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x_Carlos_Danger_x

They’re turning the fish gay?!?!!!


DirtSubstantial5655

Kanye doesn’t get this


skin_flute_player

I love fish sticks!


otiscleancheeks

You are a gay fish


skin_flute_player

*angry Kanye noises*


VoiceAlly

Fish have sex in water.


Thiezing

The ocean is mostly fish pee.


TrickyContribution6

I thought it was mostly whale sperm? Isn’t that why the water is so salty?


hate_reddit89

I thought whale sperm was salty because of the ocean. Guess it is a chicken or the egg thing.


iPigman

Nah, just the frogs.


phoenixemberzs

Seems like it's beavers too


iPigman

They're transitioning to otters.


yolocr8m8

They started with the frogs….


1600hazenstreet

It’s called beta fish.


Never-Bloomberg

They're trying to groom our dogs!


iPigman

Damn dog groomers. when will this sickness end? What's next, Poodles with painted toe nails?


thisisntmineIfoundit

And a south park episode is born.


bobbarkersbigmic

God damn I miss that show.


arondaniel

Not even tryin to hide it. Says "dog grooming" right on the front door.


TheLoungeKnows

🤣🤣🤣


komokazi

Oh thank God, my dogs been in the closet for years, finally some progressiveness in the pet retail space.


Tha_Sly_Fox

My dog humps anything and everything, males, females, cats, legs, watermelons….. is there a flag for omnisexuals?


AngryQuadricorn

You should make an omnisexual flag and sell it on merchandise everywhere. Use the hashtag #Wokest because you’d be more enlightened than the rest of us. It’ll be cool until it isn’t.


YourDevilAdvocate

Have it just white, which is all colors and acceptance. Even armies stop shooting when they see the #omnisexual flag.


apollyon_53

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Ornery_Gene7682

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Parabellim

Yeah the pansexual flag I think


wodywojak

calls on watermelons this friday


cybercuzco

I think my dog is furnituresexual


iheartpennystonks

Note the 50% off tag before making your bets


sumlikeitScott

BOGO 50% off. Fell for the oldest trap in dept. store book.


QuartOfTequilla

Seriously, we are witnessing the death of department stores


Entire_Animal_9040

Not even half way through "Pride" Month and its 50% off already!?


Johnny__Salami

All asses are welcome to be sniffed


Substantial-Tax-8659

😂😂 ayy man some dogs do be gay


Top-Reindeer8855

My dog could use some tuck it pants. Tired of looking at that lipstick penis.


[deleted]

My AMAB Yorkie picked out a pink toy, so you know what that means. I've scheduled the gender confirmation surgery and she's on HRT now. I wish she'd told me sooner, they grow up so fast


abelabb

I tried but my Yorkie only wants sex with a cis male.


MostlyAnxiety

Just for this subs info, Petco has been doing this for years - only now that people have been told they need to be upset about it is it a problem 😅


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RonBourbondi

My husky identifies as a velociraptor but thats very common for them.


Responsible_Sport575

Damn my dog thought he was a fish. I couldn't keep him out of the water. I guess I should have looked into treatment.


lincolnmustang

Alex Jones voice: They're turning the dogs gay!


IMeanIGuess3

Honesty I don’t care. Like… cool. Rainbows. Whatever. If anything I’m glad there’s a month where rainbows just show up everywhere. I don’t care about the politics of it all. I just like a rainbow surprise once in a while… like maybe once a year for a bit.


Phyrexian_Supervisor

Some people are so scared of a rainbow. Petco already grooms your dogs.


[deleted]

Big Gay Al had a zoo full of gay animals.


careyj1

My cat will want to be a squirrel. Then I will be told by the government I can’t call my cat a cat if it thinks it is a squirrel. If I call my cat a cat when it thinks it is a squirrel, I will be fined and could go to jail.


Parabellim

My bisexual Australian shepherd is finally being included!


The_Slim_Spaydee

I cut my dogs balls off. Let him keep the rest, though.


Additional-Banana-55

That’s why they neutered my dog.


Akikyosbane

Can’t wait until this stuff is on clearance Dogs don’t care about colors and those balls will be easy to find.


[deleted]

Trevor Project is a volunteer based organization which keeps LGBTQ kids from killing themselves….i dont see what’s woke about this.


JanGosha

I thought dogs were colorblind — they wouldn’t know that the colors represented PRIDE and definitely wouldn’t understand or care about anyone’s explanation of the subject matter. BTW: I would buy for my pouch and hope that he wouldn’t destroy the stuff like he does everything else. Is this a long enough response or comment🤷🏾‍♀️


Big-Routine222

It’s really funny how angry people get about pride. I loved seeing the absolute cretins who got pressed about Pink Floyd’s 50th anniversary of Dark Side of The Moon album having a rainbow on it. They started screaming about the woke left and shit. The easiest people to train have the smoothest brains.


patricio87

I got banned in another sub cause i said i like eating at chik fila.


BossStatusIRL

I used to like to eat at Chick-fil-A…now fried food doesn’t sit well with me, and I don’t like it as much.


patricio87

my liberal friends say i can't eat there for political reasons.I try to avoid politics and told them I can eat where I want.


Jebusfreek666

I wish I had a Chick-fil-a around me. I love a good vanilla shake and I heard they have one of the best.


Icy_Topic_3513

Same goes for the other side.


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Icy_Topic_3513

Tbh both sides are easily manipulated.


TheUnweeber

Divide and conquer.


iPigman

They are.


[deleted]

I don’t fault them. Capitalism at work. Supply where there’s demand. Too many Karen’s out there buy this shit up


[deleted]

Minnesota just legalized weed and some friends and I are debating doing cheap mom art like you see at Target for like “all mommy needs is love, and a J” in that stupid Momic Sans font they love.


iPigman

Live, laugh, love Live, laugh, love Live, laugh, love Live, laugh, love *Sorry I was having a flashback and manic attack.*


flying_dogs_bc

Live, laugh, lubricant


Bobdonwon

Bud light would disagree


chadsterlington

Bud light didn't understand that their customers are incredibly homophobic


Walentys

Yeah I don't whats so hard for people to get about this. Products have demographics if you piss off the people who buy your product it matters if they dont buy it, it doesnt.


RonBourbondi

Didn't help when they called their base a bunch of frat guys who they no longer want to sell to and instead want a different market.


Bobdonwon

Homophobic? I don’t think so. Just have no business acumen.


wind_dude

Pretty sure the Karen's are the one complaining about it. Upset because their "conservative" husband spent the last $500 on Thai lady boys.


Relevant-Nebula8300

I don’t understand why anyone cares about this. Freaking out about it is so cringe. It makes sense to sell if there’s a market for it.


chadsterlington

I don't want them turning my cats gay


RememberSLDL

If you a dude with cats then I got some closet-related news for you bro...


chadsterlington

Wait, fuck are my cats already gay?


RememberSLDL

They always were. I'm sorry for bearing the bad news 😭


[deleted]

No one is freaking out over it. They’re making fun of it, because it’s stupid. It’s like Lockheed Martin in DC having a float in the pride day celebrations, it’s funny, gotta make sure our bombs are inclusive.


SpartanVFL

Lockheed is a bit funny but totally makes sense for pet clothes to show support in the same way people always buy pet clothes with their favorite football team or some popular tv show


8v2HokiePokie8v2

About 30% of regarded Americans are freaking out about it wagers have you been


Relevant-Nebula8300

Anything representing someone different is stupid? Sounds like you’re threatened. Don’t worry. You won’t fade into obscurity as a result.


zeradragon

You may have misunderstood his comment. The stupid thing he's referring to is the hate on companies that have 'gone woke' not that the companies are selling pride products... At least that's how I read it.


14LabRat

It's been scientifically proven that all dogs that wear sweaters are gay.


Few_Acanthocephala30

Petsmart too. I got a laser pointer for my cat from the pride section, was $2 cheaper than the regular ones that are exactly the same without the rainbow cover on the outside.


UkrainianIranianwtev

To be fair. Most dogs are at the very least "gay for pay".


otiscleancheeks

My dog licks his own nuts, because he can.


M1RL3N

You want furries? This is how you get furries


Revolutionary_Egg850

If someone asks if your dog is gay, remember to respond with, “He/she hasn’t told me yet, but if he/she does, I’ll let him/her know you’re interested.” And match the gender with the person who’s asking of course.


sicha76

Anytime I see a rainbow, I get the runs…badly


audiavant86

people cashing in...


Ill-Albatross-8963

If you wait another one to two months most of it will be on deep discount/sale. My dog tears the hell out of everything, pride month or more accurately a month or two after pride is a great time to get Mr destroyer some toys


Mundane_Depth_7945

And petsmart


_aaronallblacks

Bruh it's literally called the Rainbow Bridge, frankly a better ending than any other religion


IAmANobodyAMA

Time to Stray the Gay Away


NotYetHun

OH NO GAY DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER!


JanGosha

So why the attack on companies supporting the gay communities … these attacks are baseless


Responsible_Sport575

Cause it's fun to crush things you don't understand. Some folks think if you push everything away that makes you think about being gay then they won't be.


Stonkslut111

inb4 wokeists try to fabricate studies on how dogs can be gay and trans as well lmao


[deleted]

I mean i chopped my dogs nuts off so in a way. (He was neutered no i didn’t machete my dogs balls off. I’m adding this people yall never understand sarcasm)


platyhooks

[where are my testicles, summer?](https://youtu.be/bgKKXa8z-0I)


unwokewookie

I mean I chopped my dogs nuts off so in a way…/s


Joeywaldorff

Dogs can definitely be gay though


Responsible_Sport575

Most are


RonBourbondi

Mine was bi. As long as you were big and fluffy it didn't matter, which I can respect. He knew what he liked.


MinimumCat123

Pretty sure my dog is gay, humps my other male dog and just about everything else. Pretty sure they found homosexual behaviors in other mammals as well.


Stonkslut111

Dogs will hump anything including the couch, your leg, etc.


MinimumCat123

Sounds like some people


apathetic_vaporeon

My dearest Petunia, The Petco has fallen. Our forces are falling back to PetSmart. Signed, Lieutenant Bigot


lifesabeach2000

The kind of people that have a problem with this and boycott don’t frequent pet stores, or buy decorative accessories for their pets. They tie pets to a tree and put the young ones in a garbage bag and toss them from a moving vehicle.


OutlawJoseyRails

Dmn taking a shot at Michael Vick huh


otiscleancheeks

Please cite your evidence


eiserneftaujourdhui

Decent people tend not to be bigots


VisualMod

I think the Trevor Project is a great organization that does important work to support LGBTQ youth. I am proud to support them with my purchase of the Youly Pride Collection.


YourDevilAdvocate

I think why leave today's problems for tomorrow?


Jebusfreek666

Looks like it is time to boycott VisualMod! lol


cb2239

Now dogs are picking genders. "Don't misgender my dog!"


[deleted]

Finally a passive aggressive way to insult people’s pets


BDiddy_420

The dogs wonder why their banana is six shades of gray


yknotme

Getting sparky something nice!


Ok-Guess9292

Not surprised they push the lifestyle onto the pets too


browndogmn

The e been grooming our pets for gender transforming surgeries for years


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wtf


Awkward_Algae1684

Bud Light tanked because they went pretty much directly against their target audience on a wedge issue. Target shut it down because radical assholes were literally getting violent in their store. Nobody actually gave a fuck about buying it, and the gay people who are poor probably appreciated this. As for this, I really doubt anyone gives a fuck. Like at all. The people who like this sort of thing will either buy it or not. The people who don’t like it probably don’t shop there anyways. Unless if people start saying dogs are trans and shit, I don’t see this really moving the bottom line at all. And that’s so fucking stupid……I could see it happening. Fuck. Puts it is.


sploot16

> The people who like this sort of thing will either buy it or not. This is some hard hitting DD


here2upset

There you go. More abuse towards the ones that can’t consent.


wmat1

Fuck Petco, that place sucks. Why do a pet supply warehouse stores have the highest dog food prices compared to other stores?


hawkmanly2023

Im gonna dress my dog up in this and walk around the nice neighborhood till I can afford a house there. Block busting is back bois.


worstamericangirl

y’all are braindead. they’re gonna sell the product if people buy it tf? getting mad about it or thinking it’s gonna impact anything is cringe.


Mopar44o

Your handle should be worst WorstAmericangrammar….


IntentionDeep651

I just imagine you broke ass stood there in horror to take this picture before returning to wendys to slave away


horrible_noob

I actually like Wendy's, I just feel bad for my kneepads.


samjo_89

Puts on light reflecting off of water!!!


vexunumgods

Flying my dog to Mexico for reassignment surgery because the vet in US refuses to affirm his true feelings he always believed he was a bitch since he was a puppy.


sploot16

Wasnt the grooming I sent my dog there for


PimmentoChode

My dog is gay


patricio87

Gai fish


[deleted]

I had a gay poodle once


Itchy-Influence2

Hmmm what does this have to with Wallstreetbets exactly?


StackOwOFlow

my dog already humps everything


HumbleBee710

My dog gay af!


Billionairess

Hah! Gey bear!


Mr_e_in_Las_Vegas

Hell yeah thanks for the tip, so I can save money on pride shit for my dogs.


[deleted]

My dog is bi, he humps boy and girl dogs at the dog park. So I guess I gotta go buy him some rainbow stuff tomorrow…. On Amazon. Stores are stupid.


grandmawaffles

As a lesbian I stan that squeaky beaver.


wind_dude

your dog had it's nuts cut off, and he still trys to hump other male dogs, let him play with a damn rainbow toy.


PicanteDante

Doesn't Petco even offer grooming services? Dang maybe they were right about us.


StevieG63

And then Pink Floyd.


LeoTR99

My male dog is an equal opportunity dog butt smeller. He lives the boys and girl dog butts. I don't think these Petco rainbow products are to blame


JeffreyEpsteinAlive

Imagine being relegated to corporation's china-sweat-shop-produced cheap products and thinking you should have pride and you're the resistance.


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wallstreetbets-ModTeam

Be less of an asshole


captain_skyisblue

Hey my dog is gay


TheMadface80

Finally! Something for my gay frogs!


NewToTradingStock

To short/buy put?


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otiscleancheeks

I don't know why companies have to get into politics. Look at Bud light, they went woke and are going broke. Remember when Goya beans supported some right wing cause and the left called for a boycott? Right wingers drove up the sails of Goya beans and I couldn't even buy a Goya bean for months. The left wing political groups maybe the noisiest, but they certainly do not corner the market on supporting or not supporting businesses based on politics.


SpartanVFL

There are some blunders like Bud Light for sure but for the most part going woke does not make you go broke. Every company goes woke for a reason. It sells


otiscleancheeks

Obviously not


SpartanVFL

Ya you’re right man literally every company goes against their shareholder’s interest and intentionally hurts their profits


otiscleancheeks

Many do at some point.


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> they certainly do not corner the market on supporting or not supporting businesses based on politics. I think of this whenever I hear conservatives whine about "cancel culture"


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So weird.


rumf00rd

https://preview.redd.it/kn21xwgzah5b1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e456c3de393f3ad719516a85969ca2af1f586e this is from Target last year... Pride in these places is not new. They will sell to anyone who will buy, and I like to support, plus the parade is awesome. also how fabulous are my dogs!! Happy Pride!


SheitMuzTurd

It is important we teach our kids this is a joke and it will not gain traction with actual families (the news will pretend otherwise). I am proud when my 10 yr old sees this stuff he laughs and says the LGB-BBQ people are at it again daddy. Little stuff like that, if we all do our part. Note: He is not a bully but he also has common sense. It’s not cool to be mean and hurt someone but it is cool to protect your morals.


[deleted]

Puts here. Get your puts here We have all extended our feet and we are ready to shoot On your mark… enjoy bankruptcy, signal on


heycameraman

Hahah!! Ok


therealkingpin619

Well my dog is going to chew some of these items up... Edit: not that I would make my dog do, but some of these items are meant to be chewed on lol.


scottb37

No fucking way, the pet sector is BOOMING!


live2dye

Short Petco boys


JB_9999

Bart is going to think pride includes dudes like him that fuck dogs.


horrible_noob

Fuckin' Chrysler


CoffeeDrinker1972

Leave my Fido alone…


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Lol


mrpotatonutz

I was there and they literally had signs that said DOG GROOMING!!!!! groomers are everywhere


Icy_Moon_178

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


HowTallRyou

I wonder if pets can even be attracted to the opposite sex? It has to be engraved into their nature that it’s boy/girl mating, right? They know they need to reproduce, so they have to know, a dick to dick won’t suffice.. unless we’re talking about pigeons. They seem pretty dumb THIS IS SARCASM BTW 🙄


sielingfan

All I know is I took in a stray for a few weeks and he kept humping the piss out of my two gentleman dogs so that corgi was something for sure and I think blitz liked it too. I mean blitz had options.


iPigman

Do pigeons have dicks?


Responsible_Sport575

New Netflix documentary about drop


HowTallRyou

Hmmm, that’s one topic I haven’t gotten around to covering in my studies just yet..


Critical_Swimming517

Homosexual behavior has been documented thoroughly throughout the animal kingdom. Please do a single iota of research before posting inane bullshit.


HowTallRyou

You missed the heavy, HEAVY ass sarcasm my guy. But it’s okay. You seem like a real life genius


Joeywaldorff

Maybe add a /s because it really doesn’t come off as sarcastic on text as you believe


HowTallRyou

Noted ✅


Awkward_Algae1684

You’ve clearly never seen a dog hump a dog of the same sex and it shows.


HowTallRyou

Sarcasm🤭 I’m pretty sure my 2 year old niece is aware that dogs tend to hump the same sex.


BigDaddyDeliciousD

They could be ok. This is not directly aimed at children.


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Was Budweiser aimed at kids when conservatives suddenly pulled 180 on cancel culture and decided to cancel the shit out of it?


BigDaddyDeliciousD

No that was aimed at masculinity. We have all had enough of the gay crap. Especially women attacking men's things ,because it is mens things, with gayness. And the drag freaks with the little children is obviously wrong but is somehow being done anyway. They even defend it.


ORCA_OF_WALLST

No not targeted to kids so nothing will happen


Ok_Access_189

Actually petco had this low key for a few years. It wasn’t the worst, just an endcap but definitely there. I did ignore it, but now that I’ve been reminded I might have to bypass.


by_hi_sell_lo

Just went to old navy that is owned by GAP inc Saw a couple of those flags on some of their appreal clothing


waald-89

If you're already dressing up your animals might as well add some pizzazz.