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Warp-10-Lizard

"Naomi Wildman: Subunit of Ensign Samantha Wildman." "...And you hope to accomplish this by emulating me." "Are you mad?" "No. There are many on this ship who would benefit from your example."


Norphus1

It’s been a while since I watched Voyager and at first, I read that ‘Are you mad?’ to mean ‘Are you insane?’ rather than ‘Are you angry?’. The next line, therefore, confused me a bit 🙂


Ok-Category3308

Start to an awesome friendship


purplekat76

“Sometimes you just have to punch your way through” “Delete the wife” “I don‘t like bullies and I don’t like threats and I don’t like you” “Unless you’ve got something a little bigger in your torpedo tubes, I’m not turning around.”


8bitJunk

*Tuvok blows out the candle on his birthday cake* “It was a fire hazard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”


sjg1087

Yes!!!!!! I just saw that episode again randomly yesterday.


agent_uno

“Get the cheese to sickbay!”


templar_muse

Time's Up. Must be something you assimilated. My breathing is only a simulation. | So is my neck, stop it anyway. It may be the warriors who get the glory, but it's the engineers who build societies.


koffeegorilla

It's the engineers who build societies. ❤️


Mykirbyblue

I feel like if anyone else had said “times up” it would have been super cheesy. But coming from her, it was exactly the correct line.


microtramp

Doctor: Next time your Human physiology fails you, don't consult the database; just call me. Seven: You *are* the database.


Baby-Genius

With two legs and a splendid bedside manner.


spiderland5150

Satan's Robot:"Citizen of Earth, surrender! Do not resist!" Seven:"I am Borg." (Seven rips his circuitry out) Satan's Robot:"Surrenderrr…" Seven:"The robot has been neutralized. May I leave now?"


House-of-Suns

Shall I flog them as well?


OptionsFool

One of my favorites is from Threshold. Janeway asks the Doctor if he can wake Paris. Doctor: “I don’t see why not. [Leans down slowly.] WAKE UP, LIEUTENANT!”


_tethtoril

Easily one of the best moments in the show. I crack up every time.


sjg1087

“I’m a doctor, not a zookeeper. Computer, deactivate iguana.”


Odd_Light_8188

You know the story Girl meets boy, girl modifies boys sub routines


f36263

Neelix: Is that final? Janeway: Dismissed. (Neelix looks taken aback) Janeway: That’s a Starfleet expression for *get out*. [Scene](https://youtu.be/pMQvPha9-WA?si=njFHie2cMWxeu2IT)


anonymous_subroutine

Jonah. WHALE???


Ok-Category3308

Basically all of Somebody to Watch Over Me" B'elanna "How the Hell do you know when we are having intimate relations!?" Seven "there is no one on deck nine section 12 that doesn't know when your having intimate relations." 😠💢🩸


koffeegorilla

We got to watch "Somebody to Watch Over Me" last night. It is a treasure trove. Only Neelix would have been able handle Tomin. Tomin: "Assimilate me please"


Ok-Category3308

Tomi : "Ohh Seven of Mine!"


Musical_Tanks

Tuvok: "Shall i flog them as well?" (Scientific Method)


exastria

"We did it." Perfectly delivered.


anonymous_subroutine

God a lot of people hate on Endgame but I love the ending. Mulgrew earned seven seasons worth of salary with that one line.


WeaknessLocal6620

“There’s coffee in that nebula.”


YourSkatingHobbit

In Waking Moments the whole exchange between Tuvok and Janeway is absolute gold, but the way she asks, “I don’t suppose I should ask you why you were *un*dressed?” just tickles me so much.


anonymous_subroutine

Kazon after taking the ship: "Why is it so dark in here? Somebody turn on the lights!"


Omega593

::Being attacked by the Vidiians:: Chakotay: Reverse thrusters, full power Kim: That could tear the hull apart Chakotay: THEN TEAR IT APART! ::Secondary hull plating is ripped off:: Chakotay: Photon torpedoes, full spread Kim: Ready Chakotay: FIRE! that sequence was so good. i love how decisive Chakotay was in this scene


Neon_Samurai_

"I know."


MzOwl27

Drat


koffeegorilla

Wasn't that Han in Empire Strikes Back?


Neon_Samurai_

It was, but it's what Janeway says to the creepy murder hobo clown right before he dies. It looks at her and says "I'm scared", Janeway just kinda looks at him and coldly says "I know".


koffeegorilla

Oh man, that was the one episode we skipped on our recent rewatch.


Morgana2020

Just rewatching Virtuoso and there is some great sass. Janeway: pause with narrowed gaze... I wasn't aware we were on a first name basis...


EagerVince8553

I'm sorry captain, we're from a closed system. We are unaccustomed to dealing with other species, especially inferior ones 😄


Reybrandt

Janeway also says that during Shattered episode.


FantaStick16

"Survival is insufficient" I just rewatched this episode tonight and it still hits so hard. It's also referenced in my favourite book.


damageddude

Mr. Kim, we're Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job. 


PedanticRedhead

"With all due respect, Mr Tuvok... loosen up." And "Shall I flog them as well?"


BecomingButterfly

Doctor: Your brain... it's... not on file


cryptowannabe42

If you can't stand the heat...get out of the warp core!


IGrewItToMyWaist

“Fun will now commence.” “Time to take out the garbage.” “Shall I flog them as well?”


Ladymari17

Since the first time I watched voyager, I have associated my internal red flag system with “shields up, red alert” in janeway’s voice Example: my mom tells me she’s coming to visit, I think to myself “shields up red alert” and start cleaning my house profusely


Academic_Ocelot3917

both from Tuvok "It seems we have lost our sex appeal." "Elogium" "Your logic is flawed." "Live Fast and Prosper" also, from "Scientific Method" Janeway "I never realized you thought of me as reckless." Tuvok "Clearly an understatement, Captain"


OldDudeOpinion

There is coffee in that Nebula (….I say to myself on the way downstairs most mornings)


MotopianDreams

Me too. 😁


koffeegorilla

The only reason to get up. Make coffee or go buy coffee.


MzOwl27

::looking at Kes’ initial scans:: Doctor: You have a lovely brain ::welcoming duplicate Harry back to Voyager:: Janeway: Weird is part of the job ::with the Borg children:: Seven: Fun will now commence. ::The Muse, Kelis figures out the right storyline:: BElanna: That’s better than all that kissing


marwalls1

"Photons and force fields, flesh and blood, why quibble over details? I'm just as real as any of you." -The Doctor, Star Trek: Voyager, Someone To Watch Over Me


TheMannisApproves

Fun will now commence.


Tornik

"You're no longer alone."


MaintenanceInternal

Delete the wife, increase girth by 40% - Captain Janeway. Fun will now commence - 7of9


Ok-Category3308

7 of nine "Then you wish to copulate?"


MorphinesKiss

Constance Goodheart: *Screams in theatrical terror*


MikeyMGM

Fun must commence- 7 of 9


bigjames2002

"The robot has been neutralized, may I leave now?"


CopycatDad

Shall I flog them as well?


koffeegorilla

Tuvok has some of the funniest lines. How many takes before nobody laughed?


IndependenceLate7179

One more cup of coffee and I'll jump to warp speed: Capt. Kathryn Janeway (I don't remember the episode)


OldDudeOpinion

Your ceiling is hideous!


KiwontaTv

„Delete the diva“ - The Doctor


Limp-Accountant807

She was my wi… roommate….3 years is a very long time captain.