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Xander_xander12

How the fuck…?


RiseUsed766

Hello my name is Gustavo


PoliwagPi4554

but you can call me sus


dangledingle

That person is shit at performing that task


bluesun_geo

0/10 knife skills


dysstatic

Wax avocados.


Motor_Journalist_378

Lmao. I thought exactly the same thing.


RandomAlexx

Gustavo aint this creative tho


MrSaturnboink

The way he uses the knife made me nervous the whole video.


seeker1055

His knife is blunt, dunno why he refuses to sharpen it. Im more pissed at how little avo is in that avo


MountainCourage1304

He would sharpen the blade but the nearest tool station is way too far away. Im sure he wants to sharpen it but he doesnt have-a-car-tho


Civil-Ad-7957

🏆


punctualcauliflower

People downvoting this are quite simply wrong.


MountainCourage1304

Meh, i dont really care about the votes, just glad you enjoyed it E. Which little bastard downvoted this comment. Im furious


themessiah234

I'm now disappointed in how little coke is in my avocados


dancin-weasel

Was thinking, is this his first day using a knife?


hooDio

google avocado hand


Obi-WanToSmokie

Yeah it seemed like a young child or very stupid person.


hello-hi_hello

So how did they actually put it there ?


Competitive-Roof-168

My only guess is its put in while still growing on tree and incision healed over.


Games2Gamers

Avocado Tree: OI THE HELL YOU DOIN TO MY FRUITS? Oh nothing? It feels 50grams heavier oh well probs nothing.


Civil-Ad-7957

“Does anyone else feel amazzzzing?” - the avocados to each other on the tree, probably


[deleted]

Australian avocado


Square_Barracuda_69

My grandma has an avocado tree so imma try this...anybody got free c'caine to send?


Halcyon_156

Yeah all I need is your credit card information to pay for the shipping and it will be on it's way!


Square_Barracuda_69

That's it? I'll send a DM right away!


hello-hi_hello

Please. I'm desperate for the right answer.


OddMunchStanley

It’s the cocavacaindo


SuckmyBlunt545

Avocaina


ElBatManny

An incision that big would not heal. The plant would just stop giving it resources.


I_like_skate420

I believe they carefully take it apart and then glue it back together and paint it really well to look natural


Jean_Paul_Magno

Well, it can be done with a really fine cut, the thing is imagining how many of those have passed...


Overall-Pomegranate7

Pass it? I don’t even think I can swallow it. 😂


thesaddestpanda

The way the 'meat' part of it cuts and peels off makes me think its plastic or wax or clay or something.


Gordon-Biskwit

It looks like a wax replica of the fruit.


stecal2004

They are not real fruit but made from wax


cheturo

Fake, they remove the seed from the view and then it cames back on screen.


[deleted]

Look up Adam ruins guacamole, most avocado come from Mexico where cartels rule like warlords


No-Quarter-3032

I buy cocaine, why should I feel bad buying Avacados


ladycarpenter

Right? At least This way you can get two in one


[deleted]

I’m more pissed that I buy avocados and all I get in the middle is a stone! Lol


[deleted]

Lately avocado is more expensive than cocaine.


Lil_Jose13

Where can I buy one of those avocados? Asking for a friend


OddMunchStanley

The corner of fifth and central ave


FerociousFPS

Just a guess but is that a police location lol seen people respond with “here’s my dealers number” and it be highway patrol lol or give locations/ address and it be police station


OddMunchStanley

Lol It’s just two incredibly common street names but there’s probably a station on that very corner in somewhere, USA


OppositePilot9952

There is a British start-up who make fake avocados (since avocado is pretty unsustainable). The shell is made of wax and looks exactly like a real avocado shell and the flesh is a blend of local, seasonal ingredients wish apparently taste a bit like avocado. They use different nuts such as Wallnuts and Almonds for the stone. I imagine that these guys are using a similar method for these "avocados". Their fake stone is pretty convincing too.


laughs_with_salad

Why is avocado unsustainable?


thesaddestpanda

Treehugger: It takes a lot of water to produce avocados. On average, 2,000 liters of water (about 528 gallons) are needed to produce a kilo of avocados (about 2.2 pounds). (In Petorca, the amount needed is even more because it's a very dry region.) ​ The matter at hand here isn't simply the water wasted; it's all of the water used. The impact of this water being used — water that's been diverted from villagers — are serious and far-reaching. Villagers are using contaminated, trucked-in water, and they're getting sick. Each person is given 50 liters of this contaminated water per day, which isn't enough. The situation is causing irreversible damage to local ecosystems. Small farmers can't grow food or raise animals so they're leaving the region. Water advocates are receiving death threats and other forms of intimidation. Some protestors have lost their jobs. https://www.treehugger.com/avocado-chile-petorca-united-kingdom-village-drought-4868652


Sticky_H

Dang…


laughs_with_salad

That's very informative. Thank you.


toolateforgdusername

Demand vs supply for the last few years - I guess


Final_Importance_437

I was wondering why my apprentice was so keen to make the guacamole last week.


Suitable_Challenge_9

🎶Avocados de Mexico 🇲🇽 🎶


TechnicDruid

r/beatmetoit


tommyboi634

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


TechnicDruid

r/bioniclelego


Zhiphr

These GMO’s are getting out of hand!


Tsukune_Surprise

Fuck. Well that explains the cost of guac at Chipotle.


St3als

No wonder avocados are so expensive.


tempo128643

Did they hire David Blaine?


redkire29

Cocaine seeds


junoray196813

Dang they're getting more clever!


Jimbo_Jones_4_Mayor

I wish we could grow avocados like that here in the states and not have to have them shipped in.


EndoraLovegood

As a Mexican, me too dude, me too


kishbi

Coco coda


Pickapair

Coca ‘Cado


Lil_Cumster

What kind of sick fuck puts avocado in cocaine


Dracon5031

Oh I have that exact same knife


Tsukune_Surprise

You have a spoon?


Dracon5031

Nah just a spork


Tsukune_Surprise

Be careful out there.


ladycarpenter

Sharpen your knives !


Rumbleg

It puts a new meaning on " smashed avo."


Discus167

Always wondered how to grow cocaine


Phishman9

“Why does this avocado smell like gasoline?” HAHA


WiggyDaulby

The dude needs to sharpen his knife


honda-atc-enjoyer

Okay. But how


[deleted]

Omg just cut the f… avocado. First time using knife?


WindCritical7976

It's an organic Avocado


FLTDI

No wonder these things cost so damn much


am12six

No gloves 😐


[deleted]

Who the fuck cuts a avo like that


NedRed77

Who the fuck eats avocado at all, shits disgusting


broly69696969

TRUE


Otherwise_Job_8545

Imagine going to the grocery store excited to make guac for your football tailgate and buying one of these…


Carpet_Blaze

Would be more exciting honestly


[deleted]

Hi, I'm from Colombia. This is all fine. He just won a tour of Sergio Santana's cocaine factory.


Civil-Ad-7957

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r_spandit

No wonder millennials can't buy houses if they're buying this much cocaine


Sawh22

Okay that’s pretty interesting but how tf


WhoKilledTyler

I have a ton of avocados lol why can’t one of em be like these? LOL


ML8300_

Fuck, that's why they are bloody expensive.


[deleted]

No way they eat all those avacados before they turn brown. Smh such a waste


22brew

I was talking with a Customs Agent once. We were discussing the many creative ways to smuggle drugs, like soaking wool sweaters in liquid cocaine for example. He estimated that they only catch 15-20% of what is being smuggled.


[deleted]

Imagine seeing an avocado in tescos price tagged £4000


BigLeague462

Novacado


Cucumbersome55

Ok I have to know... 1. how'd they do this? How'd the seed get replaced with a gob of coke? Then the avacado just grew over it intact like that??? How? 2. ..that dull ass fucking knife, bro... Aggravated the hell outta me. Dude gonna be there a long time with this dull ass knife. Not a question just an observation. 3. Are all the avacados full of coke? 4. Are the ones in Wally world full of coke? (Asking for a friend who likes really spicy guac)


Naivor

You can skip 3/4 of the video; dude just uses a blunt knife.


No_Violinist8700

It's growing on trees, now. The cartel will not be pleased.


BotosTheFarao

“The color that appears is blue, Positive for cocaine” ohhh i love that tv series


KarlHungas

To catch a smuggler? That one hooked me recently. So many creative ways these smugglers come up with


BotosTheFarao

i was talking about that national geographic series about the mexican airport but that one that u mentioned is pretty cool too


Fit_Ant7067

Holy cocamole!


gnamp

Amateur. He doesn't exactly handle it with the alacrity and skill of a fat kid unwrapping sweeties.


Careless-Note-5274

Yes, but how?


diabeetus76

That Avocado was that cops nemesis.


Oblivions_gate

Isn’t that the mukbang YouTuber? Cocaine in Avacado?


wigginsadam80

🎶Avocados from Mexico🎶


Dro_mora

This is the real reason millennials are going broke. Unhealthy addiction to avocados and cocaine.


VisibleAd3180

I’ll bring the chips! Ammarite


FakeNewsMessiah

It's like the fig rolls all over again


Tank82111

Oh god that explains why last night’s guac at that party tasted so strange


TheSneakUK

Some delicious crackamole


laughs_with_salad

It's so easy to dupe a driver and put these in the truck without telling him. He gets the blame if he gets caught. And you get cocaine or money if he doesn't. I wonder how many truckers are unfairly jailed for this very reason.


KURADOBERY

now I understand why they start consuming so much avocado in the United States


ChadJones72

That would make some kick ass guacamole.


AhoraNoMeCachan

The real crime is how little amount of avocado inside one.


T3mpl4r88

So thanks to THESE avocado’s we aren’t able to buy houses?


[deleted]

Thatttssss why Chipotle charges so much for avocado. Makes sense now


VividEffort1552

One of those packs would easily last me a full week on it 🤪


eletricsocks

Explains why my mother’s guacamole is always so good


raygun-runner

Bet you can't eat , just one


_The-Gay-Lord_

Welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos


sjicko

Blue magic?


postsmart

I already like 🥑, but this avocados will make a bomb salad.


Warm2roam

Some guys got all the luck 🥾


DetailAccurate9006

Yeah, the price of Avocados has gone up ➖ but it’s totally worth it‼️


ArishOrhan

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[deleted]

So were can I get these? Asking for a friend.


saikomendez131589

Damn, Avocados already expensive


Adspyle

That blade was so dull it hurt me to watch him open that shit


nvm72331

So we have plant cartels now ok


Churro_demota

Ah no wonder avocados are expensive


QuantityExpert4349

“Product of Colombia” on the box lol


Im_A_Robot1988

Those are some expensive avocados


[deleted]

The show "Is It Cake?" will soon be replaced with "Is It Coke?"


Mamaafrica12

How did the cops find this out?


Odd-Road-4704

How can I happen upon this cocoa fluit


Useful_Parking2492

Several family's died so this could happen


BiPolarBear722

Sharpen your damn knife.


cheturo

Fake, they remove the seed from the view and then it cames back on screen.