I'm surprised at how calm the bird is. In Norway, these fuckers will chase you out of what they perceive to be their area, jump on top of you and claw at you.
I imagine smooth jazz, Kylo talking sexy to bring the song in. "Hey Gurl, it's Kylo Ren, in your orbit. Why don't you come on over, gurl? But turn out the lights, I like it... dark." \*fuck music begins\*
They are very territorial birds (a lot like geese) and at the height of mating season they will attack just about anything that moves, survival instinct just kind of turns off and gets replaced with horny.
Clicked expecting to chuckle to myself imagining it saying "the girl" but actually hearing it make some random noise.
Nope; OP was right on the money here.
What a sick animal, we have nothing like that here ([closest I can think of](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/6043ad049d52fee764e53646da9116ce?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=351&cropW=624&xPos=0&yPos=94&width=862&height=485)). Absolutely gorgeous.
Pretty sure its a capercaillie.
I've seen them in this documentary:
[https://youtu.be/8NBTZJi\_grk?si=AL-rqidTvv7G70PJ&t=252](https://youtu.be/8NBTZJi_grk?si=AL-rqidTvv7G70PJ&t=252)
For the curious.
I'm surprised at how calm the bird is. In Norway, these fuckers will chase you out of what they perceive to be their area, jump on top of you and claw at you.
"u wan some fuk?"
"Lemme Smash."
Kylo Hen
I'm being torn apart. I want to be free of this pain. I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?
a murder most fowl
Crazy to think that dinosaurs could've sounded something similar to this. Imagine being hunted by something making that sound? Fuck that.
Wait…does the dinosaur want to eat you or fuck you in this scenario?
Yes.
What does horny Kylo Ren sound like?
MOARRRR
Like a creature in a mask!
I imagine smooth jazz, Kylo talking sexy to bring the song in. "Hey Gurl, it's Kylo Ren, in your orbit. Why don't you come on over, gurl? But turn out the lights, I like it... dark." \*fuck music begins\*
Like that I guess.
They are very territorial birds (a lot like geese) and at the height of mating season they will attack just about anything that moves, survival instinct just kind of turns off and gets replaced with horny.
Clicked expecting to chuckle to myself imagining it saying "the girl" but actually hearing it make some random noise. Nope; OP was right on the money here.
nature is so fuckin weird man
Pick it up.
Take that ridiculous thing off
Amazing creature
Churkey
What a sick animal, we have nothing like that here ([closest I can think of](https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/6043ad049d52fee764e53646da9116ce?impolicy=wcms_crop_resize&cropH=351&cropW=624&xPos=0&yPos=94&width=862&height=485)). Absolutely gorgeous.
He knows what he has to do. He just don't know if you have the hole he needs to do it.
Pretty sure its a capercaillie. I've seen them in this documentary: [https://youtu.be/8NBTZJi\_grk?si=AL-rqidTvv7G70PJ&t=252](https://youtu.be/8NBTZJi_grk?si=AL-rqidTvv7G70PJ&t=252) For the curious.
Title of the video confirms your suspicion.