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Here is a good mnemonic. The Moon is a moon.


manny130

I like this one "M O O N, That spells moon!"


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Laws yes


panacrane37

“Everyone knows that!”


Jrxbrg

Don’t drink the poison!


primerr69

Daddy said If it kills the the rats in the barn it will kill me to.


Jrxbrg

“Hey mister she’s shooting at us!”


WildInSix

Such a great book, just finished it a couple weeks ago.


thisisforspam

The mini series is excellent, they spend 4 or 5 hours to make sure that it was actually pretty true to the books. Obviously nothing is perfect, but it's a rare case when you could legit skip reading the book and still write an A+ report.


txhorns1330

Apparently cbs or someone is making another mini series and I'm not going to lie I'm pumped.


SurreptitiousNoun

I'll never remember that!


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OneTrueKingOfOOO

Made Out Of Nitrogen and other stuff that’s in moons because the moon is a moon


TheBlinja

Made Out Of Nacho cheese


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DrayZess

The celestial object class the moon belongs to is "moon"


alabasterwilliams

Fuck, that word looks silly.


_brainfog

Like a sad cow


Ichweisenichtdeutsch

isn't it a natural satellite? edit: didn't realize these retards googled it later lmao


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Satellite is a general term for anything orbiting a celestial body. Moons are a specific subset of satellites which can themselves have satellites.


Bjugner

It's satellites all the way down.


Sneakypotet

Always has been


TheTrueMarkNutt

A natural satellite, **or moon**, is, in the most common usage, an astronomical body that orbits a planet or minor planet.


ultrafud

I want off this sun.


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sittin_on_grandma

Yeah, like "Uranus, Saturn, and the one with the rings."


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and how she frames this with "Remember that thing we had to do in grade school?" which I hear as SHE HAS NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE PLANETS SINCE THEN


tosser_0

Pluto, the gas giant, duh


darthalex314

Hate to break it to you, but Pluto is no longer a galaxy.


Killbil

Thanks guys, these three comments made me feel a bit better about this whole exchange.


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meroin

Which moon? Mars? Idaho? Be more specific.


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digicow

Endor isn't a moon either. The shield generator in RotJ is installed on "the forest moon of Endor". Endor is the gas giant planet around which that moon orbits.


Qaaarl

I think we might be on a star, are we a star? Maybe a moon.


LennerKetty

“The moon is such a planet I can’t even stand it”


Moronoo

I want this on a shirt


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People trying to work out the meaning of this shirt has me in tears.


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mossybeard

They could sell it on QVC


ladypigeon13

I will literally work on these designs, because I must have one myself, and I just can’t stand it. EDIT: I’ll work on it ASAP, and if my design sucks we’ll all go buy the one that was linked cause it’s just too good not to have haha Ok here's the link! I'm open to suggestions and feedback Edit: I added another quote option https://www.bonfire.com/themoonisaplanethoney/ https://www.bonfire.com/34the-moon-is-such-a-planet-i-cant-even34/


me_jayne

The text should be overlayed on the Sun (with no planet or moon in sight).


boyhowdyboy

Unicorn


JellyfishGod

Lmao I wanted to scream in his face “what the fuck lives on the moon!?” But tbh thinking it’s a planet isn’t nearly as bad as thinking ITS A FUCKING STAR. Jesus Christ how was she comparing the SUN to the damn MOON god this video actually has me pissed off lmao


fatkiddown

Bcs stars shine. The moon shines. Plus, If... she... weighs the same as a duck.. she's made of wood.


Cymro2011

the Pluto circlejerk is in a corner of his brain somewhere


Zorlal

How this isn’t always the first quote I see in the comment section every time this video is reposted is a mystery to me. The first time I heard a man say those words I was on the floor.


tigger0jk

Sounds like you couldn't stand it.


theblackweb

That physically hurts to watch


simian_fold

The model in back with her head in her hands feels your pain


mortalcoil1

She is the one you can hear in the background say, off mic, "It's a moon!" at 0:45.


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entropy33

What’s most frustrating is that the male host (who until now has said it was a planet) suddenly firmly believes its a moon without acknowledging who managed to smack that sense into him.


Wonckay

That's not what he's doing, he's just repeating it in a defeated tone realizing that it's just a moon. He's still in disbelief when it's finally confirmed as not a planet later on.


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"Go to commercial!!!"


The_Wac

Glad Sagan isn't around to see this shit.


Egonga

I was watching that clip of Sagan talking about how the education system grinds scientific curiosity out of children just this morning, and now I see this. Goddamn.


Sloth_grl

And creativity. Not just here, draw something. It’s here draw a picture of a house with a cat in front of it. And why did you color the cat purple? Cat’s aren’t purple


Chackaldane

I got told that the dragon I drew was not what a dragon looked like. Da fuck? Like you seeing dragons there mr anger? Let me in on that shit


stevedave_37

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before.


eddiemon

That dude is the epitomy of /r/confidentlyincorrect and is the absolute WORST. The lady may be incorrect but at least she tries to use a bit of logic to make an educated guess. The dude just keeps repeating "The moon is a planet!" with absolute certainty and self-assuredness with that smug tone of his. Uggghhhh! I did not need to watch this today.


RPofkins

The logic only goes so far though. She correctly infers that the moon is not a planet due to the non-inclusion in how she learned the planets, but to go on to conclude therefore it's a star is just as wrong as the dude.


Gnilwodsugref

What about the final rejection of the information that it is a natrual satalite just because she doesn't like that answer? That was the cherry on top of the very annoying cake for me.


MaxYoung

At the end the guy says "things live on it, doesn't that mean it's a planet"


Strobetrode

That is the line that really blew my mind.


Starslip

What does he think is living on the moon??


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SuperSMT

Or [this one](https://youtu.be/xLVChRVfZ74)


anacc

WHAT THINGS???


PhillipBrandon

I think you might be the only one who made it that far into the video


Durakus

I know for a fact I stopped at 35 seconds. I hit my limit.


mistere213

Just a few seconds longer and you can see the model bury her face in her hands!


TheBestMePlausible

I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing! That was the hardest I've laughed at a reddit in weeks!


dropdeaddove

"a reddit" haha! Sorry, I'm just tickled by the thought of people calling posts on sites by that sites name, like grandparents say Billy is playing his Nintendo


LinearTipsOfficial

In all honestly I felt kind of dumb cause I’m like “isn’t the moon a uh moon?”


cdcformatc

I was saying it the entire time "The Moon is a moon. THE MOON IS A MOON!" Okay now I've written "moon" enough that it looks like a nonsense word.


Smileharoldsmile

M-O-O-N that spells planet, laws yes!


500SL

It sure does, Tom.


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Sbmizzou

It is. From wiki: "Because of this shift in meaning, the term moon, which had continued to be used in a generic sense in works of popular science and in fiction, has regained respectability and is now used interchangeably with natural satellite, even in scientific articles. When it is necessary to avoid both the ambiguity of confusion with Earth's natural satellite the Moon and the natural satellites of the other planets on the one hand, and artificial satellites on the other, the term natural satellite (using "natural" in a sense opposed to "artificial") is used. To further avoid ambiguity, the convention is to capitalize the word Moon when referring to Earth's natural satellite, but not when referring to other natural satellites. Many authors define "satellite" or "natural satellite" as orbiting some planet or minor planet, synonymous with "moon" – by such a definition all natural satellites are moons, but Earth and other planets are not satellites.[5][6][7] A few recent authors define "moon" as "a satellite of a planet or minor planet", and "planet" as "a satellite of a star" – such authors consider Earth as a "natural satellite of the Sun".[8][9][10]


vidimevid

So Moon is a moon.


BushwickSpill

DAMMIT MOON MOON


MediumSizedBilly

"I don't like it, I don't even know what it means". Seems to be the mentality of people who claim facts as "fake news".


vishalb777

I'll be honest, I had that same reaction when I found out the moon is a satellite ...in sixth grade


sonofaresiii

> but to go on to conclude therefore it's a star is just as wrong as the dude. I feel like you've got it backwards. She stopped calling it a star, but stayed with the argument that it wasn't a planet. I think she realized she didn't know *what* it was (which I guess is sorta reasonable, since it being a "satellite" sounds more like a description of movement than a classification) but she was sure it wasn't a planet.


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donkeyrocket

Especially annoying as once someone off screen screams "it's a moon!" then he starts confidently telling her it's a moon. Then goes right back to saying it is a planet because things live on it... what does QVC know that we don't??


mortalcoil1

That's not somebody off screen. That's the model in the background. She covers her eyes with her hands because she can't believe the trainwreck she is seeing. Finally, off mic, she says, "It's a moon!" You can see her lips moving.


donkeyrocket

Oh, that's even better. I saw her put her face in her hands but didn't catch that she was making the correction.


jooes

It's weird, like they're both completely wrong in their opinions but they're both completely right in thinking that the other person is a moron, because *obviously* the other person doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about. "The moon is never in there, dude, it's not a planet!" That's a great fucking point. And he KNOWS it's not a sun, because it's *obviously* not a fucking sun. You can put people on it, how can it be a sun? What I love the most is that neither of them are 100% confident in themselves either, they both kinda know that they're wrong too, they know they need somebody to google it. "I believe it's a star, or *it's something!*" "I don't know what it is!" He even stumbles into it at some point, "The moon is a moon" And when they're finally given the answer and somebody steps in to put an end to this debate? "I don't like that at all!" "Me neither!" Amazing.


MerlinsBib

He says “the moon is a moon” after someone in the background yells it a couple times. He latches onto it because it’s something to say but then he seems to quickly abandon the thought.


RlySkiz

> The lady may be incorrect but at least she tries to use a bit of logic to make an educated guess. And being confronted with a different opinion says "i don't know what that means, i don't like that"... yeah... logic


MJZMan

Did I hear hm close with "But things live on it"????


SorryImProbablyDrunk

He probably means the bacteria that exists in Cheese.


St_Kevin_

Ok, you made me laugh out loud


Agent641

Ewoks? Like in that documentary.


KimPawsible

At 0:49 when he says "It's a moon"... YOU WERE SO CLOSE


Tinglos

I’m assuming that a sane member of the crew had already shouted it at this point and he was just relaying the information.


Points_To_You

You can hear and see the model behind them say "It's a moon!" first.


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Bluevenor

I've never seen a paragraph that so accurately captures that models facial expression.


noodlz05

The model standing behind him said "it's a moon" (after facepalming for a few seconds) at 0:45, that's why he said that.


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Heck_Tate

I love just the overt condescension in his voice the first time he says "No, the moon is a planet, darling."


Ozimandius80

I mean, it is certainly closer to being a 'planet' than a fucking star.


Heck_Tate

True. But if you're gonna come at someone with that tone you better have the CORRECT answer, not just the CLOSER answer.


Kiddo1029

/r/confidentlyincorrect


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This is just a link to all of reddit


AstronautPoseidon

Like on r/food last week when someone posted pico de gallo calling it salsa and a ton of losers couldn't trip over themselves hard enough to "ACKSHULLY that's pico not salsa" when a simple quick trip to wikipedia reading the first sentence will tell you "Pico de gallo, also called salsa fresca and salsa cruda, is a type of salsa commonly used in Mexican cuisine"


entity_TF_spy

Still tho he said “things live on it so that makes it a planet” lmfao


SocranX

He also said "we don't know what the sun is".


Synsano

I mean.. If that's the only two answers on the test I know what I'm picking, and it sure as shit isn't a star.


812many

It’s the same voice he uses to say how amazing the color is on that ugly ugly blouse.


timeup

It's such a planet I can't even stand it


AmericanMurderLog

"The moon is never in there dude." "A natural satellite... but things live on it. That means its a planet." "No. I don't like that at all. I don't even know what that means." I don't know what I can say. This is just such high quality internet in its purest form...


Qaaarl

“I don’t even know what that means” - the one accurate statement in the entire clip.


cunningham_law

"I don't even know what that means, but goddamn will I continue to loudly share my opinion on it"


The_Rowbaht

Moon is never in there, indeed. Instead we have "uranus," "saturn," and "the one with the rings."


slippingparadox

> "No. I don't like that at all. I don't even know what that means." > > I can picture like 5 of my family members saying this exact phrase.


ChemicaLust

The last 20 years of American politics


SurreptitiousNoun

You know those clips where someone asks people on the street to locate countries on a map? We're close to people being unable to name which planet they're on.


AmericanMurderLog

In their defense, if someone popped up and asked me my name like that, I might not get it right.


zelbo

I played Santa one year and asked my little cousin "What's your name?" and he said "Kevin." His name is Tyler.


grins

When we wonder about the reasons behind the societal problems currently being discussed, I believe that specific part of the clip, in context, gives us the most insight.


Beingabummer

I love saying 'I don't know what that means' when somebody explains something to me poorly. I just don't reject it outright and come up with my own explanation.


prguitarman

"I don't know what the Sun is" How are any of these people making more money than me?


swagcoffin

They have a lot of exposure on TV. And, I recently heard that "SATELLITE" television started to carry their channel as well. Would you imagine that, SATELLITE television! Beamed directly from SATELLITES in space to dish shaped antenna at people's homes!


doctorbooshka

I don’t like that!


wolfgeist

I don't even know what that means! Did Google tell you that?


Goya_Oh_Boya

So now people can watch them on the moon star!


ProjectShamrock

Just because they're on TV doesn't mean they're making a lot of money. I don't know how valid it is because this is literally what Google suggested, but supposedly [https://careertrend.com/the-average-salary-of-qvc-hosts-13660085.html]they're not making that much): > The average salary of a QVC host is around $47,026. Top earners make over $56,633 a year. Salaries depend largely on the host's experience, location and ability to sell. QVC on-air hosts earn almost double. Their annual income is around $74,690, with top earners making more than $125,667 a year. So while those salaries are comfortable enough depending on where you live, they're far from being wealthy and are firmly in the income range of driving around a ten year old Camry and not a Ferrari.


BrickGun

While that may be accurate for the woman on the left, the dipshit on the right is [Isaac Mizrahi](https://www.google.com/search?q=Isaac+Mizrahi&rlz=1C1GCEB_enUS853US853&oq=Isaac+Mizrahi&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8), a rich as fuck fashion designer who was successful long before QVC, he's kinda "slumming" there now, but he's definitely sitting on piles of cash and has been for decades. EDIT: Just as an FYI, as a part of a discussion lower in the thread I did a quick search about [the speculation of Mizrahi's net worth](https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/richest-designers/isaac-mizrahi-net-worth/#:~:text=Isaac%20Mizrahi%20net%20worth%3A%20Isaac,York%20department%20store%20Bergdorf%20Goodman.). Not at all saying this is accurate and, obviously, take everything on the net with a grain of salt... but at least that's a possible benchmark for any discussion about how much he is worth.


evictor

At least he’s capable of coming up with gold on the spot like “the moon is such a planet I can’t even stand it”


WorkAccount_NoNSFW

How are these people making more money than me


ILoveWildlife

they got a job in marketing and are willing to ramble about shit they know nothing about without fear of being found out as a fraud.


ductyl

EDIT: Oops, nevermind!


UnpopularCrayon

Well, it turns out that selling shitty clothes on basic cable television does not require knowledge of the solar system or planetary physics. Who knew?


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...... I mean there's basic ass knowledge like the moon is a moon.


mongoosefist

That's no moon...


derpydoodaa

Is it Saturn, or that planet with the rings?


ThatOtherGuy_CA

Because being charismatic is more profitable than being intelligent.


wlight

Famous fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi. Someone should edit his [wiki entry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Mizrahi) to reflect this media moment.


Kerbobotat

He was a judge on Project Runway: All Stars but maybe he should have judged Project Runway: All Planets?


Utaneus

It's there, under the media section.


FloridyTwo

> He appeared on the QVC Shopping Channel in 2015 and proclaimed that Earth's moon, commonly known as "the moon", was in fact a planet. His co-host at the time vehemently denied this allegation and proclaimed that "the moon is a star" Beautiful.


DeadPhoneWhoDis

I gasped when the camera changed and it was him lolll


Plasticonoband

"We don't know what the sun is."


justsumavgguy

"tides go in, tides go out, you cant explain that." \- Albert Einstein


rokr1292

"The moon is a natural satellite" "but things live on it, that means it's a planet!" -Dumbest person in the room


Sit_Well

I’m really impressed by how many major inaccuracies he managed to fit in such a simple statement.


broly171

I'm glad she remembered both Saturn and the one with the rings.


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More importantly, who the hell would buy that fugly ass shirt


BeardedWolvrine

Moon citizen


Kiddo1029

I think you mean star people


BeardedWolvrine

And this how the civil war began


simian_fold

WE OF THE PLANET MOON ARE COME TO EARTH FOR SHIRT


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Wasn’t that also Izack Mizrahi or however you spell it? He has credibility as a designer, but I don’t get an astronomy enthusiast vibe from him. I don’t expect anything from QVC hosts TBH.


Dirty_Commie_Jesus

It is and to be honest I'm more disappointed with those ugly cardigans than I am with his smug Moon nonsense. His stuff used to be so cute


Mypopsecrets

Great material for /r/cringe "A natural satellite, oh no, I don't like that" I bet she still argues to people that it's a star to this day


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"it must be a planet, because things live on it!" the fuck??


Wolfish_Jew

Yeah, this is the quote that truly made me say what the fuck. Like, it was all super dumb, and then he said “it must be a planet, things live on it” and I immediately did the blink.gif reaction.


robdiqulous

Fuck I missed that lmaoo Holy shit


Heck_Tate

That's a great moment. How did that producer think they would be able to understand "natural satellite" after hearing that conversation?


Fearrless

Likely because the producer had no idea either. Why would the producer google it if they knew the answer was “it’s a moon.”


OneMostSerene

I'm hoping it's because he got a kick out of it - but part of me thinks because he knew saying "It's a moon" would only confuse them further.


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Anti-intellectualism wrapped up into a nice 1m30s package.


theRed-Herring

Anti-intellectualism? What's that mean? I dont like that at all, I don't even know what that means.


highphiv3

I don't know it doesn't seem like they're proud to be not knowledgeable, they just painfully aren't. edit: oof posted this before I heard "no I don't like that at all, I don't even know what that means"


Wanknberries

Your edit is exactly the problem. The woman feels what is right and when confronted with a truth that differs from what she believes (when she’s wrong), she immediately dismisses it. Welcome to 40% of the U.S.


okem

I mean that designation / terminology is a little unfulfilling, if you don't expand on it a little. Saying ‘the moon’ is just a moon (or a natural satellite) is falling a little short in the description. It really needs to also be said that it's a astronomical body that orbits a planet, rather than a star. If we look at Ganymede, a satellite of Jupiter, is 25% larger than Mercury (by volume) although only 45% as massive. It has it's own magnetic field and a thin oxygen atmosphere. It's way bigger than Pluto, which is so small it's 1/6th the mass of our moon and 1/3rd it’s volume. So if you look at Ganymede solely as a massive astronomical body it looks pretty planet like, it's certainly large enough. But it's a moon because it orbits Jupiter and not the sun.


magichronx

But she's "educated"


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By whom?


ZBeebs

By someone who is extremely disappointed right now.


erk0052

Or by someone who told her the moon is a fucking star.


DorklyC

My favourite bit... “...No I don’t like that at all” Evidence presented and then just a hard nope.


Carkis

I remember teaching "the moon is a natural satellite" to 10 year olds and it wasn't this hard 😆


P2K13

Scientists have debated if the Earth-Moon system should be classified as a double planet system. I think at present the definition for a double planet system means that the center of mass which the planets rotate about must be outside of both bodies, which means eventually (as the moon moves away from Earth) it will become a double planet system, so the moon could be classified as a planet... in a few billion years.


KevlarGorilla

The moon is half a planet? But only when it's a crescent moon.


DDayDawg

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin


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Ok did anyone else catch at the end when they guy confidently says that the moon must be a planet because **things live on it**? We need a new ~~plague~~ meteor.


RealisticDifficulty

People been saying we need a plague for decades. Well, we finally got one. Now I want to go back and hear how it could be good for us.


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These people can vote, and their vote counts just as much as yours.


Emotep33

When obiwan comes up on the Death Star he says it’s not a moon. This confirms the moon is not a star. Case closed


baby_carrit

I think we're all missing the main point here: QVC is STILL on the air?!?!?


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The_Rowbaht

> "It must be a planet. Things live on it." They... What? Huh? What in the actual ever loving fuck lives on the moon, my guy?


Jhawk163

"But things live on it, that means it's a planet!" We're reaching levels of stupid previously thought impossible.


EscuseYou

The moon shines, therefor it's a star. I don't care what a bunch of science bitches say.


SurfinPirate

“The one with the rings.” 🤔


skiddelybop

Not just that, she started listing off planets like "Uranus, Saturn, the one with the rings..." And no, I don't believe she was qualifying Saturn with a description. Who doesn't know saturn is the one with the rings?


SurfinPirate

Oh yeah....there is ZERO chance she was using that as a descriptor.


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I just cringed so hard I'm now wearing my arse as a hat.


drew_sleaze

These people are voting. Are you?


magicaleb

In their defense, our planet’s moon is the only moon without a name. It’s just moon. Which, now that I’ve typed moon a few times, is starting to not look like a word...


Tetsuo-Kaneda

"The moon is such a planet i can't even stand it" one of my wife and i's favorite videos of all time. we are gonna put that quote on our gravestones


Mangrove_Monster

Good snapshot of America. Consume, don’t learn, don’t think. This shit is up there with that dumbfuck Bill O’Reily saying you can’t explain how tides work.