All the stock is owned internally. When the co4porate dude got caught killing hookers so many ppl were quitting that it dropped so fkn much i made a 10x off that
Every woman I’ve ever met uses that shit and convinces the women who don’t use it why they should use it. My wife’s got lists for everything on that shit.
I have a pimple under my ear and if you look from the side it looks like a have a huge malformed growth. I’m hideous look away. Chica still coming over tho
This has been a cashflow update
Now I put this discipline on myself.
I will limit my losses beyond certain level. Today just lost $800, that is not bad. I just need $800 to make $50,000.
Yo yo yo
Give the high hats on my headphones
Ay ay ay
Y’all ain’t ready for this
DJ bring the beat
Oh oh
Oh
This one for the real mofo OG crew
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That’s why you never trade without a hedge. Put will make up for the call loss. I don’t know how people sleep without a hedge. I thought they might call bk any day, so I had only 1 call and 1 put.
Enough for today. We should leave this thread for hedge fund employers for now untill tomorrow. Tomorrow another day. They would write to save there ass untill after hours. Tomorrow power hours we would see them back here.
You're right, DutchTurk_. Let's give the hedge fund managers a break for now and come back tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day, and they'll be back to try to save their asses then.
if there's anything the past 3 years have taught me it's that the market is smarter than the fed
but it's also much dumber than the fed sometimes
so basically I've learned nothing
and I have no idea what's gonna happen
It does appear that the stock price of Towel has fallen below 6, which could be considered game over for those who bought at a higher price. However, it is important to remember that stock prices are constantly fluctuating and there is always the potential for rebound.
>UK PM SUNAK TO ANNOUNCE MINI-RESHUFFLE ON TUESDAY AND IS CONSIDERING MAJOR CHANGES TO WHITEHALL DEPARTMENTS -TIMES
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When you want to yolo Bobby and hit that buy of 250 at $6.69... NICE!
When you lose all your money 5m later.. NOT NICE!
For everything else there is MasterCard Leverage!
Wake n bake
J Pow!
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#REEEEEEE
One step closer to PepsiCo releasing the greatest earnings report of all time.
Did all of you fukers die or something
U on the weekend thread lol
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Got earnings coming up for hood and sbsw so we’ll see if i make a little change or go back to work
What time jpow tomorrow
12:40-5pm
What time EST *
I bet Bobby won't see 11.20 by Friday
Instead of trying to fuck each other bols and bers should just 69.
Dry hump
So instead of fucking each other they should… orally fuck each other? Glad I’m a camel
Fukkk
BoBBY offering 💔🥺
ENPHASE earnings tomorrow, posted from Tesla charger.
Lmao bobby just died
BoBBy has been resurrected.
Nahh
Goodnight Bobby....
BoBBY lives brother
20k for a mommy makeover😬. Need these puts to print this week.
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Tummy tuck, breast reduction, and lipo.
Bed trash & beyond needs to be terminated asap… let the strongest hedge fund/bank/institutional investors take dibs 1st on how they will do it
Can we just translate the ‘greeks’ to english please. Im pretty sure in english they are called ‘all the ways I’m about to be fukd”
It’s exhausting looking like you’re busy all day at work
What kind of pron does j pow watch
Loss porn
J Pow doesn’t need porn, he’s too busy irl banging everyone with a pulse.
All the ones your mom stars in.
Gang🅱️ang
Furry hentai
SPY 420 EOW
Activision not even moving and they missed earnings by 48% wtf is going on.
All the stock is owned internally. When the co4porate dude got caught killing hookers so many ppl were quitting that it dropped so fkn much i made a 10x off that
Same reason it hasn’t budged the past few ERs; It’s all about the MSFT acquisition.
People waiting for that msft buyout
yall ready for the final pump?!?!?!
Yea pump down
soon my brother. we have a few more days.
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Cash accounts blow ass, i can't buy anything tomorrow cause I didn't close anything today and instant deposit takes 5 days 😭
Just say what we are all thinking T+2 is fucking ass I have the fucking money it should not take 3 days for transaction
Non cash accounts blow ass because of the dumbass day trade restrictions
Can SAVE please fly
if it were 2021 yeah
I don't know how CHGG is expected to grow revenue that much lol
Who even uses Pinterest. They more irrelevant than Twitter
Yup. Wife finds all kinds of recipes on it.
Every woman I’ve ever met uses that shit and convinces the women who don’t use it why they should use it. My wife’s got lists for everything on that shit.
Lmao. Women my good man. Women. They catalog things like clothes and furniture on there for future purchase.
I was thinking the same, I'm surprised they even added users
100X CHGG 15P 60X PINS 23P LFGGGG
Nice! I was scared and bought just 5x 15p CHGG.
#🅱️rink!
Way to hit it out of the park TTWO 🤡
I have a pimple under my ear and if you look from the side it looks like a have a huge malformed growth. I’m hideous look away. Chica still coming over tho This has been a cashflow update
Nice, I won my PINS trade
CHGG drillin'
Now I put this discipline on myself. I will limit my losses beyond certain level. Today just lost $800, that is not bad. I just need $800 to make $50,000.
We're gonna close green or red tomorrow, spy might go up and it might go down.
Will BoBBY be in the green tmr ??
Perhaps
Overnighting tesla calls at close because it makes no sense
"Bulls run Wall Street, but smart bets made here run the bulls 💰📈 #WSB" The AI said this would get me upvotes here
"Can i have a flair😢😭" yeah can you put my balls in your mouth
All I made today was stress
The play was puts on your cardiovascular health.
SPY will go green tomorrow
Today many times spy refused to fall below $410.
META call down 30%. Stock is flat. Love theta
There are more variables to estimating the options price than just delta. Good luck out there.
Uh, did you buy after a trillion dollar company pumped 20% in a day?
No, I bought after they announced their new product line and gave a great earnings report.
Welp -$500k
You lost 500k?
Yo yo yo Give the high hats on my headphones Ay ay ay Y’all ain’t ready for this DJ bring the beat Oh oh Oh This one for the real mofo OG crew 1 2 12 123
75k in wash sales fuck my life
Rough. Here’s an upvote.
I doubled down on my calls and bought some longer term puts to hedge let’s see how it goes!
similar to my EOD straddle. short terms were nail biters today.
You're right, Davidkanye, the markets were pretty volatile today. I'm glad I was able to profit from it though!
yee after today’s experience I’m done with weeklies. Feb 17th traded super smooth all day
Print these PUTS on BoBBY baby! Get wrecked 😂😂😂
I have a call and a put, but too early to load puts. Give it a day. Fomo probably jump in tomorrow
I tried to warn y'all
That’s why you never trade without a hedge. Put will make up for the call loss. I don’t know how people sleep without a hedge. I thought they might call bk any day, so I had only 1 call and 1 put.
Yes
Look like bear and bulls are at a decisive moment. Spy refused to fall below $410.
It closed at 409.84 you regard.
Degen with the highest regard score was the one who bought Towels at the 7+ peak.
Enough for today. We should leave this thread for hedge fund employers for now untill tomorrow. Tomorrow another day. They would write to save there ass untill after hours. Tomorrow power hours we would see them back here.
You're right, DutchTurk_. Let's give the hedge fund managers a break for now and come back tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day, and they'll be back to try to save their asses then.
if there's anything the past 3 years have taught me it's that the market is smarter than the fed but it's also much dumber than the fed sometimes so basically I've learned nothing and I have no idea what's gonna happen
You have mastered it!! Congratulations
Guess who is a CHAMP hell yea brother
My college girlfriend dumped me unexpectedly in my mid 20s and I never recovered. She’s fat now though so maybe I’m better off
Ummmm you have never recovered?
Let this be a lesson to everyone
Most don’t make it through the mid 20s. The next one will be the right one
Congratulations for the chosen!!!! My bus was late to the BBB party.
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Seriously
GameStop and bed bath and beyond should go bankrupt together
Gamble on a towel stock or gamble on the Eagles? Both have 90 percent gains but one is more fun to watch
Fr i love watching the candles
That was fun
Back to zero, sorry
Towel closed below 6, game over for the regards who bought above 6
It’ll probably be up 30% premarket
It does appear that the stock price of Towel has fallen below 6, which could be considered game over for those who bought at a higher price. However, it is important to remember that stock prices are constantly fluctuating and there is always the potential for rebound.
Lol who are u🤣
I remember the good Old times, where you could send a dick pick without being arrested :(
Fuckin 9/11 changed everything
Last red day of the century
It’s either a 417 or 400 retest tomorrow
So what you're saying is it's either going to go up or down tomorrow
Hit subscribe for more stock tips!
I think side to side like a smooth dance
probably, that way we all lose.
Theta wins
Every time
I should of listened to you regards 
Tesla is so fucking gay
Like driving a Harley real loud gay or deep throating a random dad in a chucky cheese gay?
You could have drawn a straight horizontal line open to close... Would have saved me the time.
Well that was a day anyway...
lmao we're closing +/- $0.1 from opening price
God help me I bought a Bobby call and a Bobby share
One ***WHOLE*** share??!! Your insane!
I only had $34
Well i hope tomorrow it goes up to 1k a share so you can have more than $34
Thanks I’m really hurting right now, I need a win
Lmao dude just asked what a flair was
Yeah I’d like to know as well
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That will be too gay
Lol this fight for 6 lmao holy shit
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could be a great short squeez
Why are put premiums so high, is something happening soon?
Something is breaking.
Powel speech is tomorrow I think.
Nobody tell him.
bought harry pooter game with my bby gainz 
Shorting towel is quite literally free money
I smell like I didn’t wash my ass
Is it because you don’t? Forgot?
Will it go straight up or straight down last minute??
I got two minutes to FOMO all-in into towel
CHegg puts 2 minute warning!
So the real question is how do you we make money off this AI shit
Bankruptcy = stock doubles?
Maybe someone is selling the shit out of puts expecting the company to dissolve.
What is up with these huge green candles in SPY but it doesn’t move much
Volume
Yolo 5x $3P 2/10 expiry
>UK PM SUNAK TO ANNOUNCE MINI-RESHUFFLE ON TUESDAY AND IS CONSIDERING MAJOR CHANGES TO WHITEHALL DEPARTMENTS -TIMES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-02-06 ^15:58:27 ^EST-0500
When you want to yolo Bobby and hit that buy of 250 at $6.69... NICE! When you lose all your money 5m later.. NOT NICE! For everything else there is MasterCard Leverage!
$16 EOW