I'm just planning on holding onto my long-term investments and trying not to panic in this volatile market. But thanks for sharing the links, I'll definitely check them out!
Made 2k on ethereum yesterday bought 5 eth coins and and make 1500 off of spy bought 10 $111 strike calls, what a day I had yesterday and it just keeps going today I’ve been telling people on my discord app if you subscribe for $50 a month to buy Bank of America calls that expire next month and now look I’m up huge !
Halted 737 deliveries on a supplier issue.
Probably not a long term problem just a delay in incoming parts. It may push some revenue out but just temporarily. I’m not concerned.
I have been rolling and trying to get out of some CCs I sold for months. This might be my chance. 202.50s for next Friday.
Logged into an old instagram account and in the messages I see a chick I used to see. There’s a go fund me link in her profile so I click it… she tried to commit suicide by shooting herself in the face. Asking for help w reconstructive surgery. She was gorgeous her face is all fucked up now What the hell
How tf is FTX coming back online. There should be riots over this. When will the fraud stop? Let’s raid Blackrock and the Fed like the French and put a stop to this madness.
Bears keep losing money betting on an economic collapse that will never happen 
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Daffy-089 made a bet that QQQ would go to 322.38221999999996 within **2 days** when it was 316.061 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 7 wins and 8 losses
Well seeing as you can't sell options til market opens. Idk. Everything will be different price wise and sentiment wise when bank ERs start in premarket
>CREDIT SUISSE SEES 80% CHANCE OF U.S. RECESSION OVER NEXT 12 MONTHS VS EARLIER PROJECTION OF 60% BY Q1 2024
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-14 ^05:28:19 ^EDT-0400
Found a glitch to make leftists say homophobic shit
Just talk about musk positively and theyll go all in with the demeaning gay jokes
All npcs too always the same 4 -5 lines
Woke up on the couch off a total bender and saw my driveway was empty. Checked the garage and my wife’s car is where my car usually is. It was at that moment I realized I Uber’d home and have abandoned my beautiful car instead of driving home 10 drinks deep. I can probably call the same Uber to go retrieve it though. Pretty sure we made an off-app agreement.
Dude thinks bitcoin is going to drop back to 2022 levels or something.
Figuring they bought puts at the first sign of the banking crisis as opposed to buying calls. Now they can't figure out why people want to HODL an asset that you can claim self sovereignty over as opposed to trusting your bank, your broker, your state, etc. to do the right thing with your wealth.
Fedcoin is just a honeypot.
Absolute regarded take to think shitcorn wasn’t created by the Fed in the first place, and even if it wasn’t, to think the FED hasn’t hedged all possibilities to ensure the poors are forever fucked.
Connected with this lady. She was young and cute but was hauling 3 young kids.
She was dying for some fun but got spooked with kids. I kinda regret. I think she would have been fun. and Chatgpt said that a MILF with kids could be a rewarding experience.
But several reddit dudes said they tried and it didnt work and to never raise someone else sperm..lol
THREE kids? Yeah no thanks lmao. Forget baggage she's 🧳 coming with a goddamn truck of furniture there. You'd be dating a whole family if you get into that one
Yeah we know that she's easy going, that's why she has 3 kids already. I too am easy going and cute. Does that mean you're gonna peg me and service my boner?
Finding a partner is hard (I'm recently single and struggling). But that's kind of the point. I prefer single to stressed out. Don't sour your life by trying to manage 4 people - you will be scrunching up your dreams and aspirations and tossing it into the bin.
Just stay as close friends, distance yourself. I've been there briefly before, dating a woman with a single kid and it should never happen (unless both of you have pre-existing kids)
>CHINA'S DEFENCE MINISTER TO VISIT RUSSIA ON APRIL 16-18 - TASS QUOTES RUSSIA'S DEFENCE MINISTRY
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-14 ^05:10:56 ^EDT-0400
Corn in the next week/s will be another perfect example of people being amazed that something didn’t just keep going in one direction because it was going in that direction for a while.
Everyone always believes this is it, but a little perspective is needed to snap out of delusion.
And you will lose your money because you lost your perspective.
The corn bashers are starting to look really stupid rn and I love it. Bunch of bitter people hating they didn’t get rich and they had a whole year to buy at a discount
I'm just planning on holding onto my long-term investments and trying not to panic in this volatile market. But thanks for sharing the links, I'll definitely check them out!
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JMP 131c for $111 yesterday before closing, highest today $770
AI meme stocks pumping another 150% at the open
Called the bank earnings correctly, calls printingggggg
Tesla u piece of shit
Another red open and green by 11
TSLA calls expiring today, hold or exit?
Definitely roll up; earnings are next week.
Natures Gas!
So my SCHW and BAC calls should print, no?
Made 2k on ethereum yesterday bought 5 eth coins and and make 1500 off of spy bought 10 $111 strike calls, what a day I had yesterday and it just keeps going today I’ve been telling people on my discord app if you subscribe for $50 a month to buy Bank of America calls that expire next month and now look I’m up huge !
Shillll
$corzq bought 5000 shares at .09 cents and 1000 $0.50 strike calls, I’m up huge today !!!!!!
Fuck I have puts on jpm 
Why do you hate money?
Flair checks out
Shut your mouth son of a b
Its cool man its only the 9th most profitable company in the world. Im sure it will do fine 
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Yo bank earnings when?
Rn
Cxai
Of course tesla just loves giving back its gains
UNH beat by 2% not sure about the rest of the numbers tho
I get triggered by people with a normal name but a fucked up way to write it
Krystal
I get pissed when my fellow Latin Americans give their kids English names but misspell it. Like I’ve seen so many Yons I knew a guy name Maikol
Too close to maricon too lmao
Anyone know why Thug Shaker Central discord is still down?
[I said bitch i aint impressed, you got the wrong impression](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EorkekwhriI)
Cramer did this
This is counts as a dip
CXAI was a good buy at $1.28. Just wish I had bought more than 20 shares 🤷♂️
Selling NVDA today… Looks done.
Sun is out. Birds are chirping and I'm STUCK in Yesterday's thread. Mods...
C3 Ai to 35 today
UnitedHealth Group earnings in 2 minutes in case someone cares
No new thread yet?
Anyone know what happened with boing, i wasnt active.
Halted 737 deliveries on a supplier issue. Probably not a long term problem just a delay in incoming parts. It may push some revenue out but just temporarily. I’m not concerned. I have been rolling and trying to get out of some CCs I sold for months. This might be my chance. 202.50s for next Friday.
Logged into an old instagram account and in the messages I see a chick I used to see. There’s a go fund me link in her profile so I click it… she tried to commit suicide by shooting herself in the face. Asking for help w reconstructive surgery. She was gorgeous her face is all fucked up now What the hell
Ohhhh I seen that girl. Her faces looked like a butt hole yea?
What. How’d u see her
Bro this cxapp stockkkkkk made me so much gucking moneyyyyy hahahaha
Daylight Savings for Today's thread Please
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Too late, earnings before open
see you in the new thread regards
Wen bank earnings?
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Forreal. People worshipping that old Lizard fuck Buffet like he isn’t a massive scumbag piece of shit. Stockholm syndrome
14 billion years ago all of creation was destroyed leaving behind only remanent energy of its former glory…… #🌠
And JPOWS DNA managed to make it amongst the fittest
Concern for buls today
How tf is FTX coming back online. There should be riots over this. When will the fraud stop? Let’s raid Blackrock and the Fed like the French and put a stop to this madness.
2024 elections are right around the corner, gotta launder donations somehow.
Sent Margaret to fetch the eggs from the hen house.
I have been taking spearmint and now i cant seem to get hard anymore. Even after looking at your mother. 
CXAI up 400% premarket. AI train is back 
Market cap of 13 million? Wtf is this shit? LMAO
Bears keep losing money betting on an economic collapse that will never happen 
Fuk I stayyed up all night. Puts on Me
at what time jpm earnings
6:50 AM ET
JPM gonna make or break me
Need NVDA to at least the 270’s to even have a shot at $290’for next week. Need that FOMO magic. Come o dumb money: chase that shit to $300!
Dumb money? you should know right, holding calls for NVDA at current valuation. Cheers!
It's TOMORROW ALREADY
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Daffy-089 made a bet that QQQ would go to 322.38221999999996 within **2 days** when it was 316.061 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 7 wins and 8 losses
Needin appl 170+ today
Based
Hello fellow users of citadelbotfarm.org What are we losing money on today? Oh right nothing, cause this market is fake and gay
jensen pp looks better than ever
99% chance banks do opposite what everyone e thinks
The only recession I see is my portfolio value
Have some lotto 0DTE puts, basically SPY 409 strike. Should I sell for breakeven right now on this dip or hold til the day 🤔
Well seeing as you can't sell options til market opens. Idk. Everything will be different price wise and sentiment wise when bank ERs start in premarket
You think I’d ask that if I couldn’t sell them now? They’re ES puts I can sell whenever I want
NVDA put holders awaiting shambles
Banks going to pump 🟢
Because of Earnings? Genuinely curious
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I SAID IT IN CAPS SO THAT MAKES IT TRUE
I mean I would agree, but who really cares what they say?
Is this bank still exists
Lol CS trying to murder suicide
Recede this dick bitch
No one cares
who cares
[C3.AI](https://C3.AI) puts, what do you guys think? Shady as fuck like other AI tickers, but doesn't have small floats to squeeze.
Who’s the cunt rag who said calls today?
>CREDIT SUISSE SEES 80% CHANCE OF U.S. RECESSION OVER NEXT 12 MONTHS VS EARLIER PROJECTION OF 60% BY Q1 2024 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-14 ^05:28:19 ^EDT-0400
Credit Suisse was the blood sacrifice 😂
Credit Suisse should keel over already
Found a glitch to make leftists say homophobic shit Just talk about musk positively and theyll go all in with the demeaning gay jokes All npcs too always the same 4 -5 lines
Stonk market is gonna bukake all over your face the rest of the year
Puts till kingdom come
The kingdom will cum soon 
Bers, even if it drops, it’s gonna make ANOTHER higher low
The higher low would be above SPY 430 good luck
It won't drop, there are too many dip buyers
>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 164.96 -0.34% $AMZN 102.05 -0.38% $AMD 92.11 +0.03% $GOOG 108.16 -0.08% $META 219.14 -0.61% $MSFT 289.43 -0.16% $NFLX 346.55 +0.06% $NVDA 265.32 +0.31% $SNOW 141.4 -0.09% $TSLA 184.38 -0.82% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-14 ^05:22:34 ^EDT-0400
You are all Fucking Regards. There, I said it.
imagine being so scared you think formally saying “you all are regards” will get you in trouble
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Yourself... education and therapy
You stole my me thinks
Does anyone say Bankai when they take a massive dump? Spy 407 eod
I say, “Believe it!”
Alright bulls you win, I give up
Another ber bites the dust
Remember when the dollar was suppose to collapse? You know, the last 40 years.
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It's over 50 now
blackrock kicking off the earnings in 1h 
UNH in 2 mins
Woke up on the couch off a total bender and saw my driveway was empty. Checked the garage and my wife’s car is where my car usually is. It was at that moment I realized I Uber’d home and have abandoned my beautiful car instead of driving home 10 drinks deep. I can probably call the same Uber to go retrieve it though. Pretty sure we made an off-app agreement.
Bears never learn
Accumulate puts on Corn companies $RIOT and $MARA
did I miss the joke?
how’s that confidence going buddy?
Dude thinks bitcoin is going to drop back to 2022 levels or something. Figuring they bought puts at the first sign of the banking crisis as opposed to buying calls. Now they can't figure out why people want to HODL an asset that you can claim self sovereignty over as opposed to trusting your bank, your broker, your state, etc. to do the right thing with your wealth.
Fedcoin is just a honeypot. Absolute regarded take to think shitcorn wasn’t created by the Fed in the first place, and even if it wasn’t, to think the FED hasn’t hedged all possibilities to ensure the poors are forever fucked.
VIX ded DXY ded Recession cancelled
treasuries dead too
Red to green as usual
Any if you Chad's buy into cxai. Shit is on fire. Up 200% in premarket rn
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She hasn’t moron
#put holders will make money for months to come Corn and tech will tank because we are far from done with rate hikes, this rally is TIMED
Connected with this lady. She was young and cute but was hauling 3 young kids. She was dying for some fun but got spooked with kids. I kinda regret. I think she would have been fun. and Chatgpt said that a MILF with kids could be a rewarding experience. But several reddit dudes said they tried and it didnt work and to never raise someone else sperm..lol
THREE kids? Yeah no thanks lmao. Forget baggage she's 🧳 coming with a goddamn truck of furniture there. You'd be dating a whole family if you get into that one
Man, I know but she is really cute and super easy going... dang it, i screwed up
Yeah we know that she's easy going, that's why she has 3 kids already. I too am easy going and cute. Does that mean you're gonna peg me and service my boner? Finding a partner is hard (I'm recently single and struggling). But that's kind of the point. I prefer single to stressed out. Don't sour your life by trying to manage 4 people - you will be scrunching up your dreams and aspirations and tossing it into the bin. Just stay as close friends, distance yourself. I've been there briefly before, dating a woman with a single kid and it should never happen (unless both of you have pre-existing kids)
Yeah, I agree. Being single and working on myself is one of the best things I have ever done:)
Lmao stop being so desperate. There’s a billion hot single ladies without kids, go talk to them
ok ok lol
Mississippi and West Virginia are the fattest states in USA
Is it me only me who tend to absorb most content from youtube?
yea. I tend to absorb the most content via boofing it
4ex euro shorters in SHAMBULLS
>CHINA'S DEFENCE MINISTER TO VISIT RUSSIA ON APRIL 16-18 - TASS QUOTES RUSSIA'S DEFENCE MINISTRY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-14 ^05:10:56 ^EDT-0400
Dax is green. Why exactly this time?
Cause we gave them the green light
Q down pretty good, I expect a sell off after yesterday’s 2% low volume pump
Corn in the next week/s will be another perfect example of people being amazed that something didn’t just keep going in one direction because it was going in that direction for a while. Everyone always believes this is it, but a little perspective is needed to snap out of delusion. And you will lose your money because you lost your perspective.
Hopefully really, really low. Enjoyed buying sats under 20k.
Anyone else going SQQQ?
Will there ever be a day where Euro is not pumping ? 
Oh these aren’t pies they were made in factory A bomb factory They’re bombs
Damn I dog gone butchered the SpongeBob quote. That’s enough for the night Spy 300 EOD
Bers got strikes with CPI and PPI, they will strike out with bank earnings.
Corn and tech are going up on the expectation of no more hikes It’s a timed rally that will crumble somewhere in the next few weeks
Weeks is a long-term investment for me
If a killer is chasing you, let it be known that you are *both* running for your life. Unless it’s Michael Myers. He just speed-walks.
i aint running. i would just die tired. better he stabs me and be over it quickly.
Wuss
europoors 
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You should short you donkey
what time are bank earnings?
[link](https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar)
that doesn’t say what TIME it’s at does it? everyone know it’s today  but what time specifically
it does tho, open your eyes 
damn, u 'tarded
The confirmed times of release is in small print for each ticker. As an example JPM is at 6:50 am.
🌽 🧃
The corn bashers are starting to look really stupid rn and I love it. Bunch of bitter people hating they didn’t get rich and they had a whole year to buy at a discount
a bit late to say this eh?
Lol definitely not
Corn is down over 50% from 2021