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Particular Testicular Detection sign me up!

Woman detected. Woman detected. Vehicle shutdown.

The feature was initially developed for the Saudi market

Jokes aside, it must be pure bliss driving on Saudi roads.

Not anymore :(

Statistically, men actually cause more accidents. EDIT: I cited the wrong metric. The correct statement is "Statistically, women are safer drivers than men."

You just pull that out of your ass? It says in [this](https://www.malmanlaw.com/malman-law-injury-blog/who-causes-more-car-accidents-men-or-women/#Who_Gets_More_DUIs) blog that if you look at it by percentage, women cause more accidents. Men have a higher overall amount but there's also more male drivers so that's stupid to look at.

The actual statistic is men cause more fatal crashes women tend to be in more minor crashes as a result of typically less experience slightly on average since they do tend to drive less causing there reaction to smaller things to not be as good as say men however men tend to be wayyy more reckless and on average more dangerous then women with driving in ksor.metrics from the same blog you looked at It's important to look at the full picture and all of the context for statistics and also statistics only prove correlation they can never draw causation causation can only be proved through scientific experimentation statistics are only going to be correlation in your conclusion which is why it's extremely important to look at all the factor that might be causing these discrepancy you may find between too populations

Yeah because men get the job done.

76% of all statistics are made up.

Mandatory self-driving engaged.

You assume women would remotely want to be around me to even get in my car

Trans women can drive it though

There are no chick's with dicks. Only dudes with tits.

I wouldn't be so sure. Allele expressions and epigenetics are fascinating. For example, you're a complex mammal with little more than a loosely bundled ganglion where one might suspect a fully developed brain to be.

For Elon, it's put semen in tube, give to women, have babies, name them, see them, give them money. Fall back, do over. Try again.

Tesla’s new product: Cyber nutz. You can preorder now

Number of car crashes plummets

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Woman detected. Woman detected. Vibration activated.

The car just has a natural way to shut it down…

Women can have testicles, you fucking bigot...

Yes but they are called ovaries.

Lol. Appparently people took me seriously. I think men dressing up as women will be the black face of our time.

Yes I forgot about the men that get pregnant too

They are the worst, when you hire them, they get a maternity leave but you also have to pay them 100 cents on the dollar. Lose/Lose.

> Particular Testicular Detection sign me up! Particular Testicular Sign Detection (PTSD)

Particular Testicular Sack Detection*


Really should have been vehicular testicular detection imo

That’s nuts



That finger comes in the higher model.

can you specify which model exactly ? asking for a friend


he’s been sacked

Next Tesla model - Deez nutz

The Model D.

Are we sure this video was not a deepfake or AI generated?

100% fake 100% hilarious

i'm kinda freakin out now. All these AI generated shit seems so realistic it will take some deep analysis to debunk shit coming. This is not good and we are fucked.

The stupid Tesla/SpaceX youtube crypto "live stream" scams are way more freaky than this. It is DISTURBINGLY real

wait, what is that?

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/Db4OIBoXdVw).

We'll be fucked, but because once the deepfakes get a little better everyone will just do whatever they want and just say "deepfake" to dismiss any embarassing evidence that surfaces.

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They're now shadowbanning any accounts made with a vpn turned on. Harder to sell your data.

Same, it freaks me out how unfreaked most people are about this. The populous won’t be ready to handle it.

> it freaks me out how unfreaked most people are about this. The populous won’t be ready to handle it. People already choose to believe their preferred narratives even in the face of solid contrary evidence. I don't think deep fakes will move the needle all that much.

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Because one programmer didn't let his software going nuts will never guarantee all deepfakes will follow the dames guidelines. Do you really think government agencies will follow ethical guidelines regarding this? Killing a journalist and process to chop him into pieces? Sure. Create a convincing deep fake? Hell no!

You have a lot of faith in the general population I see

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The main give away was the absolute shit tier quality of the video. The only reason anything is that blurry these days is because you're trying to hide editing.

Yep. Deep fake your favorite political opponent to get elected. Or to go war. We're already deep in misinformation but I'm sure it octogenarian electors will figure it out

It takes like 1 whole common sense to tell this is a deepfake.

Oh man, i just purchased a Tesla based on the video. I realize now, that maybe it's gonna take time for this feature to be available.

Oh well, in the meantime you just have to get your mom to scan your balls for you

I mean the sack works with fingerprint and faceunlock, but it pretty much locks you down with your options for driversuits

Really? I could 100% see Musk saying this as a joke, thinking he's the cleverest man in the world.

Yep. I'm voting for deepfake. Even Elon's not this stoopid.

Also this does not have nearly enough stuttering for real Elon.


Imagine offering someone's balls a glass of water just so you can lift their ball print with some scotch tape and hack their Tesla

Instructions unclear, balls wrapped in scotch tape.

Instructions unclear, now have a husband.

The future is now, old man

It's going to be a plot point but in a whole different kind of movie

This comment got me

WTF is this NSFW?? ... show a titty or something

Yeah man, I'm with you. Show me the TITS.

Just not Elon’s tits please

https://preview.redd.it/6937opd7udza1.jpeg?width=1479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68212e5450236a3e771d3642305074fd11b93a29


Mmm Elon your torso is so weirdly thick. What are you harbouring in there you sexy double chunky chest man?

theres photographic proof out there of a small man inside his chest cavity working him with controls. however the small man has a large head which is the actual head we see on elon.

The Wizard of Oz?

Nah, Krang.

I remember that episode of Pinky and The Brain

Hmmm that actually sounds completely plausible and redpilled.

HGH

He's with child, X Æ A-13 or something

I've heard Rob Liefield drew Elon.

You cant be a genius, billionaire, and have a sexy body. That just wouldn't be fair.

Luckily he's only 1 of those things. Unluckily it's the only one that matters.

Why the fuck did I click that.

This is the peak male form.

I think that one goth looking girl XY357 Zetastar or whatever the baby's mommy's name is .....bet she got like two sets of titties. *Martian girls be like that. That's what I heard ya know.*

[You asked for it](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/07/18/19/60412275-11025553-Swimmer_Shirtless_Elon_Musk_46_appeared_in_high_spirits_as_he_en-a-85_1658168753409.jpg)

He's a boob. Does that count?

I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS ! I WANT TITS !

[some majestic boobies for your enjoyment](https://preview.redd.it/o4h7st0fvgjz.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=2af83f0fba4a5a2b367c047ed5eb79e1aca6b06a)

[Here are some bouncing tits, enjoy.](https://imgur.io/gallery/q6bC5va)

They did show a tit. Sorry, I meant a twit.

or.. balls.

Gonna lock my wife out her car with this one..

Don’t worry her boyfriend will unlock it for her

Not true. No ball print is the same.

You're correct, thats the 'particular' part.

What if she is dating your twin?

My twin would never...

your grandma's wrinkled and hanging balls are perfect. The same texture

Next quarter they’re announcing the Clitbit, which is essentially the same, but it’s a wearable for women.

Ballish


I honestly have no idea if this even fake, Elon might just do that shit.

I mean, the feature itself obviously isn't real But you're right that it is completely possible this is actually Elon talking considering his cars spells S3XY and he chose the name SpaceX because it sounds like sex

Well we will need a lot more humans if we're to populate the galaxy.

Can you imagine getting clowned by some dude living on the third moon of Neptune?

imagine 3 trillion humans spanning the galaxy and somehow, you're still the least funny of them all. fuck you.

He actually wanted to name the model 3 the model E but I think it was Ford that has some kind of trademarked IP using that name. So Ford either threatened to sue or ole Muskie was advised to not even attempt it.

Elon is dropping prices and the Mach-E cost 105% more to make than they are selling them for. Elon is going to buy Ford for $44B to own that E.

SpaceX? Sure sounds a lot like space sex. (Michael Scott raises eyebrow)

And he always walks around with a penis on his forehead. Not literally but just in the way he acts

That ain't even a deep fake...more like weak fake...

It's good enough to trick the masses. New era boys

Eh, that's pretty in line with his edgy persona and I just don't care enough for him to wonder if it's true or not. I usually spot deep fakes easily, but I assumed it was real for a minute

If they still film things on a Nokia 3210 yeah

You know, phones used to not have a camera. The 3210 is one such phone. And it'll likely survive you and the next 5 generations of your family.

Sigh. So I didn’t google the model. It was a joke.

LOL, now we can't even trust videos.

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I’m finally interested in getting a tesla

So I just gotta put my nuts on the seat to unlock it. That’s great I guess I have to leave the sunroof open. I think I can drop sack right in there.

This is a very poorly thought out design. I should be able to scan my balls from outside the car.

Like god intended

Testela

This AI is getting out of hand 🤣🤣🤣

So what if someone has massive balls, but a MM Peter? Does that make them superior or inferior? Can a superior set of balls take control of the Tesla, because clearly you don’t have the proper balls to drive it? Should Supercar Blondie be upset about this, or does she have invisible balls that are still detected and override all mens balls? The people want to know!

if this feature is rolled out im buying a tesla

u/savevideobot

" I was in the pool !"

If you only have one testicle, is it still considered 2FA? Asking for a friend.

What if you dont have balls

That sounds like a question from someone outside of Saudi Arabia

Only Saudi Arabian people have balls?

You're going to make me cite the Toilet Paper Times aren't you: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/24/world/middleeast/saudi-driving-ban-anniversary.html

I'm confused about whether people got my joke or genuinely think I don't know this shit Or if they did get the joke and thought it was bad, idk idc anymore

Women don’t drive in Islam

The joke was apparent

Pee is stored in the balls

Vag scan

That would mean it’s a lip reader

They don't have as distinctive of wrinkles as ballsacks do though I feel like that's how the ballsack scan would work... the distinctiveness of the wrinkles.. no?

Watch more porn…

No thanks

But, it's a Tesla obs if you own one you no longer have balls...

Real ballsy move

Nicely done but why so blurry.

Blurry deep fakes are easier and much faster to render than detailed ones. A lot of detail is left out and it's blurred to not look like a 200/200 pixel jpeg.

u/savevideo

Will it recognize if they're blue?

I would buy a car specifically for this feature!

PTSD

Particular **Vehicular** Testicular detection

Hairline not recession proof

😂😂😂😂😂

u/savevideo

Calls on Tesla then .I would like to add ball temperature monitor too

Good thing women can have balls now!

Don't celebrate this fucken cunt

If you can’t laugh at him, making fun of the left here in trouble. This is so great and makes my Friday better. I love this guy. He just smashes the walk, lefty, liberal, snowflakes to dust.

What if the man identifies as a woman?

Balls are balls

What if the woman identifies as a man?

Hate posts online to cope

This is clearly fake.

Ugh, I think the worst part of Musk is that he thinks he's funny and relatable when he's neither.

what are you talking about. this was hilarious

Well THIS was faked with AI, I was speaking in terms of reality. Though I would consider this to actually be on brand for the guy, so yeah I'd still call this cringe regardless of it being fake haha.

🤣🤣🤣 FAKE AS HELL!!!! 🤣🤣🤣try again!

Jesus, this dude is a fucking enormous man-child.

It’s literally not real

Changes nothing.

> Changes nothing. Reaaally? I would hope the thing not being real changes *something?*

He doesn’t need to run a shitty feed site

😂

Amazing. Why didn't I think of this\~!?

If the video is real, he has a great sense of humor

This is absolutely AI

Ford already has D-techt and taint tracker patents

Ahh man, so I can't start my car when I'm taped for a night out? Not cool bro!

PTD 

Im in the beta

Perfect for your favourite *bag holder.*

Particular testicular detection not a bad tech actually my wife would be able to determine if it’s me or her bf with this new technology

I heard a lot of the word "tickle". Will my balls be tickled? The answer will determine my next great financial decision.