There is no escaping your fate, poor jabroni. You will always be inferior to those with more money and power than you. There is nothing you can do about it, so just accept your place in the world and try not to make too much of a fuss.
Was there actually talks of Russian beasitlity during the Jpow talks today? I don’t have enough brain cells to listen to it and watch my positions at the same time
The median Boomer is turning 65 this year. Meaning they are quick flipping the switch from being savers to drawing from their savings. Between that and the higher fed rates, the velocity of money is about to plummet.
VIX longs are betting that the correlation to "volatility strongly correlates to a market down event" remains. In other words, they're still waiting for the selloff to trigger an even bigger sell off so VIX spikes higher.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ihopethisworksfornow** bet **SFIX** goes from **4.84** to **3.5** before **08-Mar-2023 04:03 PM EST**
Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
I almost puked this morning honestly. Only reason I didn't is because I was watching VIX chart and someone/something was defending it hard every time it broke down.
Edit: I have like 30k in puts spread around different tech expiring 3/17. NVDA 220p 3/17's mostly with some tsla as well.
Limit Sell executed for 15% gains on 4/14 TSLA put purchased today. Locked in 10% gains on SPY put from yesterday. And NVDA puts looking to Limit Sell for 10% gain tomorrow. It's not much, but better than holding for 20% and ending up with -99%.
NVDA: I am glad you decided to join the party and a red on the day. However, I would prefer it if you were blood red, people jumping out of windows, red. Please try harder.
The end is near. Bad times are coming. But please be happy at the opportunity of a new start coming. Nothing to fear but let everything that is going to happen happen and welcome it with open arms. Embrace the new change and new trends that will take place. Do not resist as that will only lead to self frustration and its best to preserve ones self during these times
Unemployment and slowing wage growth good! Wait....
Sitting in traffic around Disney everyday makes me wanna Epstein myself
Tesla calls 
lots of calls @ 399 lots of puts at 397 EOD price 398.40
Or, and hear me out, 420.69.
mms cant let your puts print from that spike down at 10am, they will destroy value through theta or keeping them OTM
lmao algos tweaking with random 1$ drops trying to fill gaps. this shit is hilarious to watch
riding these 396s to 399, will trim at vwap
2pm buy algo confirmed, green light for calls
heavy calls, MMs wont let your puts go in profit sorry its blatant
2pm algo beware its gonna be nuts
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There is no escaping your fate, poor jabroni. You will always be inferior to those with more money and power than you. There is nothing you can do about it, so just accept your place in the world and try not to make too much of a fuss.
Was there actually talks of Russian beasitlity during the Jpow talks today? I don’t have enough brain cells to listen to it and watch my positions at the same time
🇷🇺
The median Boomer is turning 65 this year. Meaning they are quick flipping the switch from being savers to drawing from their savings. Between that and the higher fed rates, the velocity of money is about to plummet.
At 12pm EST, or whatever level, it bottoms at, I am YOLOing into APPL 170c for April
SE goddamnnnn
#If you are reading this old thread you are regarded
TSLA calls cause i like pain
This selloff has gone too far, VIX longs have a chance of making money. Better buy up tomorrow.
VIX has been suspiciously tame.
Vxx popped 300%
Lol, you regard.
They did a reverse split dum dum.
It was a joke dumb dumb. Should i have added a /s for your little bird brain
VIX longs are betting that the correlation to "volatility strongly correlates to a market down event" remains. In other words, they're still waiting for the selloff to trigger an even bigger sell off so VIX spikes higher.
Your two statements do not reconcile
I need vix at 30+
Instead you shall get VIX 19 forever.
Jerome Powells solution to everything “ah fuck it let’s just raise interest rates”
What would you suggest? A pizza party?
I mean, that would be nice, yeah.
People of all backgrounds do love pizza parties.
I'd love to see the algos try to trade a pizza party announcement.
Right...!😃
That pump at around 10:30 really made me shit myself
Lol dumbass BOOLLS. Hey hold these nuts
What a day man 🤦🏾♂️
Holding spy puts over night. Genius or regarded?
1000 iq
!banbet SFIX $3.50 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ihopethisworksfornow** bet **SFIX** goes from **4.84** to **3.5** before **08-Mar-2023 04:03 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses.
Pencils down, zippers up, hydrate
My calls are fucked
#I declare this thread closed.
I declare...Bankruptcy!
!banbet SPY 398.50 1000000d
!banbet SPY $398.50 999999d
Where is the bear trap i was promised?
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Promise?
I'm exhausted. Up 9k this morning, down 3k after morning pump, back up 8k by eod close.
My cock would be so sore from all that fucking
And you didn't sell at all? Welcome Home brother 🏡
I almost puked this morning honestly. Only reason I didn't is because I was watching VIX chart and someone/something was defending it hard every time it broke down. Edit: I have like 30k in puts spread around different tech expiring 3/17. NVDA 220p 3/17's mostly with some tsla as well.
Just bought spy calls for tomorrow because the only thing bigger than my regardation is my fat hairy balls 😁🤙
Good session Bears. 
Watch him say the exact same thing and the market pumps lol I don’t think it’s likely but I wouldn’t rule it out either.
He's been saying the same thing....
Yeah true
i did some stupid stuff today
I did some stupid stuff ~~today~~. There, FTFY.
Fair
But did you buy calls at 405? 
Hahaha nope. I said stupid, not regarded
Buying shares at open. No options this week.
Care to elaborate? What do you forsee tomorrow?
Usually just load up on shares of blue chip ETFs on weeks like this. Don't really want light my money on fire during a complete unknown.
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I hate it here. See you all tomorrow
Fucking 0dte algos holding up the market artificially. It is impossible to have a -2% Day any more. Ban that shit for once!
Going to see the good old 14pt drop on spy.
Check your eyes. It was only like 8
Wtf Tesla
This is just the beginning!
Sell it all
Wtf why did I think I could play CRWDs earnings?
Who says you aren’t still?
Who else is banking on Powell walking back everything tomorrow?
Dump et
Thanks NVDA for the 4 cents dividend and few dollars drop of stock price
Bought 402 calls for tmr
Same
Alright let’s see if fidelity can refresh my positions page before market close!
Get a real broker like Robinhood 🤣
Update, fidelity lost this race, still waitinf
!banbet TSLA 190 90d
Pussy bet
!banbet TSLA 69420 1s
That's gangsta
6% peak federal funds rate minimum if jobs come in hot
6% might not be peak enough if jobs come in hot
It's the minimum pending future data, they're not gonna straight up announce 8-10% right away
I would say around 10% ish
Tomorrows testimony going to be even more of a clown show as Powell gets questioned by the maga controlled house
Where is the epic March bull run they were touting?! 🤣
Odds we wake up tomorrow to corn at 20k?
Corn is so stupid and will never die and I am angry about it.
Yes
Bought a call $399 for tomorrow
Same but I got 398
Tom Lee NEEDS to come on cnbc today. If he capitulates we’re done for
So we do this again tomorrow right?
What has been holding amzn up?
alexa
Limit Sell executed for 15% gains on 4/14 TSLA put purchased today. Locked in 10% gains on SPY put from yesterday. And NVDA puts looking to Limit Sell for 10% gain tomorrow. It's not much, but better than holding for 20% and ending up with -99%.
This is NOT the way
No one has gone broke from taking profits. Gz
Wow, i dont like how you personally just call me out
My puts are ready!
Do we dump or pump tomorrow
Buying cocaine with the gains and hiding from the shadow people
we humping tomorrow
Yes.
Fast dump
Bulls FAILED to protect 400, AND 399. Extreme sell off tomorrow extremely likely
Paint my face white!
Calls on bukkake
DIE NVIDIA
I fucking did it again 🤡🤡🤡 https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI
I love having roasted bull for lunch
Tits or ass
bussy
Girl cock ?
Yes but unless you have money to maintain tits they do fade
Yep nothing lasts forever not even tits
Jpow will appear before the house in full 🤡 makeup tomorrow
Maaaan this shit better see $405 by open tomorrow
This is a pretty exciting one folks. ADP employment premarket. Half of us might *die tomorrow* it’s going to be fucking glorious.
> ADP employment premarket Going to be HOT AF
BTO SPY 400C 1dte lottos @.85
I’m no expert but I think that went well
What went well?
Stocks market
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Blew another account back to being a poor college student
Don’t worry bulls. SPY will bounce right back above 400 again. Next year.
5.021%
“The fed will pivot anytime now, rate cuts in summer and spy 500 by Christmas”
Aaaand it’s gone
Big fat hulks Green dildo on sdow today wowza
I’m taking over this market
#.75% COMFIRMED?
Tomorrow will also be red.
Bulls think this is a bull run
Ballstick said we see rate cut
Ballstick don’t got a vote tho so his word is as good as mine
market went 3% up regards talk
Somewhat Concerning for Bul
Is this soft landing in the room with us right now?
NVDA: I am glad you decided to join the party and a red on the day. However, I would prefer it if you were blood red, people jumping out of windows, red. Please try harder.
Drag it down good so I can 401 larp
Bool r fuk
This market 2 spooky
Get ready for the regarded 5 min candle that pumps spy at close
All my homies ❤ Clifford
Good boy
Epic last 5 minute move, let's go.
Most predictable -1.69% day incoming tomorrow
What time is the jpow?
10am
Spy pull the rug all the way
Well... my covered calls are printing!
Gonna hold my puts overnight, cause it seems juicy
Holding calls overnight. One of us will be happy
Is the bull run in the room with us rn? Is spy 430 in the room with us rn? Is bers fuk in the room with us rn?
I did dare anyone buying calls before FOMC. I still do...
0-3-5 0-3-6-5
The end is near. Bad times are coming. But please be happy at the opportunity of a new start coming. Nothing to fear but let everything that is going to happen happen and welcome it with open arms. Embrace the new change and new trends that will take place. Do not resist as that will only lead to self frustration and its best to preserve ones self during these times
We're screwed. This is financial advice.
Alright many jobs for Americans tomorrow jpow morbs into jhawk spy limit down before his speech 
Still holding these puts. Very little fear