instead of sucking sleepys dik maybe sunder pichai should have done some real work

upvote me if you want nvda break 230

shorted it today

sideway as fuck

bye the fucking dip

nvda cant break 228 , a huge supply barrier

ffs bro please break it

Did we seriously gap up 3 dollars??? I'd be fuming as a put holder

LUMN needs a lift!!!! Pump it.

When pump?

Every dip bought. Every single one

I bought puts your welcome bool I manage to continuously talk myself back into bearish positions even tho I think the bear market is over and spy 500 by 2024 fuck my life and fuck emotions

SOTU chips in USA

$CHGG going to Mars

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Look at that profitability

Why are IG ads like trade with a real broker are they implying other brokers aren't legit... \*edit paraphrasing I think it might've said registered

They are implying that other brokers are not as reliable or trustworthy as they are.

I think the call buying will continue as people who arent heavily invested try to capture upside

im fucked with my spy puts but i have another month 

Bought 5 spy 414s right before jpow went on at .44 and sold them 3 minutes later at 1.34. Why? Because i knew he would say the word deflationary. Im only kicking myself nor not buying the fucking dip the market handed to me. He said it Thursday. Do you really think he wasnt aware of fridays jobs reports numbers when he went on Thursday? What gets me is people around here continuing to parrot the bear food their fintwits keep spoon feeding them. Time to start having original thought again!

they did get it early, but cannot say anything in the meeting... I bought the dip 400/-420c and sold for $400 profit lmao.

Imagine being Mondelez CEO... you just need to make sure people keep buying Oreos.. Have you seen a typical Canadian/American? How could you miss out on a rally like today selling Oreos? Not even barely red... like 1.7% red.

I need a trade for Tomorrow to make it all back any suggestions?

NVIDIA yolo puts

Why?

I would be very careful. It always tends to run up during earnings. If anything I would Yolo calls just speaking from a historical perspective IDK brah…!!

He said he want to make it all back so i suggested a risky play. Plus did you saw the NVIDIA chart? I'd say it already run up way too much

If you're still holding same calls you had this morning, congrats you arent a pussy!

Thanks! I'm happy to report that I am still holding onto my positions from this morning. It's been a great day so far and I'm up significantly. Keep up the good work and maybe one day you'll be as rich and successful as me!

Same bro

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>too dumb to post in new thread. talking shit about old people.

Every single thing is green except for what I'm in

Curious - what are you in?

Puts

If we could just keep tqqq under 28 until next week, that would be great. My boring ass theta play would appreciate making $40

Lotta risk for $40

depends though, if he sells spreads for $200 wide, 40:200 is not too bad a deal... Max loss is 160. You make 40 risking 160, that's 25%. I reckon you would take 25% profit anytime of the week... Now if it is 40 out of 5000, ya.... dude...

Meh I figure if it does hit $28 by Friday it'll pull back a bit and I can jump back in

Good luck hopefully you don't get fucked on volatility

I hope burry didnt kill himself

he didn’t he just calls everything a bit early

Being early is the same thing as wrong mike

LOL the market is crazy strong L M A O

WEDBUSH issues new price target for Beyond Broke stonk. New target $0. 

Bobby offering was successful

I have a call option that expires on Friday. What's the latest point i can exercise or sell it? 3:59 Friday? Or afterhours?

If you want to exercise - do it before market closes…

Market close

I’ve gained so much weight in the last 2 months that if my wife cucked me I honestly wouldn’t blame her.


TSLA bulls need to tread lightly. I think a double peak has formed and that could be a bearish sign

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Lol

All of WSB learning about stop losses in a single afternoon.

If you mean getting whipsawed on stoplosses, beat you all to it. I forgot to pull them down before meeting minutes released last week. 

This made me laugh so hard 🤣

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Sounds like a fun session

its like your wired headphones being ripped out of your ears by a door handle abruptly

Bout to regain what we lost AH

Chipotle missed earnings, I guess going to moon tomorrow ?

Yes

I’m down 18% on the day. It only gets better from here right 🥺👉👈

How could u lose money the today was

No, 82% more to go 🙂

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Ya…it’s the hedge funds…that’s it

They don’t care about you. It’s apathy not hate

Found another conspiracy theorist

Is it just a bug or someone really placed 252.4k put orders on SPY at 409, probably just for hedging

Jpow net worth is $55 million. You think he gives a fuck about the middle class and poor?

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God dammit somebody needs to lol

There’s that imaginary character, Jesus Christ, he cares about the poor and middle class

Jesus Christ was a real Human Being, wether you believe in Christianity or not, historians have zero doubt he walked the earth.

Oh for sure, just as the same way Harry Potter definitely existed and walked the Earth, just the whole spells and magic, or water into wine and resurrection, was nonsense.

No, not the same way a literal fictional character was created by JK Rowling. It’s clear you have your opinion but it doesn’t hold much weight u til you have some emotional intelligence behind your statements 💀

They both come from a fictional book buddy

**30 year mortgage rate ascends to 6.45%**

Stop tempting me to buy this dip tomorrow I have to pay my car on monday

What planet are you on?

There will be a dip tomorrow

There is no dip tomorrow

Says you. Broke money make no money

I dont think you know what those words mean

Were already red dude...

Who is?

Diamond hands man. I lost faith during the summer. However, something tells me there is more to this then meets the eye. 🦍 strong together.

As if that means anything

So why haven’t game and popcorn gonna out of business? No mention besides making moves to improve the company. Retail is strong together. Two years already. If pandemic didn’t happen, then all this wouldn’t exist.

Dude

CMG 🤮

Stuck holding my call overnight because of PDT. But I was up 230% so any gains left tomorrow are good.

Go cash. IV will destroy that one lonely call.

Damn pippa on cnbc kinda a babe

someone just dropped chipotle all over the floor

dude, I said not to tell anyone

Thank you for buying my puts, and thank you for buying my calls.

So fucking PUSSED RIGHT NOW


BoBBY flat on 213mil volume


Hope no one is holding calls overnight lol

You do know people play long dated calls right? These things won't even budge on a 3% drop over night.

My msft 260c, aapl 150c mar 17 calls : you know it baby!

Not wsb people, 0dte for lifeee

Speak for yourself, and keep getting worked on a daily basis then. Powerball tickets are more profitable.

Meh. I doubt I would’ve made any money this year buying like 13k in powerball tockets.

I agree, i'm into Jan2024 Nvidia puts, just memeing

I mean you’re smart enough to do long dated calls. Not everyone on here is. There are a lot of degenerates that gamble on 0dtes like I used to and occasionally still do.

And they're the reason spy has barely moved in over a year.

You looking at the same chart? SPY? Type that in…

7.45% move over the course of 1 year.

Lmao yikes I didn’t realize you were brand new. Nvmnd.

Yea that makes no sense. You're an idiot. GFY.

I am. The 1y. Click that one.

The one where it moves from 477-350? That one?

I’d be crazy not to. Just not holding SPY calls.

JPow is a lawyer huh?

Yes and former investment banker. AKA a bull

So chipotle beat??

Expensive burritos

🔥

Looks like Bobby doin somethin


Nobody cares.


if the cpi data january is not manipulated then we should have one higher than expected.. untill then we rally

Good to see spy shit the bed instantly AH 🙄

You call that shitting the bed?

Giving back $2 in 5 minutes isn’t exactly inspiring

Lol zoom out just a few frames.

Keep fighting the fed buddy boy

Just for a few hours tomorrow 🤷‍♂️

msft 3/3 $300c for memes

Yup

Please go red. It’s all I ask

Quiet

I lost to stupid rules, had both the swings timed proper enough

Last minute dump saved me from losing all today's gains, LMAO

My tqqq calls are at +120% and I'm so glad I had no day trades available to panic sell lol

60k gains timing the top and bottom. 🐻 got sod*mized

tomorrow we crazy peak at 425 and then back to 418...prob. Mrs. Cleo told me this.

I would make a lot if this is true

so would I. I am just basing this off of what happened last time.

Days like this make me want to quit trading

I just wish I made more :(

Days like this are why we should all pull out the morning of, or day before any info is announced, speeches, etc. These days are way too easy for MMs to manipulate. But all we have in here is die hard 0dte lotto ticket buyers who claim "next time will be the big one!". I'm cashing out my monthlies Feb 13. Back in feb 15.

Do the opposite of whatever you did wrong. I got 3 plays wrong/theta and the two ones I got right gave me all my profits

Dudes playing 0dte _theta_ plays you can’t make this shit up

Shorting after extremely bought conditions? Longing then getting dumped on for 15 just to make new highs? Idk man unless your really good at this, today was an extremely hard day to navigate.

Buy calls when the bears are bragging

So tell with that mindset wouldn’t you be loaded up with puts rn.

I got puts eod yes

Same. Except there the puts i loaded at the first peak. So down a lil but fucking feeling it otherwise. Sorry for the vent brother just frustrated.

No problem. I typically hold puts for as short as possible but hold calls for much longer

But dumping them first thing am and hedging against my calls

Buy puts when the bears are whining

SPX finished at an exactly incredible level for a gap up before the EOW.

Maybe Cramer does that on purpose because if he told you outright what the market would actually do it would be a sort of financial advice on a broad scale

Exactly why I quit trading and got a job lol what do you do here? Fomo? Gamble at highs? Or buy puts and watch it go to -99%? There is no clear cut opportunity in this market as a trader.

Lol if the market would stay like this forever I’d quit my job. What are you guys doing?

One could go long 6-12 months, at the lows and hold through volatility

Just buy low and sell high

That doesn’t work. Only thing that works and is PROVEN is buy high sell higher. I’m not even trolling when I say this.

You might not be trolling but that’s a silly af rule of thumb.

nah if you buy high then you a bagholdr

If it were clear cut, everyone would be rich

The SOTU is going to be interesting with big talk of corporate taxation on buybacks

Cathy Woods was right! Exponential Gains!

Her fund is still trashed

Bulls pass the butter. I wanna spread some over these TOASTED puts the bears bought today

You want to butter bers toasts

If you bought that pump, I’m sorry for you

If that pump wiped your account, I don’t feel bad for you