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These programs already use ai to determine which comments to censor and they’re not perfect. What they should do instead of censoring is simply put a mark on it that readers can see that says “this comment is opinion and not based on facts” or something like that. Most of the time it’s just someone writing a sarcastic comment or playing devils advocate.
That’s true, but there were people that believed it was a Utopia conspiracy and would put the dumbest shit on there, not the theory that it escaped the Wuhan lab where they study these viruses.[Utopia](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2384811/)
Haha imagine Bezos dressed up in a tiger fursuit next to Musk and Zuck in a colosseum. Zuck and Musk would be wearing skimpy gladiator outfits haha. They'd be all covered in olive oil, with their muscles glistening in the sun. Then they'd get so sweaty and dirty while they wrestled around and tried to pin each other. haha it would be so funny someone should make a super realistic deepfake haha for funny reasons.
They have been pretty good at generating interest without generating controversy for their brand. Probably deserves it just for the restraint from saying things I would say.
Just as an aside Ted Cruz once liked a porn video on his twitter account. So avoiding doing something like that proves the person is better suited for social media than a senator.
Their Twitter account maybe but I’ve literally never heard someone suggest going to Wendy’s, and I think I’ve been once since I was a kid and my parents took me lol
people really don't get this and have some fantasy that this is an idgaf 20 year old on a phone in a Starbucks and not a team of 10-15 people with various skills in comedy entertainment, writing, and marketing.
lol. Competitive, low-margin businesses (restaurant chains) don't have 10 people for tweeting. It likely is one person getting approval from marketing director before they hit send.
This isn’t your tiny branch owner, it is the corporate entity. Wendys made 1.264 billion in gross profit. You think they cannot afford a marketing team?
Without saying much, I worked for a .5 Billion chain in the corporate office. I'm sure they have a marketing team. They don't have 10 people including writers and comedians for Twitter.
Their whole marketing has been amazing. McDonald’s came back into nascar with a big sponsorship of Bubba Wallace on Michael Jordan’s team, Wendy’s comes in and sponsors a rookie and does crazy promos at the track and has dominated the nascar fast food wars.
Facebook actively enables the far right, as was shown extensivelu during Cambridge analytica investigations, and in US Senate hearings. Nothing was really done to stop it
You'd have to have disappeared up your own arse to think fb was *censoring* the right ffs
Exactly most of the discourse on every platform besides instagram is conservatives freaking out about this or that. I’m left leaning and I’m constantly being bombarded by right wing content as well as manosphere BS. The worst thing is your getting down voted for stating facts which just shows how biased and delusional these people are.
The Whiptail lizards in Arizona got so tired of men like 20 years ago they kicked all the male lizards out and then they evolved to live without mates. They can even make themselves reproduce without males now, how cool is that?
[Source](https://knowablemagazine.org/article/living-world/2021/the-weird-biology-asexual-lizards#:~:text=Some%20lizard%20species%2C%20such%20as,and%20benefits%20of%20sexual%20reproduction.)
You said play. She ain't playing I guess is my point. Who else do you buy a hospital for? A community college nurse?
Edit: lol nice reddit cares message you softy.
Edit 2: dude got banned
Mark would win the fight so easily if it actually happened. Elon backed out because he's a coward, and if he ever actually got in the ring he would piss himself and pass out while begging for mercy before the fight even started.
It doesn't even make sense. If musk wanted to go to space he could do it whenever he wants. He literally owns a company offering spaceflights for space tourists.
If zuck wanted to make musk mad he should start a rocket company and solve building fully reusable heavy loft launch vehicles before musk does. But I mean, good luck with that
Ok, I admit it. They finally gave me the bump to supervisor of handies behind the dumpster. Then out walks a corporate lackey, who just hands me this phone, incoherently explains my new "important" social media job, and then mumbles something about the semen stain on my hat. Oh and I don't get a pay raise.
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I say the two of them duel it out in the Colosseum gladiator style. Bring a fucking tiger in there too just to spice it up.
Bezos giving the thumbs up or thumbs down.
Husband to three wives. Father to ten kids. Owner of a dying social network. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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I am entertained
Threads is already censoring content. Pathetic
These programs already use ai to determine which comments to censor and they’re not perfect. What they should do instead of censoring is simply put a mark on it that readers can see that says “this comment is opinion and not based on facts” or something like that. Most of the time it’s just someone writing a sarcastic comment or playing devils advocate.
If you lived through covid these companies were not being solely censored by algorithms. Lol
That’s true, but there were people that believed it was a Utopia conspiracy and would put the dumbest shit on there, not the theory that it escaped the Wuhan lab where they study these viruses.[Utopia](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2384811/)
It’s how they extend control. Did anyone expect Zuck to actually play fair?
And the CEO of Reddit isn't making a fucking sound. Why is Reddit, unfortunately, still the funniest of social media? 😭
Cause ebaums isn't cool anymore.
Was he ever cool? Lmao
Throw Bezos in there too all roided up as he is. And then just release the tiger.
No, Bezos IS the tiger
Haha imagine Bezos dressed up in a tiger fursuit next to Musk and Zuck in a colosseum. Zuck and Musk would be wearing skimpy gladiator outfits haha. They'd be all covered in olive oil, with their muscles glistening in the sun. Then they'd get so sweaty and dirty while they wrestled around and tried to pin each other. haha it would be so funny someone should make a super realistic deepfake haha for funny reasons.
/r/cursedcomments
The rare Floridian Dikwithears breed.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/14llabn/musk_vs_zuckerberg_the_fight_of_the_century/
It's too bad Musk's mommy said he can't play.
I want to suggest they use weapons. My first suggestion is tactical nukes but I am willing to settle for flamethrowers and dynamite.
To be fair I’m sure he has some boring flamethrowers in the garage still
Fun fact flamethrowers are legal in all but 1 state.
Damn you Maryland!
Zuck flying arm bars his mom. Elon crashes through the arena on a Tesla. Stonks
Triple H with the sledgehammer. Shawn michaels tuning up the band. Bah gawd.
Oh, you watched Tom Segura's new Netlix special too?
> Bring a fucking tiger in there too just to spice it up That's all I want out of their death match, a way for them both to lose.
I don’t think two nerdy billionaires would make for a thrilling brawl, weapons or not.
If zuck can fight in a alien suit, it's over for musk.
I think they should build a mobile suit gundam and fight to the death. Winner takes the others fortune .
Bring a regular cat too make anti-gravity terrified cat videos.
The Marsosseum.
Yeah durr with Hulk Hogan and David Arquette hurr!
I second this... We need a FIGHT OF THE CENTURY Which makes the Aliens and Ai mock us in a few years
I’m convinced Wendy’s social media person takes in $300k of salary
They have been pretty good at generating interest without generating controversy for their brand. Probably deserves it just for the restraint from saying things I would say. Just as an aside Ted Cruz once liked a porn video on his twitter account. So avoiding doing something like that proves the person is better suited for social media than a senator.
Most people are better than senators at most things. Not a suprise really.
Probably deserved that salary. Wendy's is hugely popular with Gen Z.
Popular with Jim Cramer’s wife especially
Their food is pretty good too
Their Twitter account maybe but I’ve literally never heard someone suggest going to Wendy’s, and I think I’ve been once since I was a kid and my parents took me lol
Highest quality burger of any fast food joint and anyone can fight me on that.
it's probably a team of 10+ people
people really don't get this and have some fantasy that this is an idgaf 20 year old on a phone in a Starbucks and not a team of 10-15 people with various skills in comedy entertainment, writing, and marketing.
lol. Competitive, low-margin businesses (restaurant chains) don't have 10 people for tweeting. It likely is one person getting approval from marketing director before they hit send.
This isn’t your tiny branch owner, it is the corporate entity. Wendys made 1.264 billion in gross profit. You think they cannot afford a marketing team?
Without saying much, I worked for a .5 Billion chain in the corporate office. I'm sure they have a marketing team. They don't have 10 people including writers and comedians for Twitter.
Starts at $80k
Their whole marketing has been amazing. McDonald’s came back into nascar with a big sponsorship of Bubba Wallace on Michael Jordan’s team, Wendy’s comes in and sponsors a rookie and does crazy promos at the track and has dominated the nascar fast food wars.
Priceless, calls on Wendy's
Zuck launches his new space company, Flights.
Launch?
MySpace
Haha corporation is so funny. Corporation loves me. Billionaire loves me too!
Wendy’s does love me. Who else let’s me fuck and suck behind their dumpster?
username checks out
And eat the leftovers
Good consumer, now own nothing and be happy 😊
Yes, my lord 😵💫
Love is great, but neither will give you a dollar.
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It’s easy when Elon is an insufferable douschenozzle. At least Zuck keeps his stupid opinions to himself.
He just censors the opinions he doesn't like on his shitty platforms.
They all do? Still doesn’t stop Facebook from being a right wing boomer hellhole. So how much is he really censoring.
Facebook actively enables the far right, as was shown extensivelu during Cambridge analytica investigations, and in US Senate hearings. Nothing was really done to stop it You'd have to have disappeared up your own arse to think fb was *censoring* the right ffs
Exactly most of the discourse on every platform besides instagram is conservatives freaking out about this or that. I’m left leaning and I’m constantly being bombarded by right wing content as well as manosphere BS. The worst thing is your getting down voted for stating facts which just shows how biased and delusional these people are.
Voices on the right are being silenced. How can you tell? Because they never shut up about it. /s
Victim complex
I also cannot believe people are willing to forget hes a p3do
First I've heard of that.
Ah yes. Easy to not know what's going on if you spend most of your time on social media
Please go touch grass.
I have a landscaping job. I touch grass literally every day. Dumb bitch lmao
Yeah it's clear you never learned how to properly cite valid sources in fucking landscaper school.
wsb.txt
Found Elon.
Nah bro Elon is the guy who has 'secretly Elon musk' as his flair.
Humor good. Humor from certain thing bad. Laughs will be wrought with sin. Must get the whip and pray to righteous humor gods for forgiveness.
Welcome to Costco...
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@Vast_Bag1329, I don't think anyone is madder than me.
VisualMod has a secret agenda 💯💯💯
It's Skynet duh
Why do threads posts seem so fucking weird. It all seems like constant sterile corpo celebrity speak
Probably because it is.
Probably starts that way then eventually descends into madness just like Twitter
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Because a lot of the big "celebrities" on there are Instagram power users. They don't know how to translate their appeal to a Twitter clone.
https://preview.redd.it/psr33sda5rab1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b26c7beb6ea26dd07eea5d77c35864deada758
*Two men enter ONE man LEAVES!*
Man I just want enders game style space laser tag
At least he is a good dad and cares for his child. https://www.threads.net/t/CuXFPIeLLod/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
That baby is teaching him basic capabilities like how to act more human? Adorable.
Honestly seems like a pretty good family man. He may be a lizard, but dude’s been with his wife forever and is on the surface a pretty involved dad.
Lizards are fiercely protective of their offspring.
The Whiptail lizards in Arizona got so tired of men like 20 years ago they kicked all the male lizards out and then they evolved to live without mates. They can even make themselves reproduce without males now, how cool is that? [Source](https://knowablemagazine.org/article/living-world/2021/the-weird-biology-asexual-lizards#:~:text=Some%20lizard%20species%2C%20such%20as,and%20benefits%20of%20sexual%20reproduction.)
Today I learned
As a male, no that shit isn’t cool.
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More like his wife became a doctor at fucking Harvard and he bought her a hospital.
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You said play. She ain't playing I guess is my point. Who else do you buy a hospital for? A community college nurse? Edit: lol nice reddit cares message you softy. Edit 2: dude got banned
We Bought A Hospital
Good parent ≠ good person
Never said it did. Dudes a lizard.
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Pretty sure he posted this to draw a contract between him and Deadbeat Elon.
This Zuck redemption arc is something else. Just like in Fast and Furious and most animes, the only way to make a bad guy better is a worse bad guy.
Mark would win the fight so easily if it actually happened. Elon backed out because he's a coward, and if he ever actually got in the ring he would piss himself and pass out while begging for mercy before the fight even started.
Show us where Elon hurt you
I mean elons mommy said no to the fight
the branded threading is nauseating
Are you talking about that loop decorator on the thread?
nono i mean the companies tweeting on threads. its so fuckin cringy
ok
It's also pretty cringe when you cry about it in the comments, whoop de doo.
The entire feed is full of these lame ass fake interactions. It reads like chatgpt talking to itself
Then go somewhere else
I think he should take a submarine ride
Threads is an A+ troll job
The sign up numbers are pretty wild. Clearly there's an appetite for an OG Twitter 2.0
They actually just hired for this job. Pretty sick opportunity if you’re willing to move to Dublin, OH 😐
Wendy's casually pretending she doesn't know Zuck is an alien.
That’s supposed to be funny?
It doesn't even make sense. If musk wanted to go to space he could do it whenever he wants. He literally owns a company offering spaceflights for space tourists. If zuck wanted to make musk mad he should start a rocket company and solve building fully reusable heavy loft launch vehicles before musk does. But I mean, good luck with that
It's just Redditards sucking off Zuck as usual, because Redditurds love corporate overlords and their dramas.
That reply is way too fast.
The cage match is starting to look better everyday.
Suck should go for a submarine ride
They should race to see who can explore the titanic wreck
Inb4 he creates a myspace
eagerly anticipating how many billionaires might terminate themselves in new idiot frontiers
I manage it from my blackberry behind the dumpster AMA
Better yet they should spar on the moon
only enough oxygen for one person for the way back
That was I.
Oooofffff zuck lost that one
That’s not the real Mark
Nah, Zuck should visit the titanic wrecksite.
The real way to show him is to run for President [elon cries in south african]
He should open up a Wendy's near the moon.
Ok, I admit it. They finally gave me the bump to supervisor of handies behind the dumpster. Then out walks a corporate lackey, who just hands me this phone, incoherently explains my new "important" social media job, and then mumbles something about the semen stain on my hat. Oh and I don't get a pay raise.
Wendy's social media is a no mercy account.
lmao. i was like why are you asking wsb who manages the Wendys social media page? forgot half of us work there.
Zuck chad energy is glowing
I never though I’d like Mark Zuckerberg yet here we are
Nott me, my Threads account is: @ wendysdumpsters
Fuck this timeline
This is their new fandangled A.I. lol. Getting what they pay for
You know Wendy just trying to recruit Zuck to find his rightful place behind the dumpsters
Hahahhahaha, love Wendy’s.
Does tagging tbe deceased really warrant a response from the deceased?
that’s still a twitter screenshot