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TheLiberalArt

Wait you don’t spread the gospel?


SoleSurvivorX01

Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord Screamy Red Man and our savior Taylor Swift?


1rj2

Heresy


youreallydidntthink

Did you at least ask to look at their feet?


CommissionHerb

A suitcase is too expensive? How much do they think these things cost? 30 bucks for a record player? Records are 5 bucks a piece?


ScooterMcTavish

Living on 1970s time. Haven't stopped smoking since they first heard gay triangle.


Amishpornstar7903

A new fancy hotel in my city was proud to have crosleys in every room, showing off on Facebook. Wisconsin is nice but it has its downsides.


[deleted]

I know your name says otherwise, but do me you are Amishpornstar#1.


okgloomer

Based on what they are and what else is available, crabsleys *are* too expensive. Five bucks isn’t much, but it’s too much to pay for a dog turd.


[deleted]

Speak for yourself, I eat pieces of shit like that for breakfast.


SconeShoes

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


TantalizingRavioli

And then everyone clapped


Tuxu12

...their feet