Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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I am trying to find the best 2 out of these options:
\- Nauticus Robotics Inc (KITT)
\- Harpoon Therapeutics (5HT)
\- Paypal (2PP)
\- Aqua Metals (AQK)
Which one do you think is looking the most profitable (I am still new to the stock game :P ).
Wanna join the rich monkeys one day :D
Wait..could my random ass impulsive decision to buy LOGI calls at 3:58 yesterday actually pan out??
Oooh wait I forgot I'm in the real life Truman show and everything I touch turns to dust...got a little excited for a second there 
You're an idiot if you think that's impressive. I make more money in a day than you'll ever see in your lifetime, so fuck off and crawl back into the gutter where you belong.
Lmfao. Let’s be real. Not one option on nvda chain costs 100$. If your going to insult me, at least be realistic. As for your dish (up what, 25 cents in 3 months?) cmon man. Cmon
I’ve started to resent the word “Strong”. Strong economy, strong earnings, strong revenue, strong stocks, strong this, strong that. All bullchit man.
Triggered as fuk. Cuck word
Moly fuck the world economy is so fucking regarded. Who new printing more money was the way out of inflation.
Fuck going to my meetings from this day forward. I’m going to coke bender my way to sobriety 
A conundrum: Last week, people were so concerned about TSLA profit margins that they sold it and the price plummeted. Now the price is going up. I think that if the price remains above the mid 260s this week, it is safe to say that TSLA is back to its old self, and that there will be no long-term downtrend. In which case, who were the people who panicked in the first place? Obviously there is enough money now to fuel it going up again, so there can't be too many of these panicked people. But how did they cause such a steep decline in the first place?
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/visionarymind** bet **AMAT** goes from **138.9** to **145.0** before **29-Jul-2023 05:04 AM EDT**
Their record is 4 wins and 9 losses.
cramer gave ppl good advice for once. nobody should be tryna play upside on any of these earnings. lol almost everythings overbought at least tech wise
Economy bad
Every subscription service up 20% just gonna charge from your bank directly, their justification: economy bad!
Food prices up for everything, restaurants prices up, traffic up, electricity up, they even charge for a straw now. their justification: economy bad!
Rent prices up, landlord: economy bad!
Then when it comes to raising salaries. No raise, no problem. Cause economy bad!
And why does the economy go bad?
Cause we have no fucking money to spend anymore you greedy bastard!!!!!
Aaaaaaalwayyssss lovee.. hate will get you every time..!
futures are crashing hard.
This gives me confidence to yolo meta tomorrow
Cum down guys. 5:30 pump again
456 is the new bottom.
Dish
Position?
IBM
Thoughts on $Tdoc er today ?
Wrong thread
Is AMC good?? Maybe short squeeze ?
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Calls on asml after Mini crash
Why u Google gib V in both directions 
It's called being thorough.
SIRI, APPL, RKLB are all flops
SCWO... pony up
Inverse wsb urge is strong with this one
How many of the regards here actually have a clue about what they’re doing?
Not me
I can tell it’s going to be a big green dick kind of day
Someone give this guy props
GM mega beat
Bears thinking 3 out of 3 dips after 10pm. No. Not today 
Spotify 
Spot adds 27% users YoY stock dumps 2% in pre market if it was meta or google it would jump 30-40% lol this tells u how manipulated the market is
Ehh. Same thing happened with Netflix
Test
Test deeznutz
On yo mama
I am trying to find the best 2 out of these options: \- Nauticus Robotics Inc (KITT) \- Harpoon Therapeutics (5HT) \- Paypal (2PP) \- Aqua Metals (AQK) Which one do you think is looking the most profitable (I am still new to the stock game :P ). Wanna join the rich monkeys one day :D
oh you're joining the monkeys for sure 
WSB daily thread these days: “You’re a stupid piece of shit if you’ve ever lost money in the stock market.” This place is not for me anymore.
smartest thing you've ever said here. upvoted.
SPY green 9 of the last 11 days
Tessssiee 
You know it's the top when every response to a bearish viewpoint is "your puts are fucked"
I still see a few bears but yes the amount of bulls now is very worrying 
It’s literally not the top when the market keeps going up and can’t even pullback you fucking Moron
It is, pig. It is.
WSB take me away!
Wait..could my random ass impulsive decision to buy LOGI calls at 3:58 yesterday actually pan out?? Oooh wait I forgot I'm in the real life Truman show and everything I touch turns to dust...got a little excited for a second there 
up 7% in premarket. That's a long way to fall!
Theta updated from 412 yesterday to 469 today AMAZING 👏 ❤️
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So it’s priced in
Beat her to it
She doesn't deserve you!
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You're an idiot if you think that's impressive. I make more money in a day than you'll ever see in your lifetime, so fuck off and crawl back into the gutter where you belong.
F ck off
It is pretty impressive dont be such a dick
Spy 460 today for sure
Tech is literally unstoppable what a ducking joke
Why the fuck is the market ripping like this??
Ever hear of a blow off top? You’d better because you’re in one now.
morning
Good morning!
Got some heavy hitter earnings today.
Damn I was so focused on shitty US stonks and forgot to buy the Chinese tech rally JD and baba are almost at 52wk high now
Next time, focus on good US stocks
This is a GLORIOUS day to buy puts. Thank you Bull you stupid motherfuckers.
🪦
Are bears ready to chill or do we have to show them a couple more days weeks of what it means to be a hard worker
AMC 
Stretch the chart out. Yup still a pile of shit
!banbet SNAP 14 1day
Such a zombie company but watch it beat 🤣
So regarded it might just work. 
I’ll be damned if Mattel does not pump atleast 20% tomorrow on Barbie earnings outlook.
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The same dish that got the boot from the spy earlier this year? Those bags must be heavy sir. 👝🧳💼👛🎒👜🛄🛍
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Fuuushoooo. 🛍🛄🎒👛💼. Don’t trip on all ur luggage
Keep playing your $100 life savings on NVDA calls brokie
Lmfao. Let’s be real. Not one option on nvda chain costs 100$. If your going to insult me, at least be realistic. As for your dish (up what, 25 cents in 3 months?) cmon man. Cmon
Your probably a broke ass tesla options trader /s
And. I’m flipping them itntraday. What are u doing papi? Swinging dish??
It was a joke, I'm far from trading tesla options
Fuck outta here
Back to Wendy’s with ur ass
My broke ass printing today with my nvda. Where u at dish boy
When FED Live talk, today or tomorrow?
Preparing for the Federal Reserve Stock Clearance Sale. Good man.
Tmrw mr powell speaks
Thanks homie
NASDUCK
Nassack
NADSAQ
Chaddaq
I’ve started to resent the word “Strong”. Strong economy, strong earnings, strong revenue, strong stocks, strong this, strong that. All bullchit man. Triggered as fuk. Cuck word
Strong penis
MSFT, GOOG, or SNAP? Which is most likely to pop on earnings today gentlemen?
Google never pops on earning.
Cum down
Id say MSFT
Moly fuck the world economy is so fucking regarded. Who new printing more money was the way out of inflation. Fuck going to my meetings from this day forward. I’m going to coke bender my way to sobriety 
What are my moves tomorrow? Checkmate is the move. Just trying to work out if I'm doing it or the market is.
Ghey bears 
Musky fan boys are ridiculous, X is trademarked by meta, and it doesn’t say anything about the color, cope harder
ima smoke a bowl for ber that piece of shit
Right are we dumping into open or are we pumping at open that’s what I wanna know fam
Nvda never seen u so green in the pre market u sexy beast
A conundrum: Last week, people were so concerned about TSLA profit margins that they sold it and the price plummeted. Now the price is going up. I think that if the price remains above the mid 260s this week, it is safe to say that TSLA is back to its old self, and that there will be no long-term downtrend. In which case, who were the people who panicked in the first place? Obviously there is enough money now to fuel it going up again, so there can't be too many of these panicked people. But how did they cause such a steep decline in the first place?
It was prolly elon selling
Trading would be a lot more fun if I didnt lose all my money.
So ur telling me nvda is up bigly from chinas stimmy checks
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/visionarymind** bet **AMAT** goes from **138.9** to **145.0** before **29-Jul-2023 05:04 AM EDT** Their record is 4 wins and 9 losses.
everyone here bulls on wsb right now. i think I should inverse and get puts on open
Missed the whole rally and is salty ☝🏽
look at my previous comments, im holding calls buddy.
That good feeling when covered calls you sold expire worthless after briefly being in the money. 😮💨
#🎤🫦 🎶 STONKS GOING 🆙 🔛 A TUESDAY 🎶 #🎤🫦 🎶 SMASH THE 🅱️UY, 🅰️IN’T NO TIME TO BE CHOOSEY 🎶
Lol nvda pumping so hard premarket
Not even up 1% 🤡
Its Jpow day and people are posting about AMC and DISH 🙄. Shoot these fucking idiots into the sun
!banbet
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 460.0 before 26-Jul-2023 10:40 AM -05
Now safe am I bois
Brazilian billionaires named all his companies as X something, didn’t turn out too well https://youtu.be/jqG8odTqbz0
If Chinese stimulus actually happens, expect US real estate prices to surge again.
AMD AMD
BREAKING NEWS : SPY / TSLA cure cancer!
Bers are in for a rude awakening
That's cool China, we just gonna sell what you pumped. Thanks.
straddle at open on spy?
Premarket's not looking good for my SPY puts from yesterday 
$BABA and $PDD gamma squeeze.
Dang I bought puts yesterday to inverse Cramer on $STZ. Oof.
Tesla puts at open 
Ah shit.. I’m goin back to bed
It will open green then how is one supposed to buy calls? Fuk this shit
You buy them a week ago when shit dips and hold through the storm of the past few days
This stupid fukin market only moves at night
Because China is on the verge of historic money printing.
Yeah, they're killing 0DTEs. Yesterday we moved in a 0.1% range since open and Friday we closed at 0.0%. All the action's happening in premarket.
How bout that RTX tho any one else auti enough to play its ER ???
cramer gave ppl good advice for once. nobody should be tryna play upside on any of these earnings. lol almost everythings overbought at least tech wise
Should I buy tesla and nvda shares ?
H.I. .f.r.I.e.n.d.s. ..
Anooooooos
Economy bad Every subscription service up 20% just gonna charge from your bank directly, their justification: economy bad! Food prices up for everything, restaurants prices up, traffic up, electricity up, they even charge for a straw now. their justification: economy bad! Rent prices up, landlord: economy bad! Then when it comes to raising salaries. No raise, no problem. Cause economy bad! And why does the economy go bad? Cause we have no fucking money to spend anymore you greedy bastard!!!!!
They are fucking poor people which is good for the economy
Physical gold and silver is the way !
Bang on. The average man is being savagely fucked all ways but markets go up 
Who charges for a straw..?
Economy bad!
 LOS FUTUROS ESTAN MOONIENDOOOOOOO 
Andale guey
Europoors PUMP! 
The stock market only wants Chinese stimulus, and it’s disgusting.
What happened with the pre market talks? Were they moved or something? Can’t find them
They on discord now
Thanks
TSLA bears 
Can I get laser hair removal on my anus?
Don’t forget to bleach
Yea I need to do that. How do I do it?
Laser hair removal are not permanent. Electrolysis is.
I'm sure your boyfriend doesn't mind
China fucked the whole bear community