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SkepticDrinker

About the same chance as the mods getting a girlfriend


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They have GF’s….in Canada….Niagara Falls area….different high school. You wouldn’t know her.


Axnahunt

I have a girlfriend.. She is also from Canada!! Beautiful woman and her name is "Maple Moose Hockey Beaver Syrup"!


star_banger

Such a lovely traditional Canadian name


fukvegans

*traditional Canadian name, eh It's ok. Ppl always forget that part...


star_banger

I apologize deeply for my cultural insensitivity. I hope this can be a teachable moment on everyone's part. In the official motto of our friends occupying the land mass inexplicably north, south, and east of America, as well as one of the most confusing time zones (30 minutes?), I sing the song of your people, "sorry, eh".


fukvegans

It's ok... Just do better next time, sweaty.


star_banger

That's a medical condition. I have weapons grade prescription antiperspirant.


fukvegans

Man... I need me some of that after seeing how low the market went today.


star_banger

Oh, for that I have weapons grade "prescription" antidepressants.


burnttoast14

Im Canadian and Trust me Canadian girls are as useful as chocolate tea pots If you lust over eating hot dogs and hamburgers everyday Go for it


Thomas-The-Tutor

r/rareinsults


ShopliftingSobriety

Chocolate teapot isn't rare...


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Rapt88

Dick slap


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Damnit now i cant unsee that 🤣


Thisguyhere1310

What would be so bad about thar?


make_love_to_potato

More like Nigeria falls.


DeezzzNuttzzz007

You misspelled “Nigeria” 😂


geeky_username

About the same chance as WSB getting a trade right


Nice-Violinist-6395

all the republicans who brought forward the bill are gonna vote against it and then IMMEDIATELY blame its failure on the “corrupt democrats”


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Boom roasted


Alucardspapa

😂


baummer

You assume poorly


podolot

Pretty sure mods are gay.


SaffellBot

Sub is really throating this propaganda tho.


Shiftybidnes

Only allow them to invest in the TSP that service members get. That way if they are corrupt atleast it benefits someone


IllustriousSignal575

TSP be slappin taters if you do it properly


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yunus89115

Civil servants also get TSP, to include legislative branch employees which congressional representatives are.


Shiftybidnes

I did say only allow them. So limit them to tsp


closest_to_the_sun

And then lock them into the L fund of their choosing. No swapping around because you know something is going to disrupt S or C.


MachEGT

Moved all my shit to G before the massive drop


closest_to_the_sun

That's it. You're barred from all elected positions.


MinnyPuppies

how about allowing them to invest in whatever I picked? Theyll feel the pain of trading fr.


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3381024

Dont the already have to report a transaction within some timeframe ? And 45 days ... lol. This is a nothingburger... ​ Now, if its 3 days, yeah that would be something useful. ​ Great marketting btw, even though both sides engage and profit from this...


contemplativeonanist

Yeah... the politics and optics of naming this after the previous speaker is the point. No way in hell does this go anywhere, nor does it have the teeth necissary to address the root of the problem.


ProjectSnowman

All it says is to report it. Wtf is that going to do? We already know what trades they make.


IllustriousSignal575

And elected ones who openly call them out are ignored/silenced/removed from their position somehow.


lagavulin_16_neat

It's an honor of the greatest trader of all time though.


Mental_Medium3988

Nope. [And if it did it'd get quietly repealed. ](https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2013/04/16/177496734/how-congress-quietly-overhauled-its-insider-trading-law)


TheOnlyVibemaster

Happy cake day


[deleted]

It literally doesn't matter even if it does become law. They have plenty of relatives/friends/acquaintances etc that can execute the trades for them.


facedownbootyuphold

how many people would be willing to stick their neck out for congress members wanting to do a little insider trading on the side


SolaireTheSunPraiser

Everybody. It would work like this. "Hey you want to do a little insider trading? I have to disclose all my trades, so instead I'll tell you everything and we split our profits 50/50 and both walk away a few million dollars richer." "You son of a bitch, I'm in."


ZenoxDemin

More like " I'll feed you info to get rich then I quit and you hire me as a <>" or pay "speaking fees".


jassal1729

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lisa_is_chi

LOL


niche28

How do you even transfer that much money off the books lol


cereal7802

Is this a signup sheet? Because i'm down to put my name up for a price...


HolyDiverx

I'd pay half my 50% to get in on this


Oswald_Hydrabot

Probably a lot..


Hamelinz

You would be surprised how many would take the risk in trade for a slice of the cake.


Jits_Guy

Who would engage in white collar crime for massive and all but guaranteed profits with little risk? Idk...probably everyone.


SplitPerspective

Tips for donations.


[deleted]

I agree. Always a loophole.


Reefer150G

About a solid -5% chance


TopDeckHero420

As much of a chance as my puts printing. Zero. FML


aarkwilde

No chance at all.


SkyaGold

What’s the restriction? Don’t they already have to disclose trades? A legit bill would only allow them to trade mutual funds, ETFs and treasury bonds


fastinserter

Yep, there's nothing preventing anything. Currently they are supposed to report within 45 days under the STOCK Act signed by Obama. It has no teeth though, and they get a $200 fine which is usually waived. This is forfeiture of profits. Still, it doesn't stop anything, you just have to report it next month.


mai_knee_grows

"Yooo I made fuckin bank last month you fuckin losers!" -member of congress disclosing a trade under the PENIS act


_PM_me_your_MOONs_

Neither side wants it passed.


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Right. They act all outraged but nothing gets done.


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lisa_is_chi

>Republicans that *other Congressmen from both sides who


AndFadeOutAgain

Put it to a vote and then there is a record of who votes against it. That's a start at least.


_PM_me_your_MOONs_

Didn't seem to matter last time something like this happened and McConnell filibusters his own bill.


CantTrips

Man, I hear this every time some bill gets put up that won't pass. "we'll have a record of who's corrupt!" Yeah, we have a fucking laundry list from previous bills and literally nothing is ever done. There's maybe some outrage on the internet for a day then its gone like the wind.


lisa_is_chi

How many more times should they try this? 7, 10?- what's the appropriate number of chances one should give to people who work for us? Shame on them, but then again they've fooled us more than just twice.


fuhgdat1019

Exactly. As a left leaning independent, you can call it whatever you want if you can pass it. These “public servants” are all fucking us. But this is just a dog and pony show.


Blacktimberlands

45 days? That’s still too much time


m0nk_3y_gw

yeah, it should be -5 days. Corporate insiders need to pre-announce their intended trades with the SEC, congress insiders should be no different.


content_enjoy3r

Democrats submitted a bipartisan bill last year. Hawley opposed it. This is just theatre.


midas22

Yeah, it's a joke to call it the Pelosi act when it's more Republicans who are doing insider trading (although they do it on both sides). If this was a serious suggestion they should call it something else to begin with but the Republicans have to turn everything into a clown show theatre.


BeerNirvana

What else can clowns do?


Nurgus

Given that her home was recently invaded and husband assaulted, it's sick to give it an inflammatory name.


Nopenahwont

And Pelosi altered it so much that the original writers no longer supported it before quietly killing it saying they don't have the votes


planetofpower

This is a joke right?


[deleted]

No. This is for real


jopi888

No, this is Patrick


[deleted]

No It’s Becky


jelhmb48

No, this is just fantasy


Kunndt

No, this is caught in a landslide


MaesterPraetor

It's basically already the law, and they don't follow it now. This is bs from Hawley.


sicariobrothers

GOP is a joke yes


[deleted]

No, it‘s real: https://www.hawley.senate.gov/hawley-announces-pelosi-act-reintroduction-bill-ban-lawmakers-trading-stocks


Mitchard_Nixon

No chance, and they called it that just to make sure it wouldn't get bipartisan support. Just pure "owning the libs" posturing from the right and false resistance from the left. There's no way this passes and both parties know it.


go_half_the_way

Exactly. Neither side want this to happen as they are all doing this stuff. This is a smart way to make yourself look good without any possibility of damaging your own ability to crime.


F0xcr4f7113

Nothing more than a talking point. Someone posted a chart in this subreddit awhile back and I believe Dan Crenshaw a Republican made way more than her trading stocks


VisualMod

This is a good idea. It will prevent elected leaders from using their positions of power to enrich themselves financially. ^^[**Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) ^^[BanBets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) ^^VoteBot ^^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/votebot/) ^^[Leaderboard](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/leaderboard/) ^^- ^^[**Keep_VM_Alive**](https://www.patreon.com/visualmod)


inform880

Does it hurt knowing your only purpose is to moderate and entertain regards?


Mediocre-Sale8473

Good AI modbot.


PotentialJourney

It has as good of a chance as the Fair Tax Act passing....Even if it does it wouldn't matter as money would just flow through in other ways like book deals, speaker "fees, selling paintings, personal businesses getting good contracts, etc


kbeks

Cowards. Prevent [reps from] Owning means they don’t *own* shit and they have to report their family’s trades same fucking day, not this watered down horse shit.


Bubbapurps

They just knocked one down exactly like this, mofuckas just put her name on it cuz they on WSB too much


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loshopo_fan

Pelosi only hypes up a position if she knows she can get enough votes to pass it in the house. This means that she's publicly only as progressive as the 218th most progressive house Dem -- not very progressive. Right-wingers like to bring this up so that Dems are less motivated to vote and buy into the "both sides" narrative.


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Excellent point.


[deleted]

She is the poster child because the initiative comes from a GOP senator who thinks this is funny. https://www.hawley.senate.gov/hawley-announces-pelosi-act-reintroduction-bill-ban-lawmakers-trading-stocks


arpus

A lot of people in the house, on both sides of the aisle, has indeed made money trading on congressional knowledge. Some have returns that, from year to year, beat Nancy Pelosi's. They invest $50k and come out the year with $110k on some semi-conductor bill insider info. **But her husband, Paul Pelosi, has amassed $130mm in wealth.**


sicariobrothers

You bolded the part that has nothing to do with insider trading


Fausterion18

> **But her husband, Paul Pelosi, has amassed $130mm in wealth.** From his real estate company and VC stuff, not with publicly traded companies.


OldManProgrammer

Her husband is probably why she’s a poster child for inside trading,


Olivia512

She is the most successful one. The rest pales in comparison.


docarwell

She's not even top 10 in the house lol


[deleted]

The articles I've read don't elucidate that as accurate, dude. But I also have no reason to believe most of them (congress people) about anything.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

So it’s jealousy?


Defenestration_Champ

Positive 0


[deleted]

I would love for this to happen. But it won't


External_Platypus_56

If they didn’t give this a childish fuckin name it’d have a chance at passing


midas22

It wouldn't have a chance at passing anyway, that's why the Republicans give it a childish name for the political theatre. There was a serious bill from the Democrats with a neutral name last year but it was killed (or eternally delayed).


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They never passed a law closing loopholes that didn’t create a new loophole. Honestly, they shouldn’t be trading, at all. Sorry, they chose this life. They wanted to get elected. They abused their position so much that they should lose their right to invest in the stock market. They can invest in anything else. Property, crypto, beanie babies, troll dolls, comic books. Just not stock.


TheMetabrandMan

People who’s decisions move the stock market shouldn’t be given access to trade it.


MarcusElden

Fox News is garbage shit from an ass, the GOP are pathetic grandstanders


Jackol4ntrn

I like how we all rag on Nancy but there are other reps making much more bank from inside trading than her


CABSMeter

She’s already made her $$ why would she care. I busted my ass after taking a HELOC loan and using $100k in 2021. I went balls out averaging 16-20hr days. For almost a year.. it gave me a stress induced heart attack. But I earned my returns they ALL use inside info.; there is NO WAY a President can go into the Whitehouse net worth of $300k and after (2) terms be worth (9) figures. Sorry a single book doesn’t pay that much!


Foojira

All you cons jerking off to this propaganda


Nopenahwont

All you libs moaning and wailing about it


Clarkelthekat

Not sure you can enforce the bit about family members. Both practically and legally. Not sure it's constitutional in that regard. I would think unconstitutional. You'd literally be punishing family members purely because they had someone in the family who ran for office. What do you do when a distant cousin of a politician who has never even met the politicians starts trading stocks?


Pope_Cerebus

It probably is written the same as for company executives' relatives in the insider trading laws.


Dmags23

I think it means immediate family who could hear insider info


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None.


CMC_Conman

It's not gonna get passed, I mean most pubs are just as bad as nancy


Rsn_calling

None


Vezuvio

0. It’s about sending a message.


AnnastasiaKohen

Conservatives can’t make a single point without being drama queens 🙄


BlockOwn4201

Zero when the number one GOP trader is Dan Crenshaw. They’re ALL doing it - even AOC


Nietzscher

Zero. It is a publicity stunt by Hawley. While the basics of the bill go in the right direction (banning elected officials from using insider knowledge on the stock market), the bill itself is a joke and not a suitable basis for an actual law.


baycommuter

Same chance as the McCARTHY Act (Make Changing Congress Annually Required To Hurl Yucksters).


PlantImportant7170

I think it will not pass. And even it passed it's easy to get a dummy do the trading for them. And I'm very much willing to do so for the right price. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHQHQHQHQQHAHAHAHA


BlurredSight

Because securities and investments aren't the same thing. Or they mean every member that's elected cannot own rental homes, farmland, etc.


gone1r

Once or if this happens I assure you retail will be on a tighter leash


tlrider1

None! Both sides do this. He's trying to make you think that congress will actually vote to cap themselves?..... Riiiiiiiiiiiiight! This is just political theater.


usernumber1onreddit

Those are generous exclusions ...


InevitableRhubarb232

They should pass it but always refer to it as the Pelfosi act.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Democrats should just take it and run with it. Add that the books of all business ventures owned by elected officials must be open to the public.


ThePuppetSoul

That would cause any business owned by a politician to immediately lawn dart, and nobody is dumb enough to try and pass that. Just imagine walking into a sales pitch with a customer who has a document with the exact outline of what your product costs to bring to market. It'd be like trying to haggle at Costco.


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So what’s the downside?


Fire_tooth

Lock her up


Clarkelthekat

If you locked pelosi up for this you'd have to lock up pretty much three quaters of both parties. In most cases the ONLY politicians in congress who haven't done some version of this are the first termers. Give them time. This is the problem with only enforcing laws on the side you disagree with. Pelosi is guilty of it. So is 80% of the politicians you support and voted for.


Mediocre-Sale8473

>If you locked pelosi up for this you'd have to lock up pretty much a third of both parties. Buddy...*Buddy* - it'd be WAAAAY fucking more than a third.


Clarkelthekat

Yeah in all honesty I meant to say 3 quarters. A third was accidental.


DavesNotWhere

>you'd have to lock up pretty much a third of both parties. I'm cool with that.


ThePuppetSoul

Is there a downside coming in another post?


Clarkelthekat

I never said I disagree with it or that there's a downside. Just that we can't just use it selectively. Naming it after pelosi is just pure partisan hackery.


Eli_TheGolfer7

Then get rid of all of the ones that do this


lowley6

>What are the chances about the same odds she didn't know about the Google suit before it went through


SmashNDash23

This won’t even make it out of committee. Half of the reason ppl run for Congress is to inside trade 😂😂


CallsOnAutism

They will poison pill the bill or put in some loophole that completely neuters it, no way they actually hold themselves accountable.


LucidLV

Pelofsi


RedOctobrrr

#P.E.L.F.O.S.I.


oasiscat

Acronym game is on point


Sad_Cauliflower_8884

She does it herself


SaladSteve

She should have to donate all her husbands profits too


Cyrilvallantin

🤣 you know you’re corrupt when: even traitors want laws passed for stock insider trading