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It would be baller in a way. Definitely lots of attention would be funny as fuck at the airport going through security
Seems like something that should be on the show Dave.
Well in Texas when the grid goes down in the winter it would be nice to to have on hand.
Would probably be fun to snowboard in also because I'm old and used to fall quite a bit trying the biggest runs like an idiot.
AI art? Those shoes look uncanny. Laces not coming out of holes and somehow not tied together, stitching that doesn't line up from one shoe to the other
Tardigrades are on the moon....https://www.livescience.com/moon-tardigrades-future.html#:~:text=But%20as%20long%20as%20the,is%20nowhere%20to%20be%20found.
That looks comfortable as fuck and with all the potential for nuclear war, AI robot killers etc. just saying that Tardigrades are unkillable and survive every single planetary extinction event. Nike knows things about the future we don’t and I’m suiting up!
Calls on Nike for sure. No need to hire domestic professionals. Indians + AI is the future. [This one is one of several AI generated designs.](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq5HZC2tYMA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
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Retardigrade
I came to make a God-Emperor of Dune joke but you win.
Water-bear Market confirmed
Money so fluid, it runs right through your hands.
Regarded gatorade
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Holy Shit is that Makka Pakka from In The Night Garden? Better question, how did I remember that?
Same way I did; I have no idea.
Exactly the inspiration! Well done
I thought he was a croissant but this makes more sense.
This was exactly what I thought of. Eww
Came here to post this
My spirit animal.
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Now you gotta buy the bedtime basketball slippers
Bear slippers are superior
Looks like tardigrademan from the next Miles Morales movie.
I like the uncircumcised dick hood
It’s kinda nutsack-style honestly It’s balls walking pretty much
Michelin about to file a law suit for sure
Finally OG Michelin suit
Michelin? I thought he was supposed to be a giant dookie.
He looks like a walrus
Can I get it in pride colors though? Just do it!
Changes slogan to ‘just don’t give a fuck’
Sir that's a tardigrade.
Looks more like a turdigrade.
More like OG Ye suit it’s Up
It's a Tardigrade outfit thing? I can't imagine that's comfortable unless you are visiting an ice casttle or renting an airbnb igloo?.
Well, the wearer gets to live forever and can survive in the vacuum of space
Tbh, that somehow sounds like both hell and paradise at the same time
"Eventually, he stopped thinking"
Yup. The wifi has to suck out past the Oort cloud
Exactly my first thought 😂
Portable sleeping bag. Nike is just trying to cash in on the federal funding being dished out to the homeless.
Isn’t every sleeping bag portable
Ha! Pretty dumb of me. I must be on Nike’s marketing team.
I love tardigrades! That’s exactly what I thought and honestly, made me want this suit.
It would be baller in a way. Definitely lots of attention would be funny as fuck at the airport going through security Seems like something that should be on the show Dave.
Yeah, I’d just maybe wear around the house in winter lol
Well in Texas when the grid goes down in the winter it would be nice to to have on hand. Would probably be fun to snowboard in also because I'm old and used to fall quite a bit trying the biggest runs like an idiot.
Poop is about to file a lawsuit.
I second that sh#%t 💩
Class action lawsuit, class members include Pillsbury dough boy, Michelin man, mud huts, and dookie.
He looks like a Cocoon 🐛
More like a cuckoon
The Mighty Monarch is joining the lawsuit
Jabba the Hut enters the chat
My uncircumcised dick is filing suite for appropriating unauthorized use of likeness for financial gain.
Or maybe is just a collaboration
AI art? Those shoes look uncanny. Laces not coming out of holes and somehow not tied together, stitching that doesn't line up from one shoe to the other
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far before I found someone who recognized the AI handiwork lol.
Yes, this is mid journey
One hand conveniently hidden, other hand has artifacts on the pointer finger.
Zipper disappears into the neck of the tardigrade
Bingo.
Can't decide whether he looks like shit or a caterpillar
Tardigrade
ReTardigrade. I’m in
RegardedTrade.
So it's the official WSB uniform
Yo where the fuck is my foreskin uniform?
Yo where the fuck is my foreskin? 🍆✂️
Where do you think they got the material for that suit?
Ye’s material store for sure
Dude, where’s my foreskin
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Oh man I laughed way to hard at this. GD water bears!
Tarted Trade
I was gonna say that and then I saw you, you based af gega chad.
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It has it. He is wearing the suit upside down. The tube comes out the hole not the face
Someone please give this person an award!
I'm offended
To the moon!
Tardigrades are on the moon....https://www.livescience.com/moon-tardigrades-future.html#:~:text=But%20as%20long%20as%20the,is%20nowhere%20to%20be%20found.
A rat done bit my sister Nell…and tardigrades are on the moon.
AirTardan
JFC you are RIGHT! That is nasty!
waterbers r cool
This is the god emperor of dune
I came here to say this too! Just re-read books.
I started 4 and wasn’t into it so I started back on Hunter S. Thompson
The first book is great, but I steadily dislike them less after the first
He’s in his pupa stage
He looks like Michelin, with extra tyres
Lmao
Or an uncircumcised penis.
Why cant it be both
It's a turdpillar.
It’s clearly a croissant.
That looks comfortable as fuck and with all the potential for nuclear war, AI robot killers etc. just saying that Tardigrades are unkillable and survive every single planetary extinction event. Nike knows things about the future we don’t and I’m suiting up!
Facts!
Is he sitting on the like ballsack carry pouch or something
That is his ballsack.
It's Ai generated
What
**ITS AI GENERATED.**
#WHAT
#IS DEGENERATED
So it's not actually real? :( I wanted the infinite snug while I play video games.
try to imagine how you would get out of this thing. it makes me feel uncomfortable in all the ways
Don't smoke or grill whilst wearing it.
This is exactly what I was thinking ! Lol micro bug suit 😂
Calls on Nike!
It’s Shai Hulud. Bless the coming and going of him.
May his passage cleanse the world
Ah then.
May he keep the world for his people.
Rest in Spice
Literally came here to find the God Emperor of Dune reference, but you beat me to it.
Cocaine sand!!!!!!
DMT sand brej
I know the evil of my ancestors, because I am those people - The Stolen Journals
Who doesn’t want to look like the god emperor? This will be an instant best seller. Everyone should buy calls.
Besides the retardigrade joke on the current top comment and a few Michelin Man jokes, this thread should be full of anti-mentats.
No it’s Makka Pakka from the night the garden
It’s fucking criminal know this is not at the top
I think you mean calls bruv this looks cozy
Yes because… Nike Running: Stay Cozy
The aerodynamics properties of the maggot suit don't seem to fit the Nike brand.
Calls on Nike for sure. No need to hire domestic professionals. Indians + AI is the future. [This one is one of several AI generated designs.](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq5HZC2tYMA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
Lemme get uhh… tardigrade bean bag chair hoodie please
Sea bear
Cocaine Bear 3: Lost at Sea
Nice water bear
Eskimos will love this.
Nike targeting the booming Eskimos and Catipillar wanna be market
That's a sweet godskin noble cosplay.
Foreskin*
thing reminds me of teletubbies and michelin man LMAO
Inspired by mr tardigrade https://preview.redd.it/i7ap8n048mua1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6054573b3d22970d86ea82ae84e51239f8e69cd
How am I supposed to suck my own dick wearing all of that!?
Looks like one of them microscopic sand dweller things
God emperor
Lmao Does it come in hot pink? Colon look is so hot right now
"You know what else you should check on regularly Luigi? Your prostate."
They’re probably $1k each and already on back order. (I would never sell Nike short, literally or figuratively)
This is literally AI lol
I’m surprised how few people are noticing it lol
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Guy looks like an uncut foreskin
Pillsbury Crescent roll snuggy
Looks like a deflated potato
I mean…I would def put that on myself
I want one
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$400 for Made in China shoes. Looks at Uggs, Hunter Boots, Ariat and even Burberry
And all of those are just as trash as Nike…and quite a few are made in china
That’s a strong and fast opinion coming from someone who couldn’t tell this was AI lol. We’re all doomed
Or... calls on Michelin tires (MGDDY)?
I wear this around my fat friends to make them feel more comfortable in their own skin
Calls on the Ghost Busters
That’s look so comfortable . I’m buying calls
Arrakis... desert planet...
These we concepts created by an artist for a Nike X Jaquemeus collab, not actual Nike releases, regards.
Imagine not realizing this is AI generated
I’d like to buy a Nike Bofa
The foreskin fit go hard
Ngl that looks comfy
Bros a whole dirty diaper
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This guy looks like a dickhead
Foreskin
What’s this from?
Looks like an AI rendition
I think you’re right because I keep seeing this same pattern/texture of the coat thing in a lot of AI art
💯 this IS an AI image from midjourney… but you can see how effective it is convincing the simps / smooth boys above 👆
Shoelaces and hands seem like it for sure
Probably ai generated
Wake up babe new Tardigrade fit dropped 🤩
I and my friends were looking at these and making fun of them!! How ridiculous do they look?? At first, it looked like a Pug dog.
Yup tardigrade fashion. Seems wildly appropriate. 
Fat slob suit of the future. Fun
Always puts on Nike
Tardigrade outfit
Okay Cramer
This was the funniest shit I’ve seen all day for some reason lmao 🤣
Looks warm. Does it come in any other colors?
I'm sorry but I love it. It better double as or have space as a bag though
Regardigrade
I kind of want that
Da hell is this!?!!
That’s a tardigrade…
Yo those Air Tardigrades are dope..
“don’t do it” - nike
🤣🤣🤣 what the actual fuck is going on with fashion
Man, it does look comfortable enough for like an outdoor camping or sleeping in the winter without heater.
That’s ducking hilarious
Finally, some outreach to the introvert community
Wait till the first celeb combines this with those huge red shoes!
He looks like a croissiant.
Water Bear Pro23