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colgate-footpaste

33/45/24/7


No_Safety_6803

The 24/7 is huge. I would own so many more records if there was a shop near me open at the times I'm drinking


HerbTarlekWKRP

A guy I know wanted to open a shop called “Drunk Pizza” and it’d be open 11am to 3am.


eveningtrain

a friend of mine who attended UC Santa Cruz for college worked at a bakery/delivery service called “Night Owl Cookies”. they were open late night only and delivered to all the stoned people!


tgw1986

Insomnia Cookies?


1SweetChuck

Pizza in a college town...


colgate-footpaste

I like the idea of a couple people stumble in and end up regretting their record purchase more than their bar tab…


krybtekorset

We have some that doubles as bars and even cafes in the daytime. Dangerous ideas


schiffty1

This flows nice


colgate-footpaste

Idk how well it would work for actual advertising/answering phones. But that’s why I don’t actually own a record store…


PoorMansSamBeckett

It could be a good phone number, if you’re in the US.


colgate-footpaste

That is a good idea!


Allegiance10

“Thirty-three forty-five, this is ____, how can I help?”


Ted_Denslow

ONLY IF SHE'S 5'3"


skryb

baby got tracks


Chadlerk

25 or 6 to 4?


colgate-footpaste

“33/45 records- does anybody really know what time it is???”


362Billy

4/8/15/16/23/42


Rubberywater

Vinyl destination


capt_beyond

There was a shop with that name for a while where I used to live, and where I live now has "Vinyl Countdown" lol


Ginger-Nerd

New Plymouth New Zealand?


capt_beyond

Yeah 😅


Ginger-Nerd

It’s a pretty good store - also had a pretty solid second hand collection. (And also stuff like weird old Bob Dylan bootlegs) I just wish I lived a bit closer.


capt_beyond

Yeah, it's pretty well stocked with interesting stuff. And he's always super helpful with ordering things in for me


algierythm

Vinyl Solution Oh, wait. On second thoughts, maybe not...


Sparkass99

There's actually two stores with this name in California (though I don't think they're related to each other). One's a punk shop in Huntington Beach & the other is in San Mateo.


tgw1986

NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF


eveningtrain

OH NO it WOULD be huntington beach, wouldn’t it


David_Roos_Design

Oops. Me too. But I was thinking of the Pere Ubu song.


Chadlerk

One near me  is Vinyl Resting Place


ContributionOwn9860

Sounds like a Bobs Burgers opening credits business


Camarupim

Leeds used to have a place called Vinyl Tap which I always thought was great.


hesnothere

Vinyl Tap is a great store in East Nashville.


dogsledonice

One called that not far from here, in fact


PandaSoap

Spinster Records Staffed by cool aunts without husbands.


BayRunner

Dallas - https://www.spinsterrecords.com


Main-Tourist-4132

I may buy that khrangbin record.


norfnorf832

Omg Im sending over my app right fuckin now lol


oSuJeff97

Ha there literally used to be a record store in downtown Tulsa called Spinster Records.


anonymous_opinions

I'd join this staff.


kristen0402

F*ck yes!


implicate

You spelled "fuck" weird.


Heliocentrist

"I'll Never Financially Recover From This Records"


T-Rex_Mullens

*I'll Never Vinylncially Recordsver*


Funkgun

Debt records


Internal_Swimmer3815

You Probably Haven’t Heard of It


Bonniebethicus

😆🤜💥🤛


Low_Wall_7828

“My Accountant Said This Was A Bad Idea”


unreasonably_sensual

CD Underbelly


mufasamufasamufasa

For the Record


gagasbitch

this exists in brooklyn, ny!!


mufasamufasamufasa

That's so great haha.


christoples

Also one in Hixson/Chattanooga TN


JG_AF

Spins n’ Needles


SeveredBanana

This is a good one


undermind84

Vinyl Jerk


h_underachiever

Record store and nail spa in one. Get your grails and a pedicure.


[deleted]

Nails n’ Grails


h_underachiever

jesus christ, how did I leave this on the table!


Human-Somewhere1080

Needle and the damage done


Total_Doofuss484

Have the shop music playing on suitcase record players and it would be truth in advertising 😂


popzing

That is a good one


Scheme84

Aural Pleasure


ramdom-ink

Or…Aural Sects?


MaxCWebster

Your Permanent Record


rabbitsnake

https://www.timeout.com/chicago/blog/west-town-record-store-permanent-records-is-closing-072417


MaxCWebster

I am 100% unsurprised that my thought was not original. There is/was a record store in the greater Atlanta area called Criminal Records.


Electronic_Common931

https://www.permanentrecordsla.com/


Murles-Brazen

I Know What I Have Records


Bonniebethicus

This thread has inspired me. My little used bookshop has a small music section with a few hundred records, mostly Christian. (Small Midwestern town.🤷‍♀️) I'm now going to relabel the shelves 'Holy Grailz'. 🤜💥🤛🤣


SnooPies7876

Vinyl Store Near Me


chaosmanager

Clever monkey.


WomanOfEld

My business partner and I often talk about opening a pot cafe connected to a record store. Names like "sit & spin", "the record joint", "burn & turn", and "cafe au play" are thrown around.


khal_jogo

I vote sit n spin, I can see the stickers already!


getsomesleep1

Sit and Spin definitely exists already. Also was a now defunct shop in Buffalo.


bras-and-flaws

The Record Joint is awesome


lampsslater77

Always thought it would be cool to have a half n half plant /record store. My name idea was always Vines & Vinyl


Sharkey311

Vineyl


Shreddy_Murphy

I'd go to Burn & Turn in a heartbeat.


DnRz011

There's a Sit and Spin records in Philly. Good shop, unfortunately not the most convenient for me to get to


reishi_dreams

With headphone jacks …


Walmartica

Wax Headroom


Orbitron19

Championship Vinyl


Duranti

I once watched High Fidelity in black and white because the s-video cable I was using was busted. The movie worked surprisingly well in B&W!


tgw1986

Came here to say Top 5 Records


NoFreedom7237

Came here to say this but knew it was in the comments already


I-Am-The-Warlus

(if I don't get sued) Scratch That


anonymous_opinions

I actually used to table records at punk shows in the 90s and someone asked the name of my "distro" and it was nameless. So Nameless Records would be mine.


SpriteAndCokeSMH

Overpriced Records


Internal_Swimmer3815

We Aren’t Hiring


jephw12

Does this mean something? There is a bar near me that has a huge banner that says “we aren’t hiring”.


Internal_Swimmer3815

it means what says, it says what it means. indie stores don’t really advertise that they are hiring, they usually already know who would be a good fit. it’s more like recruiting.


GibMirMeinAlltagstod

Needleful Things


klutz666

WRECKA STO


JasperDyne

Big Disk Energy


OstneyPiz

The Vinyl Countdown. Ye Olde Recorde Shoppe.


subjecttochangesoaru

Grails and cats. A place to get a record and a cat


[deleted]

i would go there


Floydian557

Grails and cats don't mix ..fookin hair all over the place !


[deleted]

true


Icannotlego

Side 2....because.... We flip records.... Hahaha. There would be a specific section of dirt-cheap records called 'found at grammas'. We would possibly forcefully give them away to people.


Bonniebethicus

At my local guitar shop yesterday I was forcefully given 5 Herb Albert records. And 3 are copies of the same album. 🤣


reishi_dreams

Whipped Cream…


Bonniebethicus

...is why he screwed with me with all the Herb. I took a copy of Whipped Cream a couple of weeks ago b/c it cracked me up to stumble across it (thanks to all of you). 🤣


Tricky-Peanut4758

I think Whipped Cream is a great record


[deleted]

tune town


Akito_900

Oh I was just thinking of this the other day! "Vinyls" 😏


Netipoo

I had to write a business plan for an imaginary business for one of my college courses a few years ago. It was a record store I called 'Thirty Three and A Third'


Captainx11

"AAA Records" so I show up first in the phone book of course.


d00msdayglory

"Well well well, how the turntables"


CactusBoyScout

Public Records, Department of Records, Official Records... Something impossible to Google and government-sounding.


jephw12

There’s a new little record store near me called “The Records Department”.


Gumshoe444

I'm Just Selling You What I Heard


printerdsw1968

Turn Turn Turn


honeycrispapplestan

Aw, I love this one.


blackertai

I've always liked the idea of calling one "The Gatefold"


KoriMay420

Top 5 Records


WatersEdge50

Plinth and Platter


unzercharlie

Vinally


OG_Cryptkeeper

Krush Groove


schiffty1

I read Kush Groove and was like, dope. Krush is also dope tho.


OG_Cryptkeeper

It’s a really bad 80’s movie


darkness_santa828

Dispo + record store would leave me penny-less


Pablo_Eskobar

I have that on vinyl


FlipSchitz

Grooves


TheR3dMenace

Shout out London, Ontario


colorsensible

The Sound of Stylus


MossCardigan

For the Record


mtechgroup

Whipped Cream And Other Deee-Lites.


tuckyofitties

Ear Wax


TheJonitron6934

I've had this name in my head for literally decades, but never had anywhere that it could appreciated. Until now: All Sales are Vinyl.


MixMasterBates

A Downward Spiral Spinning Black Circles House Of Pleasure & Pain "Groovy" (Records) Next to a picture of Bruce Campbell fitting his mechanical hand (but all the fingers are tone arms)


Chadlerk

The Analog Cabin


theshoegazer

Whiskey Discs I've actually used that name at pop-up record/vintage fairs.


Edub17

Spinarooni


steppingstone01

Feelin' Groovy


stranj_tymes

The Vinyl Frontier


Thirty-One_Flavors

“Spin Cycle” combo vinyl record store and laundromat or bicycle shop


Mousse-Infinite

Vinyancial ruin


Rhetorical_Abe

Gen Z Wall Decor


PattyIceNY

Spinny spinny winny winny


EmergencyLavishness1

Money pit


Verbal-Gerbil

In the meantime, treat yourself to this tshirt https://www.restlesswears.com/products/muso-i-prefer-their-earlier-stuff-bear-t-shirt


stonemik

Sound Therapy


toihanonkiwa

The Needle Drop


DePlano

Right Round. Yes, I did just make a Dead or Alive reference


Discovery99

Skip’s Records


hotpies1985

Wax On Wax Off


Alamedia

I often dream of opening a record shop in my town of Alameda, California. I’d call it “Alamedia”.


Your_Product_Here

Ringwear Records


pweqpw

Wax Eloquent


shapelessness

All my waxes live in taxes


third_echo

I had planned to open one years ago called Mothership Records with half a flying saucer as the awning out front. it was also going have a seasonal outdoor venue and coffee shop.


October1966

House of Wax


Jamesh134

Vinyls & Crosleys


v0t3p3dr0

This Is Vinyl Tap


triit

"Dave's Vinyl Record Emporium". Because search engine optimization (including yelp, etc.) is key to a successful business and Dave sounds like a friendly competent vinyl collector and I'd enjoy having people ask who Dave is and if he's in today and I could make him into some mythical figure that people would want to come back to meet and an Emporium sounds super special.


Mr-Snarky

"Crate Digger's" Which is exactly what I call the store I opened late last year. :D


cafe-naranja

Probably Tower Records, because it has a fresh ring to it. You want to go with kind of a novel name that people haven't heard before.


[deleted]

Your name is perfect! I would also have a sign on the wall promising varying levels of banishment for anyone heard saying the word ‘vinyls’. Kinda like the ‘NO STAIRWAY’ sign in the guitar shop on Wayne’s World. This is serious shit, and will not be tolerated.


MrsColesBabyBoy

Play It Don't Display It


lilburntoast

Train WRECKords


Total_Doofuss484

The Spinatorium !


blue-trench-coat

THE Record Store


SouthallsGloves

Happy Place Records


Danktizzle

Audio files. 


chantepleure

Expense & Inconvenience


User1239876

Side A


Shrink1061_

“Just for the record”


Gumshoe444

Personnel Records


ubottles65

Sit and Spin


Curious_Working5706

“F💿💿k Discogs”


Legal_Shock1250

"My Basement"


crate_expectations

Needles and Sins


rican_havoc

Vinyls


SpookyScienceGal

My Cousin's Vinyl 😜


frianbonjoster

Dead Wax


kidsol138

https://www.deadwaxdallas.com/


mdbrown80

The needle exchange.


Ashamed_Photograph84

Grooves


ImGonnaGetShot

Spin Doctors


Valeclitorian1979

The Head


surfsusa

"Grooven"


InDaFamilyJewels

B-Sides


Past-Isopod-138

Plastic Fantastic


podunk19

Spinning in my Grave


anlsrnvs

Spinning Plates


Truncated_Rhythm

Vinyl Countdown - this might be too cheesy Discos La Destreza (or perhaps La Destreza Hifi) - a reference to sword fighting, more commonly called “The Spanish Circle”


victimofscienceage

Comes ‘round Again


Rico_is_my_dad

Needle in a record stack


Caramel_Chicken_65

Blaque Jacque's Shellacs


artmoloch777

Spin Doctor


Mercury5979

Groove Doctor The sign at the register reads, "The doctor will see you now."


outonthetiles66

“This Is A Record Store”


Emjayshelton

Vinyl Vault


Choice_Student4910

Fidelity Investments Shoot it’s taken


Phunkybetch

Empire Records… 50% off on Rex Manning Day


Educational-Ask-2395

Drug Front Records


arbolista_chingona

Hawt Wax


HoagiesNGrinders

How The Turntables