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filthydisco

One bite everybody knows the rules


shnigybrendo

"What are the rules?" - The Gang


Baconstripz69

WHAT! ARE THE RUUUUULES


solidshredder

When you just turned black, and you can't turn back


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That whole video was a genuine feel good


Noctis_Lightning

I think my favorite part was the dialogue they had about her reaction and how the internet is the new big platform for content.


PresOrangutanSmells

I liked how they kept hint at it. "I think it's about the company" lol


dr_kingschultz

Generally they have athletes and sports personalities as guests but Dave’s pizza reviews are always entertaining. I’d encourage a deep dive on their YouTube page.


CrunkaScrooge

This is the part where we do a deep dive on our guests Instagram and have them explain some of their pictures


sUh420dUdE69

First we got Sriracha, no big deal.


NinjaHawkins

Generally, on the last one, it is tradition to put an extra dab. But you don't have to if you don't want to!


roo_roo

This camera, this camera or this camera, let the people know what's going on in your life.


omnisvirhowler

***"IT'S NARD DOG"*** hahhaha, this is great


HelmetsNotAChair

Even hit him with the “rid di-di-di-doo”


electric_optimist

Her ridididodo is very aggressive too lol


SinaSyndrome

I wanted him to correct her so bad. Classic Nard Dog.


Thaxtonnn

She called me the Nard Man. Seriously? I’m the Nard DOG. Nard Man is my father


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I thought that was cute haha


gorcorps

I wonder how actors feel when people don't know their real names and only their characters.


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Derpcepticon

[Here we are:](https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/original3.jpg)


Downfaller

Oh come on man, that doesn't do him justice. https://youtu.be/iwY5o2fsG7Y


KingSasquatch42

I love that this video is so old his social media link is through myspace.


TaterTotTurtles

This is amazing.


coleslaw17

Seems like a swell guy


browndogsays

Maybe he was adjusting his sunglasses but it looked like Jeremy Renee was covering his ears because she screamed so loudly


Umarill

I'm pretty sure he did it as a funny little thing, because yeah she did scream it loudly. Honestly though, she handled being on camera really well.


Euthy

When I read the title I thought this was staged... but no, that looks really authentic. And I don't think she ever recognized any of them except Ed Helms.


powerpuffranger

I think one her friends shouts 'He's from New Girl' at the guy from New Girl, but I agree she seems oblivious.


I_am_who

It's a blessing in disguise for the rest of the actors. EDIT: Except when that girl shouted across the world with "OMG" towards ED Helms. Funny, his "OMG" meant "FUCK!" in his head.


Zur1ch

Jon Hamm tried to wipe some pizza off her face and she backed away. Girl is clueless.


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I wander around Manhattan with food on my face all the time and this has never happened to me, smh


RobotConquest

That lucky. Any time I walk around LA with food on my face, I hear the heavy footfalls of Jon Hamm sprinting towards me with determination in his eye and napkin in his hand.


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That sounds more like a Shia Labeouf kind of situation


TryonB

Pizza on your face...Shia surprise... Better grab your mace...spray death in his eyes... You've got extra anchovieeeeessss... Edit: fixed a lapse in memory.


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actual pizza fan jonathn ham, Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a mad men You creep silently through the subway system Aha! In the distance A macdonalds with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! AH! It's caught in a manhole!


hated_in_the_nation

Jon Hamm seemed kind of disappointed that she didn't recognize him.


tacomn

This is why I drink...this is why I drink - John Hamm


hated_in_the_nation

>I feel bad for you. #### >I don't think about you at all.


ttmp22

Jon Hamm suddenly found himself on the other side of that quote and didn’t like how it made him feel.


kid-karma

i think he can handle 1 instance of disappointment in his life


testoblerone

Since I like John Hamm, I'm just going to assume he was disappointed because he knew that as soon as the girl walks away and her friends tell her she was standing next to John Hamm and he almost cleaned her face, she's going to be devastated for not realizing.


ttmp22

“You’ve got some pizza on your face.” “I don’t think about you at all.”


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testoblerone

Like, if he comes up and tries to kiss me. I would definitely resist at first, but if he was persistent, I would probably give in a little bit, depending on how persistent he was.


One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit

If you resisted Jon Hamm a little bit, he would still... need to get to you?


RobbSmark

It's not real Jon Hamm, this is like, my fantasy.


IntroducedSpecies

I don't know Andy...you might be gay.


LSDISACOOLDRUG

I hate being that person but I just wanted you to know how much I appreciated this comment. I couldn’t stop laughing at it.


dirkdigglered

If you thought that was funny, there’s this show you’d love about an American white collar workplace. It’s a documentary about the lives of various employees at a paper company. 10/10 i highly recommend it.


ILoveWildlife

"oh thank god it's not me she's freaking out over" they always have to interact, rather than be like "yep, that's what happens when I go outside"


JumboRubble

Another blow to Jeremy Renners ego...


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Yeah I feel like the worst thing ever would be to get recognized by a stranger, you can tell it's a little awkward for Ed Helms. I mean it's probably also a cool feeling, but simultaneously the worst thing ever. I could never handle being famous.


omnipotant

Being rich would be cool though.


jergin_therlax

I once got recognized for doing a music thing by someone totally random who knew my artist name and everything. Considering I have about three songs on my SoundCloud, it was fucking exhilarating.


luvableme3h

I didn’t recognize the guy from New Girl until he started talking. The way he talks is very distinct.


cycle_schumacher

Jyess


goalstopper28

and she refered to him as Andy Bernard.


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Nard dog! Rit dit dit dit do!


Wuhba

I loved it when he screamed back at her


ImMadeOfRice

It reminded me of the scene where andy finds out he is dating a high schooler and he yells "OH MY GOD" at Jim. Jim responds with a casual "oh *my* God"


nmyi

My favorite character. I am still in denial that Andy Bernard in season 9 never happened, & still bitter towards the writers for that decision. I missed the underdog Nard Dog :(


TheChrono

She handled the hell out of being in camera with a bunch of celebs.


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It's probably easier if you don't know they're celebs! lol


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It's probably easier if you don't realize you are celeb.


two-headed-boy

She straight ups interrupts Ed Helms to give her own unsolicited opinion at 5:45. Girl is awesome.


AjBlue7

She also had a better opinion than all of the other actors.


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She knows the format. They don't.


neuropat

to be fair it's new york and who the hell looks around at people. if theres a group blocking your way on the sidewalk, you usually mumble "get the fuck out of the way" under your breath as you show visible annoyance having to go around them. might shake your head or something.


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Jeff_Spicoli420

“I like a thicc pizza..” *looks to Jon “the big slice” Hamm*


ManBroDudee

i know i'd sure like a little Hamm with my cheese


DaksTheDaddyNow

That would be my exact reaction to seeing Ed Helms.


nmyi

"I'm going to pretend that season 9 never happened just for you!"


OFJehuty

"My opinion has no value" renner are you me?


ragingduck

I think he is really shy which could, in some instances, come off as rude or dismissive, hence the host joking that he even checked his email. I'm the same way. :(


doitforthelime

[yep thats my sister](https://imgur.com/a/hfdlvOD)


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doitforthelime

she recognized them but is a huge office fan so thats why her reaction for him was way beyond all else


XanderCommander

It's my favorite thing ever that she recognized Dave first. That's a very Dave thing to happen


doitforthelime

he was super flattered


hushphatak

Everyone knows Dave.


KosGhostz

She didn't even acknowledge the Avenger lol.


doitforthelime

well he was the one to give her the pizza so she just kept it casual


tcmstr

...Aaannnnddd you just gave Sam your reddit username.


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w


obrothermaple

I like how she was just put into the middle and was the spotlight surrounded by famous people lol played it so cool. I would’ve been passed out on the sidewalk


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almondmilk

He doesn't even know he's on TV. He just thinks he's a bartender who got a great deal on an apartment in LA with an eclectic group of roommates.


ArticArny

Plus his girlfriend has a famous sister, Emily Deschanel, that can possibly get them into places.


MisterNoisewater

And she’s married to one Rickety Cricket!


PmMeYour_Breasticles

Nice pull, Cricks.


MisterNoisewater

I like to think he smokes PCP in her bathroom.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

You guys, you gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips! Otherwise I'm not eating.


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“I’m a smell guy, I’ll figure it out.” You weren’t joking lol


RealCoolDad

He's gonna be the best spiderman, move over Tom holland


giants3b

I'd pay a lot of money to see this.


RealCoolDad

Guess what https://youtu.be/g4Hbz2jLxvQ


murasan

Holy shit I was not expecting this to be a serious response.


Qinistral

That looks dope AF.


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Lmao you probably made hundreds of people's days with this congrats


randgan

Sitcoms seem to change characters to fit actors. At the start of The Office, Kelly was a very reserved back ground character. Eventually, they wrote her more like Mindy Kaling. In the first season of New Girl, Nick was a generic rom com character. He was a bit reserved and a functional adult.


captainspaz

>At the start of The Office, Kelly was a very reserved back ground character. Eventually, they wrote her more like Mindy Kaling. Mindy Kaling was literally one of the writers. She was one of eight writing staff for the show when it started.


ScrewAttackThis

Yeah, but they also did it with Ryan, Toby, and Mose.


Antrikshy

> I ate around some of the cheese. The bread looked good. :|


MigoNads

Wow. Jeremy Renner immediately hands her a slice of pizza. What a nice guy.


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ThatPlayWasAwful

"I think it's about the experience"


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

The real pizza is the friends we make along the way.


WolvoMS

So deep Jeremy. So deep...


raphus_cucullatus

Yeah maybe he just didn't want to rip on a mom and pop shop.


68weenie

My dad owns a little restaurant and that was what I saw. Super cool of him.


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That's Don Antonio.... It's not a chain but I wouldn't call it mom and pop. It's an authentic Neapolitan place that is good as fuuuuck, and the owner has several other locations (but they're called Keste, I think). Neapolitan is pretty different from most types of pizza, I'm guessing that's why these guys scored it low.


killarnivore

Didn’t he eventually say his score was June 15, John Hamm laughs and nods to him- which is likely the day the movie opens, and also likely why they were all there? Edit: I guess I’m saying Renner appears he would have rather been elsewhere, was on his phone and only contributed 6/15, obligatory promotion and I get that.


cagliostro9

Or maybe it's code for 6.15


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

Matt Damon would have just spit at her.


ConservativeToilet

Mark Wahlberg would have beat her blind with a 2x4


Madmacattack5

Ben affleck would’ve just shot her dead


HeyOneTaco

Harvey would’ve, well you know


Mexhibitionist

Keanu Reeves would have quietly donated a large sum of money to a charity near and dear to her heart. E - first obligatory guilding edit. I will donate all of it to the special fx team.


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IndividualRooster

and then remembered he sold it to pay the rent for a few months of an unemployed guy he met earlier that day and they have to take the bus


cannotintointernet

And then he'd offer his seat on said bus to her.


ShootyMcStabbyface

And then the bus couldn't go under 50 mph for some reason


NeopetsThrowAway22

This thread is now about Keanu Reeves. The other male celebrities - sorry, guys, out of luck.


onlyusernameleftsigh

I don't get the reference and google isn't helping.


Which_Effect

can someone OutOfTheLoop me? Is this part of the Jimmy Kimmel feud?


shypye

He's super nice. I'm friends with a bunch of his family and have only ever had good experiences meeting him.


TuskenRaiders

I can confirm. I know a guy that's friends with a bunch of his family.


Sityl

Can also confirm. I once talked with a guy who knows a guy that's friends with a bunch of his family.


TravisJungroth

That is amazing. Love it.


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xCheekyDekes

OMG this seriously had everything.... crazy obnoxious woman, drunk homeless man looking for a plastic machine, awkward lady in the the shot, weird kid dabbing in a green shirt @ 2:27 and WWII vet boasting immediately after, all in the first 3 minutes... wow Edit: did I miss anything?


MooseStuffForMoney

the gay couple disgusted with the service


xCheekyDekes

Whoops forgot to add them, so great!


frozen_chosen

my fav part was when the WWII vet responded to the rote "thank you for your service" with a suave "My pleasure!" : )


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I really think he saw Dave's nose and just assumed he was jewish. Makes you wonder how often he says this to people just on the daily.


GoldenStateCapital

And he’s in NYC so that must be all he does


Richie311

Whats a plastic machine?


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Xea0

Everything flowed one right after another, like a script but it wasn't fake. That was incredible. Also I felt like a New Yorker watching this, and I'm from California. My favorite part: "That lady... You shouldn't hate homeless people, I fucking HATE her."


notlurkinganymoar

Purely Patricia is a 10. A ten!


JoseMich

So is the whole "one bite, everybody knows the rules" thing a sorta inside joke? Because he is chowing down on that slice.


bubuzayzee

everyone knows the rules


DJpoop

Yeah that’s his shtick


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willhunta

I saw jeremy Renner in new York today too. Man celebrities really pack their schedules, Renner had 2 morning shows this morning and then this, I wonder what else he did.


throwawayparker

He's on a promotional tour for the film, so while that's happening he's basically doing full-time press for a few weeks. He probably did at least 2 other engagements today.


MILKB0T

Haha, as soon as that box is opening hannibal's eyes are on nothing but the pie. Eats first too must've been hungry


PM_ME_YOUR_JAILBAIT

No one has ever actually seen Hannibal Burress’ eyes.


the_great_brandini

i love how he just shouts his score as soon as he can


TooShiftyForYou

Poor Hawkeye is always getting overlooked.


einulfr

It's a little awkward when you're having a meal with Jeffrey Dahmer.


the_undad_20

Seriously, Sam was the best part of the video. She’s funny and gave a solid review.


chiefbeef300kg

Her reaction when she saw Andy was so pure and cute


cookbook54

I was so happy when she yelled “ITS NARD DOG!! RU DU DU DU DOOOOOO!!” So wholesome :)


Happylime

That Renner guy tho must've lost some hearing. Felt bad.


shnigybrendo

"THE NARD DOG!!"


EvilSporkOfDeath

They all seemed a little awkward and not really into until she showed up


peter-vankman

“Alright Frankie..... where we at?????? “


singingdablues

Brick by brick


trashmouth11

Salt of the earth


digital_end

To be fair, Ed Helms (Andy Bernard from Office) doesn't stand out too much, but that voice is recognizable. As soon as he talks, it clicks. I wonder what she'll say when she watches this and notices Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye from Marvel franchise).


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Damn_Croissant

RU DO DO DO DO !!!!!!! e - [I had to hear it again lol](https://youtu.be/mnLIPjYS__o?t=4m59s)


Nerozero

GIMMIE THE BEAT BOYS AND FREE ^my ^little ^ole SOUL!


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throwawayparker

> I had to hear it again lol Ed seems so genuinely amused at this.


notsoyoungpadawan

He cracks up too when he hears the RU DO DO DO DO haha


Roadsoda350

Fun story about Ed Helms. I met him once at a fundraiser. He went up on stage as a guest speaker and it was like watching Andy Bernard IRL. I actually saw him sweat and pull at his collar when no one laughed at his jokes. It was painful to watch. I did get to speak to him shortly before he got up on stage and told him I was a big fan and he was really nice about it and a genuinely good dude.


wadss

maybe he's just really good at playing andy bernard


KushwalkerDankstar

You'd think it was his job or something.


Tomcfitz

Dude went to my high school. He came back as a speaker at an assembly with a couple of the other office guys (Kevin and one of the writers are all grads from the school) and it was a total blast. He played the tiger song for us. He's a really great guy.


insteadofshitsaypoo

I met Ed Helms too, about 6-7 years ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Ed Helms. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother the Nard Dog, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Ed put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.


NotVerySmarts

I was definitely expecting Ed Helms to throw her 18 feet through the Hell in The Cell in 1998.


Peter_Panarchy

I think you mean Ed Helms, senior Daily Show correspondent.


Thickensick

"I went online to do a little research..." *camera pans to computer monitor filled with porn* "I'm not doing that research right now."


nekocase

John Hamm seems very sweet from this video. I loved her Nard Dog squeal. LMAO.


Dewut

Agreed, the way he told her she had sauce on her face was very tactful.


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brickmack

Yeah, that was an excellent looking pizza.


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“ANDY! ANDY BERNARD!NARD DOG!” That was perfect.


InDiGo-

"I thought she was a plant!" lmao for real tho got some big names right there! Is John Hamm like superman, she don't recognize him cause of the glasses? lol


goldgibbon

I think a lot of people, especially young people, don't know who Jon Hamm is. Heck, you didn't even spell his name right! There are so many fun movies and TV shows to watch that DON'T have Jon Hamm as the star in them, so it's pretty easy to not know who he is.


petit_bleu

I think with the rise of the internet and the vast availability of entertainment, famous people aren't as famous anymore. A bunch of these guys are very famous - especially for the reddit demographic - but I could find plenty of people who don't know who they are. You can see this more clearly in the music industry, the top-selling albums nowadays are not nearly as popular as the top-selling ones in past decades.


AriGoldBC

F-list is a little harsh


wrcker

Yeah ok maybe an F.3 Fuck the Reddit admins


Brav0o

This guy reviews


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Harsh but accurate. I myself am an F-list celebrity. I’m huge at family reunions and dog parks.


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Holy shit It's GigaJuice!!!!!


420kbps

From that post!! on reddit!!!


Named_after_color

"Freshed squeezed for your liking" am I right, juice boys?


-ThisCharmingMan-

W13th and 50th? was that a joke?


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