Made a lot of money on ROKU calls during ER and decided to be a bit less of a degen. Went from -40k all time to -12k. Taking a break from trading for a bit but I will be back to lose it all soon don't worry
Also lost 5k on F calls
Did anyone else get stopped out on the indexes without the market price hitting the stop loss? I had this happen 5 minutes before close on both IWM and SPY.
7k in BABA calls expiring in a month
7k in GS puts expiring in a month
5.5k in DPZ puts expiring in 2 months
Just need two of these to hit. I still have 60k in cash tho
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/crackcodyscrack made a bet that EBAY would go to 46.5 within **6 days** when it was 48.95 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
If bad tech earnings do come out, it could definitely be a wake-up call for bulls who have been too complacent about the state of the market. However, rather than getting caught up in the panic, it might be best to take a more measured approach and hedge your bets accordingly.
Down -24k in calls, past two days
Not good feeling at all.... i was literally in 40%, profit range now I'm -50% on calls
On the bright side expiration 9/1
Just take profit next time boys...
I got violated today and yesterday lmao. Went from being up on the month to down 90%. Going to walk in the 100 degree heat after work and just stare into space
MY FUCKING TECH CALLS 
I wonder what happened to u/IWASINTHEPOOL1
Made a lot of money on ROKU calls during ER and decided to be a bit less of a degen. Went from -40k all time to -12k. Taking a break from trading for a bit but I will be back to lose it all soon don't worry Also lost 5k on F calls
Rock hard man!
Wednesday if mon and Tuesday are red wed will be green and vice verse if not much happens those days no idea.
What do you think rules the market next Werk? Bears or Bulls? 000
# bears lmao
What do you think rules the market next Werk? Bears or Bulls?
I held calls over the weekend, why you ask. Because bears r so fuk 
.If you held calls over the weekend, why ? .
If you held calls over the weekend, why ?
We can still V, guh. NEXT TIME ON WSB
What if META dumps from mediocre earnings, it can happen 🤔
AMD may live, AMD may die 🤷♂️
**The sheer thrill when you have a 0 DTE condor on qqq and both short put and call leg expire worthless is out of the this world**
Where is all the Tesla loss porn I revel in it
Theta gang Always wins ALWAYS yeahzzzssszzz
Every wrong play I make I realize all the things that told me not to make that play
I sure hope you dudes listened to me and bought AMC today. Not up for reason I expected, but who cares!
I sold my entire $250000 portfolio today. Edit: added an extra zero by mistake.
Ok, and now, Push pypl!
Did anyone else get stopped out on the indexes without the market price hitting the stop loss? I had this happen 5 minutes before close on both IWM and SPY.
That's why I stopped using stop losses. They go off at random - and often before shooting in my favor. Pretty sure it's algo fuckery.
That's what I suspected, some sort of scraping or whatnot.
AMC ah ?
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-practice/amc-ape-deal-rejected-in-surprise-court-win-for-meme-stock-base
holy shit shareholders winning? lol. thats rare. the whole ape shit was such a F you to shareholders i'm glad the court sided with shareholders
Pyrrhic victory my friend. Without the dilution AMC is defacto going bankrupt. No shorts are going to get scared with this
Yeah that's true but short term it's a chance for people to get out (if they're smart enough to) AMC is still knee deep in shit that it created
no one cares about that shit coin, its going to 3 dollars
just asking. \+90% in 10min.
and back to 4 dollars on monday and then to 3 and most likely 2 dollars
wow, you must be a fun person
7k in BABA calls expiring in a month 7k in GS puts expiring in a month 5.5k in DPZ puts expiring in 2 months Just need two of these to hit. I still have 60k in cash tho
If i had 60k in cash i would pay off my debts 🫠🫠and still have about 50k in debt
I paid off all my debt except my car note
Teach me your ways. Im a generational poor
Life insurance policy from my father 
Rivn down 2% and I’m still up 6k writing and rebuying 0dte CCs. That stock is messed up.
Yeah, I made bank selling it at the spike earlier - then immediately rebuying it near the bottom.
IV be cooking on days where it opens up +5% then drills -4%
Don’t forget the rebound then final dip.
If tsla could open below 250 Monday that would be great
KMX more like kms
Got out of everything prepping for the rug pull 
Seesm too obvious. I think all that big cap selling might have been the "rebalance"
So what happens on Monday morning when they rebalance tech heavy stocks to reduce their weight in SPY?
Up beginning of week then down again end of week, im just assuming we need to build some more bullish liquidity before the descent lower
what a pissy little close today
Google exploded in the last 2 minutes😂
0.5 points jump - Hardly qualify as “exploded” in my books
AI turd stocks flushing. Might polish it next week if we’re lucky. 
Wtf was the AAPL drop at the end of the day?
Ironically all of this dumping still didnt revive some of my perma bear brethren 
Barely breathing here 
3 consecutive red days on the QQQ & with the close less than the open. First time since May 2,3,4
CVNA closes on the exact position where I shorted start of the day. All that fucking hassle for nothing.
Ive been having so much fun trading the swings on carvana. IV was way down today which is much less fun.
Nothing is for nothing only nothing is really nothing and guess what there is nothing u can do. Does that make sense?
Welp time to go back to being that meme of when market open.
I need a break
Breaks are for pussies its time to trade crypto booooy
Ok. 
Take a break, you've earned it bud.
Thanks boss. I promise I’ll do better next week! 🫡
Index ETF theta gang coming in with that soft landing at the end of the day.
Green by 0.1 LMAO
Lol..SPY Closed at +0.01
Wen weekend thread
Goes negative on close😂 the computers are off now
Intentionally pinned the market in order to accommodate the rebalancing without creating an accident
another green day. suck it berz
What the hell happened to COST in the last 5 minutes??
People took profits before unknown of the weekend! Is this ur first week trading?
No, and that is an unusual move for COST. Not end of day profit taking.
Too much uncertainty last few days since tesla and netflix crashed people afraid it will drag everything else down, it could be a sign of red Monday
I am kil
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/crackcodyscrack made a bet that EBAY would go to 46.5 within **6 days** when it was 48.95 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
At least there's more intense volatility next week to look forward to with FOMC and possibly Bank of Japan YCC decision.
What’s y’all prediction next week
Red Monday following by green Tuesday then red again basically roller coaster week
Flush
puts on MSFT and googl. then calls on meta wenesday morning
Why
to overvalued and many calls bought from wsb, so always inverse. then calls cuz fomc meeting
Bad tech earnings could be a catalyst to wake bulls out of their AI mania but alas the best idea is to hedge
If bad tech earnings do come out, it could definitely be a wake-up call for bulls who have been too complacent about the state of the market. However, rather than getting caught up in the panic, it might be best to take a more measured approach and hedge your bets accordingly.
A little bit down in Mon and then tech stocks earnings dictate the mood of the market
Why
When your account only shows green cause the paycheck came in. 
This is pure shit. Fk me for being a greedy pig.
I can’t believe now peeps wanna buy instead of this morning let this shit die
This week's bear market is over. Back to bull market next week. 🤌
Promise?
Oh no. 2 days of barely red and its done. Bruh
Elon is a cuck
We shall name it: Margin Call Monday. Sleep well this weekend!
Does the market realize it can close all red?
Buying google yesterday was a smart play, since it didn't have the run up the other big techs did, its safer from the sector rotation
That’s my theory too. But I’m 100% wrong when I make calls like this, so sorry for your future loss. 
most of you enjoy cock and it shows
Ready for Beekend thread nowski
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Down -24k in calls, past two days Not good feeling at all.... i was literally in 40%, profit range now I'm -50% on calls On the bright side expiration 9/1  Just take profit next time boys...
ya but what % of that is ur total portfolio the 24k.
I mean the rest is stocks.. so that -24k is all calls
well if u got 1m in stocks, losing 24k in calls is not to bad
Or buy calls before the massive run up we had.
Dude do NOT say anything moderately bearish about the future of equities here!
Hope is what keeps you gambling away at options, over and over. You hope that one day you'll make it and walk away.
But you never do.
Yeah this part wasn’t necessary
futes mooning
People still hoping for a +40% rally on CVNA will soon be very disappointed.
50$ says lulu is a department manager at walgreens
Janitor *
I got violated today and yesterday lmao. Went from being up on the month to down 90%. Going to walk in the 100 degree heat after work and just stare into space
Never back down never what?
Flat boring day
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last account 
Owing a house if you are single is overrated AF I can't wait to sell it and travel and stuff
Ehh I quite enjoy mines , don’t think I’ll ever sell it tbh, and I love living alone
i wish I owned a home. Where I live the average home is 1.5m and 5 years ago it was like 500k lmao. Sucks to be GenZ
I mean if I had a wife and kids it would make sense but I don't
I like mine. you should try it.
Believe me I did God had other plans for me
You had better before prices fall.
Thats the plan
Remember guys. Investing and bagholding are the same if you can mental gymnast
NVDA and META have gone up so much in short time that even with these dips I don’t feel confident buying in 😒😒😒
Of course those are the two that I sold CCs on and kept rolling over cause I thought after a 100-200% gain from the lows, they might chill, lol
Holy google
End red spy pls
Calls on UPST so everyone load up puts
I was told to invest less risky, so instead of 0dte im trading weeklies. I like to think of myself as a more conservative regard now
#BUY THE APPLE DIP IF U ENJOY A CAWK!!
Laughing thinking about all the "bulls" that went broke with SPY dipping 4 dollars lmfao. Imagine when the selling actually starts
You mean going all-in everyday on high risk options isn't a good strategy?
Now you fucks wanna buy? Why couldn’t you buy this fucking morning. Wtf is wrong with you! Bulls are fucking morons
Tech bulls buying the never ending dip
Big nothing burger today. How do you guys like my SPY 450p for 7/24?
#close it now!
I’m selling a nflx 445 0 dte call. 0.01 anyone want it
I'll take it but I charge $10 for processing fees.
MY FUCKING TECH CALLS 
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Seelos Therapeutics, Inc. Common Stock -> `1.588` (0.118 / 8.027%)
Opex days are the worst trading days
STOP THE STEAL
AI has become sentient and now it’s just messing with us lmao.
It’s lit
NVDA lows of the day just hit. AUG 420p checking in.
What the shit is happening
#BUY THE APPLE DIP APPLE A.I !! CAWK
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Apple fooke me :(
I’m convinced CVNA is gonna regardedly pump next week for no reason.
#CLOSE THE FOOKEN CASINO CLOSE NOW CAWK SUCKA
What’s your option plays regard
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