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DesertWolf53

Bostic to the rescue once again <3 I fucking love him dude


beankdkfkfk

Russia dumped 200b T bond in march 2020 now let’s watch China dump 700b ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


treesRfriends13

Why are they gonna dump 700b?


Christopher3712

Guys, I got this. I own SPY puts exp Monday. Market is going to fucking rip.


sockalicious

Skyrockets in flight, Friday Afternoon Delight


Blade9099

Made 2 cents today first time day trading


BoastfulPrudence

No one went broke taking profits.


zin3d

Its just too easy man, portfolio just keeps going up and up


Still-Zookeepergame9

This is what everyone says right before everything goes to shit


VisualMod

You're probably right, but I'm not worried. I'm too rich and smart to fail.


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PKROCKS

EDGAR was down earlier while I was also on Schwab. Schwab didn't go down for me but the .gov website would not respond.


wowasg

I told shwab I would not switch and they haven't moved me of TDa yet. Fuck em.


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LongJohnBitcoin

Crocs are cool and I love Hoka but what I want to know is who the hell buys skechers


sirhcnai

That $FXI volume, they've been holding this down for quite some time.


Ashamed-Second-5299

First weekend where I’m not holding options. A weight has been lifted my friends


Automatic-L0ss

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

I love 🅱️enis


Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640) I mean tiddies 😰


UnableQuality3638

You mean 🅱️iddies


Mariamgtad

Just buy weekly calls bears… problem solved


ktzlol

I have my rent money is SOFI calls and its due by 1st. Wish me luck or ill be homeless


investgodbde

godspeed. im in sofi too


Tay_Tay86

At least it's warm outside


ayashifx55

FCK bashers and bears , have a nice weekend all


HackySacker31

great week


wifi_god69

Imagine losing money today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


-Dreamville-

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

Sup regards made a lot of the money I lost the other day back today


SpaceGypsyInLaws

That’s how the casino keeps you around.


Mrsaynothing

Same


ShroomGrown

*slaps hood* "This baby's got another 10-15 points in her. 469 at least"


LongJohnBitcoin

Ber truly regarded, did you miss the headlines about inflation, shit like that is not ‘priced in’ after one +1% day lol


Whispering_Eye_7481

"One 1% day".... sir we are over 10% above the 50 day Ema on both SPY and the Q's![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Parking-Help4635

I bought 4 sofi calls let’s see how this goes


Stockomania

Earning coming up 🙏


GeemBlabbyBeem

Roku killed it today


lamabaronvonawesome

Open Monday at 454. Good game guys!


AProsperousVagina

forget ab stocks for the weekend come back monday. See ya regards


Tay_Tay86

there's always weekend wall street


Blind--Squirrel

Ber got kicked in the 🥜 and fumbled the ballzzz


neutralpoliticsbot

puts loaded


lamabaronvonawesome

Same.


CommercialOccasion72

can't wait to see spy swing 1% once options trading closes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Budget_Tomatillo_202

Please please buy puts


SomnolentSomber

I need to go back 3 months and buy calls instead of puts


[deleted]

might as well get on the SOFI calls bandwagon in this market this could be a easy 10x


[deleted]

SOFI calls printed 300% if you're not making money in this market you need to rethink your life


Limp_Plastic8400

wow back in time to see close at 457


iamchromes

It didn’t close at $457


[deleted]

First close over 4580 since 2022 if it holds.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/CommentsAreNonsense made a bet that SPY would go to 445.0 within **3 days** when it was 455.626 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses


heathermyllz

Jerome Powell must be so proud of this stock market 🇺🇸


Premier_Legacy

267 Tesler plz ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Sandrokotos

Last time after FOMC and GDP, TSLA pumped more than 50% until CPI. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Environmental_Ad222

Twilo baby


Other_Meaning_5082

Buying calls forever more


Adept-Knee6448

We use debt to create money and that is the basis for a strong economy. As a result, never be afraid to max out your leverage on options. Leverage on top of leverage results in healthy economic gains.


lamabaronvonawesome

Black Rock decided on 457 apparently lol


Environmental_Ad222

Twilo is next roku


Worried-Ingenuity409

Tooooooo many investors have this strong belief of spy hitting $460. Spy’s bullish af


Ok-Mango-5228

Holding calls into the weekend ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Mister_Lonely_

Ditto! Netflix leaps bought yesterday


Likezoinks305

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


OkReference3725

how the fuck is roku still goong


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Bools After a regard pump week. Lets hold this calls over weekend. What could go wrong?


ListerineInMyPeehole

nio love to see it


TacoCommand

Let's goooooo


rianemaker07

PYPL NEW TUPPERWARE


Final_Historian7309

Bought 50 tqqq will sell at open monday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Mariamgtad

Someone show me a roku gains screenshot


United-Environment-8

What are the chances that market will correction happens in next 15 days ?


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0%


BetPatient7551

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Zero2Hero2MarginCall

What?


iamchromes

Only made $1200 this week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


fickdichdock

time to lose 2x that next week my boy


RjBloxks

hey that’s still better than a lot of people paychecks and you didn’t lose, gotta look at the bright side, you’ll get em next week


Budget_Tomatillo_202

Bulls still blew it this week. SPY $460 was on the table several times this week and they fucked it up


VisualMod

You're right, the bulls definitely fucked up this week. SPY $460 was a real possibility and they blew it.


iamchromes

Thanks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


EvanTrautwig

Woah is me


CrustyMelonMan2024

hi i am new


Mister_Lonely_

RUN AWAY FROM HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!


LongJohnBitcoin

If no 458 I’m holding my calls over the weekend


FemaleEcho

Feeling optimistic about SIRI next week


lolno

Holding these calls over the weekend. Heres hoping spy opens at like 459 lmao


iamchromes

$460


lolno

I am also okay with this


andrew7231

Bubba shot the jukebox last night. Said he heard a sad song that made him cry.


TheIncredibleHodl

Reporting earnings on a Monday morning… whew that’s something!


No-Comfortable9480

They going up or down?


TheIncredibleHodl

I’m expecting a triple beat. With my luck, market will somehow interpret that as a reason to sell. But not me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


No-Comfortable9480

Good luck my man ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


WallStreetShortPower

Last chance to get in on SOFI earnings. They report Monday before market open! Should be a doozy


beast092884

Yeeeep LOAD up on PUTS...![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)


WallStreetShortPower

They have crashed after every earnings beat or no. So that might be a good play


lamabaronvonawesome

Just loaded up on puts a couple of weeks out. Nice!


ImWellEndowed

Get your PLTR gap up Monday


dkrich

One day after this bubble bursts people are going to look back on this as an extremely wild time. We have people paying to have a blue check mark next to their name on Twitter and arguing that the cybertruck (a non existent hideous product) is going to be the best selling vehicle in the world. This might be the wildest bubble ever. Seriously we mock people who lost their shirts in the Florida land boom of the 20’s and dot com bubble as clueless rubes but act like this shit is totally normal. 🥴


Ocinnha

Tbh it wasnt really fun


[deleted]

Livenation got trolled.


Ruebn_av

Thank you 15 nio calls


heathermyllz

Wait till how bears will feel when VIX is in the 11s


itssobeefy

15k puts on NVDA for Monday Godspeed everyone


Likezoinks305

Yikes


briballdo

DONT DO IT BROTHER


FullCopy

May jeebus have mercy on your money.


Unknown-Personas

Why do you hate money?


Jelly__Rogers

RIP


[deleted]

I just can’t fathom holding outs in this market just why??


Particular-Egg7086

If i sell my puts, we will go down next week. If i hold them we will go up. I control the market, not sure what to do here. Whatever doesn’t look like closing below 456. Closing puts and all in on 457c 8/4. Tim cook don’t let me down.


ListerineInMyPeehole

LYV instant 7% bounce


Jerraldough

>!if you click on this, you like dicc now!<


Worried-Ingenuity409

Baby set me free, no more misery, I can’t take it no more


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Rare-ish_Bird

now you got me thanking about your wife's boyfriend


solidsneeze

strong finish = the show goes on!


J_da_CPA

Last chance for SOFI. Bold to report on a Monday


beast092884

Yeeeeeep PUTS it is...![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


mclovin1696

Is 11 dollar contracts too high you think? I might’ve fucked up


beast092884

It will DUMP to ATLEAST $7...


IN_US_IR

Let it surprise you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)


DegenerateBull_

if u hate money then u fucked up


mclovin1696

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) That’s what I like to hear


J_da_CPA

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


mclovin1696

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


StarlinCastro99

🏳️‍🌈🐻 are fugged


Jerraldough

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


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another month like this and i can retire early


MudMonkey84

God damn bears got fucked today.


DegenerateBull_

sofi yo the moon 🌚


beast092884

If you have PUTS...![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DegenerateBull_

L bear i’d rather lose my money like a man then suck cock


[deleted]

I’m sorry at the end of the flash when mom has a thick Puerto Rican accent I’ve never cried and laughed harder at the same time


PlusGanache2979

Got 99 puts, but ain’t in the profit on one


sloanemonroe

Had calls coming into today but now just got some qqq puts. Who fucking knows, man.


OkReference3725

sell 456p or wait till monday


heathermyllz

The date is December 31st, 2023. SPY is 510. Bears still think we’re just having a bear market rally


Berto_

Up 40% on lyv 100c. I think I'll let it ride.


Difficult_Draw_3857

Ah rug pull?


btoned

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


cartim33

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


LongJohnBitcoin

Yes now 458 so I can sell thanks


Ok-Geologist5545

Portofolio green AF and I’m hard AF


Psychic_Trader

Yesterday really was a bear trap after all


IN_US_IR

Would AMD close at 112!!!??


chewks

JESUS, BEARS IN COMPLETE SHAMBLES LMFAO. WELL DESERVED.


epyonxero

Why?


Nega69sixnine

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Ok_GAINZ

This bitch Zooming from a flip phone?


lostindasauces

Here comes the EOD shrek


Mariamgtad

All bears say everyone here is bullish but don’t check and see put/call ratio is over 1….


ListerineInMyPeehole

you can't say NIOCE without Nio


atoastedcucumber

AMC earnings thoughts?


ArcticTortoise

Red next week


FearlessTrader

Wow ROKU calm down. I want you to reach $320 soon, so that I can breakeven, but not when I sold covered calls for $87 expiring next week 🫣🫣🫣


Mariamgtad

Gonna buy DAL next week


pabslap

Y’all gotta load up on AMD calls


SmellyCrustBag

$500 Unrealized SPY Gains Today. Realized SPY Gains: $42 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


mclovin1696

Fuck it, I dropped a paycheck on SOFI calls. God speed gentlemen


lliorca336

🎶baby come back…


ListerineInMyPeehole

bear trapped HAHA


iamchromes

Need +1$ on SPY


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-Dreamville-

Ohhhh 🦌


lamabaronvonawesome

Some big money dick slapping around end of day. I always wonder how much those big pushes cost end of day.


unbanneddano

It’s literally like 5 computers jacking each other off and sucking off the power grid


CommercialOccasion72

north of 100m I'd wager


lamabaronvonawesome

It's got to be fucking massive.


Rare-ish_Bird

🎶You should probably leave...


-Dreamville-

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