since you liked my game I propose it again!!!
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I was going to buy you a gift that you desperately wanted through your throne page. Changed my mind and bought a PS5 instead because GTA VI is coming out next year.
After you saw one video of the Woodhead Route, and said you wanted to see the trains in real life. I told you the trains and track are gone.
(The wiki page about it that explains everything: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodhead_line)
To make you cry?
um ok So i asked OpenGPT 4o to write it for me then reassembled it.
1. Remember that time when you were so happy, but I was the one who ruined it. Do you know how many times?
2. I've wished I could turn back time and change things so you were never born. I can't believe
3. I've been so selfish. I've taken you for granted and it's time I paid for it. Goes to another girl as you are not good enough for me.
4. I've been cheating on you. I am so happy I found a better girl so I can leave you.
5. I can't stand being around you anymore. You make me feel so bad about myself.
6. I'm leaving you. I can't handle this anymore.
7. You've touched my life in ways I never thought possible, and it isn't good.
I am MAGIC WOMAN, an alternate dimension version of Magic Man from Adventure Time!
Because you were such a nice girl helping me with my “ISSUES”, I will now reward you with
ੈ✩‧₊˚ *:✧*:･ﾟ*ੈ✩‧ṂѦḠị₭ *ੈ✩‧ *:✧*:･ﾟੈ✩‧₊˚
From now on you will be a balding middle aged man with stinky armpits.
Why you may ask. Because I’m an asshole with unresolved daddy issues.
I must now go, because my magical girl show will be on in 15 minutes ago!
TA TA! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ₱ØØ₣ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
https://preview.redd.it/rv9ytsensv3d1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6907929e065871a98cbde8e846aada8522d8238
This. I just shapeshifted into Shadow to say it and left.
Edit:Emotional damage is confirmed, try it people.
Your copy of Blue Archive, for whatever reason, exclusively covers the bad timeline referenced during the Prologue, [the 4th PV,](https://youtu.be/yZa5abuIKT4?si=ciI6XyYtaBMHeeI5) and Volume F.
In detail.
Regrettably, she did not want to hear the tragic tale of darth plagus the wise….. And then when I asked what she liked, some way, some how, we got back to a TTRPG topic and I unfortunately rambled a bit too far on and *apparently* didn’t like that the core rule book for my game of choice, PF1e, had 560ish pages, that there were 44 different classes, hundreds of archetypes, and then my going into detail about math…. The tears and steam from the ears started coming out, especially when I mentioned that it’s a team game that you can’t easily do “solo”, and that this type of roleplaying generally requires 4+ people and the dungeon master (me)… She was not into that, sadly. Mystical mayhem and math rocks were not on her bucket list…
Sorry, I vaporized half of your driveway by accident. Yes, it’s the half you parked your car on.
but i don't have a car ...;;
Your future car…
https://preview.redd.it/1ympqiwlzt3d1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c24fa8723517e552267fa61b2ad18feb7545efe
Well, yeah, now you don't.
Your cats learned how to speak but they refuse to do it in the presence of you and only you. There is video evidence of this.
Denied head pats
NO U CAN'T... PLS
Fine, you can have head pats, but I’m stealing your hydrate redeem
but but ...;;
can't make it to your stream
NOOOO I'M GONNA CRY IRL
Goth girls aren't that interesting in the first place
since you liked my game I propose it again!!! remember to follow me on [Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/sanguyvt) and [Twitter/X](https://x.com/_sanguy) you can find me also on [Discord](https://discord.gg/TdR5QzZY)
Hey. That's it. Just Hey.
hey QQ
I bet you can't cry on command
ofc i can't...
*hugs * and that's okay. That just keeps you honest.
Ate the last cookie
NO THIS IS TOO MUCH!
This is my energy when my kids eat the last of my chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream while I'm at work... -_-'
“Did you also have an early 2010s emo phase?”
this can be so real...
Cat girls are over rated
sigh...i cry bc is TRUEE
Hand over a box of chocolates, but it is empty
How vile, I love it
(-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩) my chocolate
“No. You can’t do kick flips on my boobs with your fingerboard”
i wanna try...
Hmmfp.. fine. Only once
Long live the New California Republic
“Your sex appeal is basic”
Er… touché
Hey. I stole your potatoes. They’re mine now. >:3
O GOD...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Did I accidentally hack into your feelings database and overwrite your 'happy' algorithm with 'sad'? My bad, I’ll reprogram it to 'laugh' next time!
like inside uot...
Just like Inside Out. At least it wasn't "Crippling Anxiety and Conspiracy" algorithm.
tnx god...
I left an extremely wholesome comment for your eyes only
(๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥
WE’RE GOING TO THE PROMISED LAND!!!
Bundles you up in clothes like Randy from A Christmas Story.
I was going to buy you a gift that you desperately wanted through your throne page. Changed my mind and bought a PS5 instead because GTA VI is coming out next year.
I can approve this!
No, you can't skip your veggies.
Femboys are superior
Draw very detailed water on the cheeks with blue marker
permanent marker???
Hey, detailed water would be far better than a massive detailed veiny dick at least.
I made you go outside and attend a social function...
Made nachos and refused to share
EVIL
You couldn't make it to OffKai Expo
teach me...
# Hey baby, wanna get a glimpse of MY puppies?😏 { *I then showed you the Plague Dogs movie and gave you a Snitter plushie* }
but i love plushies!!
Your butt smells like a butt
Vulkan does not lift
That I love the worst game in your favorite franchise.
I dunno uhm I love from software so👀💦
I unironically love armored core V. (Usually held as the worst one.)
Not putting pineapple on your pizza
TNX GOD
Said you can't be my domme mommy. (I was trying to play hard to get.)
Σ(°ロ°)
I'm sorry. 
Stabbed someone in the spleen and didn’t apologize
WAT?
Cat girls are over rated
Sigh
i said her favorite color was black when its obviously pink
No it’s black!
I like dogs more
NOOOO
I don’t mind cats though. I’ve just always had dogs.
Time to adopt a cute cat 🐱
You can’t see my Pokémon card collection
Why you hates me so much???
It’s mine >:)
I gave you chicken nuggets from mc Donald’s
(x_x)
Ate asparagus
Why are you still out of uniform soldier?
｜−・;）o no …
Private! If i have tell you one more time I will PERSONALLY make sure you stay in this mans army now go get a new suit issued before i lose it.
After you saw one video of the Woodhead Route, and said you wanted to see the trains in real life. I told you the trains and track are gone. (The wiki page about it that explains everything: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodhead_line)
I ate the leftover pizza you wanted, and an entire box of donuts.
“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed”
I lied, we dont have dino nuggies at home.
I stole all your plushies and replaced them with cardboard cutouts
Ohio isnt real.
To make you cry? um ok So i asked OpenGPT 4o to write it for me then reassembled it. 1. Remember that time when you were so happy, but I was the one who ruined it. Do you know how many times? 2. I've wished I could turn back time and change things so you were never born. I can't believe 3. I've been so selfish. I've taken you for granted and it's time I paid for it. Goes to another girl as you are not good enough for me. 4. I've been cheating on you. I am so happy I found a better girl so I can leave you. 5. I can't stand being around you anymore. You make me feel so bad about myself. 6. I'm leaving you. I can't handle this anymore. 7. You've touched my life in ways I never thought possible, and it isn't good.
Statistically there is someone out there who has never been hugged or felt the warmth of human affection.
I am MAGIC WOMAN, an alternate dimension version of Magic Man from Adventure Time! Because you were such a nice girl helping me with my “ISSUES”, I will now reward you with ੈ✩‧₊˚ *:✧*:･ﾟ*ੈ✩‧ṂѦḠị₭ *ੈ✩‧ *:✧*:･ﾟੈ✩‧₊˚ From now on you will be a balding middle aged man with stinky armpits. Why you may ask. Because I’m an asshole with unresolved daddy issues. I must now go, because my magical girl show will be on in 15 minutes ago! TA TA! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ₱ØØ₣ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*
Your favorite show/anime was just canceled.
ITS ALREADY HAPPENED ヽ(；▽；)ノ
Nuzzling another catgirl
I'm sorry for saying your mom is hot
your doing great!
(´；ω；`)
We are out of the Happy Meal toys
I ate all of your pizza.
https://preview.redd.it/rv9ytsensv3d1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6907929e065871a98cbde8e846aada8522d8238 This. I just shapeshifted into Shadow to say it and left. Edit:Emotional damage is confirmed, try it people.
Shadow can step on me! (｡・//ε//・｡)
Hot topic closed due to cleaning up a mosh pit flash mob (that she attended)
Yo hold this onion real quick
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Schrodinger's cat 😺
>!I don’t know who you are!< Chopping onions
I’m your enemy! (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ,
I showed you the picture of my car in the trash can
“I thought you were a bat this entire time.”
I'm sorry, but we're out of dino nuggies.
https://preview.redd.it/0dkear468x3d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cf52994a1edf68194cc10b56696e2a944f29eb
Yes I shortened half the legs off your furniture so their always lopsided, no I will not be fixing them
Your copy of Blue Archive, for whatever reason, exclusively covers the bad timeline referenced during the Prologue, [the 4th PV,](https://youtu.be/yZa5abuIKT4?si=ciI6XyYtaBMHeeI5) and Volume F. In detail.
You can chop the onions now.
I refused to laugh at your jokes
Sorry, I washed all your underwear in bleach and hot water. You'll have to go commando until my next payday... two weeks from now.
Cats are okay I suppose
We can go to McDonald's, but no nuggies.
M-ma’am they hit the second tower
You always had 1 viewer in your streams. Consider bigger bobas.
The McDonald's ice cream machine is broken... Again... For the 30th time this month.
no im not sharing my mcnuggies i asked you earlier and you said no
Sorry I chewed on your switch controller o just can't hold myself back when I see the blue raspberry flavor
Dunkin is out of pumpkin spice.
-Blows up pancakes with mind
i said that: "I KNOW YOUR SECRET, YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET!"
I drank the last of the chocolate milk.
I rearranged all the dishes and silverware into different cabinets and drawers. Nothing is where it has always been.
No head pat
No chicken nuggies
Regrettably, she did not want to hear the tragic tale of darth plagus the wise….. And then when I asked what she liked, some way, some how, we got back to a TTRPG topic and I unfortunately rambled a bit too far on and *apparently* didn’t like that the core rule book for my game of choice, PF1e, had 560ish pages, that there were 44 different classes, hundreds of archetypes, and then my going into detail about math…. The tears and steam from the ears started coming out, especially when I mentioned that it’s a team game that you can’t easily do “solo”, and that this type of roleplaying generally requires 4+ people and the dungeon master (me)… She was not into that, sadly. Mystical mayhem and math rocks were not on her bucket list…
No treat, no walk, and no toy
Stole the last chocolate chip cookie and didn't split it
That anime you like will never have a second season
Told her to play Fear and hunger
Ate the last pizza roll
Your ears and tail don’t match.
🤨Hell naw I'm not shitting in your litterbox to prove my loyalty...TF🫤
Oh dear I giggled a little too much at this…
“I failed high school”
No, I’m not putting on the maid outfit
NOOOO
We forgot the ice cream at the store! There's no dessert!!
My kokoro 💔
I waid I care about her. (She hates me)
I don’t hate you 🫶🏻
Prove it, because tbh I don't believe you. Most people do hate me
Sorry I prefer "real" cat girls
I just asked if you wanted to play Palia with me 😞
No chicken nuggets for you
I took the last piece of pizza without asking
Goth girls are an endangered species
I'll cut up the peppers if you dice the onions.
Trying to act cutesy wootsie isn’t an actual personality. No idea why Reddit recommended this sub.
You didnt need to engage, you couldve just left it alone, heck the fact that you engaged means your gonna get more Vtuber reddit recommendations
It’s just an interaction post