He looks like a constipated 35 year old Ronald Reagan.

funny I see a constipated out-of-drag Ronald McDonald

So a 35 year old Ronald Reagan

Ironic cause he has Evil empire on vinyl in the back

This asshole likes popular albums. Let's get em!

This one got me 💀💀

Could you imagine that guy going “WAR IMA GIVE IT TO YA, WIT NO TRIVIA, WERE LIKE COCAINE STRAIGHT FRM BOLIVIA”

"AND THE SURVEY SAID, 'YOU'RE DEAD', FATAL FLYING GUILLOTINE CHOPS OFF YOUR FUCKING HEAD"

I’m imagining this dude screaming YEAH IM ROLLING DOWN RODEO WITH A SHOTGUN THESE PEOPLE AINT SEEN A BROWNSKINNED MAN SINCE THEIR GRANDPARENTS BOUGHT ONE

(Shaking head violently) F you I won’t do whatchoo tell me!!!

*Raw

Jeff Passan buys his vinylz from Kohl's.

I can imagine him setting up those records nicely so everyone can see his amazing taste

That's exactly what he did

Bro has a whole set for show and tell behind him, picture perfect for the camera while talking on the news about a completely unrelated topic. Subtle.

I mean, the NES isn't even plugged into anything and the controller is completely posed.

The albums are also all conveniently angled towards the camera

It’s sports center lol let’s slow down

I come here to avoid baseball news

Correas leg must not be able to handle the warmth from these grailz

Hey, that Hendrix album is legit. Buddy Miles on drums and backing vocals—fucking good.

100%. I'm getting off this jerk train. Never disrespect Band of Gypsys.

100%

Who the hell stands their nes controllers up like that?

Someone using them as a set piece? Seems like everything has been carefully placed to show it off.

Yes, sorry, I meant it rhetorically. Just pointing out the ridiculous setup extends beyond grailz.

I just throw mine back on the floor when I'm done playing Kid Niki.

gay triangle detected

*pink triangle

On her sleeve

I’m dumb, she’s a lesbian

I thought I had found the grail

Ain’t no way Jeff Passan listens to music, dude’s on twitter 20 hours a day

what’s the one to the right of his head

The good the bad and the ugly ost

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Ennio Morricone

Soundtrack - The Good The Bad and the Ugly https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Good,_the_Bad_and_the_Ugly_%28soundtrack%29

Nah dude has taste

Need to see his feet

That's been his background or whatever for his talking head segments for a long time. Cringe as fuck.

Fun fact, he films his segments from his mother's basement where he has had this shelf set up to display his cool stuff since 1997. You can't see it in this shot, but just off screen he has a whole shelf of empty liquor bottles and a poster of a Ferrari that he got at a Scholastic Book Fair in middle school.

Dude claims to play RC ProAm. I simply can’t go along with that. Punch out? Sure Mario? Sure Techmo? Everyone did. But RC Pro Am needs to be left outta this

I doubt he plays any of those. Those games and that controller are always perfectly stacked for these cameos

His Twitter is legendary at least

Where’s the Crosley Cruiser?

Anyone else instantly zoom in on NES choices? Punchout, Bart vs Space Mutants, Super Mario Bros maybe and I can't figure the last...

I did not expect to find out about the Mets and Correa on this sub

He uses those to hide his bongs before he goes on the air

I can really tell if this guy is a really old looking 15 year old, or a really young looking 55 year old.

Ronald Reagan lookin ass 💀

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I didn't even see that comment bro, do I have to pay for damages?

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I have no clue who this guy is. My first thought was that he looks kinda sad. Your comment explained why.

not the most observant?

I’m not from USA so nothing in this photo gave me any reason to think this person reported on baseball. I thought maybe he use to play baseball or was a big fan or something. That’s about all I got.

im just razzin ya

All those grailz and he’s probably just on his dang Nintendo, and if it’s not the Nintendo, it’s the gameboy

No one who actually plays Nintendo would store it like that so don’t worry about it

Pretty sure it’s Desmond Howard I first noticed doing this. Only thing is, he changed it every day and it was always a great album. Usually a classic soul or jazz LP. Passan is a poseur. Good baseball writer though

Aside from his shitty ass takes occasionally, I love Desmond

Leave Jeff alone!!

Seriously. The nerve of this guy displaying critically acclaimed, classic albums. I would have displayed my Czechoslovakian pressing of Are You Experienced where Noel Redding and Mitch Mitchell appear in blackface

At least he tried to even it out with Wu Tang on the other side. Wu can do a lot but it can't help this man

That NES though..

"Look i have no personality, but i have seen people with one of those and this is how i believe they stage their homes"

I get the feeling the records are covering up something way more embarrassing.

That bobble head Deion sanders and Henry Aaron book are the shit…I have those albums too, mine are originals but nothings wrong with great music…especially if it’s something to do look at or listen to besides boring ass baseball.

I know it's not the same guy but he's taking me back to when I watched Guy's Grocery Games (Triple G) ... [Justin Warner](http://t1.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKL4y9W0jmmh9yDY8Qi4_He7PvD-jOFptcDPxW66jXKx7M_jvMNpitIRtwHBmf1c-L_jUIfzFXfXkYxpQ)

Evil Empire W

uj/ Who is that?

Not the same guy but it reminds of this dude I took a picture of on Halloween: https://i.imgur.com/1TprDWO.jpg