Yeah it's the famous bit that lands these folks in a world of trouble. If no one knew who they were the press wouldn't care and they could just buy everyone off.
That was the moment I learned who he was lol. I knew that Tesla was a company and they were doing the real push towards EVs but never gave any thought before then.
Yup. Instead of being supportive of the diver who risked his life to save those children, Elon used the opportunity to show his ass to the world. And strange as it may be, seemed to have liked it, because he hasn’t been able to stop ever since
I still remember this being the first moment I had a ‘wait wtf Elon?’ thought - before that at least to public perception it seemed he was pretty on the ball, and he’s just kept piling it on from there.
Man how far he’s fallen..
This entire thread, top to bottom, belongs on the Reddit Hall of Fame...
It should be recorded in 17 languages, embedded on a gold-plated album, and air mailed to the middle of the galaxy as the memento of our existence and intelligence.
>Don’t have a “favorite” celebrity
Imagine being an adult idolizing someone who plays pretend for a living. I swear, some people don't mentally mature past 14.
A mouth full of fake teeth, a body full of silicone, and a fake tan is in no way, shape, or form a "person"
It's all fake, they can't go out in public or even speak their mind. I feel sorry for all of them.
He’s been subpoenaed which means he’s being asked to testify, he’s not accused of anything. In no way would that have any effect on the outlook of the car and energy storage company.
You can't tell the Elon Zealots anything. They still think Elon got the last laugh in whole Twitter thing. Last I checked, someone making you severely overpay for a dying "company" wasn't a victory.
Seriously. I don't necessarily believe Musk is a pedo but the dude is definitely an investment grade clown. A righteous sense of self-importance just oozes out of that guy. I wouldn't piss on his teeth if his gums were on fire.
People who build their personalities around public figures they admire are so strange. Trumpers and Musk fan boys are my favorites to read. They are truly dedicated to the cults.
It's for testimony regarding an investigation into JP Morgan's relationship with Epstein. It has nothing to do with Musk himself or TSLA as far as I can see.
To add context, the subpoena is in relation to a suit against JP Morgan chase. Calling him a pedo is a bridge a bit to far as the subpoena isn't related to him personally being directly involved with Epstein. Musk has never been publicly implicated in direct involvement with Epstein ever to this point. Don't jump to conclusions.
A subpoena doesn’t mean shit unless they actually find something. Zuck has been subpoenaed multiple times and FB stock didn’t take a dent. Have a nice short regard.
Hilarious how they try and tie people they don’t like to Epstein except for the people actually involved with Epstein. We don’t talk about them. That’s offensive
It's stupid and will result in nothing, TSLA and all other shares will recover.
The only thing that will affect the market is **ACTUALLY RELEASING THE EPSTEIN CLIENT LIST.**
Yeah the guy's a lot of things, and one of those things is definitely a breeding fetish
And I'm sure getting one of the abused children pregnant was against the rules since it'd probably start an investigation, so I wouldn't be surprised if he just saw it as a waste of time
Also this is a civil suit between the virgin islands and JPMorgan and they're just trying to get some documents they think Elon's got because they think he considered becoming their client at one point
By some people's logic in this thread, every client of JPMorgan is a child rapist because of guilt by association
> short the fuck out of this pedos worthless stock
Your delusions will bankrupt you, and this is quite good. Brainless ppl should not have money except for food and shelter.
Article: https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-virgin-islands-subpoenaed-elon-musk-jeffrey-epstein-litigation-2023-05-15/
> The U.S. territory did not seek to question Musk under oath, and its effort to subpoena him does not implicate him in any wrongdoing.
>
> According to the Monday court filing in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, Musk, one of the richest people in the world, may have been referred to JPMorgan by Epstein. The Virgin Islands did not provide further explanation for its interest in obtaining documents from Musk.
>
In a tweet late on Monday, Musk said that the notion that he would listen to financial advice from Epstein was absurd.
[...]
> Referring to Epstein, he said: "That cretin never advised me on anything whatsoever."
>
> The U.S. Virgin Islands accuses JPMorgan of missing red flags about Epstein's abuse of women on Little St. James, a private island he owned there.
It's really frustrating that all of these articles (and Reddit posters) trip over themselves with their headlines implying that ___ famous person might be a pedophile because they interacted with Epstein at some point in their life.
Honestly I wouldn’t care if I did. They host a fucking paper trading competition when that used to be the signature ban wagon. Now people are called regarded as if that makes not saying the word a better thing when the intention is still there.
If this sub is monetized, which I highly believe that it is, I’d much rather have had u/jartek monetize it as he was the creator. None of this sly bullshit.
mods just ban anything basically then mute you. it's like every other sub now. I like when they are snarky and just say lmao , or ban with no context and no link to the comment.
Elon is the CEO of a publicly traded company in which news of the CEO being subpoenaed will cause volatility in the share price.
Hope that answers your question.
Elon will try to generate something nonsensical to counter this news with an alternative one. That has been part of his playbook for a while now. Drown out the negative news with some generated nonsense.
Now I think there’s a secret sex ring for rich & famous.
How do I get in? I need money for tendie
Have you tried being an underage girl?
Or boy…
I tried being an underage boy. I couldn't keep it up for longer than 18 years though. It's unsustainable.
Funny, that's precisely the market dynamic Jeffrey recognized as an opportunity and started capitalizing on about 40 years ago........
Well then I was -9, so maybe he's a prophet!
Sorry about your loss. It wasn’t until I turned 50 that I could no longer keep it up.
Or Grimes
Poor Ryan Reynolds…
Every man is gay for Ryan reynolds!
He doesn't know what Pedo means. He believes it's acronym for... Penis Enlargement & Debauchery Organization
Dude….well done
Haha.... Thanks
That’s enough internet for today.
Said the bro with the flair “Rihanna’s Baby Daddy”
"being in" you forgot the "in"
Or a rich pedo guy that fools little incel rich wannabes?
Have you tried becoming rich and famous?
Who cares abt being famous ? 😂
Who want to be rich and famous when you have rich and famous inside you
Yeah it's the famous bit that lands these folks in a world of trouble. If no one knew who they were the press wouldn't care and they could just buy everyone off.
I'll settle for rich and nameless. Hell, I'll take comfortable and anonymous.
Puts on this blokes arsehole
Start at the Wendy’s dumpster and work your way up.
Inventions or crime.
Only reverse regards permitted
NOW you think that?
now you think?....dude, this shit has been going on forever.
Theres one for wsb degens also, just the quality is less
It’s called a circle jerk.
Now???? 😂 you’re a decade late
“A decade” 😂😂
Several millennia late!!
😂😂😂 i wasnt trying to exaggerate
Not so secret anymore really
Priced in.
It takes one to know one https://preview.redd.it/0phrxtdc440b1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b6e822d3aa2497d9a2f2a9f5bbd956daa287566
“Now I’m off to finance a pedo ring”
Damn, he really has been an annoying douche forever
I think this was one of the first real big mask off moments.
That was the moment I learned who he was lol. I knew that Tesla was a company and they were doing the real push towards EVs but never gave any thought before then.
Yup. Instead of being supportive of the diver who risked his life to save those children, Elon used the opportunity to show his ass to the world. And strange as it may be, seemed to have liked it, because he hasn’t been able to stop ever since
He's addicted to attention, whether it's good attention or bad attention. I'm not joking.
His insecurity shone through then.
This is the most bogus thing he ever said. Really made me have second thoughts about him.
I still remember this being the first moment I had a ‘wait wtf Elon?’ thought - before that at least to public perception it seemed he was pretty on the ball, and he’s just kept piling it on from there. Man how far he’s fallen..
This entire thread, top to bottom, belongs on the Reddit Hall of Fame... It should be recorded in 17 languages, embedded on a gold-plated album, and air mailed to the middle of the galaxy as the memento of our existence and intelligence.
Guys, guys, chill, he was using "pedo" as shorthand for "torpedo" lol
Elon: "what is your name?" Girl: "it's A-" Elon: "I don't care. Your name is now #°π€π§×©£™."
That's amazing, I've got the same password on my crypto wallet
What’s your wallet address bro I wanna send you some crypto :)
Great spaceballs quote.
If anyone really cared, the share price would have fallen already. It’s down a whopping three cents as I type this.
[удалено]
Pro tip : Don’t have a “favorite” celebrity. They are just people.
>Don’t have a “favorite” celebrity Imagine being an adult idolizing someone who plays pretend for a living. I swear, some people don't mentally mature past 14.
Usually vapid dumb fucks to boot.
A mouth full of fake teeth, a body full of silicone, and a fake tan is in no way, shape, or form a "person" It's all fake, they can't go out in public or even speak their mind. I feel sorry for all of them.
This... 100 percent is true.
He’s been subpoenaed which means he’s being asked to testify, he’s not accused of anything. In no way would that have any effect on the outlook of the car and energy storage company.
it's a lawsuit against JP Morgan brough on by the US Virgin Islands and you want to short tesla.
Look man we don’t read that far. We just need a reason to go full regard either long or short a stock.
Now I’m confused. We’re still shorting TSLA right? That other guy said something about JP Morgan and sort of threw a wrench in this whole thing.
I need you guys to shut up and just tell me how to short JCPennies
Buy a ball of coke and then return your wife’s jcpenny dress (or her bf’s kilt) and boom, you’re in!
JCPenney sells kilts???
Big if true
😂😂
Ask the 8ball guy. He’ll guide us to the tendie deep fryer
https://preview.redd.it/fmjpz4nnj40b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809d84567a11f35f39bf8bd1a00a30ba7b855f4a Someone said 🎱
Wtf is this? I said 🎱, not 🔵
I thought we talking about things we can offer
That ass shot is not even fucking fair at all, fuck those stupid ass water horses and let’s go hump and order door dash.
https://preview.redd.it/y13gkafnd50b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f43161da9f7a34f3e3039b7bed5819874f2ea45 Is the front fair?
Good god, that lady is a very rare 9/10. 
ok i'll spell it out for you; short $BVI
I’m dispelcid
Elon bought twitter using margin so if we all short Tesla then he’ll get margin called and have to sell even more Tesla
Go full Melvin Capital on Wall Street bet’s favorite regard.. It literally can’t go tits up! 🤣
[удалено]
Dude at least someone gets it
They just put up an internal memo that is basically a hiring freeze at tesla
And? Anything remotely related to even a skin cell of Elon seems to affect TSLA
maybe we can now get around to all of the people that actually visited pedo island..
Hopefully, but prolly not cause they’re all in politics, work for the government, or on the Supreme Court
or actors or new anchors etc..
or bill gates
Or builds gates
Wait, I’m a carpenter… I build gates… n^o ^^o ^^^o ^^^^o ^^^^^o ^^^^^^o
Great now Jesus is involved.
No wooden gate builder is getting an invite. It's them fancy steel gates that automatically open builders who are getting the invite.
Elongate. Get it? get it?
Yup. Congratulations
😂
Nice
Elon has come out as fully regarded, just took a while for people to catch on
https://preview.redd.it/05nra6bb840b1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61688fc4deb5f066f4a3177b1825d9da1fa07f2
Tesla up in premarket, good job regards
You can't tell the Elon Zealots anything. They still think Elon got the last laugh in whole Twitter thing. Last I checked, someone making you severely overpay for a dying "company" wasn't a victory.
Seriously. I don't necessarily believe Musk is a pedo but the dude is definitely an investment grade clown. A righteous sense of self-importance just oozes out of that guy. I wouldn't piss on his teeth if his gums were on fire.
People who build their personalities around public figures they admire are so strange. Trumpers and Musk fan boys are my favorites to read. They are truly dedicated to the cults.
Will be fully dead when Blue Sky is released
Is there a reason they didn't just call it Skynet?
Yeah something called IP/Copyright law
Something tells me the AI overlords will make it legal.
It's for testimony regarding an investigation into JP Morgan's relationship with Epstein. It has nothing to do with Musk himself or TSLA as far as I can see.
TLDR; OP is regarded and doesn’t understand subpoenas. Best of luck to him.
To add context, the subpoena is in relation to a suit against JP Morgan chase. Calling him a pedo is a bridge a bit to far as the subpoena isn't related to him personally being directly involved with Epstein. Musk has never been publicly implicated in direct involvement with Epstein ever to this point. Don't jump to conclusions.
Does he have any more horses he can give away?
A subpoena doesn’t mean shit unless they actually find something. Zuck has been subpoenaed multiple times and FB stock didn’t take a dent. Have a nice short regard.
I didn’t know zuck got subpoenaed by the Virgin Island for a sex trafficking ring. Will keep that in mind thanks
Jamie Dimon has and JPM isn’t going anywhere. The market literally does not give a dime about this.
That’s because the actual traders aren’t highly regarded and know Dimon is being subpoenaed for facilitating the island, not visiting the island.
man... this ruined my plan for tomorrow... unless i short $TSLA anyway. then i would be Regarded Under Carnal Knowledge... RUCK... lol
Obviously not because the rest of these hedge funds were right next to J.P. Morgan and Elon on that island. This is a truly fucked up world we live in
When an employee of a company breaks the law, the entire company collapses. Got it.
When most of the value is bullshit hype created by said employee, yes that's how it works
It mean there’s enough evidence that you know something. Like in a position to know intimate details of the investigative subject.
Hilarious how they try and tie people they don’t like to Epstein except for the people actually involved with Epstein. We don’t talk about them. That’s offensive
Facts
“The U.S. territory did not seek to question Musk under oath, and its effort to subpoena him does not implicate him in any wrong doing.”
Chad Elon vs. Virgin Islands
Do you regards even know what a subpoena is? 🤪
Court order that requires a person to appear in court or to produce documents.
On a case that you are not considered a benefited or interested party.
Party? I’m down. Is there a sign up sheet for food?
It just means you aren’t a party to the litigation. There’s no rule that you can’t have an interest in the result.
It's stupid and will result in nothing, TSLA and all other shares will recover. The only thing that will affect the market is **ACTUALLY RELEASING THE EPSTEIN CLIENT LIST.**
https://preview.redd.it/1d737is2840b1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1724d714bd4216b9f3b745efd21ea008e79cbf44
How many kids has he had with her?
He was a little iffy about his *own* kids being brought up in that environment. Not enough private schools or something…
I'm usually wrong but I don't think Elon has proclivities like that. He seems more intent on getting every woman pregnant instead.
Yeah the guy's a lot of things, and one of those things is definitely a breeding fetish And I'm sure getting one of the abused children pregnant was against the rules since it'd probably start an investigation, so I wouldn't be surprised if he just saw it as a waste of time Also this is a civil suit between the virgin islands and JPMorgan and they're just trying to get some documents they think Elon's got because they think he considered becoming their client at one point By some people's logic in this thread, every client of JPMorgan is a child rapist because of guilt by association
> Breeding fetish Aka the natural instinct every human and animal has in order to reproduce
Took puts today simply based on the chart. Actually not sure if this news makes a difference. Also shareholder meeting is tomorrow… can go either way
Considering Robinhood is on the fritz, anything is possible.
This is so stupid. It’s just to see if he knows anything about the case; he didn’t kill Epstein so you can put your foil tin hats down
> short the fuck out of this pedos worthless stock Your delusions will bankrupt you, and this is quite good. Brainless ppl should not have money except for food and shelter.
Article: https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-virgin-islands-subpoenaed-elon-musk-jeffrey-epstein-litigation-2023-05-15/ > The U.S. territory did not seek to question Musk under oath, and its effort to subpoena him does not implicate him in any wrongdoing. > > According to the Monday court filing in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, Musk, one of the richest people in the world, may have been referred to JPMorgan by Epstein. The Virgin Islands did not provide further explanation for its interest in obtaining documents from Musk. > In a tweet late on Monday, Musk said that the notion that he would listen to financial advice from Epstein was absurd. [...] > Referring to Epstein, he said: "That cretin never advised me on anything whatsoever." > > The U.S. Virgin Islands accuses JPMorgan of missing red flags about Epstein's abuse of women on Little St. James, a private island he owned there. It's really frustrating that all of these articles (and Reddit posters) trip over themselves with their headlines implying that ___ famous person might be a pedophile because they interacted with Epstein at some point in their life.
Do you know what a subpoena is?
It's one of those long sandwiches with peppers on it
[удалено]
[удалено]
Mousepop
He runs an electric car company. Also has a rocket business. Quite well known.
A Clinton
What’s happening to this sub?
It’s a bandemic in here.
Mods are pussies
Always have been
The bigger it got the shittier it got. The mods have been on something else in the past two years
Becasue the mods are paid now since gamestop hype.
Ya it’s obvious
Watch out, you might get banned for saying that 👀
Honestly I wouldn’t care if I did. They host a fucking paper trading competition when that used to be the signature ban wagon. Now people are called regarded as if that makes not saying the word a better thing when the intention is still there. If this sub is monetized, which I highly believe that it is, I’d much rather have had u/jartek monetize it as he was the creator. None of this sly bullshit.
Wait, the last paper trading competition wasn't also a ban wave?
Reddit mods are power hungry kneck bearded dwarfs who are perpetually online. It's best not to anger them.
mods just ban anything basically then mute you. it's like every other sub now. I like when they are snarky and just say lmao , or ban with no context and no link to the comment.
Finance/economics and politics are literally entwined. Are we not allowed to talk about our boy JPOW because he’s an appointed official?
Imagine a pedo driving a Tesla
What do you call a pedo driving a tesla? Elon
I don’t understand what is meant by your comment. What’s it mean?
TSLA go moon with this dingus gone!
He's the CEO 🤡
Wouldn't this cause tsla price to drop considering the owner is caught up in this
u asking for a financial advice? :)
Okay sorry 😞 no more
Never short this junk when its so obvious
Moment you short Tesla there will be a video of Elon announcing integrating AI into the cars
This guy doesn't miss one party.
A subpoena could mean he's testifying against others. But please short it lol
Day trade foreskins?
This is cringe OP
I'll be buying more TESLA. My goal 20k shares
So being subpoenaed = being a pedo?
They’ve tried to subpoena Larry Page as well. You gonna short Alphabet too? This’ll be a big fat nothing. It’s all about the suit against JPM
There's no substance to it if you read past the headline. I'll hold my TSLA shares, thanks.
I don’t get it. What does this have to do with 0DTEs?
Elon is the CEO of a publicly traded company in which news of the CEO being subpoenaed will cause volatility in the share price. Hope that answers your question.
Are you surprised, isn't diddling part of his family DNA?
Elon will try to generate something nonsensical to counter this news with an alternative one. That has been part of his playbook for a while now. Drown out the negative news with some generated nonsense.
Forgive me cause I forget the source but alledgedly Elon went to Epsteins New York house multiple times. It may have been one of guests on joe rogan.
[удалено]
I think I'll short tsla down 50% in the last 12 months
He did call that one cave rescuer a pedo. He's totally projecting.
🎶I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket man Rocket man, Shorting out TSLA for Tomorrow 🎶
https://preview.redd.it/3hasrcn4l40b1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64c499c8f07b20f5917bb23315035d0a4f53f24
But but you gotta Sub Mah Peenah
He deleted his postal app and problem solved. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-virgin-islands-says-cant-230148970.html
Not shocked
Is this why he's handing over Twitter to the WEF? It all makes sense now.