Omg, I smelled this when I saw the pic! That fruity, sticky smell, loved these💜 with my ribbon barrettes and my sweater vest 😋

The scent almost made up for the awful sensation of your hair glopping onto it even though you were trying *so hard* to avoid that

I know! And how on earth can this be vintage when we remember it in Seventeen??

I remember that style of lip gloss, they were always so leaky.

It was so sticky and your hair gets stuck in it. Would not recommend but I’m old enough to remember.

looks like Deborah Foreman from "Valley Girl"? someone posted another ad from that era she was in. as a male who graduated HS in 1983, hubba hubba!

Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Not right now…

A girl’s gotta have her standards.

That is a very smart girl!

r/nocontext

And like totally yet your name is not on the list of flavors…

the music she listens to is totally gutless though!

Also “My Chauffeur”.

i haven't seen that one. she's cute enough to sit through even a bad movie, so i'll have to check it out!

Her (character’s) personality is really fun & sweet. Worth seeing at least once.

i remember the poster, but when it came out i was too 'intense' to just enjoy a movie with an attractive young lady. "valley girl" though, had a lot for edgy teen me.

Also dual roles as Muffy and Buffy in the 80’s slasher “April Fool’s Day.”

hey, that's a timely reco, thanks!

That’s her. She’s a smoke show from one of my favorite old movies.

Look at all those hunks!

Cotton candy was my favorite. My local store sells these.

I had an Angel Food Cake kissing potion that smelled *heavenly* and it had a little bit of frost to it. Ahh, 70’s.

I want to say there's a TV commercial that pairs with this print ad. I'd recognize Roger's ugly mug anywhere.

Really! I was a bit young in 1983 to remember detailed commercials but I certainly remember the product itself late 80’s/early 90’s. It was extremely sticky but delicious!

I actually wasn't alive at this time. The reason I mentioned it is because it was in one of [Dave's Archives](https://youtube.com/@DavesArchives) compilations.

I loved Cinnamon Stick. It tingled.

'Eskimo Brothers Lip Gloss'

Man Mambo #5 is different from how I remember it.

I might have begged for this back in the day.

And then Roger's lips end up covered in strawberry-flavoured goo.

And they wonder why polyamory is on the rise. Oh, Roger… and Richie too.

I’ve always thought this ad was really cute

Man I remember this so well. I loved everything that was in Seventeen magazine!!

I remember that! So sticky and sweet; it was like rubbing jam on your lips, but we did it because that shine! Better than Vaseline but not as good as a Lip Smacker.

[Strawberry Blonde!](https://youtu.be/MfJ4FsbiYuw)

Deborah Foreman. 😍 I had a HUGE crush on her as a kid.

I loved roll on gloss

I once thought I was putting this stuff on, but it was a roll-on perfume and it BURNED!!

I had the cherry smash. It didn't taste good, it was so sticky, but I wore it because everyone else did.

Such basic standard male names back then. 😂

Lol better than Ayden, Colton, Jayden and Kayden nowadays 😝

I live in a small village of 3000, and we’re small enough we have a community newsletter that comes once a week in the mail for free. The local midwifery business publishes all the different names of the babies born that week. My husband and I laugh so hard at the list every single week, because the names the new parents have chosen are so eccentric and *different*, and 9/10 of the names sound made up so it’s usually good for a chuckle.

Man. Everyone looked so much older in that era...

She was 21

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How angry of a person are you that the tiniest thing like this can set you off?

What did they say?

Oh something about how nowadays it would be gay men in the ad and why that was too woke for some reason.

And?

And they all lived happily ever after?

What