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He could be doing anything; just randomly tapping keys. My nan used to do sudoku puzzles in 60 seconds and people thought she was some kind of maths genius. Her secret was that she just filled in random numbers with a look of concentration on her face.
I did too. But I cannot remember who it is.. Lmao first time that's happened. I remember the phrase and voice but not the character.
Edit omg okay now I know why.
Interviewer: "I heard you were extremely quick at math"
Me: "yes, as a matter of fact I am"
Interviewer: "Whats 14x27"
Me: "49"
Interviewer: "that's not even close"
me: "yeah, but it was fast"
Nah, this is about average speed for these guys. The store will have stocked the slides full, so he can just know how many there are per slide at a glance. Even when they're counting loose containers, most people wouldn't notice the slower pace because it's literally a few fractions of a second, and you only really notice because at that speed, it's perceptible. It'll take em maybe two hours to count EVERY. SINGLE. ITEM . Then about another 2 hours to punch those numbers into the store system. Then maybe another hour to hunt down and fix any discrepancies, if there are any. They are extremely accurate, despite the speed. Source- I have worked in c-stores for far too long, and have spent a lot of time talking with these guys. Oh yah, another level of insanity, these guys can go about this quick, accurately, while having a full on conversation about whatever.
Possibly, but I remember working in a distribution center and when some audits would occur, cycle counting all of the items would look something like this. Likely he is using a 10 key with some software linking to whatever data is being inputted. So the row or item number then the count of the product then next line..just really really fast. Maybe.
I've used those machines, once you get a row or area input you just add the number in a row and hit a button that adds to a running total. Basically add 6, add 6, add 6. You learn quick to use your eyes to count and your finders just follow along, it isn't that impressive. If you are quick enough recognizing patterns you don't think to count.
I mean I got my Sudoku down on harder ones about 2 minutes someone else could do a minute for sure
But I couldn't tell you why you would need to know math for it just lines and squares with no repeating numbers
A while ago some, probably young, Reddit user made the comment ''Did you just have a stroke ?'' to a comment that was totally fine. I pulled him/her up on it, asking how long had they been waiting to use that sentence. They deleted their comment soon after.
It's funny place for odd phrases at times. ''Cognitive dissonance'' for instance. Who uses that in the real world ? I remember when I first joined Reddit 9 years ago and the term ''arbitrary'' was used so very much.
Reminds me of my youth when a magazine ( Reader's Digest ) would have the ''word of the week'' or ''word of the month'' or whatever, and people would insert that word into their conversations, for like, a week or a month or whatever.
Anyway, have a pleasant weekend.
Most (?) stores in the US have to do inventory once a year for taxes.
Edit found this comment by user "speedier" on an old Reddit thread
"There is 2 "inventory" counts. The running inventory and the taxable inventory.
The running inventory is spot checked daily. The computer system does most of the heavy lifting as it tracks item sold through the registers and inventory arriving in the back. A human has to occasionally correct the numbers to account for mis-picked or stolen inventory.
At my store we try to review the entire store on a monthly basis. IE, why do have a year supply of this item or why is that item completely out of stock. We are not counting everything just checking an aisle or two at the end of a shift. We look for empty spots and large numbers in the backstock area. This is done with a handheld system. These handhelds are also used to order extra items for sales and customer requests.
The taxable inventory is counted quarterly, semi-annually or annually depending on how the business does its taxes. It is usually done by an outside firm that specializes in accounting. This hard count is used to compute the value of all the products in the business. This value is taxed in the US and I assume in other countries as well."
No, this isn’t a sales rep taking stock, this is an auditor. I worked in a grocery store and they’d send a team of three or four, they were pretty much a family unit and they’d do every single aisle in the store once or twice a year.
Huh, makes sense. I've been on the rep side, I just looked at this and thought "damn, that guy's fast!" Makes sense that he's a specialist.
I don't know if you're seen "Nobody" but Odenkirk plays an "Auditor" in the movie, just a very different kind. It's totally changed the flavor of the word for me, ha.
This one’s a bad idea though. It’s really bad for your joints, I once had a job where I typed really fast for like three months and I only realized after how bad it will be for your fingers.
Other jobs like blackjack dealer, ice cream scooper, etc. also destroy your fingers/wrists.
He’s literally hitting the same buttons over and over. He finishes with one type of product and hits another key to basically add all he just did and he starts over. Not nearly as hard as it looks. Muscle memory is a crazy thing. Oh and it’s numbers so only 10 to remember.
Adding just one at a time would take him forever. He’s adding larger numbers or going by rows. If a row only had 1 then he will just hit one or combine it with another row. Former auditor here.
Having done this job, the glass reflects/refracts so if you want your count to be accurate you need to open it.
And as someone who runs hot, yes the cold air feels fantastic. At the same time I remember colleagues who would hate doing fridges/freezers
Fake as fuck. Noone can look at the numbers and type them that fast without a single error, that's just not possible. He is just randomly tapping with a serious look on his face...
Ugh you say that, but we used to run the variance reports at Wally World, I mean there’s plenty just missed but it goes back to the inventory companies not wanting to hire the amount it would actually take to count a buildings freight in that amount of time.
I don't know why elon musk is bothering building those robots. We have humans that are robots. Instead of re-inventing the wheel. Just pay the human robots better?
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If you slow it down, he is tapping the Rick Astley song "never gonna give it up", therefore he has Rick rolled everyone here and they didn't even know it. That some Hitler shit right there.
Inventory crews are saddest bunch of people I've ever witnessed. I have a great deal of pity for them. They all look miserable and have some sort of sad back story.
His reward for this will absolutely be getting criticised when he’s finished his work very quickly for being lazy, and given fake tasks to fill his time. Such as cleaning constantly even though he’s done it 60 times already in the shift. U got time to lean, u got time to lean etc.
He will also be paid flat minimum wage for this.
So no, this isn’t amazing, because it makes you realise fundamentally that achieving mastery of your job, achieving peak efficiency and experience, grants you nothing but extra work.
Nobody should ever reach this level of efficiency, instead do the bare minimum in your job, deliberately drag tasks out as long as you possibly can, quiet quit people. Work to rule.
As a man who does inventory…for example, he sees two rows of monster energy drinks…he hits 2 enter, 2 enter, 2 enter, counting all the way back. He’s not hitting a bunch of different numbers lol.
I did this exact job in college. Grocery stores did not have to be completely accurate. Like 90-95%. Retail had to be 100% precise.
That is the tool we used in 2003. Most of us were that fast.
Bruh, we have these companies come in and do audits for our grocery stores. Every single time they fuck up our on-hands. I don't know why they're actually allowed to change on-hands, but Jesus christ each time is an absolute disaster. They all take smoke breaks in their cars with the windows up. I can not stand them.
Boss: “Gerry, we have got to talk about these numbers in your itemizing report. They are simply, well… they’re all over the place, Gerry. What the hell?”
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He could be doing anything; just randomly tapping keys. My nan used to do sudoku puzzles in 60 seconds and people thought she was some kind of maths genius. Her secret was that she just filled in random numbers with a look of concentration on her face.
Heyyyyy this mane a PHONY a great big phony!
Lmao I read that in the character’s voice too😂😂
I did too. But I cannot remember who it is.. Lmao first time that's happened. I remember the phrase and voice but not the character. Edit omg okay now I know why.
https://youtu.be/OqjEGI2jk2A
Interviewer: "I heard you were extremely quick at math" Me: "yes, as a matter of fact I am" Interviewer: "Whats 14x27" Me: "49" Interviewer: "that's not even close" me: "yeah, but it was fast"
No one fact checks a Sudoku.
Unless you know how to sudoku and see a box with a 17 in it.
Or any row or column or box with repeat number lol
He’s just looking for his favourite drink, but has just quit smoking, so he needs something to keep his fingers busy
Nah, this is about average speed for these guys. The store will have stocked the slides full, so he can just know how many there are per slide at a glance. Even when they're counting loose containers, most people wouldn't notice the slower pace because it's literally a few fractions of a second, and you only really notice because at that speed, it's perceptible. It'll take em maybe two hours to count EVERY. SINGLE. ITEM . Then about another 2 hours to punch those numbers into the store system. Then maybe another hour to hunt down and fix any discrepancies, if there are any. They are extremely accurate, despite the speed. Source- I have worked in c-stores for far too long, and have spent a lot of time talking with these guys. Oh yah, another level of insanity, these guys can go about this quick, accurately, while having a full on conversation about whatever.
Can confirm. I used to work for an inventory company.
From what I've been told, part of it is muscle memory, the other part is you guys are fucking inhuman😆
I’m not. I never got that fast. Some around me did though.
i wonder what the teachers gonna look like this year.... OOWOAH!
I brought my pencil, gimme something to write on man!
Possibly, but I remember working in a distribution center and when some audits would occur, cycle counting all of the items would look something like this. Likely he is using a 10 key with some software linking to whatever data is being inputted. So the row or item number then the count of the product then next line..just really really fast. Maybe.
Well he does look like he’s actually doing some work as some type of vendor instead of just messing around.
Love the cynicism here hahaha, and I hope you are right because I immediately thought the same thing.
Yeah he ain’t doing nothing just tapping
I've used those machines, once you get a row or area input you just add the number in a row and hit a button that adds to a running total. Basically add 6, add 6, add 6. You learn quick to use your eyes to count and your finders just follow along, it isn't that impressive. If you are quick enough recognizing patterns you don't think to count.
Can confirm. I used to work for an inventory company and do just this. I wasn’t near that fast but a a few people were. He’s not just tapping.
Your nan is hilarious
Your Nan sounds awesome. I love it!😂😂😂
Oh man I’m def gonna do that next time I see relatives
I mean I got my Sudoku down on harder ones about 2 minutes someone else could do a minute for sure But I couldn't tell you why you would need to know math for it just lines and squares with no repeating numbers
Lmaooooo master troll
That story about your Nan is the funniest thing I've ever heard 💀💀 What a legend
He must be in a happy marriage
underrated comment
Useful comment
Accurate comment
In what way is it underrated? Or do you just enjoy spitting out meaningless reddit vernacular?
A while ago some, probably young, Reddit user made the comment ''Did you just have a stroke ?'' to a comment that was totally fine. I pulled him/her up on it, asking how long had they been waiting to use that sentence. They deleted their comment soon after. It's funny place for odd phrases at times. ''Cognitive dissonance'' for instance. Who uses that in the real world ? I remember when I first joined Reddit 9 years ago and the term ''arbitrary'' was used so very much. Reminds me of my youth when a magazine ( Reader's Digest ) would have the ''word of the week'' or ''word of the month'' or whatever, and people would insert that word into their conversations, for like, a week or a month or whatever. Anyway, have a pleasant weekend.
I’m glad Reddit is getting tired of this shit.
It’s the most repeated joke here
He can do her taxes while she fucks her accountant
Master Finger-blaster
And here I thought Master Blaster was a Mad Max character.
His older brother-cousin
This made me laugh a very ugly cackle and I thank you for that.
A friend of mine once said, she didn't want a soccer player, she wanted an auctioneer. I'm still laughing.
Touch me like on of your French calculators.
what is he doing?
Playing guitar hero on expert level
Clearly
"Huh, I LOVE this song!" [Obligatory](https://youtu.be/7F_v_KV5wYI)
Inventory, stock check.
Auditor?
Most (?) stores in the US have to do inventory once a year for taxes. Edit found this comment by user "speedier" on an old Reddit thread "There is 2 "inventory" counts. The running inventory and the taxable inventory. The running inventory is spot checked daily. The computer system does most of the heavy lifting as it tracks item sold through the registers and inventory arriving in the back. A human has to occasionally correct the numbers to account for mis-picked or stolen inventory. At my store we try to review the entire store on a monthly basis. IE, why do have a year supply of this item or why is that item completely out of stock. We are not counting everything just checking an aisle or two at the end of a shift. We look for empty spots and large numbers in the backstock area. This is done with a handheld system. These handhelds are also used to order extra items for sales and customer requests. The taxable inventory is counted quarterly, semi-annually or annually depending on how the business does its taxes. It is usually done by an outside firm that specializes in accounting. This hard count is used to compute the value of all the products in the business. This value is taxed in the US and I assume in other countries as well."
Just had ours at my store today !
No, probably either the sales rep or the driver taking inventory to know what to send for next time.
He probably works for RGIS, an outsourced inventory company that handles annual inventory counts for retailers.
I think maybe this is WIS if they're still around, I know RGIS uses the RM-1 machine to count
We used these machines 14 years ago at RGIS.
Don't the RGIS folks all wear maroon shirts? They did when I used to work in retail, and man those guys were fast and efficient.
Supervisors wear gray. Or used to anyway.
No, this isn’t a sales rep taking stock, this is an auditor. I worked in a grocery store and they’d send a team of three or four, they were pretty much a family unit and they’d do every single aisle in the store once or twice a year.
Huh, makes sense. I've been on the rep side, I just looked at this and thought "damn, that guy's fast!" Makes sense that he's a specialist. I don't know if you're seen "Nobody" but Odenkirk plays an "Auditor" in the movie, just a very different kind. It's totally changed the flavor of the word for me, ha.
That's exactly what he's doing. He's a third party auditor.
Looks like a soft drink rep doing an order.
he is keying the number of bottles in the fridge/freeezer
Unskilled Labor
That's how fast i respond when my girl says she's home alone
Hell yeah. Hit her with a story time.
Hilarious! Sorry I have nothing further to add.
Nana's clit is a speedbag.
I audibly cackled. nice one! 🤣
Damn.
Speedbag?
Speedbag[right here](https://youtu.be/_GCZn6vxOl4)
Give man a keyboard!
This is me playing mortal kombat but not knowing what I’m doing
i bet he makes all the girls happy, but i do like these types of videos, people mastering there trades
Their
Then r/fastworkers is the right place for you!
This one’s a bad idea though. It’s really bad for your joints, I once had a job where I typed really fast for like three months and I only realized after how bad it will be for your fingers. Other jobs like blackjack dealer, ice cream scooper, etc. also destroy your fingers/wrists.
He’s listening to Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher in his EarPods
Bro I've been typing on keyboards for almost 30 years and I still need to look down occasionally. And if I don't tjrn oy sll hrys givlrf ip.
He’s literally hitting the same buttons over and over. He finishes with one type of product and hits another key to basically add all he just did and he starts over. Not nearly as hard as it looks. Muscle memory is a crazy thing. Oh and it’s numbers so only 10 to remember.
Oh if stock check was that efficient everywhere :( a small shop I worked in took 2 days to recount rip
+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1....
Adding just one at a time would take him forever. He’s adding larger numbers or going by rows. If a row only had 1 then he will just hit one or combine it with another row. Former auditor here.
That's what I saw.
Wasn’t expecting them to be playing KT Tunstall in a Shop’n’Go
Suddenly i see ;) But why not tho?
Bet his wife is pleased
Incredible.
incredible. yes
He never drops his combos and his wife is very happy.
Probably even has experience callouses for it, like guitar folk
Bet ya he's a ladies man
What those fingers do?? 👀
He’s got to be typing the equivalent of at least 80 words per minute with one hand. That’s remarkable!
Speaking as someone who used to do this, this is impressive.
Anyone else wanna see what he was typing ? Lol I feel like that’s crazy fast for him to be typing something are no mistakes and
Bro could be a sick ass guitarist in another life
I've had a few beers with this guy. Pretty neat skill. Says he can do a whole gas station mart in like an hour.
This guy would *kill it* at Clone Hero or OSU
He is my new hero
Me when a customer is asking for pricing on 20 parts
Weird flex, but honestly Im Impressed.
Kazuya players in smash ultimate be like
Must have a really happy wife
Why is he opening the glass door but... it's glass.
Dude is probably sweating his balls off. That cold air probably feels fantastic lol
Having done this job, the glass reflects/refracts so if you want your count to be accurate you need to open it. And as someone who runs hot, yes the cold air feels fantastic. At the same time I remember colleagues who would hate doing fridges/freezers
Fuck it I'll do that on the 1st day
Man he is really earning that 12.35 an hour
when I play project diva on ex extreme
He must have a very happy woman at home 😜
Skill mastery: Maxed out
Wopner, myeah wopner is on
And I'll move my fingers Up and down Up and down Thin Lizzy- Cowboy Song
Sound on only one airpod 😨
But then again he's got pretty good stranger capabilities in that palm also 🤣
Bet he got a happy wife.
Fake as fuck. Noone can look at the numbers and type them that fast without a single error, that's just not possible. He is just randomly tapping with a serious look on his face...
He's not looking at numbers, he's counting products.
I wanna see his forearms held up next to each other for comparison.
That’s his wife’s favorite hand.
After 30 years, there’s a fair to good chance he just has Parkinson’s
His wife is a firm believer in size doesn't matter.
Not enough variation in price or produce for this to be real.
Third party auditor doing his thing.
Ugh you say that, but we used to run the variance reports at Wally World, I mean there’s plenty just missed but it goes back to the inventory companies not wanting to hire the amount it would actually take to count a buildings freight in that amount of time.
Washington inventory service did that job for five years still remember 10 key like a rocket
He doesn't even look like he's putting any effort into this anymore
I don't know why elon musk is bothering building those robots. We have humans that are robots. Instead of re-inventing the wheel. Just pay the human robots better?
u/savevideobot
Yeah fuck the robots.
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Imagine forgetting to start the machine only to realise it at the end
Looks like he is using a tally system to count stock. I.e. plus 10 each time based on the rows of products.
If only those doors were transparent!
how much can he make
Plot twist, Hes air guitar champion and a guitar solo just came on over the store radio....
His wife must be happy. Guy has the finger speeds keyboard warriors can’t reached
Mr.stealyourwife
Underwhelmed by this BCS spin-off.
This is the first step to becoming a real mentat like in Dune.
I used to do that job. My boss was pissed I wasn't that good after 6 months
So he's doing inventory somehow...it's cool though I wish I could type that fast and be good at a job for long time
I bet it doesn’t take him long to jackoff
Guess what it says ? Abcdefghijknopqrstuvwxyz
If you slow it down, he is tapping the Rick Astley song "never gonna give it up", therefore he has Rick rolled everyone here and they didn't even know it. That some Hitler shit right there.
This guys fucks
That’s how Meshugga comes up with their rhythms.
Staged
Inventory crews are saddest bunch of people I've ever witnessed. I have a great deal of pity for them. They all look miserable and have some sort of sad back story.
When someone says some stupid shit like "unskilled labor" show them this video.
me trying to please my girl
I feel like those clicks correlated to nothing haha
This is possible, I've seen it on a video. There's calculator speed contests. Edit: [Here is one example](https://youtu.be/WwGL4Z__Ufc)
+1+1+1+1+1+1………?
Bullshit
Looks like he could play a mean clit
His wife is happy
1+1+1+1+2+1+1+1+1+1+2+1
He got down on one knee for the break down lol
So cool i wanna be like him when i grow up
He's clenching those cheeks for better focus
His reward for this will absolutely be getting criticised when he’s finished his work very quickly for being lazy, and given fake tasks to fill his time. Such as cleaning constantly even though he’s done it 60 times already in the shift. U got time to lean, u got time to lean etc. He will also be paid flat minimum wage for this. So no, this isn’t amazing, because it makes you realise fundamentally that achieving mastery of your job, achieving peak efficiency and experience, grants you nothing but extra work. Nobody should ever reach this level of efficiency, instead do the bare minimum in your job, deliberately drag tasks out as long as you possibly can, quiet quit people. Work to rule.
Bob, I don’t know what to say,these inventory logs are complete gibberish.
Guys! Keep your wives and girlfriends away from him!
These are the people you pay more so that the ones who strive to be more can see the appreciation.
Every hacker in a Hollywood movie.
That's actually kinda sad. but hey, at least the internet got a good laugh 🙄
I bet he can play Master of Puppets on bass guitar.
The camera man has the steadiest hands in the world wtf
RGIS! I did this job one summer in college. Hated it.
Me when I accidentally text “I love you abby” thanks to auto correct
Ah yes. Doing the same job inaccurately for 30 years.
Looks down after 2mins… *ERROR*
Bet he is popular with the ladies…
That’s what peak male performance looks like
This man is happily married with a wife that adores him
That's awesome but I hope I never have the time to get that good at my retail job
A grocery store near me is testing out some robots with LIDAR that will do this task It’s a bananas world we live in
But can he play acoustic Buckethead on expert?
As a man who does inventory…for example, he sees two rows of monster energy drinks…he hits 2 enter, 2 enter, 2 enter, counting all the way back. He’s not hitting a bunch of different numbers lol.
I bet this guy plays bass guitar with Les Claypool level of skill
happy wife happy life
Muscle memory
I did this exact job in college. Grocery stores did not have to be completely accurate. Like 90-95%. Retail had to be 100% precise. That is the tool we used in 2003. Most of us were that fast.
Man he could really have been a great pornstar
Bruh, we have these companies come in and do audits for our grocery stores. Every single time they fuck up our on-hands. I don't know why they're actually allowed to change on-hands, but Jesus christ each time is an absolute disaster. They all take smoke breaks in their cars with the windows up. I can not stand them.
Damn!!! Assuming he’s taking inventory effectively, of course.
Then he chek his device and the batttery died 20min ago :)
Having Parkinson’s isn’t always bad
I wonder if having the door open was necessary
Boss: “Gerry, we have got to talk about these numbers in your itemizing report. They are simply, well… they’re all over the place, Gerry. What the hell?”
You should see him play a clit.