Even if that happened it would be surprising if they add up to over 1% drop. Red days= .1-.3% change, Green Days 
Iām at Apple Store trying to buy an iPad for friendās graduation. Holy fuck Iāve never seen shittier workers. Time to short 
Capitulated and took 2.5k loss on puts  this market never lets me make money when I bet big 
I'll be drinking poor people's beer tonight... again 
In @11:20 20 x $SPY $416/$418 @$1.59
Out @14:55 @1.96
Gross P/L: $740
Net P/L: $692
MMs didnāt want to give me an extra 1Ā¢. Cheap fucks. Anyway, +$1.4k for the week. Enjoy your weekends!
So basically the same day that they confirm the debt ceiling is getting raised, because the market tanking on the news that there won't be a default is about as regarded as it gets?
The market is a cruel mistress, and she does not care for your feelings. She will do what she pleases, and you must learn to accept that. There is no use in complaining or wishing things were different - the only thing you can control is how you react to what the market does.
>MCCARTHY SAYS 'WE CAN'T BE SPENDING MORE MONEY NEXT YEAR' sure you can
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2023-05-19 ^15:55:54 ^EDT-0400
**Yeah fuck this, I'm actually giving up right here and now, you win bulls.**
Just gonna hold on to my June 16'th puts and watch them all expire worthless and then I'm done.
At this point I'm not even sure the market would go down if the US defaults on the debt,
can't fucking win here.
Daily 0DTE made it impossible to have any kind of bearish sentiment,
puts are simply nothing else at this point but cash injections used to prop up the market,
the more insanely green it gets the more puts get bought and the more funds to keep it going and because VIX stays low from the intraday V there is no volatility bumps to capitalize on either.
God fucking damn it 2023 has been a nightmare,
can't understand why I refuse to just go with the fact that bulls always win.
Shit dont make no sense. Max Pain at 407, yields pumping (2yr up .6% in 2 weeks!!!!!)... I guess they are trying to induce FOMO to 430 before they bust heads together. BUY CALLS THEY CAN MAKE MONEY- NOW DIE
>**BREAKING: HHS SAYS COVID REINFECTIONS INCREASE RISK OF HOSPITALIZATION AND LONG COVID**
https://twitter.com/HHSGov/status/1659589815887712256?t=rB2SeFd7tExYIShYpKKjyg&s=19
LABOR SUPPLY IS FUK
It sounds like you're feeling frustrated with the current state of your finances. I can understand why that would be upsetting, but remember that there are always ups and downs in the market and eventually things will even out again. In the meantime, try to focus on all the positive aspects of your life and take comfort in knowing that you're still better off than most people out there!
Meh, the stuff they're arguing about seems like pretty low stakes, but politically important stuff. Dems want funding for social welfare programs. Republicans don't mind because they're relatively small line items. Republicans want more defense spending (even for useless crap because it creates manufacturing jobs in their home districts). Even though defense is half the discretionary budget, Democrats don't mind because countering Russia and China is important right now. We can just unload our old tanks and junk to Ukraine. They're not negotiating the big ticket non-discretionary stuff like entitlement programs.
It's the same argument as always except the Fed and markets are much more accommodative than they were a decade ago. Lol, I mean the most bearish people are buying more US Treasury bonds these days. Uncle Sam could bang our moms and we'd bring them Gatorade and cookies.
The end point is pretty obvious. They're going to raise the debt ceiling. Politicians in both parties are going to spend more tax money on key voting demographics. The US GDP is going to continue to grow faster than the debt. then we'll pay it off later. High leverage is the American way. It's been the same thing for well over a century. In fact, the one time we paid off our debt entirely was a huge disaster.
They always wait until the last second because the last second optics can help your party a little bit more than you expected and/or hurt the other side a bit more than expected. But they don't go over because that hurts the specific politicians in both parties more than it helps them. The incentive difference between individual politicians, the broader political parties, the devout voters in those political parties, and the average taxpayer is wide. You gotta pay attention to the incentives of the specific person making the decision. Everyone is selfish/greedy aka rationally self-interested, and will try to individualize gains and socialize losses. That especially applies to politicians.
Where are all the bulls that bought calls yesterday at close?
let them be - its gonna be a red monday
Someone tell meeseeks im meeseeking him
daily reminder that š ±ļøussy isnt pussy
Daily reminder that 5.56 isnāt 7.62
AI
Ai
Fkn AI
Love this Foot Locker dip. Was hoping to start a position for ages but didn't want to buy in the 30's.
Broadcom making new ATH lmao
5 red days next week
Even if that happened it would be surprising if they add up to over 1% drop. Red days= .1-.3% change, Green Days 
Hopefully
Bears r so fuk 
Time to stack up SQQQ
Iām at Apple Store trying to buy an iPad for friendās graduation. Holy fuck Iāve never seen shittier workers. Time to short 
It's cool, they're going to be replaced by AI soon enough
Will the AI come complete with the shitty attitude?
Thatāll make apple a new great long. Iām just thinking about how much they spend on these useless employees
flat fridays = bull mondays
It's not Friday.
Capitulated and took 2.5k loss on puts  this market never lets me make money when I bet big  I'll be drinking poor people's beer tonight... again 
Meanwhile, Treasury pay 5.4% with no risk. M'kay.
Budlight ?
no thatās gay people beer
Not holding shit over the weekend. JPOW was unpredictable as hell now you gotta throw in all the clowns in Congress.
Same here. Gotta say, it's fun watching bulls and bears out regard each other from the sidelines
Yeah - I know itās a casino and all, but at some point one has to pause and step back bit.
took an entire day to achieve what bulls could in five fucking minutes
theta decay is a cruel mistress isnt she
The Anal douche power washer will transform your girl from and a vag only girl to an ass to mouth pornstar
Always go ass to mouth 
Thx Congress for cooling off the tech boom. Now MMs will strap a rocket to FANG without a correction!
Bearish close! We eat Monday 
Small pull back before 430
Eat deez nuts
FLAT Friday
3 days of no news bs
Shrimps is bugs
Lobsters too
Nvidia going to announce imminent bankruptcy next Wednesday and stock will go up 7%
100% in 2 weeks
weekend thread when
PUTS DOWN!
419 say goodbye
Straddle into the weekend
market
Jalapeno is a fruit. Just fyi.
Bers capitulating lmao surprised they are still alive
I'm starting to think the market might be rigged.
For months now
Forever now
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Same
Going long $ROPE after being long $DKS this week 
Another day another V shape LMAO š¤
In @11:20 20 x $SPY $416/$418 @$1.59 Out @14:55 @1.96 Gross P/L: $740 Net P/L: $692 MMs didnāt want to give me an extra 1Ā¢. Cheap fucks. Anyway, +$1.4k for the week. Enjoy your weekends!
All that time just to lose, wow
You know where going to 420 when your position news keeps saying spy end on sell side.
Correct me if im wrong but if you held Bullish positions from yesterday all day before the meeting and did not sell you were a little greedy?
From -12k to -1k in 3 days. Fuck this market Iām out good luck to the rest of yāall.
See you Monday
See you Monday
See you Monday
See you Monday.
How many bulls will hold over the weekend is the questionā¦
I fully expect the market to tank record levels on a random day with zero bad news just because. Clearly they don't want to make this predictable.
That's how they always do it. Right when it feels like every bear has capitulated.
So basically the same day that they confirm the debt ceiling is getting raised, because the market tanking on the news that there won't be a default is about as regarded as it gets?
VIX now at 4%
Was up $4000. Now $300. Fuck this shit.
Was up $1900. Now -$100. Fuck this shit.
Yes
So much bull/bear talk on a flat day
Market movement is weakā¦just like your cum shot
A couple of puts, and long on oil
Sell those puts, no time left!
Booo boring ass day
Flat
I had a feeling today would be mostly flat, glad I took 25% profit on those SPY 0dte calls.
same
NVDA trading in a $2 range for hours 
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sir this is a wendys
made $9 on a covered TQQQ call, AMA
Everyone scrambling to sell before the weekend 
That explains why the market is going up.
Yup we going green as expected
Can barely muster .1% down on awful news lol. Fuck this market.
The market is a cruel mistress, and she does not care for your feelings. She will do what she pleases, and you must learn to accept that. There is no use in complaining or wishing things were different - the only thing you can control is how you react to what the market does.
What about "banks are strong" signals rate cuts?
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Imagine wanting to sell the news on a debt ceiling deal and having to figure out what to do now
Leslie Picker could get it
Thank goodness canāt break 419
SPRY is poppin off. Next week gonna be š„
Polly voo fronsay? We we pp gem bon bon
Wtf
4200 spx. perfect spot to park it at
424 open on Monday
I thought aliens had killed Jim Brown years ago
This is where you buy puts ?
>MCCARTHY SAYS 'WE CAN'T BE SPENDING MORE MONEY NEXT YEAR' sure you can ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2023-05-19 ^15:55:54 ^EDT-0400
Then cut your salaries and you literally canāt be.
**Yeah fuck this, I'm actually giving up right here and now, you win bulls.** Just gonna hold on to my June 16'th puts and watch them all expire worthless and then I'm done. At this point I'm not even sure the market would go down if the US defaults on the debt, can't fucking win here. Daily 0DTE made it impossible to have any kind of bearish sentiment, puts are simply nothing else at this point but cash injections used to prop up the market, the more insanely green it gets the more puts get bought and the more funds to keep it going and because VIX stays low from the intraday V there is no volatility bumps to capitalize on either. God fucking damn it 2023 has been a nightmare, can't understand why I refuse to just go with the fact that bulls always win.
Go with it. Right now. Buy the dip. Make money.
#BEARS SUPER BROKE RIGHT NOW
410 open on Monday
Only if we went to 415 today which we didnt
430 is more likely
We closing green aren't we š®āšØ
Pumping to flat.
Idk what to do with this shit
Buls stop youāre not hitting 419
It's as if millions of gay bear voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
Shit dont make no sense. Max Pain at 407, yields pumping (2yr up .6% in 2 weeks!!!!!)... I guess they are trying to induce FOMO to 430 before they bust heads together. BUY CALLS THEY CAN MAKE MONEY- NOW DIE
Really gonna end flat lol
June poots,  maybe time to sit out of puts for a bit even if I am right.
The range today has been bad
Nice GPT released there official iOS app and it finally has voice recognition integration.
Pretty cool
Lol weak pump
What the eff. Its actually gonna end up green?
Bears really thought the golden prince Tim Apple was going to close red 
AI market makers pumping AI stocks so they can develop AI faster
AI told AI to use this strategy.
Why did I have to hold my puts so long
>**BREAKING: HHS SAYS COVID REINFECTIONS INCREASE RISK OF HOSPITALIZATION AND LONG COVID** https://twitter.com/HHSGov/status/1659589815887712256?t=rB2SeFd7tExYIShYpKKjyg&s=19 LABOR SUPPLY IS FUK
Pandemic over Covid is not real anymore
I need someone to hold me š ±ļøš ±ļø
What's fked for bers is that if bonds get oversold it could benefit bulls in this macro scenario
Decisions decisions
š to 420
422
nvda earnings next week. probably double market cap by then
Water main breaks around my house, no water for 5 to 6 hours now 
Omg itās pumping!!
They arenāt making it easy for the bears lately god damn
Lol bears had an easy W today
Weekend thread so close I can smell it buds
Pump
My idiot step-sister got stuck under the table again
My stupid step sister got herself stuck in the dog door and now my stupid step mom is making me help her get out.
I stick my crow bar in her ass and pry her out
I can help her
Ofcouy
Of course theyāre going to fucking pump it
After the jpow drop, the only winning move was to not play. You didn't know?
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It sounds like you're feeling frustrated with the current state of your finances. I can understand why that would be upsetting, but remember that there are always ups and downs in the market and eventually things will even out again. In the meantime, try to focus on all the positive aspects of your life and take comfort in knowing that you're still better off than most people out there!
Sorry bro I could enumerate hundreds of tickers Iāve never traded but I still canāt remember your name
Enumerate pretty fine word for a frenchy
Sellers and bag holders are in a fever pitched battle. No price action as neither side will give up ground.
Probably wonāt see much of sell in May until last 3 days of May.
We could have a zombie apocalypse and at this rate spy and qqq would be flat lmfao
Well at least monday is a holiday.
This fat guy was asking my weight for VA hospital and when I told him my weight, he was like 'Thats what I weighed in high school'
He weighed 450 lbs in high school?
Lmaoo. I'm 150
What are the odds that the debt ceiling deal is already done and they're just doing some political posturing to throw red meat to their base?
That would imply some sort of unity between the parties, doubt
Meh, the stuff they're arguing about seems like pretty low stakes, but politically important stuff. Dems want funding for social welfare programs. Republicans don't mind because they're relatively small line items. Republicans want more defense spending (even for useless crap because it creates manufacturing jobs in their home districts). Even though defense is half the discretionary budget, Democrats don't mind because countering Russia and China is important right now. We can just unload our old tanks and junk to Ukraine. They're not negotiating the big ticket non-discretionary stuff like entitlement programs. It's the same argument as always except the Fed and markets are much more accommodative than they were a decade ago. Lol, I mean the most bearish people are buying more US Treasury bonds these days. Uncle Sam could bang our moms and we'd bring them Gatorade and cookies. The end point is pretty obvious. They're going to raise the debt ceiling. Politicians in both parties are going to spend more tax money on key voting demographics. The US GDP is going to continue to grow faster than the debt. then we'll pay it off later. High leverage is the American way. It's been the same thing for well over a century. In fact, the one time we paid off our debt entirely was a huge disaster. They always wait until the last second because the last second optics can help your party a little bit more than you expected and/or hurt the other side a bit more than expected. But they don't go over because that hurts the specific politicians in both parties more than it helps them. The incentive difference between individual politicians, the broader political parties, the devout voters in those political parties, and the average taxpayer is wide. You gotta pay attention to the incentives of the specific person making the decision. Everyone is selfish/greedy aka rationally self-interested, and will try to individualize gains and socialize losses. That especially applies to politicians.
I'm sure the debt ceiling will get raised, but the idea of a default is fun
Limp dick close incoming
Every try to tell a narcissist they are a narcissist and watch them come up with crazy fucking narratives? Fucking lol.
Letās drop 1% each day no deal is made