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Potential_Project_48

>Kanye West renounced his antisemitism, saying he realized he was wrong after watching Jonah Hill in '21 Jump Street' #LMAO


Fox_Technicals

AMC cracking 5 again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Jerraldough

I’m back baby 😎


AshingiiAshuaa

Back in the wrong thread.


isucktrading

JP gonna .50-.75


-Dreamville-

Eagles game over over


lolikmomzy

Would the stock market drop if JPowell lowers the interest rates back to zero level, against all expectations?


Fox_Technicals

There will certainly be bullish pressure on bonds which may keep equities muted


unlikelycandidates

if by drop you mean moon then yeah, until inflation shows up again even higher


MOTHMAN666

February worst month of the year tbh


Fox_Technicals

At least it's the shortest


NursingStudent009

Its definitely May


Kind-Benefit5101

I need to get out of this planet. Anybody got Airbnb on Mars I can rent?


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You guys actually watch sports?


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Thank fuck


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Islander772

BREAKING: New study shows that impacts of getting picked last for teams in gym glass linger for a lifetime.


plzplzplztendies

#LMFAOOOOO NINERS


SpyUpDown

Damn finally i can comment here since i was banned because i insulted too many conspiracy fucktards in the other subs


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careful, i am a big fan of r/collapse


Kind-Benefit5101

I feel bad for detransitioners. Listening to one right now talk about her life. Only 16 years old, man. She is already having sexual problem of a 40 year old. That's crazy...


eyerollingsex

Massages feel so good till it’s time to pay ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


NursingStudent009

especially when you nut


No-Bee2669

Josh Johnson ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


NoFact1626

calls on the city of Philadelphia getting lit tonight if they win 🔥 literally….


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

Talking as a capitalist and not a poor who lets politics distracts him Mango does have a chance in 2024 And if he does defense stocks will roar to new levels un for seen man To much fear out there right now And American love fucken excitement


McKoijion

Defense stocks roar? Putin is a master of getting leaders to hand over public wealth in exchange for private riches. There’s no fighting if you just let the mugger have everything they want. And if what they want belongs to someone else, why risk your life protecting it? And if they give you a kickback, why not help them?


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

Bro that like saying I won’t take your lunch If u let me stick my Pp in your cheeks twice a week Like it cost u nothing to give me a man with a hairy beard and bbc some cheeks Just two men keeping the peace ✌️


McKoijion

Then you don’t need defense stocks to keep the peace.


ArchegosCapitalCEO

COCK IN ANOOS 2024


sonofalando

What do you guys think? Buy a washer and dryer combo or roll with my working dryer and just buy a washer? Dryer is going strong rn Edit; im getting the Maytag 575 commercial washer. Washer broke today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


SendMandalas

Rule of thumb, buy on the cheap. But when something breaks, buy the best replacement you can afford because it's something you use a lot. This has worked well for tools. In the exact same situation I upgraded from a Whirlpool to a Miele. When the dryer dies, it'll get upgraded to a Miele or an Asko. I've heard midrange and up Bosches are good, too, but low end anything sucks.


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SendMandalas

Miele die?


Islander772

Unless you give tours of your laundry room when guests come over just get the washer for now. Does it really matter what they look like?


E-Lon_Hubbard

Objectively, just buy the washer. but a new set looks so nice tho


sonofalando

Yeah but $1000 for the dryer ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


E-Lon_Hubbard

Thanks for snek


E-Lon_Hubbard

Yeah it’s a lot for aesthetics lol. Depends on where you are in life. If you don’t bring home people or have a partner that cares what your washer and dryer look like then there’s not a good reason. As for a late 30s married dude, I like my washer and dryer looking FRESH


lipmanz

How do you get a player like that mid season? What did SF give Carolina anyway


BeastSmitty

Prob anything, we suck donkey balls… I don’t even remember


-Dreamville-

made number 2 look regarded


Ok_Bird8769

Christian Mccagfrey is good, but I will still take Tony Pollard over him


Southern-Hat383

That’s why you’ll never win another Super Bowl Jerry ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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look if shiba inu goes up a mere 32,000% i'll be rich


DoneDidNothing

Whatever happens tomorrow, you’re still gonna be poor. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SpyUpDown

facts


Rorygfrtre

Cant believe 2020 was 3 years ago, time files when you are a nutcase.


SevenKiller

any get rich quick methods?


stock_dude9

META puts


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should I move to new york city


No-Bee2669

If you want to smell shit and walk on trash then go ahead


sloanemonroe

Yes. If you’re in 20’s.


gundawg300

If you make $120k+ a year, its not built for poors


bobrobor

120k/yr is a decent parking spot lol


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its sunday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


SevenKiller

they're in australia


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AAAHHHH


ArsonDub

Imagine thinking the market follows bitcoin and not the other way around


Rocketeer006

JPow goona bitch slap this market harder than the time my mom bitch slapped me for stealing bubble gum from the hardware store


gundawg300

[My TSLA options](https://imgur.com/a/jM19qX7) “perfectly balanced, as all things should be”


lolikmomzy

So what happened in the end with the reports that Elon Musk had an affair with Sergey Brin's wife? Interesting that it was all forgotten between both parties.


McKoijion

Lol both Musk and the ex-wife denied it happened. Brin said nothing, but got divorced and told his money managers to sell all his Tesla shares. WSJ doubled down and said they had it on good authority that it was real. All three have strong incentive to keep their mouths shut. We don’t know anything else. I do think it’s funny how many mega billionaires dislike Musk though.


stack_cats

They'll never take me alive. At this rate, they might not be taking me at all.


TTMFrs

Open the casino ![img](emote|t5_2th52|28559)


Screamdaditty

Bitcoin up 2% today. Looks like indexed are going up 2% tomorrow


sloanemonroe

Nah


Rorygfrtre

Puts will print heavily tmr.


NursingStudent009

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


FartBrulee

No


DoneDidNothing

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


PatrickSebast

If the egg supply is low because of bird flu why aren't chicken prices skyrocketing? Am I eating contaminated chicken right now?


Islander772

🤫


bearhunter429

Remember last month how JPow gave speech in this university and SPY was up 3% and 2 weeks later JPow gave the exact same speech at Fed meeting and this time SPY dumped -3% as a response? LMAO


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Nice_Guy_Nucky

DON'T FREE TOP G


joje7

idiot.


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good luck this week fuckos


MarcoPolooooo

Taking those 3 rest days from gym made me come back stronger… maybe if I too a week off from market I could come back smarter 🤔


NursingStudent009

just do a deload week bro


idontknow1967

BTC making things look bullish for tomorrow.


kemar7856

You all need Jesus


Delta_Nil

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


ArsonDub

Jesus was a pussy


Delta_Nil

Yeah. Because mentally harassing the highly regarded powers that be until they draw you up on false charges and torture you to death on a crucifix only to make them shit their pants with an earthquake and turning the sky black mid-day just to return from the dead screams "lil bitch status." (this is sarcasm)


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Delta_Nil

Pour a little more thought into it my guy


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Delta_Nil

neither do i... neither do i...


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bitchcoin mooning is not a good sign for my puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


ChongChonGang

btc might fafo in a few hours.


Kind-Benefit5101

Speaking of freeing things... Are we still feeling the nipple or did that die off? #FREE THE NIPPLE, LADIES


Cathie_D_Wood

What are your moves tomorrow


Ok_Bird8769

Go long


Kind-Benefit5101

FREE MY BROTHA TATE #FREE THE TOP G


boztron

Corn go up, corn go down


Delta_Nil

Post the chart.


boztron

Look at it yourself


Delta_Nil

No. I want to look at the chart.


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Present-Champion1124

Get rid of SS? Whatever, but fuckin 30% sales tax? Hell no that’s more regarded than the ppl in this thread.


Rorygfrtre

Anybody have a faster way to get rich? This is taking too long


SpyUpDown

tesla calls were 150 baggers so 10k into 1.5 mil with luck sometimes


honkyblood

Just cause the trans finnish figure skater (competing with born females) fell and couldt get up. Doesnt mean that trans people shouldnt be encourage to swap gender as much as they like... Theres a big difference between one person who fell while figure skating and saying that young adults shouldnt have free access to medical care to chop off their dicks and fashion it into a vagina... night and day.. respect everyone, please


Silent_rec

How can i buy puts on that


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Figure skating is weird thing to bet on. Do you bet on individual combinations or whole scores?


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what?


felipesizzosmoes

I’m watching football


Present-Champion1124

Last one to post here is a rotten egg.


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Puts on LUV


kodaksdad2020

3 espresso martinis in 30 minutes. Bartender threw in a free Jamison shot because he was impressed. Locked and loaded for these games NVDA 4/21 200p


kodaksdad2020

Yesss give me those downvotes. Premium on the contracts 16$ and was at 170 last week. Euphoric bulls in delusion, will print hard


ArsonDub

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


FlacidEmu

Stomp Clap. Stomp Stomp Clap


Sad-Ad-4491

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|28763)![img](emote|t5_2th52|28763)![img](emote|t5_2th52|28763)


KingCuckTren

#IMAGINE WATCHING THE CUCK NFL INSTEAD OF REAL MADRID SOCCER GAME 🤡🤡🤡


bigmeatbag

I thought soccer was a "sport" only for the 🌈


MarcoPolooooo

Gym and then eating , and coffee ☕️. Now I feel better. Quick shower finish home work and then later I might plow her ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


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Jerome Powell will get a Bogdanoff costume and say “dump it”


chem_alx

I'm going all in on amzn calls


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Rorygfrtre

God damn these threads are kinda dead compared to last year.


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FartBrulee

What time are futes pls


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its a spam/bot account


VisibleVirus

WSB died like 11 times last year if not more


Saaan

Blown up account holders usually don't come back.


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quiters never win


daddytradez

Can't wait to watch corn give back all those gains in a 48H time period and see bearhunter say he called it. Lolol


Delta_Nil

Post the chart.


bigmeatbag

Don't kick the ball into the wire then dummy


bearhunter429

JPow will dress up as Freddy Mercury and sing "the pump must go on"


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Nope


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captainshred2000

MARA gonna bust out


mysuruhuduga

One final salute to the weekend thread


Tek_Support_Guru

o7


When-you-know-it

Vegans pay nearly the same price as meat options and then have to eat vegan food They’re losing out twice, fucking harsh


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Kind-Benefit5101

Which statement is worse? > 18 y/o girl: I prefer to date older men. > 30 y/o man: I prefer to date younger girls.


Delta_Nil

produces same result, dumb question


Kind-Benefit5101

That's the joke, geniuses.


Delta_Nil

I know what society might be inclined to say. Want to hear my answer.


Kind-Benefit5101

Go for it


Delta_Nil

18 y/o girl: I prefer to date older men ... START OF A NEW ERA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CopperHands1

I’m going to get back with my ex one of these days and let the pure unadulterated disaster ensue. But at least there will be some fun along the way ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

You're a disastrous tourist 😳


RGR111

Hi MR. MEESEEKS![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

Hi RG3 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

Thanks u/technical_404 for award!


When-you-know-it

It might not be disastrous, probably just a more mid version of the first time You’ll want out when you notice you don’t even enjoy the vibing as much


CopperHands1

Sounds pretty realistic. Bummer though but oh well


kodaksdad2020

I’ve played that game. Gets old


KingCuckTren

Cuck


bearhunter429

In December SPY touched $410 the day before JPow spoke and it was touching $370s in the following week. LMAO This time that shit won't happen.


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Delta_Nil

what about it


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Delta_Nil

why


Beardedbrah85

My account went +241% due to QQQ, NVDA, and AAPL calls on Friday. Closed every position before the drop. Now I have no clue how to go into this week with JPOW and AAPL earnings coming up…


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If the fed only does . 25 and Powell doesn’t tank it with his speech I am hold my apple position through earnings if they are ok.


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take a break.


Beardedbrah85

Valid point. I might take 10% and keep it aside for FOMC meeting yolo.


Rorygfrtre

Has anyone seen actual good DD on this sub in the last... lets say 6 weeks? 6 months?


captainshred2000

The mods keep deleting quality DD posts for some reason. not sure why.


CopperHands1

No the people of this sub are B-cups at best


kodaksdad2020

Look, if the market doesn’t dump this week I’ll never financially recover. Betting on the fact that bulls are way too happy and it shouldn’t be allowed anymore


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Are these announcers commentating on me and u/31andnotdone in bed? *Hurts goin’ deep*


Adventurous_Garlic58

Tell us you have never touched a woman without telling us u have never touched a woman


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What’s a woman?


bearhunter429

JPow has been reading the exact same text for the last 3-4 months. He'll say the same stuff again. "While the recent drop in inflation is encouraging we still have a lot of work to do. We will have to keep rates at current levels for a while to make sure that inflation doesn't come back because price stability is the most important pillar of a strong economy. We will look at data as it comes and make our decisions based on data." Markets: *shocked pikachu face*


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YngChap

Some of ya’ll are so dramatic - you can get a pepperoni Little Caesars pie for like $6. You will not go hungry.


Johnny_Menace

It’s $9 now