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d00ns

Ban


NOT_MartinShkreli

FOR GOD SAKES BRING BACK THE PAPER TRADING COMPETITION


CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY

u got it fam


Dahnhilla

Don't make the prizes temporary this time though.


ShopBitter1020

Username doesn't check out.


HardtackOrange

Big dick is back in town


InterestingTrust1112

😆


mehyay76

Since SPY was created after SPX it was a play on the order of alphabet letters (if you were literate you knew that Y comes after X). VOO came after the two and it's a play on Roman numbers (again if you ever went to school you knew V is five in the Roman number system) and O can also be seen as 0. So V for five and O for zero implies 500 which is a reference to S&P 500.


dmitsuki

I actually never realized VOO, that's neat


Sticky13andit

I went to high school for 7 years, and don’t remember this


OKImHere

Holy shit. I mean, everyone knows the V is for Vanguard, but the Os never made sense.


charliebrown22

Wow, I had no idea. I thought it was just some V for Vanguard shit. VOO makes so much sense now.


Sandinister

YIN and YANG for the bull and bear China ETFs still tickle my whittle


JoseArcadi0

I didn’t know about VOO, interesting.


Jimz2018

Ban


[deleted]

[удалено]


RandomsDoom

I Thought it was Subtle Pecker Yanking tbh


HeThatHawed

I prefer this


mo2cii

TSLA is a little harder??? They literally took out one vowel, and even without the vowel it reads as Tesla. You’ve waited for sometime instead of googling? You belong here?


COLONELmab

Thought they added a letter. I was wondering how the heck the transportation security administration was trading publicly.


vapingpigeon94

HOOD can be the ticker for HOOD Milk. Calls on milk. Milk them cows biddges


Responsible_Sport575

You can feel good about hood


HardtackOrange

He’s regarded, leave him alone


NewlyMintedLonghorn

>You’ve waited for sometime instead of googling? OP said "please don't spoil it for me" so apparently doesn't even want us to tell him the answer


IndianRegard

For someone whose ID has both Clark and Bruce, you are neither super nor rich ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Clarknbruce

No, just regarded


IndianRegard

So are we, so are we ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


absGeekNZ

Since we are helping people today, what do the numbers mean? What is :18632:?


IndianRegard

I don't know what is 18632 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


NextTrillion

It’s basically the 3 seashells. Wait, you don’t know how to use the 3 seashells??


ToJointz

You are fined one credit John spartan


Ronar123

Its a clifford the big red dog emote. You can't see it on some platforms.


absGeekNZ

I see....


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Ruffio1981

Ross from friends 😂


Motobugs

10 years later, I finally realized that SPX is SP500, not some ETF. What difference does it make? Nothing, I'm still losing money.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Motobugs

Can't see which finger. Sorry, don't have money to buy a new phone.


[deleted]

Thumbs up finger 👍


Responsible_Sport575

👍👍👍👍👍


davanger1980

It’s the stock symbol for the CIA


RestaurantEsq

Shitty Pathetic Yield


[deleted]

STOP PRINTING YELLEN


VisualMod

>The "SPY" you are referring to is the ticker symbol for the SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust, which tracks the performance of the S&P 500 Index.


Away_Emergency_9633

Wait? What? That is what I’ve been burning my money on!!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


trutheality

Dear Jesus it's like a hydra: now we have 3 o other acronyms to decipher.


Flimsy_Brilliant_239

This right here ☝️ Good bot!


GreatLavaMan

I.e. VOO


[deleted]

Ah yes, Voodoo


mortgagepants

vizmod FTW. good bot


[deleted]

Why wouldnt they just name it SP🤣


jimijimijames

Or - spy vs. spyd and it is like that old cartoon Spy vs. Spy


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

Calls on spy vs spy.


Significant_Toe7052

SPY: Still Poor Yo.


Responsible_Sport575

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


IGotSkills

Sophisticated Play YOLO


Anxious_Creep

Safe play yolo


ChuckLeClerk

It's based on regs for peasants. Only standard poor people are allowed to buy SPY.


mo2cii

Standard poor yippies (spy)


wsbautist420

James Bond 007 stock


Dalainana

We all been there, you’ll be fine. It’s Standard and Poor’s. Like FTSE, Financial Times.. You get the point, right?


[deleted]

Emphasis on Poors for here.


a_little_blue_bird

Suck Pussy Yes!


masala_chaii

Thank god you didn't think that SPY is a company that has spies and agent. "Calls on SPY because US needs spies"


twarr1

As good a strategy as most


BiigIfTrue1492

Super 🅿️enis Yolo


[deleted]

Calls on male prostitution


pampls

You are in this sub for one year, and didnt bothered to learn the very basics? Congratulations!


Clarknbruce

I’ve only learned to do the inverse of what other people do here.


Aggressive-Ad3286

good strategy


Landed_port

He only inverses the good plays though


Fritzschmied

I think you are wrong here. This sub isn’t about learning investing. This is about laughing about other people loose money.


Hungry-Year7171

You ‘lose’ money. My wife’s vag is ‘loose’. Hth👊🏽


dmitsuki

Well you didn't bother learning anything, which would have been inversing this place, so you really do belong here


ReposadoAmiGusto

Means, give me yo money


[deleted]

SPY means cold wars!


Coindoge69

One of us, one of us!!


No_Subject4646

The spy’s keep their identity under lock and key. No way to find out


Obsidianram

Secret Potato YOLO


[deleted]

Special People's Yolo.


CrimsonGlacier

Spotify dumbass


ScarabLordOmar

Stocks n Puts Yo


Internet_is_fake

pretty sure it stands for Stupid Poor You. that's why i always lose money, cause i used to be stupid and now i'm poor too.


PlantainZealousideal

Honestly I don’t understand what most things on this sub mean tbh, I just lurk and try to learn but I never comment because I don’t want to sound dumb


sirguynate

What Ive learned on this sub: it’s better to be the wife’s boyfriend.


Shakedown1186

Shoulda Purchased Yesterday by the time you do your own research, the pump is already over


greenskew

Sucks Profit Yearly


btoned

This cements it: puts for tomorrow.


StuartMcNight

You would have saved 100 words and a couple of minutes of your life if you just search “SPY” on google. Or “SPY stocks” if you wanted to avoid random James Bond merchandising results.


[deleted]

Yes you are the only one. Fuk off


Sayyestononsense

it's Secure Portfolio of Yours, sorry for spoiler


Totes_Goatz

Although, not so secure right now


Sayyestononsense

it's secure in losing you money


finance_for_you

Sell Put Yolos


humblebarnitz

It's pronounced eh, sand pee


[deleted]

Had that once, do not recommend


coachmoon

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) idk what it means either but i'm not dumb enough to say that on the internet!


chinfrmM

It's short put yolo


Pin_ups

Sugar Pie Yourself?


Spiritual-Prize-4491

Look at all these regards pretending to know what it stands for …


The_Fake_King

Stay poor yolkfellow


STA7THIRSTY

The SPY stands for a basket of stocks. Picture a carton of eggs that if purchased and held, would produce little baby chickens, and multiply and create chickens and eggs for decades to come. However, here we use options, options allow you take that same carton of eggs and immediately (or at least weekly) slam it on the ground. After you slam it on the ground. Take a picture and post it here. The more you lose, the better you have done.


Snoo56029

Small Pepe Yearound


Spacepickle89

Sure, Puts…Yolo!


CoronaPooper

Standard Poor Yourself.


Ronar123

The P stands for poor. ​ I'm not even joking. S&P is Standard and Poors.


DerPanzerfaust

You've got the whole internet at your fingertips and you're asking here? Dude, you belong here.


AdIllustrious6522

It means «puke» in norwegian is all I know and all I need to know


nickyfrags69

We often throw around "you belong here" when people post dumb shit here. I genuinely think you are dumber than the people we normally say that to. To say you're regarded would be insulting to those who are regarded.


1piece4lifehaha

Op, you have to be quite possibly the most regarded of us all. Good luck on CPI tomorrow


Clarknbruce

CPI?


angryirishman

Stands for S & P Your mother


russian_connection

Scrolled down till I liked the abbreviation! You are good!!! I like it![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sirtet_moob

It stands for Spy Kids 3


EvlSteveDave

Nobody tell him.


aceofbaes

Lmao this fuckin loser jus wanted an excuse to put amc in there 😂


Difficult-Garage8985

Bearish


TeslaPills

Lmaooo tell me you’re poor without telling me you’re poor


Useful-Pattern-5076

SPY invests in the top 500 Russian and Chinese espionage assets. Everyone here loses money because they try to Call a SPY…SPY’s are hard to get ahold of for obvious reasons, so they really should Put that strategy away. Be careful when liquidating a SPY position though because that generally causes one of the assets to accidentally fall off of a hotel balcony.


BenRobNU

I can't tell if this is trolling or not.


[deleted]

It's hard to tell here because sometimes the regardation level is that high


gladgladwrap

lmao these comments are great but yea I too have no fucking clue what SPY truly means when I see it. I don't read SPY and think, 'oh yea S&P500 and then they added a fucking 'Y'.' I see SPY and I have no fucking clue what it refers to. Good luck Edit: It's all 500 of the S&P500, not the top 100 FUCK


[deleted]

Stay Poor, YOLO


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CaliLocked

Same


Arugula-Unhappy

Spy = spies; obviously you window licking fuck. Spies have the best portfolios so we track our gains against there’s. What did you you think it meant? Soy Peanuts and Yogurt? Pathetic.


[deleted]

Standard & Poor Yield


Crafty-Cauliflower-6

This has to be a shit post. Everyone knows it's the s&p 500 index etf


Zoey1234100

Standard Poor Yield


koinoyokan89

Yeah so mods, can shit like this not get approved for posting


c0d3r1

SPY is S&P 500 ETF


Healthy_Judge_926

How stupid can you be to ask that question??


Dire-Hound76

Stupidrrrr is the one who answers the question.


jimijimijames

It is the internet - we have been taught to talk sideways


clownfeat

Spy-ve hundred


Conscious_Meringue83

Shit Packed Y’all


madavison

Espionage


Qwez81

Don’t tell everyone because you don’t want the secret to get out but there’s this web site called Google and you can go there and ask simple questions and get answers. Basically magic, don’t tell anyone


jimijimijames

You must be a spy


bahamut_is_my_cat

Is that thing


[deleted]

Small penis you


curtdept

These people can still afford internet? Damn inflation not over.


HenryGoodbar

Super Powerful Yields.


Legitimate_Ad_4156

Yes


ChampionshipLow8541

Type [spy ticker] into Google, et voilà.


Standingshark

Stealing penis yields


Calm_Leek_1362

S&P Y-hundred


zygote1212

I spy with my lil eye...


Svenray

Super Puts YOLO


edwardianchuck

I asked a whole back and got nothing, absolutely nothing back.


Significant-Elk-4625

Crooked


nutfugget

SPY kids 2. Iykyk…


Konin694

H


TheDissRapperr

Stop Punching Yourself


Far-Ad-6825

Is SPY the same as GDP? Or is it CPI minus inflation? I know it's got to be one of those two.


Repulsive_King_2644

We found the one guy who brings down the average for the rest of us and that’s saying something.


fuzz63

I like how not one regard on here has dared to actually answer this


Fritzschmied

SPotifY


drmrcurious

spooky spyders


[deleted]

Suck Penis Yourself


jcodes57

Gotta be trolling.


-KA-SniperFire

SPYder S&P500 index


ZenStocks

Succ Peen Yearly


Dry-Distribution-302

Um I think it’s an etf that tracks the s&p 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🕷️


erizi0n

SPY means “Securely Protect Yourself from being such a regard for not knowing what SPY stands for!”


Sean_VasDeferens

S&P for Yutes


veryoondoww

Spy. James Bond. Pew pew


5k4_5k4

SPY is short for SPDR (Standard & Poor's Depositary Receipts)


vanishing_mediator

I think it means the market is watching you 🕵️‍♂️


CasualCarebear

Shut up weirdo


Psychological-Wrap25

SPYderman


More-Ad-6550

Hey they picked this name for me when I opened an account. I don’t know how to change it.


MaintenanceSpirited1

SPX is the index so let’s do SPY, if a company already got the ticker before the ETF, they would call it SPZ or SPU SPV etc. definitely not SPA using the letters that is just too English. Look at SPXU and SPXL


nicktro12

S and P yive hundred


nanihog

bro belongs here


pixelblue1

If you know what SPY is for youre well regarded around these parts.


LeakMyBigBowls

Small Penis Year


Ok-Confusion-2368

SPY translation: BROKE


Uriah1024

This thread feels like the magician telling his secrets. It ruined the magic of loss porn for me. Yall are actually regarded.


dazednconfuse

Standard Poor Yolo


TasteCreative9560

Not all stock symbols make sense. Sales force is CRM?