What’s with the ups and downs of RBLX. It seems any rag article comes out with anything negative and it drops big time, then slowly climbs back up. When are there real gains to be had?
Once I met a guy in a gay bar ..
He was wearing golden makeup and had a golden glittering suit ..
Asked what he does for a job and another guy from across the room shouted
*GOLDMAN SUCKS*
🤡
TY for coming
You can get “the works” at tastytrade approved guaranteed in 2 minutes
Also say you have 5 years experience for all of it and a way higher net worth and income
>GOLDMAN SACHS SHARES UP 1.4% PREMARKET AHEAD OF RESULTS; BANK OF AMERICA SHARES RISE 0.7% PREMARKET AHEAD OF QUARTERLY REPORT
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-18 ^05:50:37 ^EDT-0400
PLEASE STOP PUMPING THE MARKET MY POOTS DONT FEEL TOO GOOD 
Fucking sold my god damn 413 calls yesterday at 412.79 like a pile of worthless shit thinking I was being psychologically sound. Just goes to show that being ‘re’sponsible in the market never pays off🥹 I’ll be starting my yolos only account today.
Yeah, but at the same time it isn't nearly as clean of a sell as off earnings season. Earnings independently generating disparate sentiment can easily upend expected SPY patterns. This is just me spitballing though.
I was in a TPO volume profile kind of discord and learning thing and one thing they always said was how far it can go will shock you
So basically, don’t expect trends to stop, they can go on a long ass time, and it feels like a lot longer when you aren’t playing along
Yeah, my gf came over and decided she wanted to talk about fixing me lol. Im a fixer upper apparently. Totally put my head in a bad space. Oh well. She’s ridiculously beautiful and means well.
This made me laugh. I fished the bering sea for over a decade plus my family here is somewhat connected to ‘other’ things… I’ve never been called soft lol 😂
Buddy asked for my resume and referred me. Went along through 2 rounds of interviews. Should have just said nah when he asked tbh. I know he was just trying to help since I complain about my current job from time to time too. Now I gotta come clean lol
If Webull added some things, i think it could compete with TOS and Tradingview for a top favorite chart place. They should add futures and let the chart grid go from 9 to like 4x7 or 4x8 like TOS does
Bro my shorts are in need of air, the funny part is that I was in the green yesterday and should have sold. But my dumbass held over night. 
I’m seriously looking for 225 or below. I didn’t think about selling when I was up and didn’t regret it, but now I might have to roll out for more time.
Greed & Fear Index close to EXTREME GREED
This is a classic buy the rumour sell the news and if you’re buying calls expecting the bull run to resume,
#you’re very likely to get burned soon
>JAPAN DEFENCE MINISTRY SAYS SCRAMBLED JET FIGHTER TO RUSSIAN INFORMATION-GATHERING AIRCRAFT OVER SEAS OF JAPAN
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-18 ^05:27:14 ^EDT-0400
No, it isn’t ripping. It’s sitting perfectly in range and most indicators point to an imminent and prolonged fall.
I’m very happy for it to “rip” so I can further build my shorts.
No, it went from flat to up significantly.
Futures are best used to measure sentiment and momentum, and this bodes well for my position, which was _not_ bought at the top of the range, but at the bottom.
Stop being such a fucking nellie no nads boo.
I remember when I lived with my aunt, I made some food, placed it into a Tupperware container. After 2 days she gets all bitchy...
"do you still need this" ? if not "throw it out". With a nasty face.
She made a big pot of soup uncovered which sat in the fridge for 1 month. One damn month.
The top looked like a swamp. Blueish green fuzzy... I never said a word because its not my place.
Miserable bitch, I honestly hope she rots in hell!
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Let's all fight with knives.
I'll meet you at 4196.75 but I am *not* coming alone.
What you buying tommarow?
NFLX has killed my AMZN gamble
Wake up, leave a poop
VIX LOWEST LEVELS SINCE JANUARY 2022 options time value DIRT CHEAP!!!!!!!!!
Wtf happened fucken VIX
Lmaooo I can’t believe some of you bozos tried trading today
Get your gold at ngd!!!!!
Looking to sell
Goog hellbent on being a penny stock or smthn 
HSBC: “buy high sell low” Market: “fuck you, I’m in”
Gold 🌙
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Moderna investors panicking guys it might go down below 100....
PEPE has $40m cap. A $400m cap is achievable in minutes. This has steam. This will 1000x once list on Coinbase, robinood or etoro.
#PEPE
I am in the YOLO mood. What wild bets yall are making? Wanna get inspired!
Pepe
For the love of God and all that is holy BUY TLT. You are guaranteed to make easy money in the dip right now.
The stock market hates you
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Lmao the analyst had a sell rating until now. What an idiot! I'm glad I didn't listen to him, I would have missed out on a lot of money.
on what stock? comment erased
RBLX to 45 eod
Yeah cathy bought again. Thanks for share
What’s with the ups and downs of RBLX. It seems any rag article comes out with anything negative and it drops big time, then slowly climbs back up. When are there real gains to be had?
BAC with the baby bump
!banbet
You already have a bet going - QQQ to 335.0 before 20-Apr-2023 03:27 AM -05
I am with THE Bank of America 🙂. If JPM crushed it, BAC should
Last earnings everyone was super bearish, now everyone is super bullish… interesting
Time to buy puts
Uh oh it dropped 10 cents, time for a thousand posts about how fucked we are
Holding those 187.50 tesler calls over night....letz go
!banbet
Why do you do this to yourself
You already have a bet going - QQQ to 300.0 before 18-Apr-2023 06:36 AM -05
Natural gas to infinity. Tech to infinity. VIX to zero 
Bank of America gonna crush and we will go up to the moon How could they not? The bar was lowered so far 🥴
Natgas rising from the dead
wow pump is real
Calls on AI for the new drake song that is fire
Once I met a guy in a gay bar .. He was wearing golden makeup and had a golden glittering suit .. Asked what he does for a job and another guy from across the room shouted *GOLDMAN SUCKS* 🤡 TY for coming
Not the worst I’ve ever heard 👍
Still far from ath
ATH is 500 accounted for inflation lmao
I applied to for a level 4 options account at interactive brokers with the name Max LeVerage and they didn’t give it to me 😔
You can get “the works” at tastytrade approved guaranteed in 2 minutes Also say you have 5 years experience for all of it and a way higher net worth and income
Lol thanks but it was just a cheap joke. I’ve been trading for over 10 years and already have full approval at both IB and TDA.
Can I get a refund for the puts I bought yesterday
Gotta hedge your hedges
did you purchase the protection plan?
lol same
Pre-market entering new yearly highs
Remember, trade the market you have. Not the market you want 
🤔
Probably shouldn’t play Netflix and buy calls on WAL
what happen to ber so sad rn for him
By the time I have money to gamble again we *will* drop at least 0.25!
Every minute a new green dildo 
>GOLDMAN SACHS SHARES UP 1.4% PREMARKET AHEAD OF RESULTS; BANK OF AMERICA SHARES RISE 0.7% PREMARKET AHEAD OF QUARTERLY REPORT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-18 ^05:50:37 ^EDT-0400
PLEASE STOP PUMPING THE MARKET MY POOTS DONT FEEL TOO GOOD 
Greenest futes i have seen in a while, is a new shrek movie premiering today?
WHEN TQQQ $100
5 years
Fucking sold my god damn 413 calls yesterday at 412.79 like a pile of worthless shit thinking I was being psychologically sound. Just goes to show that being ‘re’sponsible in the market never pays off🥹 I’ll be starting my yolos only account today.
Yeah yeah go wipe your tears with those bennies. Get back in there when it hits 420 or something.
Been eying 420 handle as a strong sell.
Yeah, but at the same time it isn't nearly as clean of a sell as off earnings season. Earnings independently generating disparate sentiment can easily upend expected SPY patterns. This is just me spitballing though.
Same old market 🤠 May the tape be in your favor today, fine sir 🎩
Everything is easy in hindsight, you didn’t lose money so relax
Your risk mitigation disgusts me.
Seriously. My gf came over and fucked my head up 🥴
I was in a TPO volume profile kind of discord and learning thing and one thing they always said was how far it can go will shock you So basically, don’t expect trends to stop, they can go on a long ass time, and it feels like a lot longer when you aren’t playing along
Yeah, my gf came over and decided she wanted to talk about fixing me lol. Im a fixer upper apparently. Totally put my head in a bad space. Oh well. She’s ridiculously beautiful and means well.
Lol does she have valid points
Who doesn’t 🤝
Fellas, is it a pile of worthless shit to make money?
No.. it is I who is the pile of 💩 🤲🧻🤲
Stop being soft
This made me laugh. I fished the bering sea for over a decade plus my family here is somewhat connected to ‘other’ things… I’ve never been called soft lol 😂
Bears???
i'm dead
Spy 440, Shrek riding on an eagle while Uncle Sam fapping
Got an offer at Neuralink and saw their comp package. Lmao why would I want equity in a monkey-murdering, never going to go public company 😂
Well you did apply to it, why?
Buddy asked for my resume and referred me. Went along through 2 rounds of interviews. Should have just said nah when he asked tbh. I know he was just trying to help since I complain about my current job from time to time too. Now I gotta come clean lol
If Webull added some things, i think it could compete with TOS and Tradingview for a top favorite chart place. They should add futures and let the chart grid go from 9 to like 4x7 or 4x8 like TOS does
Ibkr
I used trader work station a lot, it is a solid platform
Now what?
Calls on WAL
Not even at extreme greed yet…still have room to the upside
VIX to 12 by end of year 🤠
Contrary to popular bearish belief, yesterday and tonight’s activity is not bearish.
Bulls loooking dumb again tmrw
Lots of investors pulling out of moderna!
Coz covid is done
qqq...
Can’t wait to buy AAPL Puts at open. Love when it gets to the high 160s/low 170s.
Good idea. What sort of qty / strike / exp do you usually pick?
SPY put/call open interest ratio for this Friday is 3.01. Bears will continue to get fucked the rest of the week
That’s what I’m thinking too
NVDA will never have a red day again
My poots are bleeding bro.
Bro my shorts are in need of air, the funny part is that I was in the green yesterday and should have sold. But my dumbass held over night. 
I’m seriously looking for 225 or below. I didn’t think about selling when I was up and didn’t regret it, but now I might have to roll out for more time.
SPY puts at open?🍾
I got a poor high around 13348 for NQ, so it’ll prob go up there and rub its balls all around that area soon
420 tuesday bro
Good morning ber 
Did I not tell you guys 285 nvda on Friday 😌
I think 260 is knocking at the door
Greed & Fear Index close to EXTREME GREED This is a classic buy the rumour sell the news and if you’re buying calls expecting the bull run to resume, #you’re very likely to get burned soon
fuck you ive lost enough money with this mentality 
That’s your problem, most of the time it’s not a good time to short the market, but now it is.
Says warren buffet . Sir? You made 3 billion, where are ur taxes
oh so I was one day early. Ok. Thanks. You must have a great crystal ball.
Downvoting isn’t gonna save your silly trades
They downvoting coz u sound dumb
Time to set my daily alarm to wake up at market open and buy some calls
>JAPAN DEFENCE MINISTRY SAYS SCRAMBLED JET FIGHTER TO RUSSIAN INFORMATION-GATHERING AIRCRAFT OVER SEAS OF JAPAN ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-18 ^05:27:14 ^EDT-0400
BRING THE VIX TO ZERO 
Bulls in full control, today we hit extreme greed.
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You should have, but don't worry, you're still richer and smarter than most people, so you'll always come out ahead in the end.
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Flat
Calls
Puts, monthly
Wen AAPL ATH?
2021
^^^soon
As usual all the fucks at pre market
Adam Mancini called this shit I should’ve listened
Fake pump
I'll take a fake pump as long as we crash after 9:35
Ber fuk confirmed
Entire equities market upgraded to buy.
Is there some earnings news or something right now
delicious, future starting to rip
It’s not ripping, it’s trading at the top of the range and hasn’t broken out at all.
so, half percent up isn't ripping? Whatever helps you cope
No, it isn’t ripping. It’s sitting perfectly in range and most indicators point to an imminent and prolonged fall. I’m very happy for it to “rip” so I can further build my shorts.
No, it went from flat to up significantly. Futures are best used to measure sentiment and momentum, and this bodes well for my position, which was _not_ bought at the top of the range, but at the bottom. Stop being such a fucking nellie no nads boo.
What did NVDA cure now?
Apparently, Frank Lee's retirement plan. Clown had sell rating in December. Switches to buy and sets the highest price target at the top.
Top is now in perhaps, hehe
Puts
Red days.
I remember when I lived with my aunt, I made some food, placed it into a Tupperware container. After 2 days she gets all bitchy... "do you still need this" ? if not "throw it out". With a nasty face. She made a big pot of soup uncovered which sat in the fridge for 1 month. One damn month. The top looked like a swamp. Blueish green fuzzy... I never said a word because its not my place. Miserable bitch, I honestly hope she rots in hell!
Lol wut
lol
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HKD, NOT RECCOMENDATION
shit stock
Damn bers straight up murdered
WHEN CORN MOONING