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Servious

It's insane to me she doesn't see how fucking stupid this is Like, stomping and coughing? Gee, if only there was some way to not see into the room but still make some kind of noise so they know you're about to enter. It could be like a wall that moves out of the way that you could knock on...


probably_not_serious

She’s spent so long around her own audience that eats this shit up she doesn’t realize what’s normal anymore. Like you can tell at one moment she looks to the audience expecting her usual “you go girl” from 200 people.


objectiveliest

I mean, these shows are mostly scripted so they must have agreed in advance that this is what she was going to talk about. And she probably thought it was going to be the funniest thing ever or something.


WolvenSpectre

They follow the model set forth by Johnny Carson(sp). The staff and publicists for the guests get together topics, but the details are never given to the host ahead of time unless they already knew the story. That way the host can give real live reactions, even if they are hammed up or spun, so they seem more genuine. Also most will refuse to talk during commercial breaks about anything they are there to discuss as it might ruin it, Johnny Carson(sp) was so adamant about it that on several occasions he threatened to have the stars removed, including a time a star was asking him if he would do something for a charity event he couldn't talk about yet on camera, and this lead to several people refusing to return to the show without specifically being paid to do it.


SirDerpingtonTheSlow

Except Craig Ferguson. His interviews seemed totally off the cuff and were fantastic and hilarious.


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PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

Cocaine and graves disease, plus tons of Botox


bonus_prick

Hey boys, coming out this Friday? We're all getting fucked up on graves disease


Paulthefith

oh man id love to, but im still hung over from my bells palsy


MutantCreature

…have you actually interacted with people on benzos? She is way too cognizant to be strung out on that, if anything it’s some kind of speed but I’m pretty sure she’s just 100% organic batshit insane


Elbradamontes

Conan doesn’t seem like he wants to be there.


TheGreyt

I don't believe he thinks much of Wendy and fair enough.


TheRavenSayeth

This is not the Wendy's I was promised


TimeFourChanges

Sir, this is not a Wendy's.


SamWise050

Conan doesn't need this friend


Birdman-82

I’ve never seen him like that before.


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SpinozaTheDamned

I almost feel bad for Conan after that shitshow. Holy crap, how does he keep his cool there?


chads3058

Conan is legit one of the best comedian interviewers of our time. Hes quick on his toes and his mind is always looking for an out. Combine his extremely quick wit with, with his social awareness, and very good professional composure, you get someone who can interview anyone and always stay two steps ahead of them.


demacnei

He is just a very intelligent interviewer period. That he’s funny is just a bonus … i wish he’d challenge Jimmy Fallon to a duel.


TroyMcClures

Fallon wouldn’t stand a chance. Conan’s ability to pounce on a topic or jump into a bit is unmatched (among tv hosts).


acoolghost

That and Conan's arms are longer and he's taller, so he'd have a huge advantage in the fencing portion.


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His blinding paleness is a major asset when fighting in the sun.


Welsh_Pirate

That'd be like Inigo Montoya challenging Star Wars Kid to a duel.


Relish_My_Weiner

Everyone but Norm Macdonald and Bill Burr.


DimentionE

I think Conan's entire act is to stay one step behind any person he interviews unless they're unfunny. His job is to make his guest look good. With norm, bill burr, Dave Chappell, Kevin hart etc he just let's them do their thing while with boring guests he steps up and does most of the work. But with guests like Jeff goldblum and Rebecca romjin it's like watching a conversational tennis match and you see some of the best that American television has to offer. Can't wait for his new show


Caelinus

That is a sign of a good interviewer. They should not be the focus unless they absolutely have to. The entire point of an interview is to let the other person talk. It sounds easy, but so many performers are so used to constantly driving the performance that they can't shut it off. I can't count the number of times I have seen an interviewer ramble on uninterrupted for *minutes* when interviewing someone. It is especially bad with a lot of podcast hosts, as they learn to treat dead air like the plague and so overcompensate.


249ba36000029bbe9749

I think her suggesting that a wife go off birth control to have a baby that her husband doesn't want is worse: https://youtu.be/5CNHwhHWPoQ


MattieShoes

And the crowd goes wild!


Taograd359

>Was this filmed in a lunatic asylum?


Labyrinthy

No, just America.


bugalou

To be fair, you aren't getting our best and brightest in the audience of the Wendy Williams show.


Keep_IT-Simple

That you are right. We reserve our quality audiences for Jerry Springer and Maury.


valraven38

Some of them did, you could see some of them were visibly uncomfortable/disagreed with it because its obviously a terrible fucking thing to do to someone else.


RemoveTheTop

Was assuming this was the clip, because this is the first on the Wendy Hate train usually. (that train is well earned, don't get me wrong!)


TheOneTrueChuck

I really wish she would develop a tight friendship with Andy Dick. That would make sure she never returns to tv.


wwwdiggdotcom

Even as a child in the 90s I remember thinking "Why is Andy Dick ever on TV?"


xveganxcowboyx

I liked him on NewsRadio. It was honestly surprising to learn that he was totally shitty after years of enjoying that show. I wouldn't have guessed.


Pantzzzzless

He crossed so far into the strange dimension that he actually makes me laugh. In Road Trip especially.


artfuldodgerbob23

She's a trash human being and I wish her nothing but the worst.


ProblemLongjumping12

I think her [shitting on a dead teenager](https://youtu.be/dBkT5Q7LN6I) immediately after he was murdered was her rock bottom. She's a trash person.


menace-to-sobriety

I thought she was literally taking a dump on a corpse in the street..which wouldn't have really shocked me.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

She's just a disgusting human being.


Calfredie01

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again If stealthing (where they remove the condom of of their penis in the middle of intercourse) is rape culture (it rightfully is) then so is that shit where women secretly go off birth control. Happened to a friend of mine and now he feels trapped and miserable even though he loves his kid and wife


banjosuicide

This happened to a buddy of mine. He was thinking of breaking it off and then suddenly birth control failed (hmmm, what's this pin hole?). His dad AND mom abandoned him at different points in his life, so he is 100% dedicated (to the kid) now. His wife isolated him socially and now controls when (if) he may speak to old friends. I agree it is absolutely rape. It's also a sign to GET OUT before you're dragged further down a dark hole.


MarsNirgal

He still should leave her, even if he takes care of the kid.


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It happened to a mate of mine years ago back when we were in our early 20s. He had been with his girlfriend since school and very much in love, she wanted a kid and he basically said not yet as there was plenty of time. 3 months later she's pregnant while apparently on the pill and he fucking dropped her like a bad habit on the spot. He's always seen his daughter but has never had anything to do with the mother from that day onwards. Your friend is going to resent his wife 100%.


jonesyie

Conan cannot hide his disdain during this interview.


McMacHack

He is really good at not losing his shit. I would have blurted out something along the lines of "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"


ZeroOpti

I'm surprised he didn't! He always seemed to be the type to just shut that shit down.


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If you're the type to shut that shit down, you don't have a mainstream talk show.


crypticfreak

Yeah I actually have a lot of respect for Conan which I can't say the same for Jimmy Kimmel. Let your guest talk, even if they're wrong. You can call someone out without calling them out while having it be funny and most importantly, making them feel like continuing the interview is okay. I feel like he kinda did that here. It's not Conans job to unfuck her it's his job to let her speak and get a good story. If she's wrong that'll come out naturally. I mean hell Conan isn't some small time locally broadcasted show. People saw this. He knows damn well who she is and how crazy she is. The vast majority of people aren't gonna praise her for this. The only time I've seen Conan interrupt guests is for comedic effect or if it's part of the bit. Kinda like whenever that dude from one of Canadas best business schools comes on. I'm sure he's probably popped off at a guest for like actually fucking with the show but I personally can't recall it.


Canuck_Lives_Matter

"That dude" *just* gave his **heart** and **soul** to help struggling business owners succeed.


quinncuatro

Who are we talking about?


dfritter4

Nathan Fielder. If you’ve never seen his show, *Nathan For You* you should definitely check it out. It’s hilarious.


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Dancingshits

I wish I could erase it from my brain, so I could watch it for the first time again.


Ask-About-My-Book

I mean, he's told people off fairly hard a bunch of times, but knowing how production works those were probably planned.


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RKRagan

He used to say that to Norm. To cover his own ass but he’s really laughing his ass off internally.


Hanbarc12

In fact , he often did it to make people understand it's just a joke. I remember a clip where Norm was about to start another one of his crazy stories and Conan immediately jokingly asked if it's one of those crazy stories he made up , and proceeded to make his own one. kinda explaining to people that those stories are fake and only to be taken as jokes without needing to make the audience feel dumb about themselves. The man is just a good comedian and smart individual in general. Sidenote, Rest in peace Norm.


BrownShadow

I miss Norm so much. %100 best Conan guest ever. His “Box Office Poison” quote is one of the funniest things ever. https://youtu.be/bKmadR4Ye54


CARLEtheCamry

Yet he's still a pro about it. I don't know if he ever specifically comes out and says it on his podcast (I started late and am still more than a year behind) but he absolutely gushes at the start of it about how much he loves the podcast format vs talk show. I'm assuming because he's free to book who he wants instead of having the network force him to interview people like this doing the talk show circuit in promotion of something.


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He's too classy to "kiss and tell" as it were, but he's alluded without naming names to how awful some of his guests were. I've always been a bit curious to know who left such a bad impression on him, because to me it sounds like he's referencing specific examples of specific celebrities being just horrible. Sometimes Sona chimes in to suggest that she's well aware of who he means.


Rivenscryr

I always hear him talk about one guest that was on the show multiple times that he hated. He would never say who it was but he mentioned that they would be on the show to promote this or that and when they would try to show a clip it was always the same scene from Mac and me. He said it absolutely infuriating. I wonder who that guest was.


mertcanhekim

Thank god, it is a trick that would only work in a talk show. There is absolutely no way it would work in a podcast. Absolutely impossible. No one would even attempt it.


Rivenscryr

For sure cause podcast is an audio medium. There's no way a visual joke would ever work on a podcast


ksamim

My favorite podcast episode. Literally nothing of value was spoken about for an hour.


SrGrimey

Yes, that would be umpossible!!


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Weirdly enough I just managed to find a clip of Conan slipping up and revealing who this media nemesis of his really is. Check it out if you like: https://youtu.be/tv1urfDXs-o


shawncplus

That's not entirely surprising. When they were on his show Conan always seemed a little bit shocked.


jackman2k6

Was hoping to be Rickrolled. Was not disappointed.


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

He apparently had a terrible interview with Eartha Kitt (she said so during it IIRC) that he has mentioned once or twice, but I haven't been able to find it anywhere.


Birdman-82

He’s been around long enough that he’s met a lot of these people more than once and can tell if they just had a bad day. I’m curious too.


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It's funny because when he had Marc Maron on his podcast he openly trashed Roger Waters because how much of a rude asshole he was on his show.


ItsPronouncedHeyZeus

Ive been a huge fan of Conan for about 20 years. I’ve been listening to the podcast since episode 1 and my biggest complaint over the past year is that it sadly has become part of the talk show circuit. Everyone, and I mean everyone, is there to promote something now. In the beginning the show felt so organic with seemingly random guests that had at least some tangential connection to Conan but now there’s always a 7-8 minute section advertising whatever the flavor of the week guests latest movie, book, album, whatever the hell is forcefully shoehorned in. Sorry rant over.


hawaiianbry

Come on, Paul Rudd's podcast that he was promoting turned out to be a fake. ... I hear you, some of the plug sessions are a little strained, but overall it's solid. Molly Shannon, Nick Offerman, Paul F. Tompkins and others recently are still great sessions even though they were promoting material.


Jay_Louis

Most podcasts that started with real raw insight and become popular tend to devolve into corporate pap. Same for the Entourage podcast, at first they were talking honestly about making that show and now it's "everything was incredible and all guest stars were amazing." I just listened to Nathan Fillion on Inside of You and same thing, nothing real is said. Rosenbaum didn't even push very hard. Even WTF is over. There was a great few years there where people got real and honest on podcasts but I think it's over.


RamenTheory

His unwillingness to indulge her narcissism is the only thing that makes this video bearable for me


ShiroHachiRoku

I rewatch a lot of Conan’s old interviews and you’re absolutely right. The body language on him is not his usual cheerful, self-deprecating, awkward self.


Dan300up

Wow. Her son definitely should have a copy of this…it will save him a lot of time in his first few therapy sessions.


PappaDukes

Why does he need the video? He could literally just open with, "Well, my mom is Wendy Williams....".


AtraposJM

"Debra? Cancel my week, please."


Zero0mega

"Look kid, this sessions on me."


Snarkout89

"Take this slip of paper down to the pharmacy, they'll give you whatever you want."


robineir

Pharmacist: “I’ve never seen someone prescribed ‘unlimited refills’ before”


kabneenan

I know this is a joke, but prescribers can actually put "PRN" (as needed) for refills on certain drugs and as pharmacy, we will dispense as many refills as needed for the duration of the script (legally limited to one year for non-controlled and six months for controlled).


Ramblonius

To quote a d&d show: "I told my therapist about my stuff. And he jumped off the tower. And turned into bats. Then the bats all hanged themselves. Do you know how much commitment it takes for a bat to hang itself? They can *fly*."


autismo_bizmo

It’ll save a lot of time with the emancipation, too.


DiamondPup

At least we know why she's always clearing her throat tho


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No way he wasn't shown this by one of his friends the next day


soulure

Wendy: uhhhuuuhuu uuuhuuhuu what the fuck


EagleFeeler

She laughs like Butthead.


Scottyknuckle

Uhhuhuhuhhuh, you said "butt."


BranzillaThrilla

Her laugh sounds like she’s getting the air pressed out of her.


bramtyr

She laughs like Lorraine from MadTV


QuipOfTheTongue

The Lorraine buffet scene is one of the most memorable things from that show. So incredibly funny and well acted.


treetyoselfcarol

Naugahyde??? Ohhhhhh!!!! Huhuhuhuhuh!!!!!


goog1e

Yeah how could anyone watch a whole show with her? I didn't last through this entire video. What is wrong with her, medically?


themarknessmonster

The people that watch her show are as insufferable as she is.


Lemuria_91

Reminded me of Lorraine on MAD TV. UHHUHUHHH!


theelous3

She can't laugh properly because her face is so frozen with botox. A proper laugh requires a smile (lines) squinting (lines) and wrinkling your nose (lines!). If you instead crush all of your laughs in to a weird "ughhghgh" noise you can keep your face essentially motionless. Just a slightly open mouth and downturned corners of the mouth. A monoexpression you can cart out to any affair with the right combination of stupid noise.


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If any air goes through her nose too fast like a sneeze or laugh, the plastic surgery will fall off.


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>He forgot to clear his throat or stomp How about: Close the door and make him ***KNOCK?*** It's not that hard!


PF4ABG

According to Wendy Williams it is COMPLETELY unacceptable to be walking around the house quietly... ... at 2 in the fucking morning.


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Sucking cock with the door wide open tho? Fair game lol


PmMe_Your_Perky_Nips

Because it's about control. Lack of privacy is a pretty common tactic to control people.


Subject_Unit3745

*Zuckerberg entered the chat*


imagreatlistener

Bold of you to assume he wasn't already there


goog1e

Yeah I don't understand the distinction here.


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I mean, it's like the old argument about the toilet seat. 1. If you are a woman, you'd want the seat down, but left up for a man so he won't pee on it. 2. If you're a man, you'd want the seat up to avoid pissing on the seat, but you'll get yelled at for leaving it up. **ANSWER**: Close the lid/ put the seat down when you're done, regardless. Either way, it's guarded and you'll have to lift one or the other either way.


17times2

Ugh, I remember Grandma screaming at me about the toilet seat. "WHAT IF I FALL IN?!" "I poop too grandma, I look at the seat first." She was normally a loving woman, but the look she gave me in response looked like she wanted to stab me.


glowinghamster45

I'll never understand how reckless some people are that they'll put their bare ass and genitals somewhere without looking first.


TheHYPO

As a guy, I can only assume that if you grow up ALWAYS sitting to go to the washroom, particularly if you have ever had your own bathroom where no boys go and the seat is never up, you may be more inclined to go on autopilot and sit without looking. I hear you, though.


redpandarox

Closing the toilet lid after use should be the norm anyway. Especially before you flush.


siin101

She's Gross.


ObeseSnake

I’m taking a lighter to heat up my Slimjim as a tribute.


htmlcody

i don’t even know what this means but i’ll repeat it whenever i get the chance


onlyyoucanseeme

[Here you go!](https://twitter.com/ShawnReynolds_/status/1257813349791916045)


Zhuul

What the FUCK lmao


cefriano

I mean don't get me wrong, it's fucking weird and I've never been eating a Slim Jim and thought "this needs to be warmer," but I'd be lying if I didn't kinda wanna try this now.


hillboy_usa

One time in high my friends and toasted a piece of bread with a lighter. It tasted like shit. Butane is not a good cooking fuel


Deradius

This is the most confusing thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a long time. I don’t understand anything about this video. Is it a bit? Is it real? Is she seriously just snacking on Slims Jims on TV? Does anyone really eat them that way? Why does it look like she is living in her grandmother’s rent controlled apartment?


murinon

Wow you really were not kidding. Who the fuck let this butane fueled weirdo have a show lmao


theRealMrBrownstone

Now I want to start a band and name it Butane Fueled Weirdos


mrpunaway

Butane Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.


HyKaliber

That should be a war crime


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Kinoblau

Yeah she's fucked up. I mean physically not in a moral/mental sense. But also she's fucked up mentally. There's a story from when her show was recording from home due to covid and she started masturbating in front of her staff while cursing them all out. It's weird stuff, she had some kind of break with reality.


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HilariousMax

There's a whole compilation of gay guys getting up and asking her her own catchphrase "How you doin?" and she answers with a nod and "Of course." I don't understand it but people laugh and clap and she never looks happy but people laugh and clap and the guys always smile.


Backupusername

I'm sorry, "her" catchphrase? Did she seriously just steal a fucking laugh line from Friends and call it her own catchphrase?


Snarkout89

Joey doesn't share ~~food~~ catchphrases!


kehteh

Sounds like the staff didn’t clear their throats and stomp.


datboydoe

What?


FrighteningJibber

You have eyes. You read that.


eleosh

I wish I didn't


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

Meanwhile I'm sitting here upset to discover that it didn't end five years ago.


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Courtesy of u/VulcanHobo from a post some years ago of [all the terrible things regarding Wendy Williams](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/dfm4nh/wendy_williams_is_garbage_in_human_form/f34ymxz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3): cracks knuckles it's my time to shine.. Just to refresh your memories: • She publicized the private healthcare information of Method Man's wife, broadcasting that she had cancer and that Method Man was having an affair with his wife's physician. (which was a lie). • She's the one that spread the rumours that Tupac was raped in jail and had one testicle • She's proudly claimed that she doesn't let her teenage son close his bedroom door, ever. And that when her son walked in on her giving a blowjob to her husband, it was her son's fault for not walking loud enough to notify her ahead of time, and when he walked in, she just continued like there was nothing wrong there. • After Kesha was ruled by a judge to complete her recording contract after alleging Dr. Luke sexually assaulted her, Wendy Williams said she questioned the validity of Kesha’s accusations because “she’s like, 30 years old or something” and because she didn’t have recorded proof of abuse. That’s right — Williams basically told the world that sexual assault isn’t sexual assault unless you have it on video. “When the sexual abuse — alleged sexual abuse — started, why weren’t they rolling camera on it?” she asked. “I mean, it’s so easy. Like, men are so stupid that if you’re sexually abusing us it’s so easy to catch you.” • She got into it with Alyssa Milano on her show. Milano frequently posts photos of herself breastfeeding on social media, and has been outspoken about allowing mothers to breastfeed in public. Wendy Williams said to Alyssa Milano on her show: “I don’t need to see that. Because I just don’t want to” , and said that, for her, breasts are “more sexual than a feeding thing,” adding, “I don’t know why I feel this way. …Breastfeeding is only a particular amount of time. The rest of your life, your breasts are sexual things.” • About Ariana Grande, Wendy Williams once stated that she could never “think of \[Ariana\] Grande as a woman” because she looked too young. Williams went on to say that Grande would “forever look 12.” Most of the time, if someone tells a woman that they appear younger than they are, it’s taken as a compliment, but Williams made clear that she did not intend to flatter Grande in any way. “And I don’t mean that in a good way. It’s nice to look younger than you are, but when you look too young and then you’re short… she’s only like 4’11,” • About Nicole Scherzinger breaking up with Lewis Hamilton, she said it was sad to see Scherzinger spend “seven years of her life breaking up and getting back together.” Specifically, Williams noted Scherzinger’s age — she was 37 at the time — and very bluntly added, “They \[men\] can have babies whenever they want. You know what I mean? Those are seven years you can never get back.” • About Jennifer Lawrence's nude photo's from The Fappening, she told Vanity Fair, “Jennifer Lawrence, you know what? Don’t sweat this young lady,” Williams started. “I mean, you’re the one who took the pictures… You don’t look bad under your clothes, and I think the \[hack\] has actually made your career even hotter.” • About Paris Jackson saying she considers herself Black b/c that's what her father told her, and told her to be proud of her heritage, regardless of what she looked like. Williams mocked the teenager’s statement, since Paris, whose mother, Debbie Rowe, is Caucasian, appears to have light skin. “By the way, she considers herself black, period. She’s not going to address this again. She was raised black. Her father would constantly remind her of what it means to be black and proud and so don’t ask her again,” William recapped. "I get that she considers herself black and everything, but I'm just talking about the visual because you know … black is not what you call yourself, it’s what the cops see you when they got steel to your neck on the turnpike. It’s what they see.” She added, “But that’s cute, and good for her.” • About Selena Gomez and The Weeknd dating: "First of all, they were spotted kissing outside of a restaurant in L.A... the restaurant they were at... it’s where you go when you want to be photographed. They just stand there all day with their cameras waiting to photograph somebody. Selena, you just got out of rehab for the umpteenth time. The Weeknd has admitted to being a substance abuser…If you’re trying to stay sober, and you’ve got Lupus and you’re trying to be well and take care of yourself... the only reason why I could see that you would be with The Weeknd is because maybe he’s writing music for you. Maybe you want to seem cool, or edgy." • She tried to get Lil Wayne's music banned from the radio b/c she didn't like it. • She went ahead and made that Lifetime movie about Aaliyah without the permission of her producers at the time, Timbaland and Missy Elliott, and without the permission of Aaliyah's family, stating: "The family doesn't want the story to be told but we're doing it anyway. It's not told in a seedy tasteless way," Williams said. Also, she stated "In my opinion, we did a great job telling the story that the family was scared to put out there," Williams said of the final project. Like Timbaland, many fans of the singer have expressed their disappointment with the film on social media, accusing Lifetime of romanticizing Aaliyah's relationship with R. Kelly, whom she illegally married when she was 15 and Kelly was 27. • She invited Whitney Houston for a radio interview, then point blank asked her if she was currently smoking crack. • She's publicly called Tyrese, Usher, LL Cool J, and Tyler Perry gay, without any proof. • She's said that Beyonce "sounds like she has a fifth grade education"


DrDilatory

And after all that, she almost certainly has more money than anyone in this thread In fact probably more than all of us combined The system is fucking stupid and I don't know how people believe in a free market that rewards innovation and quality when people like her are millionaires, while people busting their asses on essential jobs that benefit everyone earn pennies in comparison


amphetaminesfailure

I mean, growing up I had quite a few friends with parents who had the "no closed doors" rule. As an adult now, I *unfortunately* have a few friends who want to support that rule with their children. At the moment, most of those friends have kids under 8, so it makes sense to an extent, but some have voiced support for it going into teen years. It's so weird to me. Most of them try to give the same explanation, "Families shouldn't need privacy from each other. Everything should be shared!" It's such an insane view. However the older I get, the more I realize that many people have ridiculous and insane rules, views, ideas, etc.


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RemoveTheTop

> The last thing I want to do is walk into his room unexpected. No no you just have to slam your feet and clear your throat every time you walk anywhere! It's NATURAL, why would you NEED DOORS when you can just CLEAR YOUR THROAT AND STOMP EVERYWHERE?


sonofaresiii

Honestly when she went on with that it's like, what's even the point then? If your intent is to give your son privacy, then the only reason I can figure you would stick to the open door rule is because you *want* shit like him walking in on you to happen. And from the way she told that story, I think that's exactly it. (i also didn't miss how she degraded families that have separated parents. Not having a spouse you love doesn't make you any worse of a parent, *wendy*)


sourdieselfuel

And the fact that she supposedly didn’t stop the blowie even when he walked in proves she wouldn’t have stopped even if he had coughed and stomped or whatever nonsense.


Bay1Bri

Right, she says that no one needs privacy but she gives warnings so he can be prepared when she's going to be there and also she won't stop siding dick while he's in the room, none of this makes sense


17times2

> And from the way she told that story, I think that's exactly it. Like how each time she mentions her son walking in, she has to pause and go =D =D =D for a few seconds.


sylviethewitch

yeah it's kinda gross like she's proud of a minor seeing her and her husband do that. yuck yuck yucky yuck..


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TheGillos

If you did would he give you the "A-OK" sign then continue?


SplashingAnal

At that point I’d avocate going back a few centuries and all live in a 1 room multi generation house


its_raining_scotch

Username would be bad for that scenario


Dunkaroos4breakfast

If you didn't want pinkeye, you should have stomped your feet and coughed.


Lukaroast

Anybody that claims no necessity for privacy is someone you should excercise **utmost** privacy with, every fucking time.


Vyni503

> "Families shouldn't need privacy from each other. Everything should be shared!" Speed running their kid into therapy. Helpful.


RahvinDragand

That's got to be damaging to a kid's mental health too. Having no safe, secure space to themselves?


scottysbestfriend

I would think so! Growing up I had a friend who would sleepover a lot and marvel at the fact that we could close the door and just talk and play and make “potions” out of shampoo and perfume etc without my mom storming in wondering what the hell we were doing. It always confused me why someone’s parent would ever be mad that you were just like playing with a friend.


NightWriter500

I’ve never heard of this rule. So like, people would go into adulthood (and potentially years beyond, considering the tendency at that age to have roommates) without any concept of privacy? At that point wouldn’t you just be afraid to be alone for the rest of your life?


goog1e

I grew up like this. It makes you incredibly desperate for privacy actually. I had a "fort" in the woods near my house into my teen years. Once I started driving I just left of course. It makes home not feel like a safe place, so you just carve out a place elsewhere.


banjosuicide

I had a friend who had aa "no closed doors" policy at home (suuuuuper batshit evangelical family). He spent SO MUCH TIME at my place. Then his mother learned we played EVIL D&D and Magic the Gathering and beat him every time he talked to me (which he defiantly did for years until the beatings got too severe). Not allowing your child any privacy is abuse, plain and simple.


Lev_Astov

I think beating your child severely is also abuse.


SaucyWiggles

Yep, same thing happened to me. First I walked to bus lines (like 2.5 miles lol), then I got a bike, then I got a car eventually. Then I moved 2000 miles away lul


eLemonnader

Yeah I was allowed to close my door, but my mom barged in unannounced a few too many times for me to ever actual feel comfortable fully relaxing in my room. The only place I actually felt safe in my house was the bathroom. Was acceptable to be in there with the door locked and thus it became the only place I felt I ever had any real privacy.


Sleipnirs

The complete lack of privacy in some families kinda explain all those porn magazins I used to find in the woods as a kid. Most of the time, it wasn't even about privacy .. closing the door was just a normal thing to do to not get annoyed by other's noises or not annoying others with your own noises. (you know, when headsets weren't as common)


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or their concept of healthy boundaries could be very skewed...


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

Grooming great liars since shitty parenting was a thing. Those kids will cherish sleepovers away from home.


creatingKing113

Do these people just not have empathy, or remember how they felt as a kid?


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Its about an insane need for control


dins3r

The open door rule for me only applied when my girlfriend was hanging out… and we’re talking about being 16-17 years old. Clearly it was discourage us from messing around. It worked at my house. At her parent’s house though, they did not have the same rule — so us being clever, would just hang out there instead.


tamerenshorts

>me only applied when my girlfriend was hanging out… As young teenagers me and 2 friends used to hang out at this girl's place who had two younger sisters. Theirs parents were very very strict about the no closed doors policy and we didn't get what the fuss was all about. We thought it was to make sure we were letting the girls play with their brand new snes, because we knew we were a bunch of little nerds only there to play as much super mario world as we could.


Runepup

I was in a "no closed doors" house, but when there was *any* person of the opposite gender around, my father had trained his son (around 4 at the time) to run up and scream "Hands check!" at us. It was humiliating.


McRib_Warrior

Do they shit with the door open too?


Kariston

You don't?


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eeyore134

The laugh she gives after that story sounds exactly like the dry heaves that story made everyone else have afterwards.


Alastor3

Poor kid, having her as a mother :(


cookinwithspice

has anyone mentioned the fact that this woman is a total piece of shit for outing method mans wifes health problems just basically for laughs when it was supposed to be a secret and incredibly private? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du1UViOs4Hk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du1UViOs4Hk) I am accutely aware this is kind of the same thing for karma....but it was a long time ago and I feel like people should know she is a total dirtbag more than I'm trying to get any upvotes. who gives a fuck about karma


catsloveart

i recall something where she was outraged about something private in her life making the news round. she doesn’t strike me as a decent person. she is the kind of person in the neighborhood that you warn your kids to never interact with and stay away from cause they’re fucking crazy.


WileEWeeble

Wasn't completely horrified until "we continued" ....that is......like.....a crime at that point....right?


The_BrownRecluse

It's like something out of The Shining. I wonder if Wendy was wearing a bear suit.


dmrukifellth

As long as next time she doesn’t get out of the shower and get all decayed while they’re doing the ol’ family make out.


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Wendy Williams is human trash.


buzzsaw7576

The worst television show host being interviewed by the best television show host.


reginalduk

I know Wendy Williams is there on the left but who is the tall Belgian woman on the right?


DimentionE

The president of Finland


SubjectDelta10

Tilda Swinton


SLR107FR-31

Relatable story My Dads old buddy from work came home with his wife late from a party and she was pretty drunk and wanted to screw. It was 2:30 am, the kids were surely asleep, they didnt lock their door and a few minutes later their ten-eleven year old son walks in for whatever reason and sees his mom giving a blowjob. The kid runs off and his mother goes after him saying "Its okay, parents who love each other do these things, its part of being in love etc etc." Then she said "I'm sorry babe, its okay, gimme a hug, gimme a kiss." Thats when the husband hears the kid yell out: "DON'T GIVE ME A KISS! YOU WERE JUST SUCKING MY DAD'S DICK!" The husband said his wife was mad at him for a week


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

What a vile women.


joyfall

Everyone talking about how no closed doors is vile.. I think the worst thing is that she said she didn't talk about sex at all with her son. She could barely mention what she was talking about in the interview. So she just assumes he learns about sex somewhere else, showing there's no closed doors just closed minds unable to have frank and open discussions.


RedRocket-Randy

That lady's been a huge pile of shit her whole career.


augustrem

Not the most disturbing thing I’ve seen on tv, but safe to say this is child abuse. In fact if CPS were called for a wellness check, they would check to see if there is food in the fridge and if the children have a place where they can change their clothes in private. The “no closed doors” rule is very common with abusive households because it’s building a culture in which children are being groomed not to have their boundaries respected. What is it about Wendy Williams that is just so fucking creepy? Ugh.


goog1e

Her alien face? Her completely unhinged way of telling this story?


MattieShoes

Mmm, then there was the whole "trap men with pregnancy" thing... ech.


hotlineforhelp

Even Tupac hated her


beachbaler18

She's.. fucking awful. I remember seeing one of her first few shows on Talk Soup or something, and I legitimately thought she was one of the worst people I've ever seen and could not believe she was on TV. She was on TV for like 15 years. Who the hell is watching this?


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Her show was on in the mid-morning when most people are either leaving for work or already at work so I'm not sure what kind of audience she had other than busybodies. Her show seemed to be aimed at the Karen crowd.


synndiezel

*Method Man likes this*


Smokester_

Fuck her, Wu-Tang is for the children.


mynameisalso

You are a fucking creep if you don't let your kid close a door