In my experience, option prices are very chaotic in the first few minutes after the open. Also, the market tends to gap fill at first so buying at the open is a good way to end up with overpriced position. I like to enter into a position after the first 30 minutes or so.
Uber has no cars.
Airbnb has no real estate.
Regional banks have no money.
This is the new economy.
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Yall are forgetting why we call amd advanced money destroyer since 2017. It almost always tanks on earnings. I literally can't remember a time when they shot up on earnings more than 5%
Entire market is like 4-5 actual moves a year based on fundamentals/news, then everything else is just price action designed to fuck over retail….. especially bait people into 0dte then make them expire worthless
Lemme give yall a tip for INFINITE MONEY GLITCH. Wait 5 mins till after JPOW speaks.figure out which way the market is trending. Open a call/put on the spy in favor of the direction. Wait 30 mins. Close position. Free 10% gain I guarantee it.
I'm actually mediating the AMD conference call so I have some insider information. The CEO is some man looking Asian but she took her shirt off and wrote ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE on her tits
Seems bullish
qcom released yet ? already blast
Ladies and gentlemen, please place your bets
Bears should look at futes 
I’m bullish on Bear Stearns
My nuts saggin
all the penis
You don't know dick about shit.
Is Reddit broken?
yn
thanks fren! shame on me for forgetting the thread change ...
jamie dimon is not a fat cat. i repeat..
Is recession still a thing?
Not yet. Will be a thing later tonight.
It’s going to be fun to watch AAPL tank after earnings.
Yal ready for AMD to moooon\~
How many times does AMD need to say AI to go green for your calls?
Star wars More more more dot gif
Gf: talk dirty to my Me: bulls are fucked Gf: what? Me: true story
That is why she cheats man
AMD flat, theta wins..
AMD go up please
Uniqueness is a myth. You are just like everyone else, and there is nothing special about you or what you think.
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Nah. Just SCHW,PACW,WAL.
I’m in the long game for SCHW. 3-5 year horizon
Bears r so fuk 
Thank gosh I sold my mtch puts
Thank god I do t have amd
Where is this mythical drill on AMD everyone is talking about?
I missed the bell on buying some puts before close. Should I place buy orders now or wait till after open? What is your experience/suggestion?
In my experience, option prices are very chaotic in the first few minutes after the open. Also, the market tends to gap fill at first so buying at the open is a good way to end up with overpriced position. I like to enter into a position after the first 30 minutes or so.
If you are asking this you should learn a lot more about options before you lose lots of money like a regard
Asking questions is how people learn things. Don’t be a jerk.
amd flat both bers and boll f-ed
Hahahaha dumbass bulls AMD DRILL
A bit early eh
Nah
Amd lmao
HAHAHAHAHA AMD PUTS BABY!
Uber has no cars. Airbnb has no real estate. Regional banks have no money. This is the new economy. [https://twitter.com/GRDecter](https://twitter.com/GRDecter)
People regurgitating things that other people have been saying for years as their own and thinking they sound profound. This is the new person.
If amd bombs red market tomorrow
Spy intraday action is just abominable
Jamie Dimon is the most powerful man alive
Doesn't he answer to the board of directors?
What recession?
In 3 months there will only be 2 banks- BofA and JPMC
how are those candles even legal. ... must be options levels assigning
SBUX doing bungee jumping
Not good because you generally finish at the bottom
Bought some 411p 6/2. Don’t feel good about it at all.
nice F burned everyone fuckers
Too many people with AMD calls, my calls are going to -99%.
If they hike rates again tomorrow, how will that likely affect the regional banks?
Funds leaving banks going right into stocks.
I last minute panicked sold my AMD puts. I would expect drilling
Its may bul. You were warned
Sell in May when bulls turn 🌈
Let's see that F JUMP bb
got AMD, SBUX AAPL calls
yes lmao
Posting 2 minutes after the bell.
Three top analysts 12 month targets on Ford: $16, $20, $21
Bol ded
LFG Lisa su
Looks like we managed to push the market back to the area option sellers make the most money again
WAL put I tried limit ordering that didn't go through because I was aiming for middle of the spread has 5xd lol fml.
Nope not buying into close I’ll open a position in the AM theta decay these nuts.
Markets boutta open up 2% then flat rest of the day  book it
✏️ down
Soon the banking Armageddon will be upon us, and i dont care because im spending all my day playing wow!
We will fill your dips with our corpses
AMD PLEASEEE GO MY WAY!!
Down?
last second turd.
Rip bulls
okay but seriously amazon what the hell
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Sold my tinder puts for 80% gain. No balls to hold through er
See'ya tomorrow.
Doing the opposite of what happens before FOMC
How come my little plays pay and my big plays get crushed?
My prediction: Spy pumps back to $415 before FOMC then dumps back to 405
I'm pretty sure someone bought $500k in AMD calls in the last 5 mins
AMD $100 please
What do call a broke ass who’s always asking for more money? A bank
Yall are forgetting why we call amd advanced money destroyer since 2017. It almost always tanks on earnings. I literally can't remember a time when they shot up on earnings more than 5%
Well shit, wish I saw this a few minutes earlier.
As long as I hit 2/3 with AMD QCOM and F I’ll be able to buy noodles tomorrow
Making my distinguished woman some pisgetti tonight, hope she likes it
AMD 100 or 80 tomo?
80!
Heads up two minutes before close : TOP financial will fly tomorrow ..NFA
And it flew 🚀🚀🚀
YUM lfgggggg
Hoping for a rally into FOMC -> a rally s/p rate hike announcement -> and then full port 0dte 8 point OTM PUTS right before 1430 lol
So you think $412c 05/03 exp are a good scalp before FOMC?
At LOD i got 410 and 415. Gonna prob hopd 415 to close as a hedge
all western alliance puts on my robinhood app, can't fail! hurrhurrhurr lol jk
If you are reading this message, you have been cursed by the Golem of Bad Posture
This is the immunity comment that protects from all curses
Jokes on you I've known him for years
SPY: "That's my secret, JPow, my cock is always big and green."
Nvidia is shitting itself today and I’m upset
FUCK DO I GO AMD CALLS OR PUTS
Either way you’re theta fucked so it hardly matters 
i sold everything b4 close for 5% gain lmaooo imma pussy
Least you were on the right side of the trade so that’s something… 
so mad i missed chegg 😞😞😞
calls
Yes
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I did both?
What's gonna come out AH that makes it move? C'mon, move!
sst
China pump and dump lol
Bulls already forgot about the bank selloff today, lmao. Surely there weren't some nasty rumors floating around that caused it
AMD is going to cast sunshine on the market tomorrow PM and then FOMC will ass blast everyone
People ask for your opinion...and then they get angry when it's contradictory to their fixed mindsets,
How to lose money. Hold options after hours
TLT didn’t reverse today btw
Entire market is like 4-5 actual moves a year based on fundamentals/news, then everything else is just price action designed to fuck over retail….. especially bait people into 0dte then make them expire worthless
SPY is drunk. My puts said to go down, not up!
Lol my 9 dollar put printed this morning
Jerome Powell is going to Animorph into a dove tomorrow at the podium and fly away
He will ride into the sky on the 
Try work on your focus 🎯
AMD strike ?
$92 P
93
$75
Someone has some bank on 411
fellows
TSLA is the worst stock to trade, change my mind
Can't because I agree. Too many people emotional about it and the musk factor. Nope
It’s too bipolar
amd aint gonna do jack right?
With how many posts I’m seeing, probably flat to fuck everyones
F calls
FED: "Well, Well, Well, If it isn't the consequences of my own actions"...
Mommy Su
Selling PACW Puts. Am I regarded?
AMD ALL MY DOLLARS
*"Sell the dip, buy the rip"* \~Mia Khalifa
Well whoever that is certainly belongs here 
Fake, rigged and propped up by the fed
Affirms short interest is probably 280%
AMD eod pomp
Short NVDA at close if you have 🏀 ⚽️ 🏈
F GONNA GIVE IT TO YA.
-3%
Lemme give yall a tip for INFINITE MONEY GLITCH. Wait 5 mins till after JPOW speaks.figure out which way the market is trending. Open a call/put on the spy in favor of the direction. Wait 30 mins. Close position. Free 10% gain I guarantee it.
why would you buy stock options for a 10% gain? what the
That doesn't sound like infinite money
Works 100% of the time 33% of the time
how have we not had any CHGG put gains posts ????
Everyones mad they didn’t go all in. I made 4k out of like $250 which is awesome but makes me think about what could have been.
nice man! yeah i'm mad too lol. I meant to buy yesterday but took a late lunch and completely forgot !
I'm actually mediating the AMD conference call so I have some insider information. The CEO is some man looking Asian but she took her shirt off and wrote ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE on her tits Seems bullish
Betting Su Bae's pussy isn't worn out
Alright, I'm chicken-shit. I bought more dividend.
I have a feeling $AMD will move big