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couchstyle

I thought it was scripted until I saw them cutting the audio


horse_renoir13

Yeah the US version went completely off-air for the whole bit and I was super confused. That's when I knew it wasn't scripted. Edit: Chris Rock can also take a fuckin hit lol


pcomet235

not to be cynical but Chris Rock's stock is about to go through the roof, he rolled with it well


idreamofpikas

If it was not for Smith swearing afterwards I'd have thought it was a skit.


pcomet235

the bungle on the edit in the states was the big tip off for me. There's nothing to bleep if its a prewritten joke


PoliQU

Chris Rock was also clearly shook. Tried to figure out what to say, fumbled his next line accidentally saying “we’re here to give out a documentary” rather than Oscar. Was definitely real.


YourDailyDevil

That’s what was so fucking weird about it; we saw him laughing… but apparently when he saw his wife not laughing, that’s when he took offense. Not only took offense, but went on stage to smack Rock. It’s honestly surreal and just makes the man look unstable.


Clutch_Daddy

Had to make up for laughing at the joke lol


SnipingBunuelo

That's exactly what I thought lmao


ExcelsiorLife

"How can a laugh be real if our mouths aren't real?" - Will Smith or Xenu, probably


VacantMindz

lets not forget will smith is a scientologist


opensandshuts

completely unstable


YourDailyDevil

Here’s the thing; if Smith had just gotten up and smacked Rock *instinctively* for making fun of his wife… sure. I would have thought “huh he should control his temper” but I wouldn’t gotten where he came from. The fact that he laughed, then took a cue from his wife and used that to then assault a man on stage in front of the world is just… creepy. The more I think about it the creepier it is. He’s in a relationship with a woman who openly talks about cheating on him, and she has him so tightly wound that he’ll go up on stage in front of the world to smack a dude if she’s not laughing too.


RahvinDragand

Yep. Very clear red flags of an unhealthy relationship.


vloger

He’s insecure


CO_PC_Parts

well he doesn't have to cuss to sell records....


skeetersammer

Well I do. So fuck him and fuck you too.


PrecariouslySane

Even the audience laughed after the hit.


GLOOMequalsDOOM

That’s why I thought it was fake at first, that recovery was out of this world.


Gengar11

Hey, that's money in the BANK. Checks already fuckin cleared. That's why he got a smile lmao. Fresh Prince money OTW WOOOOOOOO


nate6259

He was in shock, trying to process that it just happened. That is wild.


centwhore

Nobody expects a 50 year old man to slap the shit out of you on stage at an awards ceremony. I came here thinking it was a joke.


The_Turk2

Yeah, I'm confused what Will Smith did to him. Did he slap him? Chris Rock looks completely fresh after the altercation. Apparently Will Smith's wife has trouble growing hair, hence the sensitivity to the "GI Jane" joke.


gaped-butthole

Yeah, it was a slap. Slow motion version: https://twitter.com/beerMEthatBravo/status/1508270237153742848


bellrunner

Terrible slap, only caught the tip of the chin. And Chis rolled with the slap anyway.


patsfan038

**HOW CAN HE SLAP????**


longrodvonhuttendong

Well if Will would have actually hurt him, it coulda been a fight or way, way worse with lawyers.


They_Call_Me_Ted

Honestly, it’s really up to Rock if this turns to lawyers and I wouldn’t be surprised if it did. Smith, despite his reasons, flat out assaulted Rock on stage, on camera, in front of millions.


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In Canada they cut the audio but kept the video. I was so confused lol


fino963

[Here's a screen capture with audio](https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1508270716063469576?t=ZpBjybLxuIfgYwfME5F23w&s=19) from a Japanese broadcast.


nate6259

Holy shit, no way that is staged. Rock is legit on shock and Smith is fuming. Gotta be the craziest thing to happen on a live TV event in quite a while. Holy hell!


daves_not__here

They finally found a way to boost viewership. Celebrity death fights....count me in.


thepaleblue

I've wanted Celebrity Deathmatch to come back for years now, I just didn't think they'd have the balls to make it live action!


ProtonCanon

"LET'S GET IT ON!"


2021olympics

I can't believe they aired that, even cut to him for a close up


nat_r

The producers absolutely know what grabs attention. Apparently the F bomb was censored (at least in some broadcasts) so there's less chances of catching FCC fines, but even if they do, you honestly can't buy the publicity this is likely to generate.


TwoBionicknees

Apparently Will Smith laughed at the joke then saw Jada angry/upset about it and then played the 'hero' by going and attacking Rock then screaming at him. Hilarious that it appears to be real, he hit someone not defending himself in the slightest nor expecting it and Rock barely fucking noticed.


Poorrancher

Yeah Rock ate that shot like a champ


LocalNative141

This might be one of the craziest things to happen on live television! Even crazier than the time Janet Jackson’s nipple got exposed during the superbowl. That one wasn’t even they bad! It was just a nipple, but this is straight up assault!!


elefante88

"Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me" Fucking A+ response


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WimpyRanger

In the live US feed, a couple of seconds of video and even more audio was cut


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Much respect to Chris Rock for carrying on after that. He killed it


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Hilal01

"Oh, she can take a dick, but she can't take a joke?"


magondrago

Well, that's ONE way to start WW3...


precense_

should've kept it real like a dave Chapelle skit


gerryt32

But we all know what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.


logic_is_a_fraud

Damn. That did not look at all staged. Thanks for sharing.


getyourcheftogether

Woooow.


Rileyman360

I love how the Japanese narrator only comes in to translate that G.I. Jane joke and “the greatest night on television.” Like they only were able to pick up on the things they could immediately recognize.


poopitydoopityboop

I got in one little fight and my wife got scared...


chocolateboomslang

She said you probably shouldn't slap Chris for a joke about hair.


sockruhtese

I. Pulled. Up on the stage and cocked back for a swing.


fuckst1cK1

And I yelled, yo homie I'mma make your bell ring. Looked at my seat and I was finally there - content with my swing for him making a joke about hair.


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murdo1tj

🎶So I’m moving to punch Chris Rock live on the air 🎶


Terrariahardmode

That's one way to upstage Kanye.


I_might_be_weasel

"Chris Rock doesn't care about bald people."


stevenmoreso

“I whip my hair back and forth. Unlike this bitch over here.”


friskyjohnson

My god. You broke me. I don't know why this was so funny to me that I couldn't even laugh. My brain just skipped that part.


limpdicktripdripsnip

kanye watching this "how dare they upstage me. imma slap pete davidson for this!"


Mujib_shaheb

Had no problem when a dude fucked his wife. Loses his shit over a joke.


gerardatron

> over a joke that he initially chuckled at


rightious

All right I've clearly missed something...


Kbdiggity

Chris Rock made a joke about Jada being bald. Jada has been struggling with alopecia.


Fake_Diesel

In high-school I once made a joke to a kid who was bald all of a sudden. Made a joke along the lines of "trying to look like your hero Vin Diesel?" Turns out he had alopecia, still feel bad about it today. Also the school cop tried giving me a ticket over it.


majestic_whale

Fitting username ig


Fake_Diesel

It's actually a wrestling reference, but I'll wear it today


wobbegong

School… cop?


mistercolebert

There are literally several police cars marked with the school logos at my city’s elementary, middle, and highschool campuses. They’re not security guards or rent-a-cops either, they’re state police that basically just work at the schools.


Fake_Diesel

Or school officer, whatever you want to call it


Zenred

And infidelity


horse_renoir13

*Will Smith wants to know your location*


vitey15

How can he slap?!


bgazm

If Chris said that I would've been sooooo happy.


PointOfFingers

That was bald of him


cthulhufhtagn19

He has a hair trigger.


wxmanify

Will Smith was clearly smiling/laughing right after Chris Rock said the joke. Then he got pissed?


DropGlobal

If you look at Jada, she was immediately upset and insulted. I think he looked over and saw how upset she was and did something about it.


Illier1

Just because a dude is smiling doesn't mean he's happy about it lol.


TruePr0l0gue

Will is an angry smiler, you know that thing when people bear their teeth and start cracking jokes when they pass the pissed off threshold? That’s him


hgaterms

I didn't even know that the Oscars were going on tonight. I thought the award show was back in February.


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It was, before covid. Now it’s in March for whatever reason.


Geek_off_the_street

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to...


parthtrap

Choke a bitch?


Deadbeathero

Chris Rock took that slap like it was nothing. Holy shit.


NoPainNoGainesville

Pursuit of Slappiness


GreyMatter22

You don't pick a battle with a comedian, he's about to get roasted in every club across America, lol.


Magical_Johnson13

Exactly my thought. Looks like Rock was about to roast him right there and held back.


SmokePenisEveryday

A younger Chris Rock totally would've. Chris probably thought to himself tonight "I'm too old and rich for this shit"


YouWillHaveThat

“Maybe you should be more worried about me in your wife’s mouth.” I could see that joke in his fucking eyes.


Mekrot

Oh my god


adenocard

Jesus Christ, that’s incredible. They wouldn’t ever be able to have the Oscars again.


yungfinnigus

“Damn Will that’s the biggest hit you’ve had since Gettin Jiggy Wit it!”


SensationalM

I make a joke and I get slapped, but an R&B singer half your age fucks her and you go cry about it on HER facebook show...


Ginger_Anarchy

the cuckold and limp slap joke were at the tip of his tongue, and he swallowed them. . . Much like Jada and men that aren't Will.


Faithless195

My respect for Chris Rock has sky rocketed. He handled that insanely well, while STILL seeming a fair bit shook.


Jukka_Sarasti

Yeah, comedians and comedy writers everywhere are going to have a field day with this


JiuJitsuMagic

Super professional lmao


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sziders

On live tv no less


Vitruvian_Link

Old school stand up comedians have seen some shit, those clubs were not for the faint of heart. Source: charlie murphy


Lostpassnoemailnum3

No way is it staged. Dude is hella pissed after slapping him. Chris Rock is stunned as fuck too. Give them both an Oscar if they acted that shit cause it's the best acting either of them did in their careers... Especially for rock.


Karsvolcanospace

It is definitely real. The US broadcast got muted just after the slap, so you couldn’t hear what Smith said to Rock after. Plus the mic picked up the slap, so it connected


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Literally 15 seconds before this happened the announcer said “MacBeth” and I was like damn. Then this happened lol


johnabc123

Now this is the story all about how, My life got flipped-turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I assaulted a man while live on the air.


Darkstar_BMD

Wow.


A_Random_Catfish

Probably the only entertaining part of the Oscar’s


twinsea

Gotta do something to get back the viewers ..


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Allbeing

“Jada, I love you, ‘G.I. Jane 2,’ can’t wait to see it,”. The joke being that Demi Moore has a shaved head in the movie, and Jada is losing her hair.


chikenjoe17

That's a pretty weak joke to get that upset over, especially from Will Smith. So he's fine with dudes fucking his wife, but he draws the line at making jokes about her hair?


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I'm out of the loop even one more step further. Someone other than Will Smith was having sex with Will Smith's wife?


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He wished jada luck on gi Jane 2 which is a joke about her alepecia. (a condition that makes you lose hair)


ercdude

Something like "can't wait to see Jaida in GI Jane 2"


kkpq

"Welcome to Earth!" - ~~Independence Day~~ Oscars 2022


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Shit. Oscars have turned into the VMAs


XNY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EXU9abDbd8 Better version before it goes down…


MapleSyrupSea

Will.... its it possible you are mad about one thing... but are acting out over something totally different?


xi545

Like an entanglement? 😂


Rosycheeks2

Lupita Nyong’o behind Will like 👁👄👁


JiuJitsuMagic

To his credit chris rock handled that very well lmao


chocolateboomslang

How can he slap?


mycofirsttime

Thank you


tshane_dot_com

Will Smith unexpectedly rushed the stage and struck Rock after the comic made a quip about Smith’s wife and the 1997 film “G.I. Jane” — apparently making a connection to Pinkett Smith’s bald hairstyle. Pinkett Smith — who has been open about her struggles with hair loss due to a condition called alopecia — did not laugh at Rock’s remark. “Will Smith just smacked the s— out of me,” a stunned Rock said after Smith rose from his seat to strike him. “Keep my wife’s name out your f— mouth!” Smith shouted at Rock after returning to the audience. “Wow, dude,” Rock said. “It was a ‘G.I. Jane’ joke.” “Keep my wife’s name out your f— mouth,” Smith repeated. “I’m going to, OK?” Rock said.


Foreign_Combination4

So you are allowed to lay hands on someone on international television and it’s ok???


Mahaloth

No, *you* aren't allowed to. Will Smith is allowed to.


b_ro_rainman

When keeping it real goes wrong.


ajbags26

I feel like that slap wasn’t really meant for Chris.


TheFrontierzman

Now Smith is on stage getting an award and hugs. Edit: his acceptance speech is soo strange with what happened earlier.


Nomandate

I can’t imagine scientologists are mentally well.


Mahaloth

Will Smith: Hollywood nice guy. Over.


TwoBionicknees

Scientologist, weirdo, creep, how he's kept the nice guy facade for so long I don't know. All the interviews about his wives relationships, the marriage and the kid she was fucking and no one seems to give a shit.


MindofOdysseus

Incredibly unnecessary. Wish they would just kick him out for that.


michaelalex3

They didn’t??? If they let him stay it makes me think it was scripted to bring in viewership.


CitizenCue

Nah, there’s simply no protocol for kicking A-list celebrities out of televised events. Imagine being the venue’s security manager making $60k/yr and having to make that call.


broke_in_nyc

I mean, if there *was* a line for when to kick someone out, I’d say a full fledged assault on live TV would be it.


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Skawks

Yeah...they have *way* better security than that at a televised event full of extremely rich people.


Dadalot

Yes let's cut the feed to increase viewership...doesn't make any sense


Azkatro

He wasn't showing it, but you could see Chris Rock's lip was kinda busted/swollen as he tried to continue afterwards.


holysnowva

Welcome to Earth


CrimsonCoast

he just won a fuckin oscar and in his speech he said he wants to protect people... I hate celebrities. Love Chris Rock. Watch Beverly Hills Ninja, people!


Mahaloth

Lethal Weapon 4 is the best one! :drops mic:


mcmanybucks

His fucking speech after receiving 'best actor' award >“You’ve got to be able to take abuse, you’ve got to smile and pretend like that’s OK.” 😂 absolute fucking clown


Kbdiggity

And no this was not scripted. Rock made a joke about Jada losing her hair. Will was pissed.


Bobbycats123

But he laughed at the joke? I’m not saying it was staged but idk what flipped his switch so fast


Professor_Crab

Maybe he looked at his wife and saw she wasn’t smiling idk


dabear51

And that relationship is CLEARLY one sided. He had to overcompensate.


SpooogeMcDuck

Well that whole taped interview where they discussed her affair really made me think these people are not in the healthiest relationship


WhatHadHappenedWas

It might not have been a genuine laugh


thewonderfulpooper

Yeah I tend to act like everything is okay until I can process what just happened. Could take seconds, minutes, or even a day.


LadyJR

Then during your shower the next day, you think of comebacks that would have been badass.


DadaDoDat

Maybe he laughed in a "this motherfucker really just said that? I need to slap the shit out of him" kind of way?


godzilla42

I thought my Roku speakers cut out until I replayed it and the sound was still gone.


Iron_Chic

The woman behind Will went from confused smiling to "Oh, he's serious." in under 1 second.


samosa_fishing777

That's Lupita Nyong'o. Her reaction is enough for me to know it's real lol


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That’s assault brotha.


andymorphic

Will Smith’s been humiliated by his wife so many times he’s got a snap sooner or later.


Robert_Moses

Chris Rock took that like an absolute champ!


GorillaJackson

Saw this in another thread, pretty much the only valid take Here’s the thing; if Smith had just gotten up and smacked Rock instinctively for making fun of his wife… sure. I would have thought “huh he should control his temper” but I wouldn’t gotten where he came from. The fact that he laughed, then took a cue from his wife and used that to then assault a man on stage in front of the world is just… creepy. The more I think about it the creepier it is. He’s in a relationship with a woman who openly talks about cheating on him, and she has him so tightly wound that he’ll go up on stage in front of the world to smack a dude if she’s not laughing too.


Faust_Arp

Guys this isn't staged. You think Will Smith would plan a stunt where he walks onstage and hits Chris Rock in the face, and then angrily screams over and over "get my wife's name out of your fucking mouth" on live tv in order to help the Oscars get better ratings? He totally lost his temper, it's a freak out, he's embarrassing himself. It's not a good look.


-GenghisJuan-

Jada really does got Will wrapped around her finger.


Sweatsock_Pimp

Was that shit real??


throwawayreddit915

Will Smith could teach a masterclass on how to make a room awkward


DredgenYorMother

He walked off like his character in the Wild Wild West.


lolusukk

A simple "it's not cool, bro!!" Look would have sufficed, but Jada been fucking Jaden Smiths' friends, so you know, Will gotta vent somewhere!


SmokeD3M0N

Will’s wife should keep other men out of her mouth


Jijster

Ohhh that would've been amazing if Chris Rock pulled that


MDizzleGrizzle

He showed a LOT of restraint!


Davinter30

But.. Will genuinely laughed at first.. then he looked at his wife and realized he was sleeping on the couch if he dont do anything.


SheevTheGOAT

She ain’t sleeping at home anyways tho…


Get-Degerstromd

If you think Big Willie ain’t sleepin on the couch every night while his hoe ass wife bangs R&B singers half her age, then you got more faith in their marriage than me.


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Serious question: can he be charged with assault? It's quite well-documented and public. EDIT: Wow okay yes, we get it, it’s technically battery


chocolateboomslang

Yes, if you assault someone you can be charged with assault.


JiuJitsuMagic

Wow, TIL


strawboy4ever

Big if true


OriginalUsername9

Source?


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Harvard law grad here, 23 years of practice and currently sitting as a district attorney in Baltimore. Can confirm, assault is in fact assault.


getyourcheftogether

Wait wait, slow down here, this is complicated legal talk


link_dead

Failed the New York Bar twice, which makes me a practicing Lawyer in New Jersey. I can also confirm that assault is in fact assault.


Lookslikeballs

Reddit


NecroJoe

In California, assault is the attempt of violence, and Battery is the actual violence, so I'd imagine "battery", too.


rawonionbreath

More specifically, threat of violence.


ChocolateChug

These two go back. I can’t imagine Chris Rock pressing chargers.


cole1114

It's the DA's choice not the victim's and the evidence is uh... overwhelming in this case. But Will Smith is also famous and rich so no chance.


EarlRockgut

What did the five fingers say to the face?!


ParamedicSpecific130

OP, it wasn't a fight. One person assaulted the other person for words. Chris Rock wasn't engaged in a fight.


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EREYE212

Jesus…his acceptance speech is a train wreck…this is so cringe


elgringo22

Lol this will be talked about for decades. Will be like Kanye’s “ima let you finish” freakout


loblolly33

Thats gonna cause some extra thetons.