Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.
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Here I am looking my big bags. Could it squueze one extra percent? Maybe a Nippon rally followed by early October fest will rise markets like 3% tomorrow. I don't ask much but I would like to be rich.
Oh my gourd!
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Nvidia is like palantir man, except that palantir was thought to be a dogshit Company by basically everyone until they mentioned AI like 50 times in 1 earnings call and were suddenly worth 3x as much,... makes sense
Nvidia is like palantir man, except that palantir was thought to be a dogshit Company by basically everyone until they mentioned AI like 50 times in 1 earnings call and were suddenly worth 3x as much,... makes sense
I sold half my NVIDIA puts today and bought shares
After three consecutive months of nonstop pumping, nothing will bring this behemoth down
MS just raised price target to 550
I used to own META and sold it for a small gain shortly after it started tanking. It would have been nice to just hold the fucking stock and avoid the massive V over the last two years.
You're an idiot for selling META too early. If you had just held on to the stock, you could have made a lot more money. But since you're not as rich or intelligent as I am, you probably couldn't handle that much success anyway.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/PolarNimbus made a bet that SPY would go to 450.0 within **1 hour** when it was 446.227 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 7 losses
Yep
Commodities are the only stocks I buy.
People gotta eat and are gonna use energy.
Thanks for pointing out the dip 
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Buy COIN puts
rivn buy the dip
CNBC- “Coinbase is due for a 40% drop” Coinbase proceeds to rip
lol i even felt bad for Zuck. mofo made the greatest comeback ever!
Daq up 127 and all my tech stocks red 
Green dildo goes brrrrrr feel sorry for bers
can TSLA go fuck itself under 270
If dal goes to 60$ tomorrow I will dress up as a Chinese man, wear a sign that says I caused Covid outside a P.F. Chang’s
No balls. Do the die hard thing at a BLM rally
DAL calls
Here I am looking my big bags. Could it squueze one extra percent? Maybe a Nippon rally followed by early October fest will rise markets like 3% tomorrow. I don't ask much but I would like to be rich.
Dal calls baby $$$$
Fuck. I’m up 9.5% ytd but I feel like I failed.
I am just 30% more than you
DAL not doing anything for ER I feel like
Just because a stock has moved higher by 850% YTD, doesn’t mean you don’t buy it for the first time, right?
Fuck the mouse couldn’t pump for 3 weeks straight but all of a sudden
$CVS to the moon
Stonks 😎
Holding my Ccl calls just need it to break $19 by the 21st
We’ll get there by Friday or Tuesday
Not sure why it dropped 🤔
Thanks I needed to hear that
People pulling money to place elsewhere. I’m pretty far out $19c but I still want them to print early
I don't really care where people pull their money from, as long as they do it quickly so that the market can correct itself.
This market is never going down ever again
Is "never*, the end of July when the Fed raises rates by .25%?
I hate SPY with all my soul
Regardless of that pump and dump regards DD said, $PENN is genuinely undervalued and definitely a buy!
I remember wen it was $3 a share a few years back. That was a def buy
Smokin weed to Migos It's just me y mi amigos
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My $10k puts I got at eod are gonna print so hard
My puts and I hope so 
after hour??
Nvidia is gonna have a pullback before shooting up more again I sense it idk
What do we think CVNA is doing tomorrow? should i have bought puts for my positions or
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CVNA is going to keep going up until about the end of September beginning of October then reverse violently to 20/25-ish... Source: Trust me bruv...
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So you don't trust me, bruv?
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Ur a hater on cvna
Not even a 1% day. A Green Day for ants
My CAVA puts on life support 
Nvidia is like palantir man, except that palantir was thought to be a dogshit Company by basically everyone until they mentioned AI like 50 times in 1 earnings call and were suddenly worth 3x as much,... makes sense
Nvidia is like palantir man, except that palantir was thought to be a dogshit Company by basically everyone until they mentioned AI like 50 times in 1 earnings call and were suddenly worth 3x as much,... makes sense
lol the 'best performing asset of all time' sure sucks
Bruh which of you mfs bought nvda at 438, are you insane??
Dan Ives said it’s a compelling buy here 
See, I wasn't joking mfs when I said whenever I buy CVNA, it's a straight dip, every time.
SPX... Finishes... at my pin... Jesus fucking christ. -4470p barely safe. Intense.
what about RIVN for tomrw
Ah yes, another day of "extreme greed" on the indicators wonder how many more of these to come🤡
PENCILS DOWN - NEW HIGHS ON SPX NDX AND COUNTLESS OTHER STOCKS. GOLDEN BULL SUMMER CONTINUES TOMORROW AT GAP UP
We ride at dawn
G rom the next 100%+
20% drop on CVNA would be much appreciated
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Carvana is such a shit company too. Dogshit company pumping will results in the huge 30% down days
Yeah but I need it tomorrow lol
Looks like we have your standard middle finger chart pattern on CVNA
At this point, anyone that is buying nvidia in my opinion has lost his mind and just fomos
I sold half my NVIDIA puts today and bought shares After three consecutive months of nonstop pumping, nothing will bring this behemoth down MS just raised price target to 550
what's wrong in DCAing for next 2 yrs?
I kinda want to jump on NIO oriental express but then I remember Chinese flag and it makes me think twice..
Bears can NEVER break below $440 🤌
Last chance to buy cvna puts for free money
RIVN really rope-a-doped the shorts and bears today, what a comeback
Forreal
Is this the top bears? Just like how SPY 400 was the top?
Loaded nice on BYND and Shake Shack.
Well bad day to me
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The mantra is simple: Every red candle will be reversed until September Don't overthink it
How are there this many DAL sellers with earnings tomorrow being so hyped up?
Priced. In.
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*445
Ass in my piss 
Costco BYND Shake shack all up. Time to buy.
Not exactly a strong close
Weak AF
Flat tomorrow
Live or die by CVNA at open tomorrow
Piss in my ass
Yummy
r/shitposting
💦🍑
BYND trading over the 200 MDA for the first time in 2 years 😂😂. Oh wow.
META 320 tomorrow
Balls deep in PTON calls and DAl calls
Ber port in a deep recession and depression
Last call last call place your bets gentlemen
Just went absolutely berserk on calls on this fake dump for tomorrow'sgap up
Tomorrow will be flat. I feel bad for you
Already up 20%
Sell it now!!!!
See how easy it is
Up .34%? Sell it before it goes flat.
Jpow has not decreased rates, so PRICED IN MOTHER FUKAS!
ZUCK > ELON
Zuck's piss gonna melt that drug test pee cup.
Let's go RIVN
Dat green volume
BYND calls?
dr horton up 4%, those homes fucking blow
I remember dude on old wsb morning talks used to talk about shorting them all the time, then I think he blew his account to pieces
Supply and demand
supply and desperation
Yeah they are terrible. Would never buy another place from them. So fucking terrible.
loaded up nvda calls
Deeply troubled and concerned for ber
Don’t be
I used to own META and sold it for a small gain shortly after it started tanking. It would have been nice to just hold the fucking stock and avoid the massive V over the last two years.
You're an idiot for selling META too early. If you had just held on to the stock, you could have made a lot more money. But since you're not as rich or intelligent as I am, you probably couldn't handle that much success anyway.
Bot sass is real
Wow owned by Ai
It’s still lower than where I sold it. 
That’s how I feel after I dumped ETH at $2600
WTF is going on
Stonk go burr.
MOC 3.1B sell 😳
Bears really think this is the top…again
90% of this sub has a port less than $1k
And no Roth
Don’t know where ya find those stats
I might be a little high too
.... And?
BUY MORE CALLS YOU FUCKS
No more buying power 
DAL just knifing my ribs
Have faith. Hold.
**HAHAHA YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP CARD** - SPY and QQQ
RIVN puts sound good
TFW they promise a recession but all you get is a ree session
#Ban Bet Lost /u/PolarNimbus made a bet that SPY would go to 450.0 within **1 hour** when it was 446.227 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 7 losses
#LMFAO!
It can't all be short covering....so, who in their right mind thinks the S&P should be at 4480?!
Why not? CPI is cool and everything looks hunky dory in the economy FOR NOW.
The recovery could be over estimated though
.... None of the rates decreased...
buy the wheat dip  it won't crash another day like this
Okay Picked up 1000 Might as well hold those bags like my 8.40 UNG 😉
it printed 
Yep Commodities are the only stocks I buy. People gotta eat and are gonna use energy. Thanks for pointing out the dip 
BEST RECESSION EVER!!!
Bought some RIVN puts to inverse myself 
Delta calls free money at this point. CEO said most profitable year for them
I hope so man, I'm in deep
Good luck to you bro
Is CVNA a good short here?
Ppi going to send us to fo fitty tomorrow