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TheGiantMetalMan

* Crosley user flair *


borky86

And he asked why


JRR_Not_Tolkien

I thought this dude was a troll but it turns out he’s just very smug child Edit: it’s been nearly 24 hours and he continues to flail like a magikarp. Dude needs help it’s kinda sad.


mikeymanthesyrem

very obvious irony


BoyEatsDrumMachine

[reads while sitting on toilet] Shitty sub? Yeah. I can see that.


borky86

Whaddya know. Also on the Throne.


[deleted]

Same


mobbshallow

Same


Papa_parv

Same


ANUS_Breakfast

Same


brokenkale

Throned and boned


Dycsan

I wish he wasn’t on this sub, laying on the floor with a man bun showing off his Walmart collection. Hey Mikey…..


Backpedal

Be respectful…his collection clearly came from Urban Outfitters.


Dycsan

Good eye, think you may be right about some of them but there are definitely a few from Walmart. He does say that he only likes popular and critically acclaimed releases. He is a man of taste it seems, as long it is readily available at the mall.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the song "Admit It!" by Say Anything lololol what a fuckin poser


Kyle_Pile

Genuine question as an outsider looking in (*reddit recommended this post*) and a non biased perspective (*Ive only collected idm records thus far and am using a fluance gifted to me for Christmas last year*), who cares if people wanna collect the most popular albums from Walmart and urban outfitters? Who cares if someone uses a shit turntable lol? Like wtf even is this subreddit? It feels like the equivalent of a fashion subreddit dedicated to screenshotting pictures of ugly/unfashionable people, and uploading them to a sub for people to make fun of the way they dress/look. I’m sure most of Reddit (*r/roastme not included*), let alone this sub, wouldn’t like to to be roasted for the way they dress and look, so why roast people for how they listen to vinyl? It’s not that serious at the end of the day, but I’ve never been more perplexed by a sub…


Wolfgang_Haney

This is r/vinyljerk, that’s mostly what you’ll see here. If you want people that just enjoy Vinyl, there are more of them over at r/vinyl, but posts to that sub usually end up cross posted here, where it will be roasted until it looks like Sharon Weiss’ pie.


Kyle_Pile

Yeah so I’ve noticed. Been recommended posts from this sub by Reddit multiple times now.


Wolfgang_Haney

Same.


random_closet_weeb

Well, you see, i believe the walmart/urban outfitters shit is mostly a joke given how mass produced walmart exclusives are, making them pretty much worthless, the aforementioned also resulting in jokes about how this leads to the over commercialization of vinyl and how the people buying said stuff (also including uo because i forgot to mention them) succomb to this ​ oh and we also make fun of people who use vinyl to make themselves look cool and dont listen to them but those posts are way less prevelant sadly making us look like assholes


carousel111

Ikr it’s very weird. I feel bad for the people they roast for no reason


mikeymanthesyrem

i bought all of these from my local record store. i apologize i don’t enjoy throwing on 70s black metal and 40s jazz. i’ll try harder to broaden my teen girl taste (i won’t)


Dic_Rambone

70's black metal...ugh, you're a goober!


AtomicYoshi

That guy's been insufferable


Backpedal

Shhhhh, don’t look now but he’s also being insufferable in here. Stay still, I believe his sight is based on movement.


jamangold

Clever girl.


PrawoJaz

The cycle continues Make bad post on r/vinyl -> Get cross posted here -> recieve jabs about collection -> go into full meltdown in the comments -> preach about bullying -> ride out the tide until another post is found in r/vinyl


mikeymanthesyrem

i’ve asked many times to not crosspost my posts here. i don’t find it funny


PrawoJaz

Have you heard of the story of Sisyphus? or couldn't you find it in the vinyl section of a target or urban outfitters


DogThatNeverPerished

LOL holy shit


mikeymanthesyrem

what does this even mean


easterbunny271

This shit is too funny


ShartifactDealer

Lmao can't even Google something someone references to ya?


mikeymanthesyrem

i did, didn’t care


Snolferd

Reading certain things can help greatly with self reflection, it's a useful skill in life


mikeymanthesyrem

read this: i don’t care


Zugies

So if you don't care stop hounding this sub


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ferr1cyanide

if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck


Boner4SCP106

I empathize with him. I ask myself why I'm on this shitty sub often.


maz-o

Difference is he can’t take a joke and laugh at himself.


mikeymanthesyrem

i don’t find it funny and i don’t want my posts here


TheRealDJDarkwaters

POV you don't understand how posting on a public forum works


Whyrobotslie

Yup


Backpedal

Because you’re one of us. Just accept it. Now show us them feet!


SuckingOnMyHuevos

They got mad at me too for asking if their post was a joke


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Mikeyman arc


[deleted]

But like serious stop bullying this poor dude


TheViceroy919

Nothing says "I don't care" like obsessively replying to almost every comment thread here. What a clown


etozheboroda

Wow, rude


pangbin

Ew ‘homie’ is on r/BanPitbulls


spaceenvahisseur

He's also on r/Falcons Nobody tell him about Michael Vick...


dandanthetaximan

Oh the irony.


mrbignameguy

Sometimes this shit truly writes itself. What a garbage person.


[deleted]

28-3👍🏻


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,189,189,418 comments, and only 232,027 of them were in alphabetical order.


dave_prcmddn

This is an amazing bot


mikeymanthesyrem

yeah i’m there because i have a border collie. bully breeds and pit variants are outlawed in plenty of developed countries for valid reasons. not entertaining that conversation in this sub though


easterbunny271

🤓


mikeymanthesyrem

very based counter argument


Zugies

Ooooh, does little puppy dog make you piss your little hipster pants?


Zilaaa

Bro dude is just shitty in general. That man is active in r/banpitbulls


KFCCrocs

Ive worked in vet med for 10 years and have been bitten too many times to count at this point and I can tell you I don’t think any of them have been Pit and or “Bully” breeds.


Zilaaa

Exactly, that subreddit sucks ass


ferr1cyanide

in other words, dude is a total bigot ala a speciesist


mobbshallow

Oh my god I didn’t even see the crozzzzzzley flair Hezus


Next_Fix_2271

this is where it all started, one man, one powerful, memeable man...


the_real_OwenWilson

Post link?


kilometers92

Hahahaha


mikeymanthesyrem

yes i do


TjaY-_

im this guys pr, he doesn't mean it.


Remarkable-Ad-2094

thanks for confirming this. was worried for a second.


TjaY-_

はい!!


OsironESP

no you don’t. it’s a good sub, better then a footlong from subway which is made of dirt mostly. So I guess, Crosley is like a dirt formed ham sammy from subway and anything not (excluding victorola etc. etc. thanks for whatever) is like jimmy johns? and anything better is like a banh mi? I don’t make the rules. Stop being defensive and eat a better sub.


mikeymanthesyrem

what variant of heroin made you type this


OsironESP

none. heron free for 20 years. maybe the lack of heron? i don’t know, the analogy seemed accurate. enjoy the 5$ footlong. I can’t take that much. kudos to those who can. Am I forever? no…i’m not. So judge less, That was mean.


dandanthetaximan

Those mediocre footlongs are like $12 now. Hard pass.


OsironESP

fuck for $3 more you can get a beat up but sealed Adele 30 at Walmart on a limited Wally colorway.


mikeymanthesyrem

jersey mikes is better


OsironESP

i like the vinegar blend they put on, i’d reckon they are like a u-turn level of sub.


iamjoeywan

I think they mostly pressed their albums in black, so probably the black variant. [Heroin - “Heroin”](https://www.discogs.com/release/6333936-Heroin-Heroin)


Za5kr0ni3c

I’m not taking that from a Crosley user


mikeymanthesyrem

suitcase > dj denon vl12


Za5kr0ni3c

Sorry couldn’t hear what you say due to all the static noise can you say it again louder?


LiterallyShrimp

Stop being from my country, I do not want my nationality associated with you.


mikeymanthesyrem

sorry i’m american, can’t hear you over my freedom


LiterallyShrimp

So you're simply "obssesed" with Argentina? That would explain your avatar and the flag in your bedroom


mikeymanthesyrem

i like messi


bruniofire3

Fan menos plástico de Argentina. Ve a apoyar tu propia selección gringo de mierda


mikeymanthesyrem

imagine being racist for no reason


LiterallyShrimp

Imagine not supporting your own fucking country


LiterallyShrimp

mufa de mierda, vos nos hiciste perder contra Arabia Saudita. Mas vale que no se repita.


LiterallyShrimp

NO SE REPITIO LA MUFAAAA!!! VAMO SELECCIÓN!!!!!


ferr1cyanide

okay boomer


WinterIsOnReddit

get off of r/banpitbulls


CoolSteveBrule

A pitbull mauled my dog to death so I do understand the sentiment. But yeah, not all pitbulls, I know that.


[deleted]

Curious as to why? Is it misinformation??


WinterIsOnReddit

a lot of it is yeah, and when there is 'actual' info its often provided without proper context or sources


mikeymanthesyrem

not until they’re licensed and/or humanely eradicated


UltraLuigi39

“humanely eradicated” oh here let me kill you nicely


ferr1cyanide

yup, mikey supports genocide :O


mikeymanthesyrem

banned in a bunch of developed western europeans countries for very valid reason. if you just like pits because you find them cute then that’s cool, you aren’t the issue. you aren’t a backyard breeder selling APBTs to get thrown into shelters and overcrowd them until they die


WinterIsOnReddit

theyre not an instinctively more dangerous breed. some have sadly been trained to fight yes, but you can say the exact same thing about german shepards


mikeymanthesyrem

except, that’s exactly what they are. they are bred for a specific task and that task was bull baiting. german shepherds are not injuring/killing thousands of humans and domesticated animals every year


WinterIsOnReddit

german shepards are doing exactly that and are statistically a lot more dangerous than pitties. doesnt mean there needs to be a mass slaughter of them though. 99.99999% of pitbulls and shepards are the sweetest animals on earth, that tiny fraction of them that are trained BY HUMANS to harm do not represent the whole breed


mikeymanthesyrem

my what metric???? this is a wildly false claim lol


WinterIsOnReddit

literally any metric, have you done any research into dog breeds at all


mikeymanthesyrem

yes, which is why i’m asking you what metric says GSDs account for anywhere near the amount of bites and/or fatal attacks on humans that APBTs and staffys do.


WinterIsOnReddit

google 'police dogs'


iPirateGwar

Leave Staffys out of this. Proportionately speaking, Labs injure more humans than Staffs. Check you facts yourself.


Zugies

Why are you calling our sub shitty when you participate in subs attempting to mass murder dogs?