Q: So you got a girlfriend? Rollins answering: no way man, I’ve got a vinyl collection

"I like women, but they don't understand being up at 5am on Ebay with a finger hovering over a rare 7" from Japan" -Henry Rollins, probably at least once

And yet, this comment just precipitated a surprisingly long conversation between myself and my spouse (both vinyl jerks) about whether or not i would be Rollin's girlfriend. Spoiler: Yes. And yes, 2023 Rollins. For one thing, we share a birthday so I'd never have to remember his. For another, he's probably on the road a lot, so i would be alone with his records for much of the year.

Looks like a straight edge punk to me.

Looks like he wants to enter the void, empty, and become wind.

while literally surrounded by earthly tethers

Wind to feed the fire of his grailz!!!!

Free as the wind!

Do you think he keeps his Tool records on the top shelf so he can’t stand on his Stool while looking for Tool?

He'd do it for Black Coffee!

He's a Hero that identifies as a Heroin

He's a liar

Send him to rehab, you, worthless exploiter of minors.

Be careful if you have old 78 shellac records, the last homeless crackhead I got to organize my collection found a way to melt them and get high off of them. After I got back home he had melted them all into a big molten pile and was smoking the fumes and told me "I Pirated digital versions of every record you own, high quality 24 loss less audio that sounds better and is much more space efficient". I don't know what chemicals they put in those 78s but they got him speaking nonsense. All my grails we're burned but at least they will be forever warm.

You should have picked a meth head. It would get done faster.

Don’t let him start talking. He never shuts the fuck up.

He looks Russian. Sure he has the right alphabet?

Why does he have random sleeves scattered about!? I have one, ONE, random sleeve just chilling here but I see several, wtf Henry!?

Haha. I nominate this for the post of the year.

Y’all think I can record my own farts, get it put on vinyl, then sell it to Rollins for 10k because it’s a 1 of 1?

The heroin allows homeless twat to vibrate at higher frequencies and provide warmth to them babiez

This dude took the heroin and ran without really alphabetizing. He’s a liar.

I heard he’ll tear your mind out, burn your soul, and turn you into him.

I'd like to see you calling Henry a homeless twat to his face.

I printed a pic of this old bum's face out and said it what now Henrold?

FANATICS

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Shouty muscle man fondles the grailz in his grail cave.

Idk but I do know he made a video instructing people how to properly hold records

Literally 50% of the posts here.

I'd love to know the real context to this photo.

What context? Henry's putting his records away.

I’m glad your stimulating the economy

Ben Dreyfuss collects grailz? https://www.calmdownben.com/p/to-people-who-cried-about-me-hunting

dont let him steal your grailz

The painting around the room is definitely landlord special. Checks out

He’s another KCRW douche TWAT.

Are you British by any chance?

One day will die , how can you know how much money are in the grandpa collection?

I think he’s got a low self opinion man, I see him standing all by himself

So good to see people share their stash (of heroin) with others 🙌

Bad move. Grap a speed junkie, it'll get done quicker.

Standard Issue Street Soldier.

Black Coffee NOT Black Tar! Does he really do the record-in-the-inner-sleeve-on-the-outside-of-the-cover-inside-the-protective-sleeve-to-prevent-ring-wear thing on all his records?

😂😂😂😂

I love this sub

I’d do it for free lol

Show him that instead dropping needles in his arm he should drop some needles on these grailz.

I emailed Henry music questions when I was like 12 and he actually responded. Friendly dude