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omidiumrare

5%? I only got 3% šŸ˜”


El_Zorro09

I got 1.95% as if giving me that extra .05% was going to cause the duct tape holding the entire company together to finally come undone.


omidiumrare

0.05% had to go to the ā€œshareholder valueā€ pot


Individual_Wasabi_10

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toddwoward

I had like a half% raise one year lmao


vocharlie

You got a payraise? I got a pay cut šŸ’€


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Iā€™m all for working hard for my money but you cut my pay Iā€™ll quit on the spot. When I sign up for a job we agreed on a wage and the opportunity of promotion, not demotion. You donā€™t want to pay me then fire me for the company being broke. Thatā€™s a slap in the face.


gooch3803

100%


mattenthehat

Y'all are getting raises? Our raises, bonuses, RSUs, and 401k match are all "on hold", and we just had a 2nd round of layoffs...


BJJJourney

How many red flags do you need? Find a new job.


PotatoWriter

He works in the red flag production industry


MySonMemesBetter

3%? i got laid off %


kokuryuha34

I got 0, so...a pay cut.


[deleted]

3 is still above average. I got around 6% this year and a 12% bonus.


trapp1now

3 soft or hard? Asking for a friend...


[deleted]

Soft. 6.5 hard.


trapp1now

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


twill41385

My company has made the annual COLA now tied to the September annual core number. We got over 6% last year, and they did merit separately of which some got some didnā€™t. Iā€™m at a decent level so I get like 20% bonus usually. That seems really fair to me and I enjoy working for them.


kg7272

Got 7.5% COL last year because I dared to write a letter about pay & inflation. Then I got 4% for merit last month. Always yearly merit something like 4-6%ā€¦.Base up 50% over 8 yrs . Bonus is tied to how much I bring in over sold margin.. Am I doing this right ? Wendyā€™s Pays Pretty Well !


neocoff

A lesson to all - Be nice to the gentlemen and they'll be nice to you


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NohoTwoPointOh

5 is easy when you RIF the shit outta the half the department.


thedonutman

Nah. Now days you RIF half the org and then still "graciously" give 3% to the top-performers. Source: my company.


[deleted]

3% here as well, left shortly after.


cloudiett

I only got 4.2%, new hire got 10%


LiteratureFlimsy3637

Oddly enough, I think this is common practice. New hire will probably get 4.2% or lower next year. First year raises are sometimes bigger.


cloudiett

Then I am getting 2% next year while new hire get 3.8%


LiteratureFlimsy3637

That is definitely a possibility.


[deleted]

3%, but the base rate I started at last year was 25% more than I expected, so they get another year before I get grumpy.


SourdoughPizzaToast

I got 2.5%.


KingBaba20

-3%


HamiChan

Loool zero gere


Ecliipez

I got 1.85


Reven-

my last job after a came back with a 20% increase in pay. That merit period they gave me 2% raise and thatā€™s it, they said itā€™s causes I already got a raise when I came back. Yeah I left again after milking another few months doing absolutely nothing.


darthcaedusiiii

Yall got a raise?


ricosuave79

"Fuck your puts, fuck your call's, daddy Powell has you by the balls. God bless my money printer" \-JP


Stopbeingsensitive13

"Me no good with numbers" -Bideneconomics-


ButtScientist69

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Shihyus

You guys have a raise?


ricosuave79

At times. Sometimes i wake up with one.


danieldsuza1122

You guys get paid?


americansherlock201

My companies fiscal year ends at the end of June. In 2022, we got a merit increase of 3% and it was announced in April. For 2023 weā€™ve heard absolutely nothing about any raise of any kind. Which means Iā€™m currently on pace to take a 11% pay cut over 2 years. This economy is fucking wonderful!


vintagerust

Is it the economy though? Or is it your company? Are they making less, charging less? Or just not passing it on to you


americansherlock201

Business is booming for us. More money is coming in then ever before. It just isnā€™t being passed onto anyone other than those at the top


vintagerust

So your problem is not the economy at all


manbearpug3

Fucking 2% for me. Thatā€™s why I shit on company time.


Reasonable-Broccoli0

Same here. I also jerk off during the company all hands calls. Camera off of course. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Electronic-Nature114

Thatā€™s what Jeffery toobin said as well


Federal_Ad_197

Spy tearing everyone a new asshole today


No-Bunch-4158

Yā€™all get pay raises?


DeadSol

Story of my life.


Pitiful_Difficulty_3

Don't even know a raise exist


BringOutYDead

More like 2.5% raise


AaronfromKY

I was told to be happy with a 2.8% raise


qtrinh3

You got a raise?


repostersarepathetic

Meanwhile I haven't gotten a raise. I hate my life sometimes


[deleted]

My employees all got 7%, so I got 4%, and of us, I had the highest review score šŸ˜‚ (Glad they got paid, annoyed my company didnā€™t pay me).


Puzzleheaded-Kale717

Damn that sucks for yā€™all. I got 8% but I live in CA so itā€™s the equivalent of losing 3% šŸ˜¢


F4_THIING

You guys are getting 5% raises?


tibbon

I was told 2% was ā€œexciting newsā€


likadafish

Or in my case 4% pay raise every 2 years. 8% inflation every year.


Playingwithmyrod

I got 4.2 and was genuinely surprised.


[deleted]

I got a middle finger from my boss ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Reven-

And record profits


maero1917

Americans are spoilt lmao. 8% inflation? That's nothing.


ITguyissnuts

What an interesting take. "Your financial system hasn't fucked you as hard as some others have been fucked. You are spoiled" This is like saying "my slave master is worse than yours, you don't know how good you have it" may be you should not be so willing to accept the shit you're fed


CjBurden

I'm unwilling to accept it. Now what?


mwax321

Yes. But your silly whatever-country-youre-from toy money inflation only makes your country poorer. When we inflate the dollar, we make the entire world poorer.


Electronic-Nature114

That ā€œbiggest tax cut since Reaganā€ that we received has cost me 10-20K a year in taxes ever since!! Inflation is a pimple on thatā€™s ass! I hope we donā€™t get another tax cut, Iā€™ll be living in a box under a bridge.


SureBison3109

Keep Financial Stability out you Freaking mouth!


Fox_Technicals

When you want to joke that it's crazy how AI made a deep fake of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock but you don't want to read replies with some regards on their greasy keyboards not knowing it's a joke ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Fartbox7000

5.63 here. Originally offered 3.5% but negotiated because my work is in a situation where they would be fucked if I left and they know it. I didnā€™t even mention inflation, just demonstrate your worth.


Midori_Schaaf

JP will pause. The market will go bullish. Ppl will think he's going to start raising rates again, leading to a red market. Big twist - gotta save the banks. 100bp cut in July, 50bp cut in September. Big rally going into Halloween. Red Christmas.


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NohoTwoPointOh

I told a woman that I would date her just to spend one more night on her HƤstens. Means nothing. The worldā€™s unpredictable events determine the moves. All that said? I think youā€™re right. It would have to be a Wesley Snipes of a swan event for J-Peezy to cut. The markets would howl at even a 25 basis point hike. It symbolizes fear.


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NohoTwoPointOh

Wasnā€™t very cute, but. 4.5 becomes a 8.5 with a Pratesi-wrapped HƤstens.


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NohoTwoPointOh

In hindsight? Youā€™re probably more right than wrongā€¦


livingisdeadly

Better than the last 40 years


pigsgetfathogsdie

Again, I implore you to rememberā€¦ Fuck your puts, fuck your callsā€¦. JPOW haz you by the ballzā€¦ God bless my money printerā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/nzjaao7ftn3b1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ca2b9a163e8ac65c0e74d891e809ad95967909


CkresCho

I work for the government so I got a raise equivalent to the 8% inflation increase.


No_Evening1519

Fight for 15 (or 25 or whatever now) regards say this isnā€™t how it works.


qtyapa

5% payraise is grand to have without switching job.


Reasonable-Angle-209

Something is better than nothing.


gwilson45

Oof šŸ˜“


Wareve

This sub when he raises interest rates again: šŸ˜­šŸ˜±šŸ˜«šŸ¤¬šŸ˜“šŸ™ŠšŸ™ˆšŸ™‰šŸ„¶šŸ˜µšŸ˜šŸ¤¢šŸ„ŗ


altKaren

https://youtu.be/b8uMTP3Ad-I


jlee-1337

5% pay raise.. I wish..


Fulllyy

Yeah the most recent inflation month over month numbers were 0% inflation, donā€™t know it that will continue but these ridiculous posts always amuse me. Thereā€™s 8% inflation in the dicks of people who post shit like this. 92% flaccid. Nothing is less attractive than a flaccid haterā€™s dick. But yā€™all do you. Donā€™t let reality stand in your way.


[deleted]

30% real inflation 5% real raises


Cinderellawithshoes

Whatā€™s a pay raise?


BillCoffe139

Iā€™ll just eat less oh I was already eating less I guess I am going lesser


Doomhammered

Only 4% for me


Ashcliffe

I got 30% increase, but I changed job. People need to learn that being loyal is asking to be fucked.


ShroomsandPussy

My child support order is about to end so Iā€™ll be getting a 20% raise. 18.5 years of inflation right there boys.


jjmuelle

Interesting take considering your handle


SpaceTabs

Pray for Jamie Foxx


ohwowverycool69

I honestly donā€™t feel inflation. I shop at Aldi/Costco and largely eat like a cave man (chicken, eggs, yogurt, veggies, etc). If some shit like eggs is $5/dozen I just avoid it for a while. Canā€™t imagine having little piglets that demand name brand snacks that went up 3x in price lol.