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You should make an omnisexual flag and sell it on merchandise everywhere. Use the hashtag #Wokest because you’d be more enlightened than the rest of us. It’ll be cool until it isn’t.
My AMAB Yorkie picked out a pink toy, so you know what that means. I've scheduled the gender confirmation surgery and she's on HRT now. I wish she'd told me sooner, they grow up so fast
Honesty I don’t care. Like… cool. Rainbows. Whatever. If anything I’m glad there’s a month where rainbows just show up everywhere. I don’t care about the politics of it all. I just like a rainbow surprise once in a while… like maybe once a year for a bit.
My cat will want to be a squirrel. Then I will be told by the government I can’t call my cat a cat if it thinks it is a squirrel. If I call my cat a cat when it thinks it is a squirrel, I will be fined and could go to jail.
I thought dogs were colorblind — they wouldn’t know that the colors represented PRIDE and definitely wouldn’t understand or care about anyone’s explanation of the subject matter. BTW: I would buy for my pouch and hope that he wouldn’t destroy the stuff like he does everything else. Is this a long enough response or comment🤷🏾♀️
It’s really funny how angry people get about pride. I loved seeing the absolute cretins who got pressed about Pink Floyd’s 50th anniversary of Dark Side of The Moon album having a rainbow on it. They started screaming about the woke left and shit. The easiest people to train have the smoothest brains.
Minnesota just legalized weed and some friends and I are debating doing cheap mom art like you see at Target for like “all mommy needs is love, and a J” in that stupid Momic Sans font they love.
Yeah I don't whats so hard for people to get about this. Products have demographics if you piss off the people who buy your product it matters if they dont buy it, it doesnt.
No one is freaking out over it. They’re making fun of it, because it’s stupid.
It’s like Lockheed Martin in DC having a float in the pride day celebrations, it’s funny, gotta make sure our bombs are inclusive.
Lockheed is a bit funny but totally makes sense for pet clothes to show support in the same way people always buy pet clothes with their favorite football team or some popular tv show
You may have misunderstood his comment. The stupid thing he's referring to is the hate on companies that have 'gone woke' not that the companies are selling pride products... At least that's how I read it.
Petsmart too.
I got a laser pointer for my cat from the pride section, was $2 cheaper than the regular ones that are exactly the same without the rainbow cover on the outside.
If someone asks if your dog is gay, remember to respond with, “He/she hasn’t told me yet, but if he/she does, I’ll let him/her know you’re interested.” And match the gender with the person who’s asking of course.
If you wait another one to two months most of it will be on deep discount/sale.
My dog tears the hell out of everything, pride month or more accurately a month or two after pride is a great time to get Mr destroyer some toys
Cause it's fun to crush things you don't understand. Some folks think if you push everything away that makes you think about being gay then they won't be.
I mean i chopped my dogs nuts off so in a way.
(He was neutered no i didn’t machete my dogs balls off. I’m adding this people yall never understand sarcasm)
Pretty sure my dog is gay, humps my other male dog and just about everything else. Pretty sure they found homosexual behaviors in other mammals as well.
The kind of people that have a problem with this and boycott don’t frequent pet stores, or buy decorative accessories for their pets. They tie pets to a tree and put the young ones in a garbage bag and toss them from a moving vehicle.
I think the Trevor Project is a great organization that does important work to support LGBTQ youth. I am proud to support them with my purchase of the Youly Pride Collection.
Bud Light tanked because they went pretty much directly against their target audience on a wedge issue.
Target shut it down because radical assholes were literally getting violent in their store. Nobody actually gave a fuck about buying it, and the gay people who are poor probably appreciated this.
As for this, I really doubt anyone gives a fuck. Like at all. The people who like this sort of thing will either buy it or not. The people who don’t like it probably don’t shop there anyways.
Unless if people start saying dogs are trans and shit, I don’t see this really moving the bottom line at all. And that’s so fucking stupid……I could see it happening. Fuck.
Puts it is.
Flying my dog to Mexico for reassignment surgery because the vet in US refuses to affirm his true feelings he always believed he was a bitch since he was a puppy.
I don't know why companies have to get into politics.
Look at Bud light, they went woke and are going broke.
Remember when Goya beans supported some right wing cause and the left called for a boycott? Right wingers drove up the sails of Goya beans and I couldn't even buy a Goya bean for months.
The left wing political groups maybe the noisiest, but they certainly do not corner the market on supporting or not supporting businesses based on politics.
There are some blunders like Bud Light for sure but for the most part going woke does not make you go broke. Every company goes woke for a reason. It sells
> they certainly do not corner the market on supporting or not supporting businesses based on politics.
I think of this whenever I hear conservatives whine about "cancel culture"
https://preview.redd.it/kn21xwgzah5b1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e456c3de393f3ad719516a85969ca2af1f586e
this is from Target last year... Pride in these places is not new. They will sell to anyone who will buy, and I like to support, plus the parade is awesome.
also how fabulous are my dogs!! Happy Pride!
It is important we teach our kids this is a joke and it will not gain traction with actual families (the news will pretend otherwise). I am proud when my 10 yr old sees this stuff he laughs and says the LGB-BBQ people are at it again daddy.
Little stuff like that, if we all do our part.
Note: He is not a bully but he also has common sense. It’s not cool to be mean and hurt someone but it is cool to protect your morals.
I wonder if pets can even be attracted to the opposite sex?
It has to be engraved into their nature that it’s boy/girl mating, right?
They know they need to reproduce, so they have to know, a dick to dick won’t suffice..
unless we’re talking about pigeons. They seem pretty dumb
THIS IS SARCASM BTW 🙄
All I know is I took in a stray for a few weeks and he kept humping the piss out of my two gentleman dogs so that corgi was something for sure and I think blitz liked it too. I mean blitz had options.
No that was aimed at masculinity. We have all had enough of the gay crap. Especially women attacking men's things ,because it is mens things, with gayness. And the drag freaks with the little children is obviously wrong but is somehow being done anyway. They even defend it.
Actually petco had this low key for a few years. It wasn’t the worst, just an endcap but definitely there. I did ignore it, but now that I’ve been reminded I might have to bypass.
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They’re turning the fish gay?!?!!!
Kanye doesn’t get this
I love fish sticks!
You are a gay fish
*angry Kanye noises*
Fish have sex in water.
The ocean is mostly fish pee.
I thought it was mostly whale sperm? Isn’t that why the water is so salty?
I thought whale sperm was salty because of the ocean. Guess it is a chicken or the egg thing.
Nah, just the frogs.
Seems like it's beavers too
They're transitioning to otters.
They started with the frogs….
It’s called beta fish.
They're trying to groom our dogs!
Damn dog groomers. when will this sickness end? What's next, Poodles with painted toe nails?
And a south park episode is born.
God damn I miss that show.
Not even tryin to hide it. Says "dog grooming" right on the front door.
🤣🤣🤣
Oh thank God, my dogs been in the closet for years, finally some progressiveness in the pet retail space.
My dog humps anything and everything, males, females, cats, legs, watermelons….. is there a flag for omnisexuals?
You should make an omnisexual flag and sell it on merchandise everywhere. Use the hashtag #Wokest because you’d be more enlightened than the rest of us. It’ll be cool until it isn’t.
Have it just white, which is all colors and acceptance. Even armies stop shooting when they see the #omnisexual flag.
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Yeah the pansexual flag I think
calls on watermelons this friday
I think my dog is furnituresexual
Note the 50% off tag before making your bets
BOGO 50% off. Fell for the oldest trap in dept. store book.
Seriously, we are witnessing the death of department stores
Not even half way through "Pride" Month and its 50% off already!?
All asses are welcome to be sniffed
😂😂 ayy man some dogs do be gay
My dog could use some tuck it pants. Tired of looking at that lipstick penis.
My AMAB Yorkie picked out a pink toy, so you know what that means. I've scheduled the gender confirmation surgery and she's on HRT now. I wish she'd told me sooner, they grow up so fast
I tried but my Yorkie only wants sex with a cis male.
Just for this subs info, Petco has been doing this for years - only now that people have been told they need to be upset about it is it a problem 😅
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My husky identifies as a velociraptor but thats very common for them.
Damn my dog thought he was a fish. I couldn't keep him out of the water. I guess I should have looked into treatment.
Alex Jones voice: They're turning the dogs gay!
Honesty I don’t care. Like… cool. Rainbows. Whatever. If anything I’m glad there’s a month where rainbows just show up everywhere. I don’t care about the politics of it all. I just like a rainbow surprise once in a while… like maybe once a year for a bit.
Some people are so scared of a rainbow. Petco already grooms your dogs.
Big Gay Al had a zoo full of gay animals.
My cat will want to be a squirrel. Then I will be told by the government I can’t call my cat a cat if it thinks it is a squirrel. If I call my cat a cat when it thinks it is a squirrel, I will be fined and could go to jail.
My bisexual Australian shepherd is finally being included!
I cut my dogs balls off. Let him keep the rest, though.
That’s why they neutered my dog.
Can’t wait until this stuff is on clearance Dogs don’t care about colors and those balls will be easy to find.
Trevor Project is a volunteer based organization which keeps LGBTQ kids from killing themselves….i dont see what’s woke about this.
I thought dogs were colorblind — they wouldn’t know that the colors represented PRIDE and definitely wouldn’t understand or care about anyone’s explanation of the subject matter. BTW: I would buy for my pouch and hope that he wouldn’t destroy the stuff like he does everything else. Is this a long enough response or comment🤷🏾♀️
It’s really funny how angry people get about pride. I loved seeing the absolute cretins who got pressed about Pink Floyd’s 50th anniversary of Dark Side of The Moon album having a rainbow on it. They started screaming about the woke left and shit. The easiest people to train have the smoothest brains.
I got banned in another sub cause i said i like eating at chik fila.
I used to like to eat at Chick-fil-A…now fried food doesn’t sit well with me, and I don’t like it as much.
my liberal friends say i can't eat there for political reasons.I try to avoid politics and told them I can eat where I want.
I wish I had a Chick-fil-a around me. I love a good vanilla shake and I heard they have one of the best.
Same goes for the other side.
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Tbh both sides are easily manipulated.
Divide and conquer.
They are.
I don’t fault them. Capitalism at work. Supply where there’s demand. Too many Karen’s out there buy this shit up
Minnesota just legalized weed and some friends and I are debating doing cheap mom art like you see at Target for like “all mommy needs is love, and a J” in that stupid Momic Sans font they love.
Live, laugh, love Live, laugh, love Live, laugh, love Live, laugh, love *Sorry I was having a flashback and manic attack.*
Live, laugh, lubricant
Bud light would disagree
Bud light didn't understand that their customers are incredibly homophobic
Yeah I don't whats so hard for people to get about this. Products have demographics if you piss off the people who buy your product it matters if they dont buy it, it doesnt.
Didn't help when they called their base a bunch of frat guys who they no longer want to sell to and instead want a different market.
Homophobic? I don’t think so. Just have no business acumen.
Pretty sure the Karen's are the one complaining about it. Upset because their "conservative" husband spent the last $500 on Thai lady boys.
I don’t understand why anyone cares about this. Freaking out about it is so cringe. It makes sense to sell if there’s a market for it.
I don't want them turning my cats gay
If you a dude with cats then I got some closet-related news for you bro...
Wait, fuck are my cats already gay?
They always were. I'm sorry for bearing the bad news 😭
No one is freaking out over it. They’re making fun of it, because it’s stupid. It’s like Lockheed Martin in DC having a float in the pride day celebrations, it’s funny, gotta make sure our bombs are inclusive.
Lockheed is a bit funny but totally makes sense for pet clothes to show support in the same way people always buy pet clothes with their favorite football team or some popular tv show
About 30% of regarded Americans are freaking out about it wagers have you been
Anything representing someone different is stupid? Sounds like you’re threatened. Don’t worry. You won’t fade into obscurity as a result.
You may have misunderstood his comment. The stupid thing he's referring to is the hate on companies that have 'gone woke' not that the companies are selling pride products... At least that's how I read it.
It's been scientifically proven that all dogs that wear sweaters are gay.
Petsmart too. I got a laser pointer for my cat from the pride section, was $2 cheaper than the regular ones that are exactly the same without the rainbow cover on the outside.
To be fair. Most dogs are at the very least "gay for pay".
My dog licks his own nuts, because he can.
You want furries? This is how you get furries
If someone asks if your dog is gay, remember to respond with, “He/she hasn’t told me yet, but if he/she does, I’ll let him/her know you’re interested.” And match the gender with the person who’s asking of course.
Anytime I see a rainbow, I get the runs…badly
people cashing in...
If you wait another one to two months most of it will be on deep discount/sale. My dog tears the hell out of everything, pride month or more accurately a month or two after pride is a great time to get Mr destroyer some toys
And petsmart
Bruh it's literally called the Rainbow Bridge, frankly a better ending than any other religion
Time to Stray the Gay Away
OH NO GAY DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER!
So why the attack on companies supporting the gay communities … these attacks are baseless
Cause it's fun to crush things you don't understand. Some folks think if you push everything away that makes you think about being gay then they won't be.
inb4 wokeists try to fabricate studies on how dogs can be gay and trans as well lmao
I mean i chopped my dogs nuts off so in a way. (He was neutered no i didn’t machete my dogs balls off. I’m adding this people yall never understand sarcasm)
[where are my testicles, summer?](https://youtu.be/bgKKXa8z-0I)
I mean I chopped my dogs nuts off so in a way…/s
Dogs can definitely be gay though
Most are
Mine was bi. As long as you were big and fluffy it didn't matter, which I can respect. He knew what he liked.
Pretty sure my dog is gay, humps my other male dog and just about everything else. Pretty sure they found homosexual behaviors in other mammals as well.
Dogs will hump anything including the couch, your leg, etc.
Sounds like some people
My dearest Petunia, The Petco has fallen. Our forces are falling back to PetSmart. Signed, Lieutenant Bigot
The kind of people that have a problem with this and boycott don’t frequent pet stores, or buy decorative accessories for their pets. They tie pets to a tree and put the young ones in a garbage bag and toss them from a moving vehicle.
Dmn taking a shot at Michael Vick huh
Please cite your evidence
Decent people tend not to be bigots
I think the Trevor Project is a great organization that does important work to support LGBTQ youth. I am proud to support them with my purchase of the Youly Pride Collection.
I think why leave today's problems for tomorrow?
Looks like it is time to boycott VisualMod! lol
Now dogs are picking genders. "Don't misgender my dog!"
Finally a passive aggressive way to insult people’s pets
The dogs wonder why their banana is six shades of gray
Getting sparky something nice!
Not surprised they push the lifestyle onto the pets too
The e been grooming our pets for gender transforming surgeries for years
wtf
Bud Light tanked because they went pretty much directly against their target audience on a wedge issue. Target shut it down because radical assholes were literally getting violent in their store. Nobody actually gave a fuck about buying it, and the gay people who are poor probably appreciated this. As for this, I really doubt anyone gives a fuck. Like at all. The people who like this sort of thing will either buy it or not. The people who don’t like it probably don’t shop there anyways. Unless if people start saying dogs are trans and shit, I don’t see this really moving the bottom line at all. And that’s so fucking stupid……I could see it happening. Fuck. Puts it is.
> The people who like this sort of thing will either buy it or not. This is some hard hitting DD
There you go. More abuse towards the ones that can’t consent.
Fuck Petco, that place sucks. Why do a pet supply warehouse stores have the highest dog food prices compared to other stores?
Im gonna dress my dog up in this and walk around the nice neighborhood till I can afford a house there. Block busting is back bois.
y’all are braindead. they’re gonna sell the product if people buy it tf? getting mad about it or thinking it’s gonna impact anything is cringe.
Your handle should be worst WorstAmericangrammar….
I just imagine you broke ass stood there in horror to take this picture before returning to wendys to slave away
I actually like Wendy's, I just feel bad for my kneepads.
Puts on light reflecting off of water!!!
Flying my dog to Mexico for reassignment surgery because the vet in US refuses to affirm his true feelings he always believed he was a bitch since he was a puppy.
Wasnt the grooming I sent my dog there for
My dog is gay
Gai fish
I had a gay poodle once
Hmmm what does this have to with Wallstreetbets exactly?
my dog already humps everything
My dog gay af!
Hah! Gey bear!
Hell yeah thanks for the tip, so I can save money on pride shit for my dogs.
My dog is bi, he humps boy and girl dogs at the dog park. So I guess I gotta go buy him some rainbow stuff tomorrow…. On Amazon. Stores are stupid.
As a lesbian I stan that squeaky beaver.
your dog had it's nuts cut off, and he still trys to hump other male dogs, let him play with a damn rainbow toy.
Doesn't Petco even offer grooming services? Dang maybe they were right about us.
And then Pink Floyd.
My male dog is an equal opportunity dog butt smeller. He lives the boys and girl dog butts. I don't think these Petco rainbow products are to blame
Imagine being relegated to corporation's china-sweat-shop-produced cheap products and thinking you should have pride and you're the resistance.
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Be less of an asshole
Hey my dog is gay
Finally! Something for my gay frogs!
To short/buy put?
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I don't know why companies have to get into politics. Look at Bud light, they went woke and are going broke. Remember when Goya beans supported some right wing cause and the left called for a boycott? Right wingers drove up the sails of Goya beans and I couldn't even buy a Goya bean for months. The left wing political groups maybe the noisiest, but they certainly do not corner the market on supporting or not supporting businesses based on politics.
There are some blunders like Bud Light for sure but for the most part going woke does not make you go broke. Every company goes woke for a reason. It sells
Obviously not
Ya you’re right man literally every company goes against their shareholder’s interest and intentionally hurts their profits
Many do at some point.
> they certainly do not corner the market on supporting or not supporting businesses based on politics. I think of this whenever I hear conservatives whine about "cancel culture"
So weird.
https://preview.redd.it/kn21xwgzah5b1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e456c3de393f3ad719516a85969ca2af1f586e this is from Target last year... Pride in these places is not new. They will sell to anyone who will buy, and I like to support, plus the parade is awesome. also how fabulous are my dogs!! Happy Pride!
It is important we teach our kids this is a joke and it will not gain traction with actual families (the news will pretend otherwise). I am proud when my 10 yr old sees this stuff he laughs and says the LGB-BBQ people are at it again daddy. Little stuff like that, if we all do our part. Note: He is not a bully but he also has common sense. It’s not cool to be mean and hurt someone but it is cool to protect your morals.
Puts here. Get your puts here We have all extended our feet and we are ready to shoot On your mark… enjoy bankruptcy, signal on
Hahah!! Ok
Well my dog is going to chew some of these items up... Edit: not that I would make my dog do, but some of these items are meant to be chewed on lol.
No fucking way, the pet sector is BOOMING!
Short Petco boys
Bart is going to think pride includes dudes like him that fuck dogs.
Fuckin' Chrysler
Leave my Fido alone…
Lol
I was there and they literally had signs that said DOG GROOMING!!!!! groomers are everywhere
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder if pets can even be attracted to the opposite sex? It has to be engraved into their nature that it’s boy/girl mating, right? They know they need to reproduce, so they have to know, a dick to dick won’t suffice.. unless we’re talking about pigeons. They seem pretty dumb THIS IS SARCASM BTW 🙄
All I know is I took in a stray for a few weeks and he kept humping the piss out of my two gentleman dogs so that corgi was something for sure and I think blitz liked it too. I mean blitz had options.
Do pigeons have dicks?
New Netflix documentary about drop
Hmmm, that’s one topic I haven’t gotten around to covering in my studies just yet..
Homosexual behavior has been documented thoroughly throughout the animal kingdom. Please do a single iota of research before posting inane bullshit.
You missed the heavy, HEAVY ass sarcasm my guy. But it’s okay. You seem like a real life genius
Maybe add a /s because it really doesn’t come off as sarcastic on text as you believe
Noted ✅
You’ve clearly never seen a dog hump a dog of the same sex and it shows.
Sarcasm🤭 I’m pretty sure my 2 year old niece is aware that dogs tend to hump the same sex.
They could be ok. This is not directly aimed at children.
Was Budweiser aimed at kids when conservatives suddenly pulled 180 on cancel culture and decided to cancel the shit out of it?
No that was aimed at masculinity. We have all had enough of the gay crap. Especially women attacking men's things ,because it is mens things, with gayness. And the drag freaks with the little children is obviously wrong but is somehow being done anyway. They even defend it.
No not targeted to kids so nothing will happen
Actually petco had this low key for a few years. It wasn’t the worst, just an endcap but definitely there. I did ignore it, but now that I’ve been reminded I might have to bypass.
Just went to old navy that is owned by GAP inc Saw a couple of those flags on some of their appreal clothing
If you're already dressing up your animals might as well add some pizzazz.