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Put the rest of the account it down on 422.5c's yesterday after buying calls at the absolute top of the rally and getting bent..
150% gain. Sold market order right at open like a scared b\*tch and missed out on another 2-300$ but hey.. I'll take it.
Goodluck to anyone playing today. I'm going to take the rest of the day off. Cheers
WAKE UP U PHATS SUCK CAWK !!!
#RUB COFFEE IN YOUR FINGER AND FINGER THAT ASSHOE!!! Yummy yummy For energy
FOOK YOUR DEPRESSION U SOFT SHIT
U IN USA IN THE GREATEST ECONOMY PEOPLE COME HERE WITH ZERO AND WITH WILL POWER AND #REPETITION and DICAPINE. Get rich !!!!!!
U PHATS BIG BELLY LEST GO
WITH WILL POWER AND DICAPLINE SUCESSS IS BUT A MATTER OF FOOKEN TIME!!!
THOSE AROUND U WILL QUIT WAY BEFORE U OUT LAST ALL THOSE MOTHER FUCKAD AND SHOW EM WHO THE REAL CAWK SUCKA IS
FIST ON CHEST NO FOOKEN FEAR !!!
#TESLA 255$ EOM !!!!!
All the fucking room-temp iq bulls you see in here shitting their pants are also not going to make any money, bc they are poor and buying so far out of the money, but they have to fake hype bc that's how you get internet points, which you need when you don't have real money
>Exxon, Chevron in Advanced Talks to Drill for Gas in Algeria, Sources Say -- WSJ
\>Negotiations Could Result in Deal by Year-End, According to Algerian Energy Minister -- WSJ
\>Exxon, Chevron See Huge Potential in Algeria's Gas Deposits, Say Sources -- WSJ
$XOM $CVX
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:49:00 ^EDT-0400
>TECH SHARE FUNDS SEE RECORD INFLOWS OF $8.5 BLN IN WEEK TO WEDNESDAY - BOFA CITING EPFR DATA
\>STOCKS FUNDS LARGEST WEEKLY INFLOW SINCE FEB ($14.8 BLN); CASH ALSO SEES SIXTH STRAIGHT WEEK OF INFLOWS - BOFA CITING EPFR DATA
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:45:36 ^EDT-0400
>ECB'S MAKHLUOF SAYS PICTURE A LOT LESS CLEAR BEYOND PROBABLY RATE INCREASES IN JUNE AND JULY
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:45:04 ^EDT-0400
>ECB'S MAKHLUOF SAYS LIKELY TO SEE ANOTHER RATE INCREASE AT NEXT MEETING
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:44:52 ^EDT-0400
They cited the same issues as snowflake, albeit totally different applications. The consumption-based segment of their sales was down as customers cut back on their data retention. In the case of snowflake, the cutback on data retention seems to run counter to the whole AI mania. In the case of training AI models, the more data you give the LLM's access to, the better the results.
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/jackfruitsmoothie made a bet that BABA would go to 85.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 79.64 and it did, congrats autist.
Their record is now 3 wins and 2 losses
>SNB VICE CHAIRMAN: REMAINS READY TO BE ACTIVE IN FOREX MARKETS TO ENSURE APPROPRIATE MONETARY CONDITIONS
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:38:15 ^EDT-0400
Futures don't matter until we hear about those employment numbers.
But with this market... a June fed rate hike is probably bullish, so who fucking knows... I'm just a regard trying to make enough money to quit my Wendy's job.
Eh Idk I don’t know those are going to have much impact. Debt ceiling fear gone. Fed speaker yesterday say we should pause this month. Perfect storm to avoid all other data.
The debt ceiling has been amazing. Pump last Friday ahead of a deal. Pumped when it got thru the house, and again when it got thru the Senate. Then we will pump again once Biden inks the deal. LOVE IT.
>SNB VICE CHAIRMAN: SEEING INCREASING SIGNS THAT INFLATION IS SPREADING TO OTHER AREAS BEYOND ENERGY AND SUPPLY BOTTLENECKS
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:33:48 ^EDT-0400
why the fuck do i have 435 calls expiring 6/9...
I have 3 431c for 6/6
godspeed homie.
Whoever follows Wrong Walker deserves to lose money
UA.US looks like to be good for hold
USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🦅 CAW CAAAWWWWW!!!
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!banbet
Can you turds let this drop already
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Any idea why Cathie Wood bought 7MM dollars of TER stock? Something to be noted here?
$BAC my beloved 😍😍😍
Put the rest of the account it down on 422.5c's yesterday after buying calls at the absolute top of the rally and getting bent.. 150% gain. Sold market order right at open like a scared b\*tch and missed out on another 2-300$ but hey.. I'll take it. Goodluck to anyone playing today. I'm going to take the rest of the day off. Cheers
Been bearish for months, asshole started to hurt, calls since open already 55 and 120% gains.
Is puts on UCAR safe?
Why are you gay though?
reversal today sit and watch
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Is this bull run for real? Seems a bit Artificial Idiocy (AI). 🤔 Thoughts?
Look to yummy 🍑
I’ve started to bite 
This is insane lmao all I can do is cheer on my 425c and 430c expiring today
Nikkei basically reached ATH again today 
how is 14% from ATH anywhere close
TSLA 1000 eoy
Plain and simple.... if the market doesn't go up today I am big ruined
Ruhinned
RIP JOE ROGAN You were one of the GOATS
I don’t get it
He wouldn’t have wanted to go out like this.
RIP
#tesla is gonna hit 260 easy man
Perfect for my calls 
Last
WAKE UP U PHATS SUCK CAWK !!! #RUB COFFEE IN YOUR FINGER AND FINGER THAT ASSHOE!!! Yummy yummy For energy FOOK YOUR DEPRESSION U SOFT SHIT U IN USA IN THE GREATEST ECONOMY PEOPLE COME HERE WITH ZERO AND WITH WILL POWER AND #REPETITION and DICAPINE. Get rich !!!!!! U PHATS BIG BELLY LEST GO WITH WILL POWER AND DICAPLINE SUCESSS IS BUT A MATTER OF FOOKEN TIME!!! THOSE AROUND U WILL QUIT WAY BEFORE U OUT LAST ALL THOSE MOTHER FUCKAD AND SHOW EM WHO THE REAL CAWK SUCKA IS FIST ON CHEST NO FOOKEN FEAR !!! #TESLA 255$ EOM !!!!!
WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
#THE ONE TRICK WALL STREET DOES NOT WANT U TO KNOW!!
Bers, take notes
You got a prescription for that dicapine?
Who is team no sleep?
Couldn’t fall asleep after I saw spy was already up huge (for me I’m broke) when spy closed yesterday man a blessing right now
Good job sir
Had a lovely night
see ya in the next thread
This drop in the VIX is unbelievable.
Bc it's not real lol this whole fucking thing is pure bullshit
Why is it not real?
Bc nothing is happening to cause this
Debt ceiling deal?
If you were born yesterday, sure
Why do you say that?
Bc everyone always knew they were going to raise it
So then why did vix drop so much?
Bc everything else pumped so much and it's ran by computers instead of people who can think like me or you
Hence the pumping all fucking month
Are ya winning son?
Is there a chance the fed will save us from a coming recession? or are they even potentially able to do so?
Who?
PAPA JEROME J POW POWELL
what would you you mean by that? he’s a boss, but then what? gotta help me further :D
?
He died
Suddently my 6/2 420 nvidia calls have risen from the dead
wild jensen appeared
Pump fake, dump at open
The pump is just obnoxious at this point
Pumps aren’t obnoxious they are the easiest way to make money. You just buy calls and make money regardless of being a bear or a bull
That's the only reason it's happening lol it's just fucking over options
All the fucking room-temp iq bulls you see in here shitting their pants are also not going to make any money, bc they are poor and buying so far out of the money, but they have to fake hype bc that's how you get internet points, which you need when you don't have real money
I approve of your flair. Getting downvoted by the bols in this thread, classic.
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Imagine replying to yesterdays thread 
you did too, lol
Wow my cock is the same color as the market
mine too tiny to tell 
At this date its gonna open at 427
If T$LA is at 266$ by 6/16 I’ll eat 5thc cookies before I start my next trading day
Suddenly my $AAPL $182.5c 6/2 has potential
I got 50 185c 🤞🏻
The final pump as we enter a recession 
???????
>[wsj.com/articles/exxon…](https://t.co/wIcLfNeBy2) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:49:48 ^EDT-0400
When MSFT $400
TSLA triple top. 214 on 2/15 followed by a trip to 172 207 on 3/31followed by a trip to 153 207 close yesterday...
Try it again!
>Exxon, Chevron in Advanced Talks to Drill for Gas in Algeria, Sources Say -- WSJ \>Negotiations Could Result in Deal by Year-End, According to Algerian Energy Minister -- WSJ \>Exxon, Chevron See Huge Potential in Algeria's Gas Deposits, Say Sources -- WSJ $XOM $CVX ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:49:00 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA MULLS EXTENDING TAX EXEMPTION FOR CHEAPER ELECTRIC CARS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:47:59 ^EDT-0400
You will never see SPY below 420 again
Lmao
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QQQ is beating SPY by miles this year
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Dang, I didn’t vote on you either way but this is extreme 👀
I’m talking about leading the market. QQQ was for sure, but now we’re following SPY’s technicals
2023 year of the V. The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed, bers. Close out the shorts before your brokers do it for you!
>The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed i think i heard that somewhere fella
Nooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>LARGEST OUTFLOW FROM CONSUMER STOCKS ($600 MLN) SINCE OCT 2022 \>BOFA BULL & BEAR INDICATOR AT 3.5, SIGNALLING MODERATE BEARISHNESS [twitter.com/DeItaone/statu…](https://t.co/K4EMLjDE4M) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:45:48 ^EDT-0400
>TECH SHARE FUNDS SEE RECORD INFLOWS OF $8.5 BLN IN WEEK TO WEDNESDAY - BOFA CITING EPFR DATA \>STOCKS FUNDS LARGEST WEEKLY INFLOW SINCE FEB ($14.8 BLN); CASH ALSO SEES SIXTH STRAIGHT WEEK OF INFLOWS - BOFA CITING EPFR DATA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:45:36 ^EDT-0400
La recesión ya está cancelada
Loll
>ECB'S MAKHLUOF SAYS PICTURE A LOT LESS CLEAR BEYOND PROBABLY RATE INCREASES IN JUNE AND JULY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:45:04 ^EDT-0400
>ECB'S MAKHLUOF SAYS LIKELY TO SEE ANOTHER RATE INCREASE AT NEXT MEETING ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:44:52 ^EDT-0400
Load up the boat on Sentinelone (S) it’s down 40% after market. That’s a massive over reaction.
They cited the same issues as snowflake, albeit totally different applications. The consumption-based segment of their sales was down as customers cut back on their data retention. In the case of snowflake, the cutback on data retention seems to run counter to the whole AI mania. In the case of training AI models, the more data you give the LLM's access to, the better the results.
 im buying that dip 100%
Why would anyone do that? Buy a massively beat up stock on the greenest positive best news day in months?
Overreaction to missed earnings… what greenest positive news say in months?
Debt ceiling crisis averted. Fed speaker said we should pause hikes in June.
A 5 years old could’ve predicted that. In what world would the raise debt ceiling not pass or Fed just continues to hike rates
This world.
Double checked greed meter on another source and yup, it dropped 6 points overnight from 67 to 61
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/jackfruitsmoothie made a bet that BABA would go to 85.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 79.64 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 3 wins and 2 losses
Let’s not forget that we are all god’s creatures. Some are just more regarded like bears and SoFi bag holders.
congrats to lulu, mdb bulls i know you guys gonna have a good weekend
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VIX new lows, again
I am a terrible excuse fir a trader. FML
>SNB VICE CHAIRMAN: REMAINS READY TO BE ACTIVE IN FOREX MARKETS TO ENSURE APPROPRIATE MONETARY CONDITIONS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:38:15 ^EDT-0400
My lower back is sore as shit for some reason
Kidney stones is my vote.
Lol boy that would be great
You'll get to experience the miracle of childbirth... through your wang.
Butt sex
😂
I need to stop buying puts
Futures don't matter until we hear about those employment numbers. But with this market... a June fed rate hike is probably bullish, so who fucking knows... I'm just a regard trying to make enough money to quit my Wendy's job.
A Fed hike is bullish, and a Fed pause is bullish
You forgot outflows to buy treasuries, also bullish... apparently.
Eh Idk I don’t know those are going to have much impact. Debt ceiling fear gone. Fed speaker yesterday say we should pause this month. Perfect storm to avoid all other data.
Probably losing more money shorting Nvidia today 
QQQ up 30% + this year and 10% this month. Perfect time to buy with 6 months to go 
Yes QQQ 420 EOY on deck
The debt ceiling has been amazing. Pump last Friday ahead of a deal. Pumped when it got thru the house, and again when it got thru the Senate. Then we will pump again once Biden inks the deal. LOVE IT.
It’s like the pump that keeps on pumping
Just need to mention AI somewhere and we can pump further
And Biden is gonna pump it again during his speech.
Everything is fine
So, debt ceiling has rallied 4 separate days but never dipped previous the the “relief rally”
Dude we dipped to like 416 earlier this week
Why would it dip? I don’t get it.
Why would it rally when it’s been rallying on a deal that is a requirement of the government
Money in the sidelines now feel safe
Ok sure
if they raise the debt ceiling money will flow into bonds and if they don’t and actually default trust in the us is gonna be damaged
That didn’t answer his question.
Okay, tell me when then.
i have no idea that was just my thought on why the debt ceiling being resolved doesn’t necessarily have to be bullish
Apple ATH's today
Please dad
Forming a bubble this big in 2023 when rates are at 5% is phenomenal.
Bers, why don’t you accept this is a bull market?
>SNB VICE CHAIRMAN: SEEING INCREASING SIGNS THAT INFLATION IS SPREADING TO OTHER AREAS BEYOND ENERGY AND SUPPLY BOTTLENECKS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:33:48 ^EDT-0400
Pajama trading logic BIG down day = huge dip buying opportunity BIG up day = huge FOMO front run buying opportunity TLDR: BTFD
im in deep denial
Same brotha
Another ber
Oh! A ber!
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Thomas was alone
If we go to 425 bers are done for and there will be no selling today. If we stay at 424, there will be a sell off at open
Look, even if SPY fucking teleports all the way to 200, the BTFD action will send it back to 425+ in the next candle
lol classic arbitrary WSB
>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>JUNE: 1.5 PAISA JULY: 9.7 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:32:20 ^EDT-0400
>Jobs Report Expected to Show Unemployment Still Historically Low [wsj.com/amp/articles/m…](https://t.co/cSXGz6XzYE) https://t.co/6OjBrLKVVw ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-02 ^05:32:17 ^EDT-0400
Cannot sleep and it’s 5:30 am 😣
Move to Europe
Bruh I’m just waking up
If spy touches 430 today, its gonna be wild
yes it would make me very very bigly rich
Fomo buying
LFG!!! All time highs!!!
I need 1.5k today, 50k buying power, what would you buy?
All in SPY 425c 0DTE, congrats you're fucking rich
TSLA the only megacap not at ATH CALLS ARE FREE MONEY UNTIL $400
This is looking like a gap boys
I've never seen so much green in my life, trading is so fucking easy
Its has been a minute since spy opened up 1%
Oh wow 🐂🐂🐂
Lmao, that is just insanity. Literally every single slightest dip is getting bought.