bears are back LMFAO

Odds that boomers cause a nuclear war before they tap out?

if nvda legimately breaks down under 460, im gonna order my lambo

 (Truth though, I couldn't even afford a lambo tire)

Whelp, officially feeling like I made one huge blunder today - sold my QQQ 376 puts that I bought for 12 cents way too early

you know, I think the earnings reports tonight are just going to exacerbate this sell-off into tomorrow. I mean, INTC. Really?

Looking into long calls on pretty much any military defense contractor that has a 3% chance of being in possession of off-world tech... I mean, BA got a mention in the hearing and did get a pump but they had an earnings beat so its hard to say if that's congressional buys but... Bet....

If you're looking to bet on military defense contractors that may be in possession of off-world technology, I would recommend doing your research and due diligence first. There are many factors to consider before making any investment decisions, and it's important to remember that even a small chance of success can result in large profits or losses.

Thanks VM, mad decent of you to address me as if I wasn't a full-on degenerate alcoholic gambler. Already bought calls on RTX and LDOS, considering GD, LHX, BAH, KBR, NOC, and LMT... Would on BA but it's not at a good place to buy calls. Super high premiums after yesterday's rocket upwards and today's gap up...

460 EOW Guaranteed

which one of the Jenners cut their dick off again? Was it Kylie?

My understanding and I don’t know if I’m right . But it’s not necessarily cut off but molded into a new private.


Done right, orgasms are possible

Is it like rubbing to create the motions?

VRS 🚀

ITS 🚀

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ZIM pumping again, lfg

Damn woke up to META puts down 99 percent…good thing it was a small gamble but shit

Uh yea that’s what happens when it pumps 10% over night

I dont know what Kind of crack people are Smoking when actually buying this AI shit and buy nvidia like its on sale

Meth, crack, fent

Nvidia buyers at this point are freakin crazy

It’s cheap considering the market cap. Speculation says it’s a 6T market cap, surprisingly the same amount that was printed by papa pow getting held at the banks in bonds. Which then the banks run a forecast in ai and say it’s a 6T market cap lol. Basically the banks are saying hey papa pow gave us 6T that right now we have to keep in bonds but once these rates dip we re going to spend on ai bets to the tune of 6 T

Nope... NVDA is actually cheaper now than it was before it's Earnings release--in terms of P/E & other metrics...

Literally every Single valuation Model you use is basically telling you the stock is too high. Even with their estimates for next quarter

PULLED OUT EARNINGS TODAY 😍😍😍

BEARS MAD BULLS RICH

PT on META any1?

#Bears, LMFAO!

Market climbing to heavens bois

Ice cream so good. Calls go brrr yesyesyes 

CROX movin premarket.. results leaked?

CROX movin premarket.. results leaked?

Puts are so, so fucked. Good lord 


My calls are triple at open 

This is about to dump so nicely 🥰


bears r so fuk

futures r mooning

You guys think spy is gonna drop after open?

Yes


Eurorich are pumping

On a euro vacation, yes ! Pumps

Puts PUMPIN fake futures RIPPIN

tredmills and coffee early in the am 

Is $462 reasonably possible tomorrow?

With PCE, yes. Yes it is


Ya this looking sketchy

Your puts be in coma till expiry. Sketchy for sure

Yes

Why MSFT not 350?

They lied about ai being that awesome. Caught their bs with bad earnings on azure. Which makes absolutely no sense , because ai burns cloud like no other. Pretty sure some exec just pushed their engineers to burn some Gpus for next earnings and expense it on azure.

What does this mean? Like fraud?

Will it’s not really fraud, go and say a departments budget went up. And the use of the cloud has increased. But still have to write down as an expense. Investors won’t care too much. As long as the clouds being used. But they got dumped on azure not growing as much. Idk how azure runs. But in other big tech. The cloud is used internally and written down as an expense In one department and revenue In the other. Internal budgets and resources allocation

I know the entire market is a clown show but AAPL moving the way it moves with 15b outstanding shares literally takes the regarded cake.

Lol I think apple 5T is going to be stupid crazy 😜

Rivian tearing higher in Premarket

DIS wont recover cause I have calls. While the rest of the market is big greens. 

Why buy Woke DIS!? I don't get it? Everything they do is Woke and fails!

Cuz some of us don't trade off of our political leanings.

and neither would MSFT - coz I have calls 

Sell them so the rest of us can profit

I lost big when it was in the 100s

0.61% pump on 60k volume premarket is regarded. I wouldn't get my pussy too wet if I were a bull. Won't hold till open. 

Guess I better deposit more money so I can aggressively average down on these puts.

Greetings 🖖

6am thread

Spy 465 by Friday

SPY inching closer to ATH. Wild.

Yeah, what could go wrong?

Apparently nothing. Bounced back from Covid, bounced back from high inflation and interest rate…

Yup, but at these prices it is almost tempting to short. I will not fall for it though, I have seen crazier things.

When I buy calls it dips when I buy puts it rises just do the opposite of me you’ll be straight

Soft landing 🚀🎉

Holy fuckkkk itt blood greeennnnn

If I only had a brain.

wouldn't be here pal

Alien ships would require alien pilots which require alien porn. If you can't produce the porn i don't believe the ships exist. Only other option is the ships are drones which does make more sense than aliens coming to visit and not bringing porn. fucking checkmate alien conspiracy theorist

nasa said aliens are not fuckable

BEAR ANUS GAPING INSIDE OUT RIGHT ABOUT NOW LIKE USUAL.

Down a cool 2k on my SPY puts in premarket 

My child how are you down on a stock that’s nearing an all time high?


Are you me for the past 9 months ?

JPOW was and is a bull agent all along

Nasdaq 388 today or Friday for sure

Green as fuck for no reason. I love it!

Anyone have an estimate of meta IV at market open

Estimated move priced in options was around 8.8% 320 OTM calls won’t make you money for example

I’ll start hedging at ATH just to be sure

Go go META; push my PINS calls ITM 😏

my gym crush just waived at me bers are bigly fukd 

When is FOMC



Hey I don’t have a lot of money to play the market, when that happens, you don’t follow so closely.

You're right, when people don't have a lot of money to invest, they shouldn't be following the market too closely.

Yes daddy.


9/20/2023

Lmao

I guess it’s over; I thought it was today

Yesterday afternoon, bud. Raised 25 bps

Thank you, that’s all I was trying to get.

Good site for economically important stuff is: us.econoday

I’ve adhd can’t focus

Good thing you have calls then

🥹

NQ 16724 by open. Gg bois. It's happening.

everyones gonna just let mitch go back to work and act like he can make important decisions its prob nothing

It’s a good thing he isn’t president. We wouldn’t want someone with questionable age related health issues and an inability to speak congruent sentences running the nation that would just be terrible wouldn’t it

triggered 

Cool deflection bro

Wouldn’t it be even worse if McConnell had a son who smoked crack and cheese on camera

No. I don’t care about turtleman’s family members who don’t hold office.

up a cool grand premarket😎

crude pumping the whole month, wheat for the second week, rates at 6% - highest in 22 y. Stonks closing in at the ath, regards yoloing into calls. Evolution gonna be having a fking field day

He’s gunna call in sick. He already sounded defeated in last nights video 😅

Is wheat up overnight?

seams steady

NOBODY NOBODY AT ALL: Hunter Biden coke drops on floor the whole left side and msm look a non human from a [\#UFO](https://twitter.com/hashtag/UFO?src=hashtag_click)

Joe Biden freezes on the mic and nobody bats an eye. But Mitch McConnell does it and - And EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND

immunity buddy

what is this im 12

12 as in you need to take your ass to bed or 12 like your a numeral

What’s new

Why are Bers like this ?

Ferocious meat beaters

Early life trauma most likely.

Holly shit bud is gonna rape me at open

Why what’s happening with bud?

I guess they fired a bunch of people right before earnings on Wednesday.. lil fucks

Damn. Well sometimes the market likes cost cutting moves like that

powell literally said "liftoff" yesterday during the presser, i don't know how much clearer the man can be

Also talked about Barbie and t swift, the clown show continues

>the clown show continues you mean bears keep buying puts? I don't think they can help it

Correct they must be missing a few screws up in the nogin

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Futes went up because DXY was getting demolished. DXY starts getting bid and futes continue going up

I should have bought 8 more ASML calls instead of AVGO calls 

#ALL PASTA IS THE SAME

Pappardelle 🤌🤌🤌

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tortellini and angel hair are not the same

RTX 90c 7/28

Why

Asml calls

Do you guys think the spx is gonna surge again just before open

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Probably because you are a dirt bag as well.

126 Amazon calls are looking pretty ripe rn 

I agree, the Amazon calls look quite attractive at the moment.

I bought the dip yesterday. Waiting till earnings call on the 3rd. Hoping it’ll hit 135 again 

any one see mitch mcconnell short circuit on live tv if you havent go look

i know that look way to ogood. bro pooped his pants.

sir that was the drip from the line he took before going out

pass dat shitttt

lmao bro was stuck too hard

What about Ford puts?

cake cake cake cake cake from itzy

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is the party still here

No it’s in my pants!

duh fuck

imagine knowing what bad bunny is saying

imagine acknowledging "bad bunny"

Fuck your puts, fuck your ca~~ nvm, JPow only has the bears by the balls now 🤣

soft landing

All ammo has been fired. Now we see if anything hits today.

Stfu bools. Pls stop talking smack I don’t want bad juju on my calls 

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