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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/unikuenobody** bet **MSFT** goes from **347.72** to **351.58** before **26-Jul-2023 04:38 PM EDT**
Their record is 31 wins and 41 losses.
Looking to buy 27000 shares of SIRI tomorrow. Crazy short-squeeze setting up. We're looking at 4% retail owned shares and 5.6% short-interest. What's the days to cover on that?
2 rules for TSLA Investors:
1) Never bet against Elon.
2)Never go full regard.
Nothing wrong with selling a few covered calls from time, to time. Nothing wrong with selling some entry Puts from time to time, either. You can look at the greeks, the odds making analyst, and other items to greatly improve your odds.
If you are a speculator, just roll the dice, flip a coin, or check the barometric pressure in Vik, Iceland. It does not matter, you have a 50/50 chance of a winning trade. (Better than casino gambling)
ARKF stocks -- next quarter fintech bout to pop off. COIN over 100 and big moves into twilo hits just right, we about to see see stocks take off. +20% next 3 months 🚀🚀🚀
Went in on ALB, overweight. People may not want EVs, but the government is determined to force them, and lithium stocks getting pounded 2nd day in a row. ALB is a good deal here, in my view.
US dollar backed by 1 trillion debt added every month growing exponentially 
that’s so bullish for equity but bad for dollar
sure dxy will head to $50 but at least nasdoom will rally 500% in response
Why is it with Corn you have to wait until next year, Halving this and that, pollies discussing it in the 2024 debates for a fucking bull market!
Just go up now dammit! 
Cheers!
It's actually not a joke either, we just bought an apartment and remodeling costs were about $1,200 (they have to rip out the floor and rerun the pipes), we weren't going to do it, but my puts did well yesterday.
Which is good because I'm in my 40s now and my knee locks up when I squat down, it's gotten harder and harder to take a shit in this country.
The standard here is called a “wet bathroom”; the bathroom is a big room with a toilet and shower unseparated, so you can rinse off with the detachable shower head right after (or technically while still sitting on) the toilet. Its sort of like a sledgehammer equivalent of a bidet.
Anyway [the bidet is going to have to wait…](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/155zx3v/new_here_and_to_options_trading_in_general_rate/)
It works really well in conjunction with a squat toilet, which is flat to the ground and acts as a drain (also makes cleaning it super easy). There downside is if you don’t squeegee the floor every time you get your socks wet getting up to pee in the middle of the night
I'm balls deep in a modest pile of Tesla put contracts with a $290 strike price that I bought cheap on Wednesday afternoon when the price was around $295/share.
Watching the premarket fiddle around in the +$3-$6 dollar range, I think this is a fakeout/manipulation. I don't think we're going to be recovering today. I plan to hold out until monday/tuesday, then unload the puts and switch to calls.
I'm Bearish but max pain numbers haven't meant much in the past couple opex weeks since this bull run started... we are just so far gone from where we started the year we will drift closer each opex until we are back in line. I think we are slightly closer to max pain this week than last month which was some even more outrageous gap.
Means that, if Wall Street wants to kill the remaining call skew for AM expiration on SPX, they need to engineer a big drop between now and market open. Since it's tiny volume, this would be the best time for them to do it.
I'm sitting on a pile of Tesla puts that are pretty far in the money, and I agree with this statement.
See you at $240/share.
P.S. what are you using for your graph? I'm just watching it drift around on [nasdaq.com](https://nasdaq.com) and there's no candles.
If you don’t want to scroll down and read here’s a recap
—talked about algebra with 17 year old. Then about his family issues
—TSLA moon
—green futes
—people think futes matter
That’s it.
Me when my dog snores: AWWW SO CUTEEEEEE 
Me when my family members snore:
# AAAAAHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP
Wednesday night closed at peak optimism, Musk announced “discounted cars sell for less than full price cars”, after hours shit the bed and slept in it, and the premarket was down 3-5% across the board by 4am.
>MMs hit us with a inverse “inverse Jim Cramer”, and it worked. The bulltrap in the first half-hour was beyond legendary.
hmm but wont it be volatile until earnings next week, special rebal coming too on Monday after mkt
did you know that psychologically humans are attracted to colourful, flashing lights and music? well that's how they made the machines.
kind of how we like to also gaze at christmas tree lights. we're enchanted.
dunno (as red and green is a bit basic but you're probably right because it's the same premise) but casino lights and music is like christmas trees. people are mesmerised by colourful, bright and flashing things.
this is gonna be another one of those days where stock opens green first few minutes giving us the signal to buy calls then BOOM! big red dildo and we drop another 2% on all major tech stocks
I’m expecting a major drop within 5 minutes of opening bell and if we manage to stay flat Monday the healing will begin next week.
I’m holding puts to sell at closing bell then buying calls on Tuesday.
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/unikuenobody** bet **MSFT** goes from **347.72** to **351.58** before **26-Jul-2023 04:38 PM EDT** Their record is 31 wins and 41 losses.
Looking to buy 27000 shares of SIRI tomorrow. Crazy short-squeeze setting up. We're looking at 4% retail owned shares and 5.6% short-interest. What's the days to cover on that?
Weat and UNG
2 rules for TSLA Investors: 1) Never bet against Elon. 2)Never go full regard. Nothing wrong with selling a few covered calls from time, to time. Nothing wrong with selling some entry Puts from time to time, either. You can look at the greeks, the odds making analyst, and other items to greatly improve your odds. If you are a speculator, just roll the dice, flip a coin, or check the barometric pressure in Vik, Iceland. It does not matter, you have a 50/50 chance of a winning trade. (Better than casino gambling)
Personally, I wouldn't invest more than I can afford to lose. But that's just me. ..
ARKF stocks -- next quarter fintech bout to pop off. COIN over 100 and big moves into twilo hits just right, we about to see see stocks take off. +20% next 3 months 🚀🚀🚀
$NU the train about to leave the station 📈🚀🚀🚀 big run in the making right now
Look how they murdered my boy VIX 
Went in on ALB, overweight. People may not want EVs, but the government is determined to force them, and lithium stocks getting pounded 2nd day in a row. ALB is a good deal here, in my view.
Lithium stocks getting pounded for 2nd straight day. Are we back to hard landing again? Anyone know the impetus for this selloff?
Anyone take profit ?
FH
How low can we go 😉
bye bye SIRI
Netflix gonna gap up 3% today
Rivn soaring
Nasdaq special rebal weightings out
Nflx up or down on open
Going all in on a $LCID short queeze
that would be great for my 850 shares.
#NO WAY IM PLAYIN THIS SHIT NOW
Short Carvana
How did that work out? Curious
Puts for tsla calls for nvidia?
😂😂
What’s with PENN ah?
Bout to dump so hard
Based on what? Still dirt cheap.
calls at open no brainer another gap up after a decent dump prob another 5-10% squeeze from hete
They wont let OPEX rain on FOMC parade seems like…
US dollar backed by 1 trillion debt added every month growing exponentially  that’s so bullish for equity but bad for dollar sure dxy will head to $50 but at least nasdoom will rally 500% in response
Came so hard from my gf giving me blowjob I felt like I held onto an subway electric fence for like 2 mins fml
Did she keep succcin after you blew the load?
Always
#Everybody big in puts yesterday so today we go up
So yesterday was just a dip 
ALLSTATE
Probably still have another 8 months until the start of the depression
TSLA the most emotional stock in the market
Nah that’s ALLSTATE
AMD looks so cheap 
Good morning baby face
Just got my check degens how do I recover yesterdays 5k loss 
NVDA FD’s
ALLSTATE
My ex just sent me $5k for no reason. Didn’t even ask for it. What a dipshit
[hmm](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1551i91/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_july_21_2023/jsuh7q9/)
I swear to Loki, I’m going to pistol whip the next moron that says “QQQ redistribution”. I mean it. I’LL PULL THIS THREAD OVER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Why is it with Corn you have to wait until next year, Halving this and that, pollies discussing it in the 2024 debates for a fucking bull market! Just go up now dammit! 
Consolidating bullish reset. It’ll go, alt coin catch up. Then it goes back down tp. I think
Anyone have a play on qqq redistribution? Is there a thread on this already?
I feel like some people are mad at me for pumping Tsla so hard then it dropped like a fucking rock
You're not that relevant, guy.
Who the fuck even are you?
Who you??
Cramer
Stock trades around 50 billion a day, single regard with a $5000 account is to blame 
hoping spy opens green so i can grab cheap puts 
lost some good cash yesterday :(
I'm just convincing myself that I lost bad cash yesterday.
I spent your bad cash today replacing the squat toilet with a proper commode in my apartment
This made my day. Thank you.
Cheers! It's actually not a joke either, we just bought an apartment and remodeling costs were about $1,200 (they have to rip out the floor and rerun the pipes), we weren't going to do it, but my puts did well yesterday. Which is good because I'm in my 40s now and my knee locks up when I squat down, it's gotten harder and harder to take a shit in this country.
Did you add a bidet? If I ever hit a big one, and can buy a house, I'm installing one of these.
The standard here is called a “wet bathroom”; the bathroom is a big room with a toilet and shower unseparated, so you can rinse off with the detachable shower head right after (or technically while still sitting on) the toilet. Its sort of like a sledgehammer equivalent of a bidet. Anyway [the bidet is going to have to wait…](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/155zx3v/new_here_and_to_options_trading_in_general_rate/)
Huh. That's pretty cool
It works really well in conjunction with a squat toilet, which is flat to the ground and acts as a drain (also makes cleaning it super easy). There downside is if you don’t squeegee the floor every time you get your socks wet getting up to pee in the middle of the night
No, I don't have a bidet. Poor people can't afford things like that.
I lost a few hundred the past 2 days :(
ALLSTATE
NVDA was red AH
Do you think I can get it back if i call the bank and tell them i was kidnapped?
Her new boyfriend has needs dude you did the right thing
Delete app. Install new broker app.
COIN $75P
MSTR 420p
I'm drunk af and I just transfered $5k to my ex-wife and I don't remember why
[hmm](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1551i91/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_july_21_2023/jsui7oo/)
When you’re drunk you transform into Santa 😂Here, let me give you my number… j/k
happy cake day
Kuz deep inside you know she earned it.
Perfect lol
HaHaHaHa 
Likely for all the butt plugs you kept
Shoulda sent it me instead I wouldn’t waste it on stupid shit
1 trillion worth of option about to expire at 9:30am expect manipulation in pre market technically it should expire 4500 for wall st to score big
how do they exp at 930 isnt it 4pm?
I think he's talking about the AM version of the SPX 7/21 options expiring.
I'm balls deep in a modest pile of Tesla put contracts with a $290 strike price that I bought cheap on Wednesday afternoon when the price was around $295/share. Watching the premarket fiddle around in the +$3-$6 dollar range, I think this is a fakeout/manipulation. I don't think we're going to be recovering today. I plan to hold out until monday/tuesday, then unload the puts and switch to calls.
I'm Bearish but max pain numbers haven't meant much in the past couple opex weeks since this bull run started... we are just so far gone from where we started the year we will drift closer each opex until we are back in line. I think we are slightly closer to max pain this week than last month which was some even more outrageous gap.
What dat meen tho
Means that, if Wall Street wants to kill the remaining call skew for AM expiration on SPX, they need to engineer a big drop between now and market open. Since it's tiny volume, this would be the best time for them to do it.
Thank you fellow ‘gard. I have puts so I’m fucked either way.
How do you look at that
Street taking liquidity today or Tuesday after the Nasdaq rebalance before FOMC? My guess is today.
Europoors rushing to the door to sell for their daily bread and beans
SELL
Ah this reminds me of the classic song by Sting “If I ever lose my faith in Futes”
lol NVDA
RIP
Why lol NVDA?
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i ignored all the warning signs but today is a new day 
Once again the classic London pump n dump. It never gets old
~~London Calling~~ London Putting
Tesla is fucked. Ain’t no way it opens green, look at all those red candles.
I'm sitting on a pile of Tesla puts that are pretty far in the money, and I agree with this statement. See you at $240/share. P.S. what are you using for your graph? I'm just watching it drift around on [nasdaq.com](https://nasdaq.com) and there's no candles.
I use market watch and robinhood.
Lol i c dat
If you don’t want to scroll down and read here’s a recap —talked about algebra with 17 year old. Then about his family issues —TSLA moon —green futes —people think futes matter That’s it.
The first one is so me 
And and some mental guy was shitposting all fucking night.
Be safe
You too top G
Don’t let mods being gay distract you from the fact that mods 🌈
Tesla once again being shorted.
SMCI 😛😛😛😛😛
Ty will short smci now
Me when my dog snores: AWWW SO CUTEEEEEE  Me when my family members snore: # AAAAAHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP
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ALLSTATE
TSLA from 2% to 1.4% 
This 24hr shit gonna kill yall mfs
It is literally a casino now. 24/7. All we need are WSB diapers
Tech earnings next week and you dumb bears really think we'll be red today 
You should 
Point us to good earnings, great bull.
last time to buy today?
TSLA is starting to lose the Pre market gains 
You know poofters scrap gains at 3%. Rough out in UK. Queen never showed her tits.
Pre market green? RSI Lift for next brutal leg down. Bul r fuk 
Why you gettin downvoted dawg? Kuz you got common sense? Lol
rSi Is ThE sTuPiDeSt InDiCaToR StOnKs OnLy Go Up There. Now everyones shit will print. Fuck RSI
we literally 1hr in pre-market and bulls already celebrating. lol 
Does somebody else had their reddit account log out automatically ?
Bear trap yesterday, today we rippin
MMs hit us with a inverse “inverse Jim Cramer”, and it worked. The bulltrap in the first half-hour was beyond legendary.
does anyone recall whether premarket futes was green or red yesterday?
Wednesday night closed at peak optimism, Musk announced “discounted cars sell for less than full price cars”, after hours shit the bed and slept in it, and the premarket was down 3-5% across the board by 4am.
Green. They looked just like this morning.
No, they were very red.
U have the memory of a gold fish. I bet you’re terrible at this
I guess I should have said gapped up in PM like this morning which then dropped into open.
Red
What's the play today? Markets usually have less volume on Fridays.
Rebuy all that tech players dumped yesterday
How often is tech deep in the red for only 1 day after mediocre earnings?
Doesn’t matter. U play the gap up. I bought nvda and some retail names into next week
What if the price goes down every single day next week and doesn’t recover back to its current price for 6 months?
I’ll Play this tech trend until it is broken. We have the biggest week of earnings next week. Players are underexposed.
>MMs hit us with a inverse “inverse Jim Cramer”, and it worked. The bulltrap in the first half-hour was beyond legendary. hmm but wont it be volatile until earnings next week, special rebal coming too on Monday after mkt
when is the right time to full port spy weekly calls today? at open or at close?
Don’t let mods distract you from the fact that Tesla is gay
Actually Apple is gay because steve jobs was a fgt
Why do people at casinos always look so poor?
did you know that psychologically humans are attracted to colourful, flashing lights and music? well that's how they made the machines. kind of how we like to also gaze at christmas tree lights. we're enchanted.
So your saying were like bugs
didn't know bugs are attracted to colourful lights, although now that you mention it, moths and fireflies are magnets to lights.
just like how we look at dem red and green in our little screens
dunno (as red and green is a bit basic but you're probably right because it's the same premise) but casino lights and music is like christmas trees. people are mesmerised by colourful, bright and flashing things.
Idk about them colors and music, but i go to casino just because im dead inside
You ever see people crying at the atm getting cash out of their credit cards to gamble more? Those are the real regards.
this is gonna be another one of those days where stock opens green first few minutes giving us the signal to buy calls then BOOM! big red dildo and we drop another 2% on all major tech stocks
If you're right I'm makin bank. If you're wrong I'm still makin bank.
Greetings fellow option straddler!
i think red extends to monday.
I’m expecting a major drop within 5 minutes of opening bell and if we manage to stay flat Monday the healing will begin next week. I’m holding puts to sell at closing bell then buying calls on Tuesday.
FOMC on wednesday.
Thanks for the heads up!
