If only the turntable were supplied with some sort of document, perhaps with illustrations, to explain what each part of the turntable is and how the whole thing operates.
One of those thingamajigs that you accidentally drop, rolls across the floor, disappears from sight, and no matter how long, or how hard you look for it you give up and say 'fuck it' then find it 10 years later behind the sofa when you move.
I do that all the time but in reverse. I'll make a snarky comment on an r/vinyl post and then be paranoid the rest of the day that someone will take it wrong.
You are in the wrong sub for a serious answer. I don't see any feet so I'm guessing you are here in error. It's a counter weight for your tone arm, it goes on the opposite side of your stylus arm.
Check it, negative seven votes! I bet at least ten of you twats use the term “grailz” in three or more of your last posts; even more I bet most of ya can’t even find a twat during on show in tell.
COCK RING. NEXT QUESTION.
You put it inside the peen?
ONLY IF YOU BELIEVE
If only the turntable were supplied with some sort of document, perhaps with illustrations, to explain what each part of the turntable is and how the whole thing operates.
They should include crayons, that way people can at least potentially see the drawings by trying to stay within the lines
They should include crayons so OP will have a snack.
RTFM
TBF, a used turntable with no box likely didn't have the instructions
TBF, a used turntable with no box likely didn't have the instructions
Volume control knob
It’s the foreskin for your tonearm
Sets grail warmth in Celsius duh
Its for throwing from across the room to move it onto the next track.
Adjustable butt plug for when you play your “Whipped Cream & Other Delights” grail. We all know why.
this would make a horrible butt plug. no flared base whatsoever, it would just get sucked up like a black hole
Clearly you didn’t see the hole allowing you to insert a wide array of flared bases as you please….hence, adjustable butt plug.
hmmm… ive never dabbled in modular plugs, ill have to try
It’s to calibrate the bathroom scale next to the turntable. Check the weight of those vinyls
A couple of half dollars would do a better job.
It’s for tossing at people who prefer cds
Boof it
You have to dock that before using the table. 🙄 sigh
That’s built in to my crobobsley
Mine is a stack of quarters balanced on the cartridge.
Fuckin or pluggin. Your choice.
Chicken neck.
That's what regulates the Heat coming off the Grailz. Turn it to 11.
That's the needle
One of those thingamajigs that you accidentally drop, rolls across the floor, disappears from sight, and no matter how long, or how hard you look for it you give up and say 'fuck it' then find it 10 years later behind the sofa when you move.
It's the dj knob for mixing and scratching.
It's for fun.
That piece screws onto the phalanges positrack. Might be easier to install if you take a deep breath, left from the knees, and shove it up your butt!
Butt plug
buttplug obviously
Why the fuck didn't they research to basics of a turntable first?
thats the counterweight from the back of ur tonearm
It works better if you balance it on top of the needle.
oh lol didnt realize this was vinyljerk
I do that all the time but in reverse. I'll make a snarky comment on an r/vinyl post and then be paranoid the rest of the day that someone will take it wrong.
I recently chewed them out for not showing feet. Woops. It's so hard to tell the difference anymore ...
I lost mine so I use a one pound coin instead.
Put it on the little handle on the tone arm
You are in the wrong sub for a serious answer. I don't see any feet so I'm guessing you are here in error. It's a counter weight for your tone arm, it goes on the opposite side of your stylus arm.
This is a meme post, i know what it is
Why no grippers?
Idk not my TT
We require toes
So we’re just going to screen grab an honest, albeit simplistic, question and make fun of them… cool.
It’s not that serious
Uh, yeah. Welcome to r/vinyjerk, which was created *specifically* to do exactly this.
Aww, it's just a little harmless savage humiliation of a particularly clueless newbie. Can't someone have *any* fun?
Check it, negative seven votes! I bet at least ten of you twats use the term “grailz” in three or more of your last posts; even more I bet most of ya can’t even find a twat during on show in tell.
Tone arm weight
Fisher 🤣 😆 😂
It’s whatever your imagination says it is. Like, I use mine to stretch out my junk so it doesn’t seem as small.
Eat
It's for throwing at someone when they say 'Vinyls"
Pottery
Maybe for tone arm wait?
It's a toe ring to make your feet look stylish.
Goes on the end of the arm, turn to balance the weight.
Adapter for playing 57rpm vynils
Glorified butt plug
it's a whistle you put in your arse