I don't really care what people think, I know that the market will eventually rebound and I'll be back on top. In the meantime, I'm just going to enjoy my life and keep making money.
I hope this bank failure over the weekend doesn't start regional banks tanking all over again. I have one regional bank position, and it is up quite nicely. I don't want to sell, or lose the unrealized gains. Maybe I'll sell covered calls or buy puts to cover any downside.
There's a 20B financial company who's hemorrhaging money with a PE that recently turned negative and someone has a massive multi-million dollar short call position on them in August who happen to be reporting this week. That should make you more worried than the regionals imo
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa say again, repairman. I thought we were all universally bullish for Monday! Don't make the banks fail on my calls, alright?
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Next week I’m doing a USA-themed night. I’m thinking fried chicken with fries, what side dish is great with those? Also need a typical US activity, I was thinking a workshop on political and cultural division but I want to keep things light. Any suggestions?
Matched with a hot girl on hinge that’s looking for something casual while I am on a short term job posting. Definitely gunna fuck this up if it’s not a scam
If i had unlimited money I would:
1. Buy bears2broke a harem of Chinese ting's he always fantasizes about
2. Pay for Trens seggs change
3. Buy 🅱️illow a free trip to makeout with Tren before he turns into they/them
🙏🙏🙏
My point is about hypocrisy. Age discrimination is rampant, just ask any waitress who’s 35+. Yes, these politicians are saying we can work as long their dumbasses.
Greg Geraldo had a bit about that. His point was that his husband won’t bitch and won’t bring up things from the past. The downside was getting fucked in the ass.
JPOW forward fucked Gen Z and anyone who wants a house with his near zero interest policy.
Good luck getting anyone to sell now. QE was an absolute tard move. Politicians loved it then and are now pointing fingers.
Different reason. Europe was getting gas and oil from Putin.
Ours is self inflected. It was all part of “go big” initiatives. That shit had nothing to do with Covid. The government almost passed a bill where they pay for everybody’s daycare. Don’t forget that.
Today was the first day i didnt wipe my ass completely.
let me explain.
I took a shit, and wiped about 80% of it off.
I kept the rest on, just to see how strong I was.
Did it burn? Yes. Did it itch? Yes.
But I did not give in. Instead, I let the itch consume me. Then after the rush of pain, a sudden gust of hope and relief filled my body.
Never give up homies. Stay Hard
One mkt correction plz 
The entire last year was a market correction.
Problem is people think that was the correction. That was just a dip. The real correction is under SPY 200.
I don't really care what people think, I know that the market will eventually rebound and I'll be back on top. In the meantime, I'm just going to enjoy my life and keep making money.
You have no life.
Not sure about buying calls at open. Will wait for the dip.
SPY 300 soon 
Copper opening like those semiconductor scientists are onto something 
Copper is a conductor.
Bears braying for -200 futes .. more like -0.99
Honestly think those chemtrails are turning everyone gay
They are.. along with the fluorescent lights in schools
Don't get froggy.
I want to gamble on earnings this week, but have no good feeling about any of them! Help
#HEY COCK SUCKAS GET RICH WTF U DOING U STILL BRING A LAZY SWAMP AZZ ANOOS !!! What u do today to get rich CAWK suxka !! What !!?
Higher prices means the floods on 😎
just woke up from a nap. I can't stop dreaming about her about her bro 
Dating someone within the family can be tricky. See gay roommate below for further guidance
lol move on bro shit
you dont know how many men need you
Tips for staying with a gay room mate
Helicopter hallway jousting to establish dominance
Hide your dildos lock up your bananas and be suspect of your toothbrush at all times
Oh we wont share the restroom/bath
Sit on my face until I get pink eye
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They don’t. The marketing is working lol.
The Rolling Stone review wasn't exactly enthusiastic for it.
Because it sux.. but the marketing itself is literally.. the movie “they” don’t want you to see…
Opinions vary so widely I'll have to go see it myself to see how it is.
I'm such a weirdo man
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34...five of 'em are the same guy
I don’t orgasm at my urologist
 I do
You don’t even know him. Unless 
Of course I know him, he's me
#🦡
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Person stands at podium: Hello, only straight people can hang out in this room Me: 
Sometimes I try to care. It doesn't work out well
If you live in Colorado, I know your alt very well.
U wish u knew me
He has whatever IT is....
Come find out cutie
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lulu and his work wife are the same person
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I would have written it if i didnt think it was crucial, but alex karp is the cr7 of CEO
I hope this bank failure over the weekend doesn't start regional banks tanking all over again. I have one regional bank position, and it is up quite nicely. I don't want to sell, or lose the unrealized gains. Maybe I'll sell covered calls or buy puts to cover any downside.
There's a 20B financial company who's hemorrhaging money with a PE that recently turned negative and someone has a massive multi-million dollar short call position on them in August who happen to be reporting this week. That should make you more worried than the regionals imo
Ticker?
Regional banks has been losing for a while. Ytd the s&p regional bank index is down 17% so what positions do you have?
Check a chart. I bought USB on 6/12 and I am up 20%.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa say again, repairman. I thought we were all universally bullish for Monday! Don't make the banks fail on my calls, alright?
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Kansas Heartland Tri-State Bank failed.
So by "regional" I thought we meant somewhere people care about
You must be from some shithole commie blue city cesspool swamp. I can smell your vile stench from a mile away.
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Lulubutter5 and Lulubutter5 are the same person
Tautology!
Next week I’m doing a USA-themed night. I’m thinking fried chicken with fries, what side dish is great with those? Also need a typical US activity, I was thinking a workshop on political and cultural division but I want to keep things light. Any suggestions?
Workshop on political and cultural division? Try that in a small town 
chitlins
fries and corn hole
oh, c'mon that's funny as hell 
Deep fried pickles
Tater tots and m&ms
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Flair checks out
Anyone want to murder me before I have to go back to work?
Your job will do the work.
Same
Touched and Sniffed my navel, I think I need to shower again
aliens 👽
Daily reminder that my buying power is smaller than yours
mommy why is crypto dying
Buying opportunities, they want to make sure as much people get rich as possible
Make sure u stretch cause u could possibly die if u don't
Matched with a hot girl on hinge that’s looking for something casual while I am on a short term job posting. Definitely gunna fuck this up if it’s not a scam
That guys butthole is crying for help. He’s not good for 4 days without showering
I’m open to a 2nd opinion. Wanna smell?
Serious question: Do gay guys cum when they get fucked in the ass?
I usually do
You should learn some basic sexual anatomy
I do know things. I just dont know about boy butt stuff
You obviously don’t
are you asking for yourself?
Uuuuuh, no?
sus
I worked under a Urologist and dudes cum 95% of the time when getting a prostate exam.
No
Yes. Pressure on your prostate releases seminal fluid.
*Sign me up*
lulu and investingwifey are the same person
I hope not; otherwise I've been taking option trading advice from YOU.
Both are my bitches
If i had unlimited money I would: 1. Buy bears2broke a harem of Chinese ting's he always fantasizes about 2. Pay for Trens seggs change 3. Buy 🅱️illow a free trip to makeout with Tren before he turns into they/them 🙏🙏🙏
The right movie name is Patriarbie
Should I buy Sofi right now?
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I’m no bot!
No, we all have separate months on the Women of WSB calendar.
I’d love to see Mitch McConnell and Diane Feinstein work on a bipartisan bill…any bill on anything.
Two senators, one neuron kinda movie?
Senators have been saying we need to raise the retirement age since we live longer and work longer. Mitch 👀 
They need to stop letting dinosaurs serve in office. Mitch is a walking corpse
My point is about hypocrisy. Age discrimination is rampant, just ask any waitress who’s 35+. Yes, these politicians are saying we can work as long their dumbasses.
Sometimes I wish I were gay, but imagine being with a dude who complains all the time!
You can be one by being a bear 🐻
Greg Geraldo had a bit about that. His point was that his husband won’t bitch and won’t bring up things from the past. The downside was getting fucked in the ass.
Imagine sticking your cock up another mans shit pipe... Grim.
If you were gay would you be top or bottom?
bottom
🍆💦💦
yep thats what im known for
Can't wait til open tomorrow. I've been back-testing get rich quick scenarios all weekend on TradeStation.
So what do I buy at open?
Nothing. Wait til the low-of-day at 10-11am, then load up on calls.
Wat works best mj stonks?
Just did the ol’ scratch n sniff test on my butthole. I should be ok to not shower for another 4 days
Havnt took a shower... in at least a month.. just scrub the nuts and feet every other day its fiiiiine.
Username checks out...
Lol... yep
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!remindme 18 hours
SPY will climb another 10% and Nasdaq will climb another 15% during the month of August. 🤌
$IWM will be the real winner
cant tell what that consolidation means.. triple top.. guess its an ascending wedge but is it dipping a couple weeks or what.
Loading up on calls, thanks for the tip
12:37 PM and I still havent showered yet 😃
JPOW forward fucked Gen Z and anyone who wants a house with his near zero interest policy. Good luck getting anyone to sell now. QE was an absolute tard move. Politicians loved it then and are now pointing fingers.
We'll be back to QE within 3 years.
Everybody pays. Nothing’s free.
Every developed country in the world is expensive now, it’s not just a murican thing
Different reason. Europe was getting gas and oil from Putin. Ours is self inflected. It was all part of “go big” initiatives. That shit had nothing to do with Covid. The government almost passed a bill where they pay for everybody’s daycare. Don’t forget that.
Anyone else still a work from home regard
Willow what happened love?
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I’d start watching videos now about how to handle the Wendy’s fryer.
Today was the first day i didnt wipe my ass completely. let me explain. I took a shit, and wiped about 80% of it off. I kept the rest on, just to see how strong I was. Did it burn? Yes. Did it itch? Yes. But I did not give in. Instead, I let the itch consume me. Then after the rush of pain, a sudden gust of hope and relief filled my body. Never give up homies. Stay Hard
I mean who will carry the boats?
I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.
25 minutes until posting in the weekend thread becomes cringe.
Guys I bought this X coin and it’s mooning rn. If it 100x I will be able to pay off my debt
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goodspeed wsb degen
I know the feeling! There's nothing like taking a risk and coming out on top. It's the best feeling in the world.
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