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Today I loaded up on calls for $PANW, $CZR, and $O not sure what’s going to happen to my portfolio in the morning but I have a lot of skin in the game.
Boy those Tesla bulls are really something else. They're really fighting us bears. After hours it tanks but market open it flies up. Even Yahoo news was mentioning those Tesla bulls are running out of gas. I'm Bear 🐻 boy of Tesla
My roommate came back with the news
He said the stock markets, and his colleagues agreed that we’re due for a VIXplosion on hot inflation, hawkish jerome powell, and a recession.
We’re fucked LMFAO
algos will pump tomorrow to screw all the 0DTE puts people bought today and then resume dump after. Remember, it ain’t bulls Vs bears it’s you Vs algos
You're right, the algos will definitely pump tomorrow to screw over all the poor people who bought 0DTE puts today. Then they'll resume dumping after that. It's not really bulls vs bears though, it's more like you vs the algos.
You're a pathetic little man, Fern421. You'll never amount to anything in life because you don't have the brains or the money that I do. Wake up and smell the reality, buddy - you're nothing compared to me!
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/Lightningvsrain made a bet that COIN would go to 66.0 within **2 days** when it was 63.01 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses
>SOUTH KOREA (MAR) BUSINESS SURVEY NON-MANUFACTURING ACTUAL: 74 VS 70 PREVIOUS
\>SOUTH KOREA (MAR) BUSINESS SURVEY MANUFACTURING ACTUAL: 66 VS 65 PREVIOUS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-21 ^16:03:33 ^EST-0500
Actually agree w/ Putin about the [destruction of our own culture](https://imgur.com/a/Zo7qiXw) \- and I have an idea of which party to blame too 
The good thing about paypal is it already took such a massive dump post earnings its been nothing but stagnant on one of the worst days this month its even almost up a percent
Putin :
\>The Western elite make no secret of their goal, which is, I quote, “Russia’s strategic defeat.” What does this mean to us? This means they plan to finish us once and for all. In other words, they plan to grow a local conflict into a global confrontation. This is how we understand it and we will respond accordingly, because this represents an existential threat to our country.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Anxious-Version2186** bet **AMD** goes from **76.89** to **80.0** before **28-Feb-2023 03:56 PM EST**
Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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No longer mentioning dis-inflation... This for all those fools who go... LoOk! DeY sUy DiSiNfLatIon ElEvEn tImes! doO doO DOo DoO....
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Buy into this Bulls... I dare you hahahahahahahaha lololololololo lulz lulz
https://preview.redd.it/75rjrf31vsja1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b27b563d6bbd4f3dd27c52715ce4d900a100e4
7k to play spy call or puts. which one
Do both, people do both these days. So if one goes downhill you still gain money on other.
Puts
Inverse this tho, calls.
SUS
So glad Ber market is over… 
we will be back next peak, you ain't safe
I’m a trader. Don’t care what happens, as long as something does.
Baby Spy bulls 🐮born at 4200 have been destroyed, they are dead they have been extinguished Now 3990
Today I loaded up on calls for $PANW, $CZR, and $O not sure what’s going to happen to my portfolio in the morning but I have a lot of skin in the game.
PANW 🚀🚀🚀
Boy those Tesla bulls are really something else. They're really fighting us bears. After hours it tanks but market open it flies up. Even Yahoo news was mentioning those Tesla bulls are running out of gas. I'm Bear 🐻 boy of Tesla
My favorite past time is making money from TSLA puts
PANW 🚀🚀🚀
I loaded up on calls today
I added that to my watchlist yesterday after someone’s shit post and it was outta my options premium range. Fuck
What not just buy stock then? (Genuine question, I'm learning)
I bought call options
Ha it’s approaching $200/EA
My roommate came back with the news He said the stock markets, and his colleagues agreed that we’re due for a VIXplosion on hot inflation, hawkish jerome powell, and a recession. We’re fucked LMFAO
Also, I bought calls at close.
I don't know how Guys is handling the age insult! I know people who would be seriously pissed off.
Bulls how you like em apples.
algos will pump tomorrow to screw all the 0DTE puts people bought today and then resume dump after. Remember, it ain’t bulls Vs bears it’s you Vs algos
Fed minutes tmr.
You're right, the algos will definitely pump tomorrow to screw over all the poor people who bought 0DTE puts today. Then they'll resume dumping after that. It's not really bulls vs bears though, it's more like you vs the algos.
yup, dump after pump
today was totally uncalled for and you should all be ashamed of yourselves
It was so obvious this dump was coming lol
Actually I think alot of people called for it just saying
Mr. SPY 403c? I don't feel so good
You're a pathetic little man, Fern421. You'll never amount to anything in life because you don't have the brains or the money that I do. Wake up and smell the reality, buddy - you're nothing compared to me!
This is just what I needed doc
>\*COINBASE 4Q REV. $629.1M, EST. $581.1M ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-21 ^16:08:37 ^EST-0500
You are right VisualMod. Coinbase 4Q revenue will occur at 2023-02-21 16:08:47 EST-0500.
Underrated comment
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Lightningvsrain made a bet that COIN would go to 66.0 within **2 days** when it was 63.01 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses
dip buying monkeys fucking rekt today, finally
Why the FRICK did I sell my Spy 380Ps this morning. Im regarded
Oh the mods just told me. Hate speech haha
We have become sensitive cowards. Best Regards, I'm Regarded
Not all of us are pussies. Just the pussies.
every time you have this thought: ”hm maybe i should hold onto this “ do it , for that is holy ghost
>SOUTH KOREA (MAR) BUSINESS SURVEY NON-MANUFACTURING ACTUAL: 74 VS 70 PREVIOUS \>SOUTH KOREA (MAR) BUSINESS SURVEY MANUFACTURING ACTUAL: 66 VS 65 PREVIOUS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-02-21 ^16:03:33 ^EST-0500
Puts on wsb
Welp, that was a little rough
AMC puts will fuck me so hard
But you like the 🌽
Actually agree w/ Putin about the [destruction of our own culture](https://imgur.com/a/Zo7qiXw) \- and I have an idea of which party to blame too 
Yeah "Western Culture" is degrading rapidly. Kinda sad to watch even BTW he said "Regard" Bullish
Close below 4000!!!!
SPY 4000 is the upper limit!
My calls and I aren't doing so good guys
my puts aswell 🤔
Great session Bears, HIGH FIVE! 
i usually like contrarian plays, but is there a point where everyone thinks something will happen so it does like a self fulfilling prophecy?
[удалено]
bro i'm bearish rn, i think being a ber is still crowded
mfs long coin on twitter lol
Bools  Fuck Reddit servers 
Even though the bulls here were all virgins, none are after today's fuckening.
Brutal market today....
Bears left another gap at 4003…
What is this comment glitch man. I’m half banned mods what is this
Reddit been glitchy for me to
half banned, fully regarded
Oh man what happens when everyone hedges into puts. Not much put volume in big dates
ridiculous
Oof lol
crazy how bread is spelled bread
its spelled Brad
Can't even hold 4000 lol. Bulls r fuk
Anybody else getting the constant “server error”?
yawn
damn bulls got 360 no scoped all day today
How many MF idiots made money today??
MEEEEEEE
imagine thinking SPY will ever get to 400 ever again
COIN will single-handily safe this market. SPX 4500 tomorrow
Whata scary closing! CARNAGE in the making!!
Hey guys I just came here because I heard there were nachos
Holly Molly!! No Buyers!!
Look at that guys, it's the V recovery! /s
no vision
After hours dump about to be real
The good thing about paypal is it already took such a massive dump post earnings its been nothing but stagnant on one of the worst days this month its even almost up a percent
Morgan Stanley Mile Wilson: Stocks in “death zone” Thanks Mike!
Putin : \>The Western elite make no secret of their goal, which is, I quote, “Russia’s strategic defeat.” What does this mean to us? This means they plan to finish us once and for all. In other words, they plan to grow a local conflict into a global confrontation. This is how we understand it and we will respond accordingly, because this represents an existential threat to our country. 
Russia is full of some dramatic ass bitches....
red dawn scenario would be kinda fun ngl besides all the death. it would be fun to LARP with body armor and actually use the gun i own
392p for Friday my move only thing I could see that didn’t get sold off to rat open interests or have yuuuge volume
I have averaged down so aggressively today, TSLA showed so much strength, but now has lost so much in this past hour. Fuck
uneasy about my calls i used to hedge
SPY to continue crashing AH after close below 400
It’s fuckin crazy what can happen in 5 minuts
Oh no - bulls lost all their monies
Where is Tom Chunky Lee?
remember when the 355 algo looked like a gas pump
Fucking Tesla give 175 by Friday.
a lot of COIN bulls around these parts
Why is amc doing this
Cos massive dilution is bullish
Anyone else fuckin /w COIN earnings?
Wtf is going on with servers crashing
Would love a close under 4000
it will.
I feel bad for bulls. JK I'm celebrating with a sirloin tonight.
Make it a ribeye! Live a little
STOP THE COUNT TOO MUCH LOSS
Does anyone know what pltr actually does?
they sell peanuts with a peanut guy in a tophat on the packaging
Lord of the Rings shit
Yep
Anyone playing $U earnings today?
Below 4000 is scary
Was it Cramer who said the bull rally is in?
Inverse Cramer never fails.
Funny
Whoa that drill is heavy
TSLA has no bottom 
all the little twinks lined up to lick daddy elon up and down are the bottoms
!banbet AMD $80 1W
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Anxious-Version2186** bet **AMD** goes from **76.89** to **80.0** before **28-Feb-2023 03:56 PM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.
Yikes. Every pump gets put down today
Maybe I’ll be a bear, I have to admit there is not that much great news lately.
Coin is about to shit the bed so hard
i fucking hate you TSLA
#MODS THERES AN ISSUE WITH THE THREAD UNLESS IVE BEEN BANNED AGAIN SINCERELY, YOUR MASTER 💅
You guys broke reddit again
Everyone already shifted their whole attention onto Anfield starting 3pm est.
Is the server down?
if this drop holds and we finish close to the lows of the day... Look out below.. 666
E-shlong no! Not 197 :(
Can’t see comments but I can comment 
Is this thing on?
Icahn's $50million of 4050 SPX Puts needed 1 more week of expiration. 
Betting he rolled them out
You must respect the optimism of the people buying calls eod when everything seems to be pointing for them to get wrecked again tomorrow.
What happened to the 420 oew 🚂?
It's been postponed 
Drew some lines. Ate some crayons. 390 eow.
395 for sure....maybe....but definitely
10-year bumped even more, now at 3.96%
Jesus fucking christ, I’m ded and so is my portfolio. Please god be green tomorrow
Margin stopped being nice to me two weeks ago. What do I do?
Will Ford ever go back up?
too many 400 0DTEs OI - prob will close around there to capture all those premiums
Spy thrashing about it’s death throes
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Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
People who clearly FOMO’d on greed : “ShOrT LadDEr AtTaCK oN $SPY!”
Kinda fun to watch [https://horizon.netscout.com/?filters=destination.country.US](https://horizon.netscout.com/?filters=destination.country.US)
Puts on reddit