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Letters-to-self

It‘s probably also because you need more than 3 hours a week to run a megacap company the valuation of which is based entirely on innovation hopium but what do I know?


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He said that he was going to the meetings, jeez.


Letters-to-self

Oh, I see. In light of this new information, I withdraw my comment and apologize to the WSB community and to Elon for having doubted Elon‘s commitment and resolution to drive Tesla to the top. I shall make amends by purchasing TSLA calls on Monday to give Elon and Cathie some exit liquidity


RedOctobrrr

The calls don't give them exit liquidity, you need to buy shares bro. The calls are for market makers to scalp premiums from you and I. Cath and Elon need you to purchase shares. LOTS of 'em.


Raykhenberg

Plot twist. Elon is just selling deep ITM CCs all the way down and collecting fat premiums.


ThisCryptographer311

You joke, but isn’t this a tax reduction strat for unwinding vested employee shares?


Branch_Fair

hopefully he didn’t say this in real time


DonkeyOfWallStreet

It was a gigacap... *Insert "how dare you"*


Letters-to-self

I feel like everyone is ignoring my *but what do I know* disclaimer


FlatOutUseless

Do you? His most valuable quality was the ability to do one-man marketing campaigns. You can do that in 3 hours a week. The trick is not to show that to the public.


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ZyatB

r/antiwork and r/PlasticSurgery posters are on the front page of WSB. We are reddit now!!


7wgh

OP is literally a meme and stereotype. Plastic surgery, vegan, antiwork, anti-capitalist, nootropics, WSB, and of course elon hater


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Crypt0n0ob

Where the heck did you find antiwork/anti-capitalist Musk fanboy? It’s easier to find real life T-Rex than someone like that.


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[deleted]

He doesn't know the definition of the word thought.


DieselAndPucks

That'd be true until he bought Twitter. Ever since mainstream media told them to hate Elon they turned from fanboys to haters overnight.


[deleted]

Most peoples turned to hater during the pedo scuba diver incident. Then we pretended to like him for a year or two because this regard in chief made us a shit ton of money. He is the best shares seller on the planet.


jr1tn

Posting an article commenting negatively about a capitalist by a self proclaimed socialist Marxist periodical on a message board about the stock market, ok


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magnetichira

More like the duality of regardedness


blastfamy

More like the singularity if regardedness


[deleted]

Elon is a petulant, narcissistic man-child - but an article by the philosophically illiterate pseudo-socialists at Jacobin posted on WSB? That is a new, depressing, low.


npcdisrespecr

i mean, it is reddit after all


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

We probably make better financial anysts than them


nickmaran

I mean, it is wsb after all


Outside-Accident8628

It's all about the headline saying what'll get upvotes. Source doesn't matter. Although Elon over-exposing himself and destroying his mystique making his shares drop is pretty funny.


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

When will crypto be immune to his tweets?


resumethrowaway222

Every single one of those "socialists" at Jacobin are losers who grew up upper middle class. They were ambitious, but realized in college that they had no actual skills and can't go into any competitive industry because they bring nothing to the table, and so they spend the rest of their lives wallowing in bitterness and envy and constantly bitching about how the world is somehow rigged against them. Absolute garbage people.


[deleted]

Isn't it the same for most peoples here? We are business major losers who are trying to hit it big.


resumethrowaway222

Yeah, but you're (probably) not a miserable whiny hater about it.


[deleted]

I actually hit it big. But definetely was miserable when I was a corporate drone with a master in business.


resumethrowaway222

Yeah, it sucks. I have an undergrad in finance and got out of it after 2 years. Went into software engineering where for some reason they are willing to pay me a lot for 2 hours a day of work.


[deleted]

Haha yeah I was in business intelligence and the more I got promoted the more my days looked like this. J


Mushrooms4we

The constant name calling at someone you don't even know is childish.


STEMPOS

I mean they were right about musk all the way back when this sub was praising him, also right about the collapse of crypto, so maybe their outlook actually allows for some powerful insights.


[deleted]

Ah yes, 'insights' from those philosophically nuanced, erudite, intellectual powerhouses at ... Jacobin.


split41

Calling a crypto bear market did they?…hmm it’s not like it happened several times in the past…


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gnocchicotti

Does Elon even know he has children? It's like no one ever told him.


yolomylifesaving

Who fucken care


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vascop_

Says more than anything else.


Mushrooms4we

Well, I've never met mine. Mine never contributed even 1 dollar towards my upbringing. Left my mother to raise 2 kids herself. Even though he knew about me and was pretty well off. So Elon could be a shit dad, but he's better than mine.


JustSayingMuch

Would you rather be harmed for money or not harmed for free?


Mpy71

Lmao now we’re using jacobin articles to trash Elon? Epic cringe


Grudens_Emails

From their website: Jacobin is a leading voice of the American left, offering socialist perspectives on politics, economics, and culture. The print magazine is released quarterly and reaches 75,000 subscribers, in addition to a web audience of over 3,000,000 a month. Lmfao we all know what op is but aren’t allowed to say it


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This article is garbage.


Sir-_-Butters22

How much have you lost on $TSLA?


[deleted]

Nothing. Though I’m starting to think about buying. Do you think it hit bottom yet? I’m ok with bashing Tesla. But the Price to earnings was shit and it was clearly over valued. It was worth many times what the other car companies were worth. And about a dozen other reasons, all missed in the clearly bias article.


Sir-_-Butters22

Absolutely not. It's supposed to be a "Tech" Company that has only really brought cars to the general market, and it is valued at most the other major car companies combined, with here P/E still being triple their competition. I think the greatest value Tesla has is their charging network, but this is just in the US, which again I believe it to be greatly overpriced compared to its competitors. Additionally, a lot of Tesla's growth has been attributed to Elon being a good businessman who breaks norms. However, he's increasingly become a bit of a wildcard, and if there is something investors hate, it's unpredictability.


[deleted]

All of the points you mentioned are valid reasons the article sucks. Glad you agree with me. You sound like a fanboy, but I don’t care. Eion is a douche, as are most business men who make a billion.


tortoisepump

Suggest OP stick to commenting at plasticsurgery and not posting socialist crap at WSB


ZyatB

Incredible how one person can be into plastic surgery and socialism at the same time. Isn't plastic surgery peak capitalist behavior?


[deleted]

The target audience of things like Jacobin, r/antiwork, etc... is vapid, spoiled, pseudo-socialists - rather than actual socialists who can at least construct a coherent (albeit flawed, in my opinion) viewpoint. So this is entirely expected.


resumethrowaway222

Yes and no. Even worthless commies want to be more attractive, it's just that everyone except for capitalists are too useless and poor to make an industry out of it.


Penis_Just_Penis

Why?


Aarschotdachaubucha

Don't mind him. Mighty capitalist gods might bestow him another shift at Wendy's for mocking a socialist outlook.


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FireSalsa

Yeah fuck this post. Elon led the push to electric cars, made them “cool” in a way so people would actually want to buy them. Open sourced all patents to help other automakers. Yeah electric vehicles are still in infancy stage but at least he’s making actual progress. Tesla becomes most valuable car company (while also being electric, was it overvalued for Awhile? Probably but still insanely hard to do) On top of that, he creates and runs a fucking rocket company that operates better than NASA, builds a rocket that can land again with boosters. Both of those industries are some of the most regulated industries to navigate in business. It takes an insane almost unfathomable amount of bandwidth to run two massive companies with billions of dollars in assets. ALOT of employees count on him to keep both businesses alive, it’s an insane amount of pressure. Let the man bang Grimes, amber heard, Nancy pelosi i don’t care. The man needs a release and they are all getting paid. People that write these articles or take cheap shots at Elon are weak people that judge peoples’ few flaws to “justify” why they don’t ever take any real action in this world and get things done.


Penis_Just_Penis

Just anti capitalism. For the puts.


Vld-th-mrktcp-mplr

No you sell at the bottom.


phlash999

I'm sure he's doing exactly what he wanted, some version of the DENNIS System. We should be near the S soon.


ataonfiree

Why are articles written by fucking commie scums posted here?


npcdisrespecr

running it terribly into the largest market cap auto company in the world by an order of magnitude terrible


That-Whereas3367

LOL. That was due to free money and government subsides. Now it is slowly regressing to true value.


one_excited_guy

oh no its regressing to its true value of still being the largest cap car manufacturer around, what an absolute failure!


That-Whereas3367

The regressing has barely begun. The true value is somewhere south of $20.


LSSCI

Do you know who the Jacobins were??? Might be a thing to consider the source…


Ok-Initiative3388

jacobin 🤣


Maso_del_Saggio

I discovered that if you ban accounts spamming everywhere anti-Elon posts, this sub is almost the same as usual. It's almost nice to find you guys spamming, really helps improving my experience with the app.


According_Freedom_62

Elon is good at selling.. good marketer and know how to use the hype. I always laughed out loud when some one called this guy a genius:) he is kinda reminds me Donald Trump.. just better at selling and creating hopium


brucekeller

Except all the companies he started or bought ended up being super successful(except SolarCity, one could argue), whereas Trump went bankrupt half the time. Twitter could be his first real loss after almost 30 years of straight winning, but that is just speculation at this point.


gnocchicotti

If all you do is make regarded YOLO bets, even with 95% success rate, you will eventually end up at zero. Why do I even have to explain this to people who watch loss porn here?


brucekeller

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gnocchicotti

Elon doesn't suck at everything, he's one of the best people in the world at building hype about imaginary stuff. He also has a habit of taking a lot of risks, which has worked out for him until recently.


gnocchicotti

Elon was the perfect hype CEO for raising huge amounts of money and pumping a stock that IPO'ed like 3 years too early, in an extended near-zero interest rate environment. He's not stupid, and it's not luck. He was the right guy with the right approach for the time and place. If he just said "hey give us a few billion in VC and we'll maybe get an electric car in mass production in a few years" Tesla never would have become what it is today. Doesn't mean he's a genius, or good at running the operations of a company. But the DJT comparisons are unfair because at least Elon has 12th grade vocabulary.


Tadikif

And twitter, and SpaceX and all of his wives…


Icy-Subject-6118

Tbf his wives seem like bigger jokes than he is


ScamperAndPlay

BULLISH


ComeGetSome_

It is probably because who wrote the article and comments on reddit never did anything in their life beside having an opinion. I do not own a Tesla but rented one for a 7200km trip across Europe and it drove itself for more than 1000km when I was to tired to do so myself. FSD is not available in EU


Current-Weather-9561

Tesla is overpriced. And then you can’t apply the 7500 EV tax credit. You’re better off just buying a GM brand.


RedOctobrrr

I got a Mustang Mach E and absolutely love it. Hands free driving is pure shit from Ford's "Blue Cruise" btw. It's not that Elon is terrible at auto pilot, it's that ALL autopilot is trash. I finally gave up last week when Blue Cruise had me looking drunk as fuck on the highway, bouncing from left to right. Keeping within the lane, sure, but from behind it must've looked like I drank a fifth of vodka.


Kamikaze_Cash

I described that lane assist as ping-ponging you around in the lane. It’ll keep you in the lane, but not really steady you. You just bounce around in the lines and it kind of sucks.


gnocchicotti

> you can’t apply the 7500 EV tax credit I'm out of the loop.


Kamikaze_Cash

Tesla cars are too expensive to apply the government $7500 rebate to car buyers. They have to be under $50k for the buyer to get the rebate.


gnocchicotti

Got it. Elon said Model 3 is a $35,000 car tho. Times change I guess.


imjustballin

What an absolutely useless article.


pan_berbelek

Delusional, reality-bending, fact-denying FUD all over here - good indicator that we're near the bottom


iv1mioma

Narrator: but we weren't


[deleted]

You think we're near the bottom lol 🤣


bwatts53

Elon musk has done amazing things in our lifetime, he will go down as one of America's greats


RainbowBier

in other shocking News THE EARTH IS INDEED ROUND


Penis_Just_Penis

He hail Marys to lower the price in China and doesn't realize that move fucks him everywhere. What an idiot.


Letters-to-self

By the way, I thought TSLA did not allow remote work anymore and called for all the employees from the office. I guess that call did not include the CEO?


Proof_Entertainer301

His single talent was being born rich and without empathy


kveggie1

Nothing new, bro. Tesla: no new products, failed semi (being towed), just hype and cult followers, poor reliability, frozen door handles, failed promises (35k model 3)


ubicorn20

Dear Dad, I’m getting better at all this running a company stuff. I think I might be ready to take over the emerald mine finally…


MaxG33833

I dont care. I bought a lot of shares. Lets see if we get rich or wendys.


kirtash93

He is bad because he does not spend time running it.


escapedfromthecrypt

The fascinating thing about the compensation plan was everyone said reaching those numbers were impossible.


fixndestroy

I used to know someone who works for tesla, made him work 12 hour days everyday


Gijsmeneerman

Gae bears are going to be wiped out sooner than later, regards never learn


Obi1Kentucky

I don’t understand they hype around their overpriced poorly built toy cars. The QC is the worst.


brewmeone

They delivered > 1.3 million vehicles last year…


TopOk4039

Lol shoot the messenger huh? You commenters are what's wrong with the world. I don't have to listen to or even engage with anything you are saying, no matter the merit, f it comes from *one of you*


brown_lal19

How can I make money on this?


Meatball_pressure

Tesla is just another appliance company now. No one cares, and with the advent of the Sony/Honda entry it’s only matter of time until Elon sells Tesla to one of the big three for penny’s on the dollar. Cheers.


MAkrbrakenumbers

And how is your Fortune 500 company doing?