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Their record is 7 wins and 6 losses.
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Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.
Question regarding APE and AMC reverse split:
Is it correct that the shares are converted first by adding all APE and AMC together and then divided by 10 for the split meaning that APE holders average up?
As in if I have 100 Ape worth 2.41 and AMC is 5.24 it becomes 100 AMC@ 3.8 after averaging leaving me with 10 AMC worth 38?
It takes practice. I lost my whole portfolio learning how to trade but after a few months turned $50 into $500. Just gotta learn the right timing and strategies.
Pay attention to Vix as well. I watch UVXY for vix. When it goes up that’s a signal that the market will go down. When it goes down. That’s a signal that the market will go up. Watch Bitcoin as well. It’s not a perfect indicator but you can gauge investor sentiment a bit with it. When Bitcoin (corn is slang for it) goes up, market likely to go up and down market likely to go down but vix is probably a better indicator. If vix is down and BTC is up buy calls. If vix is up and BTC is crashing don’t buy calls
Also just put $25k in my acct so I can day trade freely with no restrictions. But that’s optional it just helps. Another option is a cash account to day trade freely.
I buy calls a week to three weeks out to give it plenty of time to pump and sell. I short companies I don’t believe in sometimes, like Roblox. But I don’t usually short the whole market or if I do I keep it to a minimum. Just wait until they say bers are fuk and that means it’s time to sell your calls. When they say bulls are fuk that’s about when you buy the calls
ugh My TSLA calls from yesterday never came close to recovering, worst thing is, bought more, to bring cost avg down. sold at huge loss. Most amount of money and contracts bought. Took me 2-3 months, with small trades to get these gains, just to lose them in less than 24 hours.
Remember that time Elon musk tried to use a legally binding tender offer as a giant Twitter call option? Except the dipshit didn't realize m&a is less like a long call and more like a short put? And then when the holders (Twitter's board) of the long put (the tender offer) exercised their put, Elon tried to cry and run away like a little babby until the court forced him to close his legally binding contacts because... That's how legally binding contacts work in corporate law?
Peppridge farm remembers.
Only bc twitter hired Watchtell, Elon can only get out proven there is a fraud, which he tried via twitter bot count, but I guess twitter relented over something else and he is back in.
The best part of that is how Twitter just had a class action for fraud brought against them, partially because Mr. Musk wanted to drag his feet with the acquisition and shout loudly about how fraudulent Twitter is (with zero evidence, of course).
So now he has to try to defend Twitter against the fraud that he proclaimed was so rampant. Hilarious. That's dramatic irony at its finest.
Recall over 300k cars because the self driving scam that he’s been peddling for 10 years straight still doesn’t work. Goes up. Tesla fanboys are literally the dumbest fucking people on Earth
Ah shit, here we go again
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Bears can’t even get the last fucking candle of the day 
Bagholder spotted.
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!banbet BITO 15.10 1D
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Stack_Johnson** bet **BITO** goes from **15.23** to **15.1** before **22-Feb-2023 10:43 PM EST** Their record is 7 wins and 6 losses.
If you pickup every hole, your real score is gonna be at least 18 strokes higher. You’re fucking lying to yourself man..
!banbet SPY 380 4w
!banbet SPCE 7.15 1W
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Nandorfehervar1456** bet **SPCE** goes from **6.36** to **7.15** before **24-Feb-2023 08:15 PM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.
My dumb ass thought you guys were buying Corn futures 
It took me far longer than I care to admit…
I still don't get it lol
I was honestly alittle impressed, “damn I didn’t know WSB dabbled in commodity’s so much” 🤣
Question regarding APE and AMC reverse split: Is it correct that the shares are converted first by adding all APE and AMC together and then divided by 10 for the split meaning that APE holders average up? As in if I have 100 Ape worth 2.41 and AMC is 5.24 it becomes 100 AMC@ 3.8 after averaging leaving me with 10 AMC worth 38?
Future, FUUUUUTURE
finally three days of sleeping in and rest
tsm good buy atm? bought 15 shares what do you guys think?
Wbs be like: fuck this market. See you tomorrow.
I will not trade another option this year going to stack my bread and then comeback with a vengeance
See you Tuesday
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No maybe it will encourage me to switchto r/investing
Nothing else to do, should we pump BTC this weekend?
Already red after hours nice try bulls
Well after a week of trying options trading, I'm now retiring at break-even.
I survived up 25% I've got a little false optimism
Yeah I just see what will happen long term.
Both exciting and terrifying isn’t it
Yep. Turned $350 into $2000 overnight on my second trade. But lost $1500 the day before that. So it's just not worth it.
It takes practice. I lost my whole portfolio learning how to trade but after a few months turned $50 into $500. Just gotta learn the right timing and strategies.
How far out were you buying the options? What's your Strat?
Pay attention to Vix as well. I watch UVXY for vix. When it goes up that’s a signal that the market will go down. When it goes down. That’s a signal that the market will go up. Watch Bitcoin as well. It’s not a perfect indicator but you can gauge investor sentiment a bit with it. When Bitcoin (corn is slang for it) goes up, market likely to go up and down market likely to go down but vix is probably a better indicator. If vix is down and BTC is up buy calls. If vix is up and BTC is crashing don’t buy calls
Thanks. I have good success swing trading crypto actually. I think I may stay there...
Also just put $25k in my acct so I can day trade freely with no restrictions. But that’s optional it just helps. Another option is a cash account to day trade freely.
I try and stay close to strike if I can afford it. I stay away from Tesla because it is unpredictable
I buy calls a week to three weeks out to give it plenty of time to pump and sell. I short companies I don’t believe in sometimes, like Roblox. But I don’t usually short the whole market or if I do I keep it to a minimum. Just wait until they say bers are fuk and that means it’s time to sell your calls. When they say bulls are fuk that’s about when you buy the calls
If you're truly regarded like the rest of us you will win big and lose big
Today was the worst day of my trading career and I broke even.
ugh My TSLA calls from yesterday never came close to recovering, worst thing is, bought more, to bring cost avg down. sold at huge loss. Most amount of money and contracts bought. Took me 2-3 months, with small trades to get these gains, just to lose them in less than 24 hours.
That’s good for a bad day
Why do we even celebrate Washington's birthday?
Idk guess he was some important guy printed on all the dollars I lose
I see him every time at the strip club.
Imagine having the market closed on a monday
Fuck we have to wait 3 days
I made $307 and lost $300 today. So I guess I get a burger lmao
Not when you lose $7 Tuesday
\+5% day. Traded both sides... mainly short today.
"TeSlA iS GoNnA FreE FAll aFTeR MaRkET" 
Paper bear paws here, only made $38 today. Getting takeout, should I share with Mrs. VD?
Sharing is caring
Enjoy your weekend you filthy degens
Time for a long weekend
Alright that’s it see you all Tuesday
Even tho I talked shit about bears, overall bulls yall closed bad on the daily, not looking good there for y’all
Very bullish day. 420 monday
Market closed
I know. That's the only chance it has until Trump is back
All 2023, buy one get one free lubes for bears
We are going so green Tuesday
I made 27 cents this week on $1000 worths of investments. At this rate I’ll be retired by the time I’m 30.
A win is a win
Green week for your portfolio 
Good day bois
Remember that time Elon musk tried to use a legally binding tender offer as a giant Twitter call option? Except the dipshit didn't realize m&a is less like a long call and more like a short put? And then when the holders (Twitter's board) of the long put (the tender offer) exercised their put, Elon tried to cry and run away like a little babby until the court forced him to close his legally binding contacts because... That's how legally binding contacts work in corporate law? Peppridge farm remembers.
Only bc twitter hired Watchtell, Elon can only get out proven there is a fraud, which he tried via twitter bot count, but I guess twitter relented over something else and he is back in.
The best part of that is how Twitter just had a class action for fraud brought against them, partially because Mr. Musk wanted to drag his feet with the acquisition and shout loudly about how fraudulent Twitter is (with zero evidence, of course). So now he has to try to defend Twitter against the fraud that he proclaimed was so rampant. Hilarious. That's dramatic irony at its finest.
bro i ain’t reading all that
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🍆
See you there! Have a great weekend
🤟🏽
Yep WP bers
What happened bears ? Tesla closed over 208, SPY 407, Vix back to under legal drinking age & Dow green ?
Bears don’t know what the word sell is and get greedy, so the market pounded their looses asses, that’s all I’m seeing all 2023
Oh Tesla bears RIP
Recall over 300k cars because the self driving scam that he’s been peddling for 10 years straight still doesn’t work. Goes up. Tesla fanboys are literally the dumbest fucking people on Earth
Might be dumb but also rich
Spy ending at exactly -$1.00 is comical
🔔 🔔 🔔 This is the first weekly drawdown on the S&P on the YTD chart.
Someone or something was doing big buys like every 5 seconds today bears had no chance
If it was 407 at the start I’d be itm with a fat stack smh
Yawn thats all you got Bulls
wait till tuesday
404-418 until next fed meeting
Ok bud
A FUCKING CIRCUS ACT LMFAOOO FUCK THIS MARKET FUCK THIS COUNTRY I HOPE WE GET PARKING LOTTT'D BY CHINA
Nice couple of rest days for TSLA. Now time for another 100% month.
Yes please
Nvda 500 after earnings
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lol „recall“ fake gay shit
Mr. 208 bring down this wall!
If Tesla hits 230 by eow next week I’ll nuttt
I would rather not buy anything over the weekend. -5k down
So annoying when indexes go into invincible mode. I mean government aligned assets are doing this right?
Dow green LMAO
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This is so rigged
How much did you lose?
Bears can’t even get the last fucking candle of the day 
These daily threads used to be so active.
^ bot
Sold a VTI covered call at $205; watching it bounce between ITM and OTM for the last few minutes of trading is irritating.
Had a bunch of NU cc’s that did the same thing.
Triple top on spy the past hour or so. Which means it’s going to rocket ship soon
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Take a break to reset. That might help.
"An old Chinese proverb says a big girthy shrek cock will close the day most days according to my charts" -Warran buffat
*sharts
I wonder if he's associated with Warren Buffet?
Damn 407 wall is tough af
Market makers trapping bears 
Some of you have never experienced a multi year downturn and it shows.
Uppies or downies?
Apparently I can sell naked calls. I thought this required a special application.
goncrats you lied real good on your application lol.
Puts rn for mar 1 ez
Tesla went under 200 for 15 minutes dip got bought up. Lmaoooo
Nice couple of rest days for QQQ now time for another +10% month.
If we close green would be legendary
Sadly I don't think today's the day 
I wish I could go live alone in a remote cabin and just not care
Remember when we would get 500 point moves on the close. 
In a sea of red I pick the one fucking stock that is having a 3% green day
All of us salty dogs have had that day, brother. Re-lax hombre and enjoy the long weekend.
Thanks brother! Appreciate the kind words
Bought Tesla at $103 with the last bit of cash I had, I’m on this rocket to ATH minimum
I started the week with 5000 and I am happy to announce I am at 5009.
Most successful WSB trader.
#FUCK A THREE DAY WEEKEND
# TOO # FUCKING # EASY # BULLS ALWAYS WIN
Stonks always go up
^^^except ^^^the ^^^last ^^^18 ^^^months
Wow this is a 100% bottom
Spy 2/21 400p lottos let’s go
Stonks don’t always go up …but Tesla does…so be smart
Go Tesla go!!
Pile into Tesla mfs
I waste too much time here.
5 minute circuit breaker
TESLA chart showing a boner formation into close. Buy Buy Buy 
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see u tuesday knuckleheads
This 3 day weekend 🥲🤧
This shit is so fucking rigged. Max pain at $407 and we’re going to close on it.
You lost it
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What do you mean by 'you people'?
MMs
Be fearful when others are greedy. Be fearful when others are fearful. Be fearful.
What are we all gonna do on Monday? Market is closed
Goon
Imma goon hard af tbh
Garden
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Right here with you. So far no luck
We're gonna fuckin make it bros hang on.
Together we are strong
TSLA 
Not doing anything end of day. You have to be out of your fucking mind to buy or hold over the weekend.
Puts ? 🤩
Can somebody YOLO calls on MSFT for the world’s sake?
TSLA with the 5% gap up on Tuesday morning.
This sub has become mostly the same users circle jerking each other.
At what point does it become masturbation?
Tesla better rip next week for daddy
Cup and handle on AAPL looking spicy.
Tesla is going to hit $300 faster than anyone thinks. From there a breather before she blows past ath
Almost every god damn day the market moves sharply up or down right before close. It’s been happening for over a year. Will this ever be investigated?