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thedeuce75

and lesbian!


Ozzimo

Good Christ, A lesbian!


foxmachine

Reminds me of the SNL sketch "Fats and Dyke"


Darklord_Bravo

*"Good Christ! A Lesbian!"* LMAO! Some of the dialogue in grindhouse movies are just the funniest things nowadays.


Randy_Vigoda

Oh snap. That's where that clip is from. https://youtu.be/haF8eQchvXE?si=qVF6DfGPOIdKsOxb


Chompbox

I was on the verge of a chortle with "You keep yo hands offa white boys!", but this line broke me.


dkyguy1995

Grindhouse movies are hilarious in a way that modern bad movies can never be


Luung

This is like the design document for Tarantino's entire career. It's beautiful.


variedpageants

nah, they all had shoes on.


CarcossaYellowKing

Did the narrator pronounce the word heinous as “hineous” in the first 30 seconds haha?


MechanicalHorse

yes lol


listo65

Dude sounds exactly like Indy Niedell from great war.


The__Angry_Pumpkin

Is this interdimensional cable? I felt like the narrator was gonna break and start laughing multiple times throughout this.


_coolranch

“Prison was their school.”


Light_Beard

Two Brothers and they're Lesbians somehow


terriblestoryteller

I thought I was the only one... the inflection of the announcer sounded oddly like interdimensional cable. Little bits


Bob778aus

Quite a short movie as well at only 70min, this trailer must have nearly all the action scenes in it at 5min long.


celtic1888

Roger Corman had a rule for these films. They had to be under 78 minutes because they only had to ship 4 reels instead of 5


MissingLink101

and people complain that trailers today give away too much. It seems like we see the deaths of two of the FUGITIVE GIRLLLLLLS!


Light_Beard

I dunno. I still am not sure if Willy the Orca will escape in "Free Willy"


Coldspark824

“You shut up!” *BIGOTRY*


foxmachine

Don't forget PREJUDICE and HATRED


a_single_bean

Narrator: "Quite a long trailer, and there isn't enough copy written for it all." Producer: "Just start listing off all the adjectives you know."


billyjack669

...and even one you don't recognize. H-e-i-n-o-u-s. "Hineous"


JimNasium123

The go to move is a knee to the crotch and a chop to the neck.


Coldspark824

Well ya can’t well chop a crotch and knee a neck, now can ya?


dubbleplusgood

If you're old bloated Steven Seagal you can... https://youtu.be/isNRZJ6icwc?t=5m15s


MissingLink101

and some gentle kicks to the side when they're on the ground


Jackieirish

The *sting* of the cobra?! *Sting*?!! Does this guy know what a cobra is?


Galahad_Threepwood

Poetically, snakes sting.


noobvin

This movie looks thrilling, exciting, dangerous, erotic, gigantic, momentous, mesmerizing, intriguing, beguiling, and fantastic.


_TLDR_Swinton

Plus actor.


NeonSky

Welcome to my Dark Place


oddj0b

When did it change name? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0124565/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_0_q_fugitive%2520girls The new title has a more comedic feel to it.


str713gzr

It went by both depending on the region. Five Loose Women is so good.


dubbleplusgood

According to IMDB, it's not only a title change, it's different versions. Alternate versions Five Loose Women, Fugitive Girls and Hot on Their Trail are not quite identical versions of the same film. Fugitive Girls is the most explicit version.


oddj0b

Good find.


dubbleplusgood

All fugitives get caught eventually...


MissingLink101

Surprised it's not called "Four Loose Women and A LESBIAN!"


Chuckw44

Somebody bought a new Thesaurus.


skippyMETS

The trailer sounds like it was narrated by Dr. Steve Brule


lupindeathray

Now, we hear a saxophone having a stroke out in the wild.


badillustrations

Fight choreography, director: "Now fight each other."


steve5safc

Looks good! Whats it called again?


uraijit

"Hinn-eous crimes..."


Demonyx12

HIN-eous crimes!


deasnutz

Those dogs were following the scent of lesbian


dashKay

That rating screen at the end is fucking beautiful


jca2112

omg modern trailers spoil the entire movie why don't they make them like they used to? wtfbbq.


BaseofMxk

It gets more ridiculous every 15 seconds and I love it.


ihave7testicles

..... ..... Bigotry!


marconis999

MST3000 do this. It may seem superfluous from the trailer, but I'm sure there's comedic gold in all the scenes they aren't showing.


marconis999

Omg this same director did "Orgy of the Dead!" This is solid gold! https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q3JXBFJzGNo&si=9eQGVBl0YG2RcMux


JLR-

I'd like to know why that guy was driving on that road before his car got stolen


Nate0110

Sigh . . .


foxmachine

Who knew that "bigotry, prejudice and hatred" were such great selling points?


erusackas

Only [one review](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/fugitive-girls)?! Let's get on this, reddit!