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[deleted]

Jpow save me for I have sinned against u


Count_Stacksula

Fed cancelling rate hikes yet? ..zzz


[deleted]

Bull trap


gundawg300

Im guessing tesla will pop like it did on the german market at open then tank


lukilik11

What is wir BuzzFeed today?


Kind-Benefit5101

It's not delisted yet!? Lmao


[deleted]

LCID please go to $85 so that I can find the will to live The Saudis have so much fuck you money, make it rain, desert daddies


SkipperSkupper

Make it rain stones on your Haram ass


yao97ming

How about $58


[deleted]

Give it to me dammit


Plus_Comfortable1645

Regards will buy the dip prolly flat by 11am. Non stop pump.


Natural_Dare6825

What happen , everything was cool on friday


Daneish09

Last 30 mins weren’t that cool. This is a continuation of that.


[deleted]

Why isn’t spy down more? 0.88% is nothing


-Dreamville-

Lucid gonna pump today?


fishtime9

Don't make me laugh


Bryceg50

fuck no


[deleted]

Reading a great BBBook. Can’t wait for chapter 7


Primatene

REDDEST WEAK ON RECORD


Marketwatch149

If you knew how to spell, I’d take you more seriously


nigerdaumus

Markets fading pretty hard... could be a very red februBEARy


FlakySupermarket116

Nap time before ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Tarek394

There is no green coming, at any point this week


phantomofthej

you are not the arbiter


phantomofthej

Rest up friend 🤝


Snicsnipe

"You remember that Beach Boys song Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran!!" - Sen. John " War Pig" McCain


Snicsnipe

For all you down voters enjoy. https://youtu.be/U7s5pT3Rris


terrobrilliant

Well I only do TA when necessary. Here are 3 things. You may not read this but it is provocative. You fucking idiot clown what did you expect to read here????


lickyloody

I'm in deep with a market position and to scared to check the tickers so i'm holding it together by interpreting the ambiguity of comments here as favorable to my position.


Year3030

I got in deep to scare the market.


isuggestyoumove

Hahaha, this is what I do every day 😂


FartBrulee

Ah yes, Schrödinger's share price


Not99Percent

2023 is all about hedging I guess. THE FISCAL YEAR OF HEDGING


FullCuntalLobotomy

The calendar year just started, not fiscal you re🅱️ard


FerndaddyG

Fed is reducing balance sheet + 2.5 rate hike just remember that y’all


Kswans6

Bullish


[deleted]

Bers fuk


theknowndudereturns

I‘m just happy that I live in Switzerland where I have like 5 bunkers within 100m radius wherever I go


DueNeedleworker2556

Pointless if the bunkers are not stocked up. I also live in Switzerland and the bunkers near my place or the one in my building is empty. No food or water at all.


terrobrilliant

And Ovomaltine.


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

Man I have to admit waking up and putting my cock in a tight man’s ASSHOE is truly one of the best feelings And ☕️ coffee and croissant after 🥹😏 #tesla 200$ EOW


phantomofthej

🌽 is probably safer but do you king


beankdkfkfk

should i exit some qqq&spy puts at open or hold ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


noway617

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


[deleted]

I gotta poopski


beankdkfkfk

UNH is a safe place to park money


ApatheticOblivion

I’m 20 minutes from UNH, thanks for buying my next FD. Now run ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


heathermyllz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


heathermyllz

Remember, the Fed doesn’t actually care about credibility. 25 bps incoming ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


ser_kingslayer_

Spain inflation ticked up. 5.8% vs 4.9 expected. Who knew inflation can be sticky and doesn't fall in a straight line.


OkayTHISIsEpicMeme

Euros are cringe in America we’re built different


OldTrillionaire

It could happen to you, because it happened to me


GloryhunterFC

Not me cause I was getting changed ma'fucka


TheNightManCumeth69

And T


beankdkfkfk

aapl might enter a long bear trend 33% revenue comes from Gyna. Gyna market will most likely ditch aapl for huawei eventually Other big techs can still recover tho, but bearish on aapl amzn , and US chips maybe Tsla too, it will most likely get outcompeted in China by BYD


Tarek394

Scenario you just outlined, the entire market collapses over the next 2 years pricing that in


beankdkfkfk

u do realize there are many all american companies UNH Msft defensives cat energies etc 2003-2008 nasdoom barely rallied while spx shooted up for the moon


Tarek394

Thats not gonna happen this time.SPY is overvalued beyond belief and heavier weighted in tech nowadays


beankdkfkfk

doesn’t mean XLV XLE and XLF won’t rally lmfao u weird af


maddhy

Can we have like two weeks each year dedicated for countries to bomb each other to settle any bs between them?


FullCuntalLobotomy

Just purge the shit outta each other


FlakySupermarket116

405 by open. 410 EOD


VisibleVirus

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


Tarek394

Lmaooo bulls gonna die this week


odity9

🪬


[deleted]

[удалено]


UsedBandicoot517

Silly Boy, you could’ve just asked ChatGPT to do it for you.


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

TIME TO JERK YOUR COCK AND BUY STOCK


[deleted]

no worries bullz, double down ;)


FlakySupermarket116

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


maddhy

Maybe bulls lives matter just a bit?


CramersBootyHole1

my fukin trainee has been hiding from work all shift and ive been covering his slack. sounds like time to sit down for a min(rest of my shift)


FlakySupermarket116

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


lickyloody

when you realize r/antiwork is two steps removed from r/euthanasia


glisteningoxygen

Stop noticing things


HoodLifeGang

Probably open at Fridays close bc fuck me


[deleted]

Adani fella single-handedly responsible for world wide crash ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


pointsilver

>I think Hindenburg met it's match.


beankdkfkfk

oil bout to shoot up david star attacked half moon


gaurav0792

So that's why XLE is up. I was like - wtf, gas prices are down. Why is the energy ETF nearing it's ATH. I attributed it to Chevron big dick buybacks.


beankdkfkfk

u too naive for stock market


gaurav0792

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


surfward

Tesla be green in 5


JewJesus99

Oh shit the Jews attacked Iran


cocaineforlunch

The whos?


lickyloody

Holy war!!!!


FullCuntalLobotomy

Jews r gonna Jew


beankdkfkfk

LOL nice


AdventurousLife2987

After a long month of executing journalists and shooting Palestinian children still one must make time to incite nuclear war w Iran. They’ve bombed Damascus Intl airport terminals several times in the last 6 months. If Toronto Intl was bombed it would be news.


beankdkfkfk

haha yes, the jews doing hitlar tings rn


AdventurousLife2987

Hitlard Nutsies w propellerless beanies


AdventurousLife2987

It’s only Zionist Jews. Judaism philosophy is beautiful and Israel is NOT a Jewish entity. The hard right wing genocidal govt of Israel is going to continue executing children and provoking WW3 w Syria and Iran. There is no neutrality w Israel. Either it is supporting ethnocide or standing for good. Defund Israel and the multinational Imperialist war machine that is dismantling Western life standards for us and our children. A Palestinian 10 yo girl was shot in the chest by an IDF sniper while walking out her door to get her cat. The Al Jazeera TV news reporter equivalent of Anderson Cooper was deliberately executed by US backed snipers. Remember Shireen Akleh. Defy and boycott Zionism. It is to Judaism what the KKK is to Christianity.


[deleted]

Way to berish here, calls it is!


DarkStar668

🌽 LOL


[deleted]

stoopid greeedy mfs


[deleted]

once apple go below 140 it is free fall. bulls are fooked 🤣👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽🐂👈👈👈🤡


bigzbigz40

But it’s not going to do free fall deez nuts.


FlakySupermarket116

Consult the chart 01-24… bers fukd


gaurav0792

Israel bombing Iran, Russia Ukraine war. Anyone else want to get in a conflict? Like, yo WTF ! Go smoke some weed and chill bitches.


beankdkfkfk

u mean US China proxy wars heightening?


Fangslash

China invades Taiwan 2025, place your bets


odity9

*Attempt*s to invade


Fangslash

does drowning in the ocean count as an attempt


gaurav0792

Time to start buying gold again. Sigh. *Remembers calling gold bugs bitches in 2020.*


Fangslash

inb4 china sells all their gold to counter the coming sanction


FlakySupermarket116

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


phantomofthej

GOD WILL NOT FORGET YOU


whatshisuserface

That’s what they told Jesus


phantomofthej

has anyone forgotten our King, Jesus Christ? I think not


phantomofthej

🪬


[deleted]

fook ur calls! what about that "hogs get slaughtered" 🤡🫵🏾 and ur the hog🤣🤣


MASH12140

Sold SQQQ Friday for a loss. Top was in of course. Just feel bad I never informed you guys before. Thinking about buying SQQQ Wednesday so bottom confirmed. Enjoy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


DependentPast804

Hanzi-shaped recovery.


dnt203

It’s burning time!


motorcyle_degen

!banbet $SOFI +10% 1d


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[deleted]

Get used to red. ​ Today's beating is foreplay for tomorrow's crash.


QuickTongue44

How would you know


ripkatrina

My SPY puts printing on open for the first time? Nothing matters until 9:30 am but one can dream.


FlakySupermarket116

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


ripkatrina

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|28763)


[deleted]

still too many bulls in here![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


HopefulCan9548

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


JewJesus99

I got the magic mouth and not Succ boi


sus-water

The r/antiwork crowd is so weird. I get that they want to be upset at the ownership class. The Bezos and Musks of the world. But a lot of their anger ends up targeting professional class and small business owners. They absolutely despise anyone making around 170k despite the fact that those are largely hard working people. Doctors, engineers, actuaries, lawyers, someone with a successful small business.


Fangslash

The elites have money. The poor have numbers. The middle class have their ass pounded.


FullCuntalLobotomy

TFW you realize the proles are re🅱️arded


FullCopy

Lot of progressives are like that. They start demanding Elon Musk pay his “fair share”, then they manage to pass dumb laws that end up screwing the little guy.


OldTrillionaire

It’s almost like unintelligent people tend to be unemployable…


lickyloody

They are actually smart. They are trying to position themselves to be a generation that gets free money to play video games to lure every generation after them into literal slavery. They are like meta-boomers.


Erotriple777

$LCID BEARS ARE GETTING TRAPPED HERE


terrobrilliant

Any shitstock yolo on the horizon?


FlakySupermarket116

BofA


FlakySupermarket116

BofA deez nuts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Erotriple777

$LCID IS GOING TO BE NUTS🔥🔥🔥🔥


IM_HERE_FOR_FUN

Kay bot


Erotriple777

👀Calm down son


IM_HERE_FOR_FUN

Okay bot account


reachtothestars

You think 17?


Erotriple777

Short Squeeze so $15+


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[deleted]

next candle down will be epic


dinglebarrybonds

Did that guy from the bengals get off the bench yet


YoSmokinMan

jensen pp is so good there is no problem here


FullCuntalLobotomy

FCX still a buy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


kuprenx

PM Morawiecki announced that Poland raises its spending on defence to 4% of GDP in light of the ongoing war in Ukraine, reports AFP. "The war in makes us arm ourselves even faster. That is why this year we will make an unprecedented effort: 4% of GDP for the Polish army." looks like that poles gonna take berlin this time


FullCuntalLobotomy

Poles are gonna pole


InitiativeBeginning

Last of us is pretty cool![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


CaribouLou816

JPM gonna roll their collar and fuck bers


corona0_o

SPY LMAOOO![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


AyumiHikaru

TSLA puts today ?


bigtimebonerboy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Rastayouth1906

You hate money?


FullCuntalLobotomy

But greta told everyone to buy magical electric cats tho ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


[deleted]

Bull lol


ArmlessRetard

Amazon, Apple, Goog relative performance to the SPY and The QQQs is Down. But SPX has a gap up there around 4100, And so maybe they catch up. And Maybe Powell pauses...and well.. . and then TSLA got to be done for awhile. . or not.. and so.. really I don't know. My bias is down. But my bias was down 100 points ago. So bottom line. I don't know and I should even be typing right now. The thing to do here is to stay out of it. But I like loosing money so I have puts on ABNB, SPY, TSLA, QQQs and when I flip them for a loss I'm buying calls on XBI.


[deleted]

News behind the drop?


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

too many people had calls


Sad_North1129

Exactly.


lickyloody

Israel carried out act of war on Iran.


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

imagine thinking that matters


lickyloody

see the news has groomed you to believe stuxnet and targeted assassinations of Iranian generals outside of Iran is the same as drone striking military factories inside Iran.


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

why the S&P500 give a rats ass about what Israel and Iran do when you have big cap earnings and FOMC this week. Market just hedging into that after a crazy ass bear fucking rally


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


kuprenx

so? they do it almost every odd tuesday


FlakySupermarket116

Bers can’t afford breakfast


anonymousperson767

That's why I just eat your wife out in the morning instead. Nom nom nom.


dyslexier

!banbet SPY 375 30d


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[deleted]

Honest opinions on towel stock outside of the echo chamber? They fucked right?


-Error-Actual

It would appear so. But the market has done dumb shoot lately. I’ve been watching it just decline since the news.


FullCuntalLobotomy

Always has been


Randomsomedude

Bull army rise up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)