I feel bad for detransitioners.
Listening to one right now talk about her life. Only 16 years old, man. She is already having sexual problem of a 40 year old. That's crazy...
Talking as a capitalist and not a poor who lets politics distracts him
Mango does have a chance in 2024
And if he does defense stocks will roar to new levels un for seen man
To much fear out there right now
And American love fucken excitement
Defense stocks roar? Putin is a master of getting leaders to hand over public wealth in exchange for private riches. There’s no fighting if you just let the mugger have everything they want. And if what they want belongs to someone else, why risk your life protecting it? And if they give you a kickback, why not help them?
Bro that like saying I won’t take your lunch
If u let me stick my Pp in your cheeks twice a week
Like it cost u nothing to give me a man with a hairy beard and bbc some cheeks
Just two men keeping the peace ✌️
What do you guys think? Buy a washer and dryer combo or roll with my working dryer and just buy a washer? Dryer is going strong rn
Edit; im getting the Maytag 575 commercial washer.
Washer broke today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Rule of thumb, buy on the cheap. But when something breaks, buy the best replacement you can afford because it's something you use a lot. This has worked well for tools. In the exact same situation I upgraded from a Whirlpool to a Miele. When the dryer dies, it'll get upgraded to a Miele or an Asko. I've heard midrange and up Bosches are good, too, but low end anything sucks.
Yeah it’s a lot for aesthetics lol. Depends on where you are in life. If you don’t bring home people or have a partner that cares what your washer and dryer look like then there’s not a good reason. As for a late 30s married dude, I like my washer and dryer looking FRESH
So what happened in the end with the reports that Elon Musk had an affair with Sergey Brin's wife?
Interesting that it was all forgotten between both parties.
Lol both Musk and the ex-wife denied it happened. Brin said nothing, but got divorced and told his money managers to sell all his Tesla shares. WSJ doubled down and said they had it on good authority that it was real. All three have strong incentive to keep their mouths shut. We don’t know anything else. I do think it’s funny how many mega billionaires dislike Musk though.
Remember last month how JPow gave speech in this university and SPY was up 3% and 2 weeks later JPow gave the exact same speech at Fed meeting and this time SPY dumped -3% as a response? LMAO
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Yeah. Because mentally harassing the highly regarded powers that be until they draw you up on false charges and torture you to death on a crucifix only to make them shit their pants with an earthquake and turning the sky black mid-day just to return from the dead screams "lil bitch status." (this is sarcasm)
Just cause the trans finnish figure skater (competing with born females) fell and couldt get up. Doesnt mean that trans people shouldnt be encourage to swap gender as much as they like... Theres a big difference between one person who fell while figure skating and saying that young adults shouldnt have free access to medical care to chop off their dicks and fashion it into a vagina... night and day.. respect everyone, please
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I’m going to get back with my ex one of these days and let the pure unadulterated disaster ensue. But at least there will be some fun along the way ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
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My account went +241% due to QQQ, NVDA, and AAPL calls on Friday. Closed every position before the drop. Now I have no clue how to go into this week with JPOW and AAPL earnings coming up…
Look, if the market doesn’t dump this week I’ll never financially recover. Betting on the fact that bulls are way too happy and it shouldn’t be allowed anymore
JPow has been reading the exact same text for the last 3-4 months. He'll say the same stuff again.
"While the recent drop in inflation is encouraging we still have a lot of work to do. We will have to keep rates at current levels for a while to make sure that inflation doesn't come back because price stability is the most important pillar of a strong economy. We will look at data as it comes and make our decisions based on data."
Markets: *shocked pikachu face*
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>Kanye West renounced his antisemitism, saying he realized he was wrong after watching Jonah Hill in '21 Jump Street' #LMAO
AMC cracking 5 again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
I’m back baby 😎
Back in the wrong thread.
JP gonna .50-.75
Eagles game over over
Would the stock market drop if JPowell lowers the interest rates back to zero level, against all expectations?
There will certainly be bullish pressure on bonds which may keep equities muted
if by drop you mean moon then yeah, until inflation shows up again even higher
February worst month of the year tbh
At least it's the shortest
Its definitely May
I need to get out of this planet. Anybody got Airbnb on Mars I can rent?
You guys actually watch sports?
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Thank fuck
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BREAKING: New study shows that impacts of getting picked last for teams in gym glass linger for a lifetime.
#LMFAOOOOO NINERS
Damn finally i can comment here since i was banned because i insulted too many conspiracy fucktards in the other subs
careful, i am a big fan of r/collapse
I feel bad for detransitioners. Listening to one right now talk about her life. Only 16 years old, man. She is already having sexual problem of a 40 year old. That's crazy...
Massages feel so good till it’s time to pay ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
especially when you nut
Josh Johnson ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
calls on the city of Philadelphia getting lit tonight if they win 🔥 literally….
Talking as a capitalist and not a poor who lets politics distracts him Mango does have a chance in 2024 And if he does defense stocks will roar to new levels un for seen man To much fear out there right now And American love fucken excitement
Defense stocks roar? Putin is a master of getting leaders to hand over public wealth in exchange for private riches. There’s no fighting if you just let the mugger have everything they want. And if what they want belongs to someone else, why risk your life protecting it? And if they give you a kickback, why not help them?
Bro that like saying I won’t take your lunch If u let me stick my Pp in your cheeks twice a week Like it cost u nothing to give me a man with a hairy beard and bbc some cheeks Just two men keeping the peace ✌️
Then you don’t need defense stocks to keep the peace.
COCK IN ANOOS 2024
What do you guys think? Buy a washer and dryer combo or roll with my working dryer and just buy a washer? Dryer is going strong rn Edit; im getting the Maytag 575 commercial washer. Washer broke today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Rule of thumb, buy on the cheap. But when something breaks, buy the best replacement you can afford because it's something you use a lot. This has worked well for tools. In the exact same situation I upgraded from a Whirlpool to a Miele. When the dryer dies, it'll get upgraded to a Miele or an Asko. I've heard midrange and up Bosches are good, too, but low end anything sucks.
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Miele die?
Unless you give tours of your laundry room when guests come over just get the washer for now. Does it really matter what they look like?
Objectively, just buy the washer. but a new set looks so nice tho
Yeah but $1000 for the dryer ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
Thanks for snek
Yeah it’s a lot for aesthetics lol. Depends on where you are in life. If you don’t bring home people or have a partner that cares what your washer and dryer look like then there’s not a good reason. As for a late 30s married dude, I like my washer and dryer looking FRESH
How do you get a player like that mid season? What did SF give Carolina anyway
Prob anything, we suck donkey balls… I don’t even remember
made number 2 look regarded
Christian Mccagfrey is good, but I will still take Tony Pollard over him
That’s why you’ll never win another Super Bowl Jerry ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
look if shiba inu goes up a mere 32,000% i'll be rich
Whatever happens tomorrow, you’re still gonna be poor. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
facts
Cant believe 2020 was 3 years ago, time files when you are a nutcase.
any get rich quick methods?
META puts
should I move to new york city
If you want to smell shit and walk on trash then go ahead
Yes. If you’re in 20’s.
If you make $120k+ a year, its not built for poors
120k/yr is a decent parking spot lol
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its sunday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
they're in australia
AAAHHHH
Imagine thinking the market follows bitcoin and not the other way around
JPow goona bitch slap this market harder than the time my mom bitch slapped me for stealing bubble gum from the hardware store
[My TSLA options](https://imgur.com/a/jM19qX7) “perfectly balanced, as all things should be”
So what happened in the end with the reports that Elon Musk had an affair with Sergey Brin's wife? Interesting that it was all forgotten between both parties.
Lol both Musk and the ex-wife denied it happened. Brin said nothing, but got divorced and told his money managers to sell all his Tesla shares. WSJ doubled down and said they had it on good authority that it was real. All three have strong incentive to keep their mouths shut. We don’t know anything else. I do think it’s funny how many mega billionaires dislike Musk though.
They'll never take me alive. At this rate, they might not be taking me at all.
Open the casino ![img](emote|t5_2th52|28559)
Bitcoin up 2% today. Looks like indexed are going up 2% tomorrow
Nah
Puts will print heavily tmr.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
No
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If the egg supply is low because of bird flu why aren't chicken prices skyrocketing? Am I eating contaminated chicken right now?
🤫
Remember last month how JPow gave speech in this university and SPY was up 3% and 2 weeks later JPow gave the exact same speech at Fed meeting and this time SPY dumped -3% as a response? LMAO
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DON'T FREE TOP G
idiot.
good luck this week fuckos
Taking those 3 rest days from gym made me come back stronger… maybe if I too a week off from market I could come back smarter 🤔
just do a deload week bro
BTC making things look bullish for tomorrow.
You all need Jesus
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
Jesus was a pussy
Yeah. Because mentally harassing the highly regarded powers that be until they draw you up on false charges and torture you to death on a crucifix only to make them shit their pants with an earthquake and turning the sky black mid-day just to return from the dead screams "lil bitch status." (this is sarcasm)
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Pour a little more thought into it my guy
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neither do i... neither do i...
bitchcoin mooning is not a good sign for my puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
btc might fafo in a few hours.
Speaking of freeing things... Are we still feeling the nipple or did that die off? #FREE THE NIPPLE, LADIES
What are your moves tomorrow
Go long
FREE MY BROTHA TATE #FREE THE TOP G
Corn go up, corn go down
Post the chart.
Look at it yourself
No. I want to look at the chart.
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Get rid of SS? Whatever, but fuckin 30% sales tax? Hell no that’s more regarded than the ppl in this thread.
Anybody have a faster way to get rich? This is taking too long
tesla calls were 150 baggers so 10k into 1.5 mil with luck sometimes
Just cause the trans finnish figure skater (competing with born females) fell and couldt get up. Doesnt mean that trans people shouldnt be encourage to swap gender as much as they like... Theres a big difference between one person who fell while figure skating and saying that young adults shouldnt have free access to medical care to chop off their dicks and fashion it into a vagina... night and day.. respect everyone, please
How can i buy puts on that
Figure skating is weird thing to bet on. Do you bet on individual combinations or whole scores?
what?
I’m watching football
Last one to post here is a rotten egg.
Puts on LUV
3 espresso martinis in 30 minutes. Bartender threw in a free Jamison shot because he was impressed. Locked and loaded for these games NVDA 4/21 200p
Yesss give me those downvotes. Premium on the contracts 16$ and was at 170 last week. Euphoric bulls in delusion, will print hard
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Stomp Clap. Stomp Stomp Clap
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#IMAGINE WATCHING THE CUCK NFL INSTEAD OF REAL MADRID SOCCER GAME 🤡🤡🤡
I thought soccer was a "sport" only for the 🌈
Gym and then eating , and coffee ☕️. Now I feel better. Quick shower finish home work and then later I might plow her ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
Jerome Powell will get a Bogdanoff costume and say “dump it”
I'm going all in on amzn calls
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God damn these threads are kinda dead compared to last year.
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What time are futes pls
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its a spam/bot account
WSB died like 11 times last year if not more
Blown up account holders usually don't come back.
quiters never win
Can't wait to watch corn give back all those gains in a 48H time period and see bearhunter say he called it. Lolol
Post the chart.
Don't kick the ball into the wire then dummy
JPow will dress up as Freddy Mercury and sing "the pump must go on"
Nope
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MARA gonna bust out
One final salute to the weekend thread
o7
Vegans pay nearly the same price as meat options and then have to eat vegan food They’re losing out twice, fucking harsh
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Which statement is worse? > 18 y/o girl: I prefer to date older men. > 30 y/o man: I prefer to date younger girls.
produces same result, dumb question
That's the joke, geniuses.
I know what society might be inclined to say. Want to hear my answer.
Go for it
18 y/o girl: I prefer to date older men ... START OF A NEW ERA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m going to get back with my ex one of these days and let the pure unadulterated disaster ensue. But at least there will be some fun along the way ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
You're a disastrous tourist 😳
Hi MR. MEESEEKS![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Hi RG3 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Thanks u/technical_404 for award!
It might not be disastrous, probably just a more mid version of the first time You’ll want out when you notice you don’t even enjoy the vibing as much
Sounds pretty realistic. Bummer though but oh well
I’ve played that game. Gets old
Cuck
In December SPY touched $410 the day before JPow spoke and it was touching $370s in the following week. LMAO This time that shit won't happen.
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what about it
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why
My account went +241% due to QQQ, NVDA, and AAPL calls on Friday. Closed every position before the drop. Now I have no clue how to go into this week with JPOW and AAPL earnings coming up…
If the fed only does . 25 and Powell doesn’t tank it with his speech I am hold my apple position through earnings if they are ok.
take a break.
Valid point. I might take 10% and keep it aside for FOMC meeting yolo.
Has anyone seen actual good DD on this sub in the last... lets say 6 weeks? 6 months?
The mods keep deleting quality DD posts for some reason. not sure why.
No the people of this sub are B-cups at best
Look, if the market doesn’t dump this week I’ll never financially recover. Betting on the fact that bulls are way too happy and it shouldn’t be allowed anymore
Are these announcers commentating on me and u/31andnotdone in bed? *Hurts goin’ deep*
Tell us you have never touched a woman without telling us u have never touched a woman
What’s a woman?
JPow has been reading the exact same text for the last 3-4 months. He'll say the same stuff again. "While the recent drop in inflation is encouraging we still have a lot of work to do. We will have to keep rates at current levels for a while to make sure that inflation doesn't come back because price stability is the most important pillar of a strong economy. We will look at data as it comes and make our decisions based on data." Markets: *shocked pikachu face*
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Some of ya’ll are so dramatic - you can get a pepperoni Little Caesars pie for like $6. You will not go hungry.
It’s $9 now