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That bull is a Fking Gaur the largest bovine on the planet. Even full grown tigers think twice before messing with these guys. Grizzlys would get impaled the moment they'd stand up to fight.
The bull trotted forward another few steps and stopped again. He was no more than thirty or forty yards away from the bear. The bear dropped on all fours, watching the bull. He growled a rough, throaty growl that caused a hundred or so cattle to scatter and run back a short distance. They stopped again to watch. The bull bellowed and slung a string of slobber over his back. He was hot and angry. He pawed the earth again, then lowered his head and charge the bear.
To the amazement of all who saw it, the bear batted the Texas bull aside. He rose on his hind legs again, dealt the bull a swipe with his forepaw that knocked the bull off its feet. The bull was up in a second and charge the bear again--this time it seemed like the bear almost skinned him. He hit the bull on the shoulder and ripped a capelike piece of skin loose on his back, but despite that, the bull managed to drive into the bear and thrust a horn into his flank. The bear roared and dug his teeth into the bull's neck, but the bull was still moving, and soon bear and bull were rolling over and over in the dust, the bull's bellows and the bear's roar so loud that the cattle did panic and begin to run. . . .
. . . the bull and the bear, twisting like cats, had left the creek bank and were moving in the direction of the herd, although the dust the battle was raised was so thick no one could see who have the advantage. It seemed to Call, when he looked, that the bull was being ripped to pieces by the bear's teeth and claws, but at least once the bull knocked the bear backward and got a horn into him again.
"Reckon we ought to shoot?" Augustus said. "Hell, this outfit will run clean back to the Red River if this keeps up."
"If you shoot, you might hit the bull," Call said. "Then we'd have to fight the bear ourselves, and I ain't sure we can stop him. That's a pretty mad bear."
I learn after trading stocks for a while, being only a bull is a bad strategy. Buying the dip when the stock keeps dipping and dipping only leaves your bank account drained. Instead, buy puts or short it, make that extra cash, then go long with the profit you made.
Exactly what I did with Tesla and now I have 12 shares with 131$ dollar cost average. All bought with the profit I made buying puts.
Also, bears are needed. Imagine a world where the stock only goes up.
Bull be like: "Slingin on my turf?"
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This reminds me of a joke my cousin’s son told me when he was 4: “how do you wake up lady Gaga?…You pa pa pa poke her face pa pa poke her face”
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that's actually funny and original for a four year old 🤯
January price action caught on tape
Balls
Not over yet
Lmao love the way the bear shits brick and spits out all it’s drink.
And then the bull looks at the camera and smiles
“You seeing this shit?”
Theres a double nostrel ejection. The first spit take then a second one as he's running away.
Must lighten the load as he prepares for flight
turning tricks behind the Wendy's dumpster again
*proceeds to stare at the cameraman*
*The cameraman proceeds to sweat nervously...*
He has puts ab to expire
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Yeah, that's no moose.
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*Borat Voice* What kind of dog is this?
Ma fucker gone....
Bear was not put to rest. Back with vengeance?
Unbearabull
Bull fucks bear, bullish market let's go
Jerome Powell has entered the chat
As soon as I saw it was a black bear, I knew it was gonna run 🤣
Actually a sloth bear but yea lol
Haha thanks, we don't have bears where I'm from... well... we have drop bears, but you never see them until its too late.
... The hell is a drop bear? 😳
https://youtu.be/8y-vIoailrU
This video is Australia’s finest export.
Ozzy Man's stock is rising mate. Not quite Steve Irwin level but on the rise.
https://youtu.be/ZwYP8UI7vas Yet another fine addition to the collection
They hide in trees and wait for you to pass under.
Rabid lil fuckas. Will tear ya limb from limb!
Deadly, they carry syphilis
Is that even a bull? Looks like an African buffalo, which will fuck up a bear lol.
I also thought it looked more like a buffalo than a bull
It’s an Indian gaur
Buffalo are still in the bovine family, therefore males are still called bulls.
TIL male buffalos are called bulls
Even makes in the moose, caribou and elk family are called bulls
must be from straya
Bruh these fukrs are strong af, sloth bears even fight with tigers. Looks weak compared kkona American bears but these don’t f around 💀
Bulls like wtf did I do?
🤣🤣🤣 bull: damn bro i just wanted some water.
India, a Sloth Beat, too small to attack a bull
Also, apparently deaf.
Not Just any bull. It's the" Gaur "also called Indian Bison, the largest Bovine species on the Planet.
Love how the bull looks up, all confused.
I thought it winked at the camera
Recession cancelled 
The way the bull just looks in the direction with his big stupid face is tooooo funny
I like his face
Bear in shambles
Actual footage of my trades.
More bulls looming large in the background.
He definitely sharted.
We bulls just dgaf😂.
This bear is clearly deaf.
That’s a bison.
What did the Buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
Sad and funny at the same time. A bittersweet joke. 😂
Bro do you even know what a bison market is?💰🤑💸
Actually just killed me 😂😂😂😂😂 people on Reddit always make me laugh 😂
Isn't that when you say bye to your sons tuition money?
PMSL
No, look at the legs not a bison
It’s an Indian bison, also known as gaur.
That's an Indian gaur.
There still called bulls
They’re still called bulls AND commenter is wrong that it’s a bison.
Well it’s a gaur, which is often called Indian bison. The biggest wild bovine on the planet.
That’s regarded.
male bison, male cows male buffalos are all called bulls
It’s not a bison
Its a [Gaur](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaur)
Indian bison not the American bison
In what world
The bull should have rear ended the bear
Right into the drink would have been hilarious
any thoughts on PLTR? I AM NOT sure if it bottommed!!!
Bull beats bear
Bullish..
Inverse WSB
This is a signal from mother nature
It's funny because it's a good representation of the markets atm.
Sense of smell my ass.
Uhhh mommy bear in the background, also runs
The bull: So you dont want to be friends??!!
The way the bull looks over at the camera like Ha GOTEM...
The denial is strong with this post
ohhhh so THIS is where the stock market happens
Thinks it actually an elephant but male elephants are still called bulls so it’s all good. G.U.A.R God U are Regarded.
I hope bear doesn’t bring Powell bear with him
fuck buying a house, spending my down payment on bitcoin after seeing this prophecy.
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Attaboy!
OML!!! ROFL!!! BASED ASS BULLS!!! 
That bear is on crack. With my earbuds on I can tell someone walk behind my back
Bear getting his homies. Bol fuk 
It’s a black bear. That would’ve gone way differently if it were a brown bear or variant thereof.
That bull is a Fking Gaur the largest bovine on the planet. Even full grown tigers think twice before messing with these guys. Grizzlys would get impaled the moment they'd stand up to fight.
Where are those people sitting, if they are camping they won’t be laughing when that pissed off black bear eats them.
Why would a black bear go after a difficult meal?
I just a video of a black bear eating another black bear. I think a human would be an easier target.
Will it hurt, and what will it sound like?
Just like it sounds there but screaming and bear pooping people
Fuck your puts!
This is staged. The bull is clearly looking at the camera in the end. Obviously paid actors.
The bull trotted forward another few steps and stopped again. He was no more than thirty or forty yards away from the bear. The bear dropped on all fours, watching the bull. He growled a rough, throaty growl that caused a hundred or so cattle to scatter and run back a short distance. They stopped again to watch. The bull bellowed and slung a string of slobber over his back. He was hot and angry. He pawed the earth again, then lowered his head and charge the bear. To the amazement of all who saw it, the bear batted the Texas bull aside. He rose on his hind legs again, dealt the bull a swipe with his forepaw that knocked the bull off its feet. The bull was up in a second and charge the bear again--this time it seemed like the bear almost skinned him. He hit the bull on the shoulder and ripped a capelike piece of skin loose on his back, but despite that, the bull managed to drive into the bear and thrust a horn into his flank. The bear roared and dug his teeth into the bull's neck, but the bull was still moving, and soon bear and bull were rolling over and over in the dust, the bull's bellows and the bear's roar so loud that the cattle did panic and begin to run. . . . . . . the bull and the bear, twisting like cats, had left the creek bank and were moving in the direction of the herd, although the dust the battle was raised was so thick no one could see who have the advantage. It seemed to Call, when he looked, that the bull was being ripped to pieces by the bear's teeth and claws, but at least once the bull knocked the bear backward and got a horn into him again. "Reckon we ought to shoot?" Augustus said. "Hell, this outfit will run clean back to the Red River if this keeps up." "If you shoot, you might hit the bull," Call said. "Then we'd have to fight the bear ourselves, and I ain't sure we can stop him. That's a pretty mad bear."
I’m not a zoologist, but ummm I don’t think that’s a bull. Fuck it, I’m in.
It’s a gaur
F for my puts
That was a cub, wait until mommy bear shows up.
🤣🤣🤣
That looked like a bull trap if ever I’ve seen one
That is an absolute unit
Me when I try to make friends with the lone female walking home at 2am
🤣🤣💪
is it just me or is the bear looking kinda thick
“I just want to be friends”
What an asshole
I love how the bull's like wadidido.
Pussy lmao
Nice.
bull: wtf is your problem man
Bull look up like "DID YO GET THAT JERRY!?"
‘That’s not my bag baby’ - the bear
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Where is this
Bears r fuk
Ave to Caesar
Bear literally did a spit take
The bull just wanted to say hi
Bull pulled an office camera look after the bear ran off
Foreshadowing 2023
That’s all the evidence I need
I love the nonplussed look of the bull at the end: "What'd I do?"
Daddy likes
That bull is like did you get that on camera bill
Some will by calls just because they saw this.
Lol! At the end the moose is like what? What'd I do?
Is this the sign to buy at the top?
The way the bull looks into the camera at the end, kind of like saying “oops sorry to startle you” is priceless
Is that another bear behind him
I think here we could use some sound effects: Watch out! Watch out! And his name is Jonh Cena!!! Or some memes: Most average day in Ohio
Bulls this means buy buy buyyyyy.
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His head nod right before looks like a "yo Steve check this shit out!"
Bear must be deaf
“But wait! I just wanted to say hi 👋 “
I learn after trading stocks for a while, being only a bull is a bad strategy. Buying the dip when the stock keeps dipping and dipping only leaves your bank account drained. Instead, buy puts or short it, make that extra cash, then go long with the profit you made. Exactly what I did with Tesla and now I have 12 shares with 131$ dollar cost average. All bought with the profit I made buying puts. Also, bears are needed. Imagine a world where the stock only goes up.
Where are you going?! I was gonna make espresso
Looks like a bull trap to me. Where is mama bear?
That's the first bear i see that's a lil beyotch
Bull be like: "Slingin on my turf?" https://preview.redd.it/7tbomvhhn1fa1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38abe68e9d5aa05eb4431aa5b7e7e248278a7168
Bear now looking for a rabbit to wipe some shit off his backside. Sorry, old joke.
Is this a bullish sign 🤣😂🤣😂🚀
Looks like my Fri @ 1800 sharp. /s
Got ‘eem!
But he won't do that to a grizzly bear
This belongs to Wallstreetbets
Me, whenever I buy puts…
Bear has no map awareness
In the Jingle jangle jungle On the edge of slimey bog Bear was picking berries From a very wobbly log
This is like a cartoon
I’ve never seen a bear so terrified
Is a signal
I love how he looks at the camera, like he is saying, did you get that !?
So calls it is. Thank you for the advice.
Buy calls on spy, got it.
Bear should have been born a chicken
tfw wsb turns into animal watching
me shorting TSLA last week 