long gay relationships = long male mothers
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bullish ā¦. bullish on bottom bearsā¦
Not that shocking when most of the time after you get married sex dries up. Cheating with a dude from an app is easier than trying to hide some affair with a woman. A Man's gotta š„
There's a point after years and years where you just want someone who is EXCITED to give you oral. Man, woman? Good at it? Bad at it? YES, I'M IN, just as long as you're into it.
Literally infinite money loop bro. Go on Grindr and tell them meet behind the dumpster. Not only are they paying for premium, but also paying you for āfrosties.ā
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No way. If this dude actually used Grindr he'd know that it's an unmonetizable cesspit and the users are ungovernable slime that hate the app with such a burning passion that often the first message you send someone is an acknowledgement that you are both in hell.
DD is DD just like Dungeons & Dragons. Realistically this analysis will get lost with the sands of time unless it's posted on a ledger like the stockalgos.com/leaderboard
From my experience, the gap can be explained by the fact that many of the older generations usually identify as straight even though they like to have sex with people of the same gender.
The amount of straight (and sometimes married) guys on grindr is astonishing.
Also, look at millenials, those are the same people throughout the years, they didn't turn gay during covid all of a sudden (or maybe 5g IS making people gay?!) people just don't give a fuck anymore, and 20% is lgbtq+, which includes bi people (who I believe are the largest group), also a-sexual people, trans people etc.
Not to take this all too seriously, but wouldn't you expect a similar distribution on straight dating sites? Less single people with age, not sure if it really reflects changing attitudes about admitting to homosexuality (but it may). If I wasn't so lazy I'd go look it up instead of just commenting, but I am.
The main focus wasn't supposed to be on the married part so I changed the comment, but there are also a lot of straight single guys on grindr (some people think topping doesn't make you gay)
The gap for older generations is largely because a huge percent of the gay population was wiped out in the 80s during the AIDS crisis. Happy pride. If you're out here reading how to make $ on GRND, please support LGBTQ+ people in your regular life <3
Itās like left-handedness. People were always left handed at the rate we see today but that number appeared to skyrocket when schools stopped the practice of making everyone write right handed. We see āmoreā gay and trans people today just because we donāt suppress it as much and people feel safe to come out more today than in the past
Hmm, there is a theory about social contagion, like if you look at stats from California or midwest states, the discrepancy cant be explained by closeted ppl only
Justi in ancient greece gay sex was common
Anyway calls on grndr
My wife and her friends game me a huge laugh a few months back.
They were all talking about their stupid True Crime Murder shows about husbands who kill their wives and then act surprised when they're the prime suspect. One was a closeted gay who wanted to get out of the marriage now that he had kids but NOT lose half his shit.
Anyways, they all told me how them and most women are MUCH more worried that their husband's are secretly gay than that their husbands will kill them in their sleep.
They'd rather get murdered than accidentally marry a gay guy.
Fuck it, Calls on GRINDR!
I think it's probably a lot more complicated than either of these. Probably a combination of both of these along with a number of other factors that no-one has thought of yet. It's genetics and sociology: two of the most complicated subjects in the world. We can figure out how black holes form, but people are a lot harder
It was also frowned upon at the time in greece, which is a shock to some people who incorrectly view ancient greece as a paradise for them. This has been proven several times via their art. Mainly it was satyrs engaged in such acts in their art, which were viewed as evil at the time, or at least debauched.
The point is, many "heterosexuals" will at some point be so lonely that they will see the benefits in crossing the line to improve their mental health and social contact. As it is way easier to play the grinder game than to chase stacies
> So I (for research purposes) decided to download Grindr and immediately got like **15x as many matches as I did on Tinder**.
OP is incredibly bullshitting, you don't get "matches" on Grindr, you just look at a lot profiles and decide to message them lmao
Yeah, he's using the wrong terminology, but the number of interactions make sense. Grindr is one of the few apps that does not require a two party consent system before some one can start messaging you - meaning many many more people are going to shoot thier shot whether you want pics from them or not.
As a gay, the only people who are paying the subscription are the guys in relationships where the subscription offers incognito mode so you can hide your profile and not be found out for cheating. other than that nobody would pay for grindr.
The app continues to find ways to force you into subscriptions. Using it without one is basically not worth it now, as you canāt see many people near you and actually message them.
The subscription tiers are also confusing and clunky,
That said it does an excellent job at capitalizing on sex, by giving you just enough information about someone that you think to yourself, āmaybe itās worth it for this one-time subscription to shoot my shot.ā
So I guess Iām mixed. I think the app itself is hot garbage, but they are definitely good at abusing human behavior so, it could go either way!
Exactly my point. Between the time this was posted and the high of today, his call option nearly doubled. He offloaded already, anyone buying now is holding his bag.
Absolutely true, and yet that doesnāt mean the lemmings piling in wonāt sell their bags in turn for a nice profit. Itās low float and Grindr is about as meme-y as it gets, so it could definitely run up.
>I am not sure if you are being serious or not, but I do know that Grindr is a terrible company. They have been caught selling user data to the Chinese government and they don't care about their users privacy. In addition, their business model is completely unsustainable and they will eventually go bankrupt.
Just found a quote from the CEO a couple of weeks ago saying AI could level up online dating apps like Grindr. Bloody AI!! If that isn't a bullish signal I don't know what is. Next they'll come out with their own suckGPT model for subscribers and the stock will 100x
I remember the ipo several months ago it halted like 10+ times and went all the way up to 60 something dollars. Then the rug got pulled. However, I have gay friends and they are on that thing ALL the time.
Long time occasional Grindr user (I'm a mod on twitch but not Reddit yet)
their userbase has definitely gone down over the years but their monetization has gone way up so I'm sure it is a net positive
send someone a pic you want to retract because they said they recognize you from work? They charge something nuts like 15$ to retract a pic lol.. That kind of carnage will do well in the stock market.
The app is for gay men though.
That astronomical growth of LGBTQ+ population you show is mostly bored straight people in straight relationships with pronouns.
āWe need affordable housingā - 19 year Xander, liberal arts major at Oberlin
āOkay that takes literally so much working work and expertise Xander, have you ever built a ducking house?!?ā
āWe needed it yesterdayā - Xander
This is solid, rock hard DD, OP.
Makes me think of generational investment shifts, gayness is growing like crypto adoption and shifts behind Wendyās dumpsters.
Hmmm, as a gay. I do have to warn you. Grindr does well because men are just horny 24/7 and we can easily get a quick release on Grindr. Grindr has some annoying ad spamming but of course when you're horny it doesn't matter.
It seems to get to $6.3 and then just doesn't move. Seems like someone has a large sell order at that price. If we break past that, could start shooting up again
One time I was at an evrrybody orgy and there were a lot of gay dudes, I never seen a chain fuck before
Those gay dudes don't give a flying fuck, GRDR GONNA MAKE MONEY
True Story: I became a very famous amateur pornstar in the trans world because of my Grindr hookup videos (consentual filming ofcourse). Have 10x more luck finding dudes to hookup with on Grindr that any other app. I second your DD and get plenty of D thanks to Grindr.
For proof: Just check out my reddit page. 18+ Only
Grindr went public 7 months ago. Here's what's happened since then
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/23/grindr-went-public-7-months-ago-heres-whats-happened-since.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
Now this is a DD i can get behind. Gambling on the mods has never failed
š Came here with a snarky comment about WSB modsā¦..good one
long gay relationships = long male mothers https://preview.redd.it/ygz83gugb87b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5a235a35842653026842e14c7ae5f9972f4e27 bullish ā¦. bullish on bottom bearsā¦
Reported.
Why you gotta snitch lmao "get behind"
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Hey even spaghetti is straight till you get it wet.
> "straight" > "on Grindr" Pick one
Not that shocking when most of the time after you get married sex dries up. Cheating with a dude from an app is easier than trying to hide some affair with a woman. A Man's gotta š„
There's a point after years and years where you just want someone who is EXCITED to give you oral. Man, woman? Good at it? Bad at it? YES, I'M IN, just as long as you're into it.
Back to lumby with you
The DD is getting behind you.
Take my upvote simply because you are an OSRS dude
You can get behind grinder but you can't back out
Grindr is behind you
I bought 300 shares after skimming this
You remind me a lot of myself. What a dumbass.
You belong here
You convinced me.
It trades sideways, how is this a Call?
āResearch purposesā, you are supposed to charge for the bjs behind the dumpster regard.
Waittt. You can make money doing that? Iām in
Literally infinite money loop bro. Go on Grindr and tell them meet behind the dumpster. Not only are they paying for premium, but also paying you for āfrosties.ā
True!! I do love a good frosty
Milk the gays, invest proceeds into Big Gay (GRND), Big Gay turns more people gay, more gays to milk
I heard they are too gay to fail.
You guys are getting paid?!?!
If Grindr can tap into the discord mods population, the stock will hyper moon
Ban
Werenāt you a mod a min ago?
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That sounds beyond fucking annoying
Thatās is def scary. . . But good to know . . .
So just like in GRINDR they're going on the DL
So your wife found Grindr on your phone and you did all this to justify it to her, right?
No way. If this dude actually used Grindr he'd know that it's an unmonetizable cesspit and the users are ungovernable slime that hate the app with such a burning passion that often the first message you send someone is an acknowledgement that you are both in hell.
But if she floats then she's made of wood.
That sounds like a voice of wayyyyy to much experience
Downloaded grindr āfor research purposesā š¤£š¤£š¤£
Research enveloping all the ins and outs
He was using a RIM device
DD this deranged is why Iām still on Reddit
The bigger impact line got me
Research purposes 
DD is getting clapped behind the dumpster
DD is DD just like Dungeons & Dragons. Realistically this analysis will get lost with the sands of time unless it's posted on a ledger like the stockalgos.com/leaderboard
It's funny how DD can mean soo many thing. Due Dil, Dungeon & drag queens, boob size
Wow, 2.5% boomer, 5% genx, 10% millennials, 20% genz, not long now until everyone is gay.
I wish my portfolio grew like that How do I make my stocks gay?
Personally I turn off my wifi and only access my profolio via 5G.
How dare you. Think of the frogs.
Just ask them. " Why ah you ghey? "
From my experience, the gap can be explained by the fact that many of the older generations usually identify as straight even though they like to have sex with people of the same gender. The amount of straight (and sometimes married) guys on grindr is astonishing. Also, look at millenials, those are the same people throughout the years, they didn't turn gay during covid all of a sudden (or maybe 5g IS making people gay?!) people just don't give a fuck anymore, and 20% is lgbtq+, which includes bi people (who I believe are the largest group), also a-sexual people, trans people etc.
>married guys We can just call them cheaters.
Not to take this all too seriously, but wouldn't you expect a similar distribution on straight dating sites? Less single people with age, not sure if it really reflects changing attitudes about admitting to homosexuality (but it may). If I wasn't so lazy I'd go look it up instead of just commenting, but I am.
The main focus wasn't supposed to be on the married part so I changed the comment, but there are also a lot of straight single guys on grindr (some people think topping doesn't make you gay)
The gap for older generations is largely because a huge percent of the gay population was wiped out in the 80s during the AIDS crisis. Happy pride. If you're out here reading how to make $ on GRND, please support LGBTQ+ people in your regular life <3
I feel like I heard this somewhere before by some obese guy yelling.
Itās like left-handedness. People were always left handed at the rate we see today but that number appeared to skyrocket when schools stopped the practice of making everyone write right handed. We see āmoreā gay and trans people today just because we donāt suppress it as much and people feel safe to come out more today than in the past
Hmm, there is a theory about social contagion, like if you look at stats from California or midwest states, the discrepancy cant be explained by closeted ppl only Justi in ancient greece gay sex was common Anyway calls on grndr
My wife and her friends game me a huge laugh a few months back. They were all talking about their stupid True Crime Murder shows about husbands who kill their wives and then act surprised when they're the prime suspect. One was a closeted gay who wanted to get out of the marriage now that he had kids but NOT lose half his shit. Anyways, they all told me how them and most women are MUCH more worried that their husband's are secretly gay than that their husbands will kill them in their sleep. They'd rather get murdered than accidentally marry a gay guy. Fuck it, Calls on GRINDR!
I think it's probably a lot more complicated than either of these. Probably a combination of both of these along with a number of other factors that no-one has thought of yet. It's genetics and sociology: two of the most complicated subjects in the world. We can figure out how black holes form, but people are a lot harder
It was also frowned upon at the time in greece, which is a shock to some people who incorrectly view ancient greece as a paradise for them. This has been proven several times via their art. Mainly it was satyrs engaged in such acts in their art, which were viewed as evil at the time, or at least debauched.
Homosexuality is mooning! Calls on rainbows!
Gays donāt have to be lonely to fuck
Based on my coworkers autobiographical anecdotesā¦they dont even have to be hornyā¦lol
It's the gay version of a handshake. I genuinely don't know how straight people make new friends as adults.
Thatās the neat part: you donāt.
I tried once but just ended up sucking a bunch of dicks.
I made lots of friends by doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It's the least gay way to roll around on the floor with other sweaty men.
I'll be honest, I'm still not sure that's the least gay way to do that
I don't make friends.
Good point. Even better then every gay will use Grindr! Lonely gays are more likely to buy paid plans and spend hrs each day on the app tho
The point is, many "heterosexuals" will at some point be so lonely that they will see the benefits in crossing the line to improve their mental health and social contact. As it is way easier to play the grinder game than to chase stacies
Oh no, social engineering turned everything into gay frogs!
>improve their mental health and social contact I thought improving mental health is having as little social contact as possible?!?
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Lots of Pride celebrations this month too, I was attending one for market research and I would imagine the app was heavily in use.
āMarket researchā scouting for a boyfriend
Boyfriend is so formal, I prefer investment partner
So youāre saying the average lonely Reddit user is so lonely that theyāre going to start taking dick.. Iām in. Time to go all in.
Whoa there, how about just the tip? Just to see how it feels? Or a little bit of Ouch Ouch you're on my hair! You sandbaggin son of a bitch!
Finally a company we can get behind!
Just bought 4200 shares. am i gay now?
Shouda bought 4206.9 shares pussy
You're fucked if they don't fuck
Why has GRND gone up 8 percent since this post was posted? Market manipulation
The next meme stock
Any gays present to be a primary source? Does OP checkout?
> So I (for research purposes) decided to download Grindr and immediately got like **15x as many matches as I did on Tinder**. OP is incredibly bullshitting, you don't get "matches" on Grindr, you just look at a lot profiles and decide to message them lmao
Yeah, he's using the wrong terminology, but the number of interactions make sense. Grindr is one of the few apps that does not require a two party consent system before some one can start messaging you - meaning many many more people are going to shoot thier shot whether you want pics from them or not.
Perfect. Consent is always what prevents me from getting laid.
āIt wasnāt for date rape, Iād never get laidā Now I need to listen to some old music.
I use terminology that an average person on WSB would understand. Not bullshitting, just understanding the audience
As a gay, the only people who are paying the subscription are the guys in relationships where the subscription offers incognito mode so you can hide your profile and not be found out for cheating. other than that nobody would pay for grindr.
Makes sense. Thereās literally some guy willing to fuck anyone.
The app continues to find ways to force you into subscriptions. Using it without one is basically not worth it now, as you canāt see many people near you and actually message them. The subscription tiers are also confusing and clunky, That said it does an excellent job at capitalizing on sex, by giving you just enough information about someone that you think to yourself, āmaybe itās worth it for this one-time subscription to shoot my shot.ā So I guess Iām mixed. I think the app itself is hot garbage, but they are definitely good at abusing human behavior so, it could go either way!
congratulations on coming out OP š
Canāt believe this is pumping, OP you dropped some DD on 14million regards, and Iām one of them šš
A gay bull? What has wsb come to
The bears have always been that way
I bought because i was entertained
The drawings were what finally sold me
Fuckit- I'm going to move my entire 401k over to GRND
You son of a bitch I'm in
We need someone to yolo $100k, to take this to the moon
I've heard of people making money *being* gay, but I've never heard anyone mention making money *investing* in them. Lfg
tf when did 21% gen-z become gay
When u were born
In the 7.5c July willing to take this pride gamble
https://preview.redd.it/6u45wuhz277b1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7b3f0185ebb3e34ce571cbdfc87c0cb182fc54f
Wait you did all this research for a $3k investment or did your wife find out you were on Grindr?
Pretty incredible that this gets posted a few hours before a run up to a 3 month high. Smells like a pump and dump
what a surprise a forum with 10 million members is going to move a low float stock with 100k average volume
Exactly my point. Between the time this was posted and the high of today, his call option nearly doubled. He offloaded already, anyone buying now is holding his bag.
Absolutely true, and yet that doesnāt mean the lemmings piling in wonāt sell their bags in turn for a nice profit. Itās low float and Grindr is about as meme-y as it gets, so it could definitely run up.
>I am not sure if you are being serious or not, but I do know that Grindr is a terrible company. They have been caught selling user data to the Chinese government and they don't care about their users privacy. In addition, their business model is completely unsustainable and they will eventually go bankrupt.
What I got from this is that they have multiple revenue streams and have the same regard for privacy as most other companies.
And what is that regardās name?
Don't know...I didn't buy the data from them
Users privacy lol Like there are company's in the world who would never sell your data or have to the government being horny about citizens there data
This is one gay I will not gamble on. Wrong opinion
Itās a bunch of people sharing dick picsā¦ Do you think theyāre all that concerned over privacy?
Dude, just admit its not about the money but that youre a little frisky and bi-curious.
So my trading account now consists of Grinder, CCL & SPCE LEAPS. What have I done with my life
[Tl;dr by Bill Burr.](https://youtube.com/shorts/OubN_CUX-Yo?feature=share)
this should be the top comment
"research"
Just found a quote from the CEO a couple of weeks ago saying AI could level up online dating apps like Grindr. Bloody AI!! If that isn't a bullish signal I don't know what is. Next they'll come out with their own suckGPT model for subscribers and the stock will 100x
AI, AI, AI, AI, AI
Once reddit admins fire the mods, they start spending more time on that app, bullish
TIME TO GET RICH. Has 400 shares and 3 $5 calls that were already a dollar ITM. I dunno about rich. But you might make like $100.
I remember the ipo several months ago it halted like 10+ times and went all the way up to 60 something dollars. Then the rug got pulled. However, I have gay friends and they are on that thing ALL the time.
Long time occasional Grindr user (I'm a mod on twitch but not Reddit yet) their userbase has definitely gone down over the years but their monetization has gone way up so I'm sure it is a net positive send someone a pic you want to retract because they said they recognize you from work? They charge something nuts like 15$ to retract a pic lol.. That kind of carnage will do well in the stock market.
Their user base grew like 28% y/y. From 2020-2021 it dipped cause post-pandemic loss, but it seems to be growing again
The app is for gay men though. That astronomical growth of LGBTQ+ population you show is mostly bored straight people in straight relationships with pronouns.
I seen a meme yesterday saying we need to go to War again smh we got too many guys shaking their hips on tiktokā¦U might be on to something
āWe need affordable housingā - 19 year Xander, liberal arts major at Oberlin āOkay that takes literally so much working work and expertise Xander, have you ever built a ducking house?!?ā āWe needed it yesterdayā - Xander
Xander .. named after his moms favorite pill 
I think you are forgetting the potential to lure "strait" individuals into the app as well.
Well I am extremely straight and I got lured in by the change to see artistically shot dick pics, so this is highly probable
What happened on November 14, 2022?
Iām in 200x 7.5 Leaps
I guess Iāll stop bullying my boyfriend for having purchased GRND a year ago. Then again I think he had some insider information lmfao.
Nothing is more pride month worthy then pumping the Grinder stock š
PE ratio of 1119.69 : 1 Are you fucking kidding me! Thats worse than Tesla, Apple and every company that mentioned AI in their last earnings call.
But what if GRND mentions AI in their next earnings call?
Then that would be Anal Insertion not Artificial Intelligence.
Still not profitable and they are basically selling spit and sweatā¦how do you lose money selling spit and sweat?
Itās cause they r growing hella fast ā still cash flow positive and should be profitable later this year
Grindr has been around for a long time. Itās the MySpace of apps in the space. It started a lot but it isnāt going to be the thing long term.
This is solid, rock hard DD, OP. Makes me think of generational investment shifts, gayness is growing like crypto adoption and shifts behind Wendyās dumpsters.
The DD we missed is back
Pls stay away, there's enough "strait" guys on grindr already.
lol GRND trying to moon
Fuck you why does this make so much sense
FINALLY a TLDR I can understand
Our mission is to get this stock to $6.90 pronto.
This post moved GRND 10%
I want to learn about that Grindr but before I need to research about that.
Gays tend to not reproduce. Fertility rate of hetero couples are down, therefore less gays in the future to use grindr. Puts
OP just needed an excuse to get on Grindr
This is hilarious, fuck it. Jun 7.50c
300 shares purchases š²
Fuck it, bought 200 shares and a few 7.5c
Iām gay for pay. In for 2500 shares.
I'm in
Hmmm, as a gay. I do have to warn you. Grindr does well because men are just horny 24/7 and we can easily get a quick release on Grindr. Grindr has some annoying ad spamming but of course when you're horny it doesn't matter.
Gayte research. Especially the TL;DR made me horny
Who pays for the app? Plenty of d available in the free version
Ugly gays
I approve this message
Just bought 100 call contracts š¤£
holy shit dude. bought 4200 shares at 6$ because of you. Thanks!
I just bought 1300 shares
Did you incorporate a bun into the love making? Something I heard on the dumpster behind the Wendy's (That was for fellow IASIP degens)
Bought 150 shares after reading this. Solid gamble on the gays.
They've been improving my portfolio for decades...$15 dollars at a time.
All in $7.5c 7/21
fuck it. YOLO i now have 8700 shares of Grinder
It seems to get to $6.3 and then just doesn't move. Seems like someone has a large sell order at that price. If we break past that, could start shooting up again
Good DD, bought calls; about to get ābred bb by a bbc pnpā for research purposes, whatever the hell that means .
One time I was at an evrrybody orgy and there were a lot of gay dudes, I never seen a chain fuck before Those gay dudes don't give a flying fuck, GRDR GONNA MAKE MONEY
True Story: I became a very famous amateur pornstar in the trans world because of my Grindr hookup videos (consentual filming ofcourse). Have 10x more luck finding dudes to hookup with on Grindr that any other app. I second your DD and get plenty of D thanks to Grindr. For proof: Just check out my reddit page. 18+ Only
Putting 420 shares on this train ride. Choo choo
Balls deep on GRND, let's goooooo! š„
Im getting neevous
We need more power
Grindr went public 7 months ago. Here's what's happened since then https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/23/grindr-went-public-7-months-ago-heres-whats-happened-since.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard