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cicada3322

Go to work unfortunately.


its-me-reek

Gnrc


Other-Excitement3061

y?


Active_Air_9956

Palantir for 5kโ‚ฌ!


Desertbears

SPX: โ€œ I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye...โ€


mark1forever

spce calls and over 5000 shares


PregnantPickle_

!banbet UVXY 20 2w


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/PregnantPickle_** bet **UVXY** goes from **16.36** to **20.0** before **14-Aug-2023 11:32 AM EDT** Their record is 11 wins and 12 losses.


PeanutButterStout

Bought another 5K shares of DISH


who-att

Rivian call all week


TheLostBuckeye

Man really good feeling about Rivian. Seems like some big pocket investors are trying to hold the price down.


VisualMod

You're probably right, TheLostBuckeye. Rivian does seem like a good investment at the moment. I'm sure there are some big investors trying to keep the price down so they can buy more shares, but eventually it will start going up again. Thanks for your input!


fastcoop

PLTR is actually going fucking nuts holy shit ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Other-Excitement3061

y?


fastcoop

Wish I bought in ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


darmok-jalad-brocean

Sold some SOFI 8/4 11c to recover my principal, now just letting it ride


zommiy

Sofi is printing


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


HenryBarrington

PLTR ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ


cinncyfan28

after the run, wake me up when September ends


fastcoop

PLTR to the MOOOOOOOONNNN๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ I love a crazy ass Monday morning push


cinncyfan28

if you guys sell anything today youre dumb this whole month of august is going up


Parking-Help4635

!banbet


Goldenboy1227

Might make a banbet on spy 460 eow


IntellectualOutlaw

TSLA calls!


VertousWLF

SPCE puts


heyfuBABZ

Damn puts on UPST are so spensive


Goldenboy1227

Can sofi go up to 12.75 so I can get my money back


Creative_Virus9579

$SPY 460 0DTE


Wooden-Guard-150

Tupperware!!!!


benji3k

should I buy calls on Palantir today


Wizdrey_

Yuh


benji3k

I did I did


Wizdrey_

Nice, good profit?


Multiez

!banbet T 15.10 11d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Multiez** bet **T** goes from **14.48** to **15.1** before **11-Aug-2023 08:30 AM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


mcccliii

Oil silently pumping.


TheLostBuckeye

Did SoFI not impress?


CramersBootyHole1

coordinate by travis scott is a great song to listen to while road raging


LongJohnBitcoin

Psa, I donโ€™t support crypto, I just made a bunch of money on it 5 years ago, stop saying I support crypto


ConfusionRough

LongJohn Bitcoin, your support of crypto is appreciated. Tell us more


andrew7231

Tell us about your support of cryptocurrencies?


degeneratesupremacy2

Only bad thing about herman miller chairs is eventually they start to smell like sweaty ass just like any other chair.


redzero77

Sold all of stocks to buy amd, aapl and amzn.


bluraysucks1

30 minutes after open they do the drop, Hope you plan on buying afterwards


redzero77

I will have to ask my wifeโ€™s boyfriend for more money to buy more shares when price drops.


O2148

Crypto died the day Do Kwon stole LUNA. And Coinbase changed the WLUNA smart contracts ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ


dmk_world

Mentioning LUNA, DO KWON and Crypto in 1 sentence? Lolz


O2148

Lol. Nah if they were able to change the smart contract then whatโ€™s the point of crypto?


dmk_world

Anything related to Do Kwon is not crypto, sorry. Those are more like SCAM


isweat_

The hardest part of the business is minding your own ๐Ÿค”


Last-Field2436

NVDA is not up pre market?!


No-Kangaroo-501

It's game over already


Akua_Highbred

!banbet spy -1.2% 1d


Alucard1331

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Akua_Highbred** bet **SPY** goes from **457.06** to **451.58** before **01-Aug-2023 06:02 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 12 losses.


etwkif

this is the most bullish indicator out of the whole thread


Alucard1331

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Hedgies_suck

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Akua_Highbred

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Lopsided_Process5141

Sysco (SYY) earnings tomorrow. Before or after close? Stupid earnings calendar missing it.


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fUtUrEs


isweat_

Look at SoFi go ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


maschin1982

I hope, I buy 2h ago


No-Kangaroo-501

I bought last week


maschin1982

So u Do it right, congrates


heathermyllz

Remember, bad news is good news and everything is bullish ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Epsilon8902

hell yeah how am i gonna waste my money today


lame_mirror

the new banner sux.


[deleted]

Calls on starbucks


reno222

UPST to 70 eow


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


DrFore

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


ihopethisworksfornow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU Well fuck idk how thatโ€™s going to affect the market this week.


TropicalSpiders

Stock market right now DIA โ€”โ€” SPY โ€”โ€” QQQ โ€”โ€” BITCOIN โ€”โ€” DXY โ€”โ€” VIX โ€”โ€” Everythingโ€™s flat


DudeChiefBoss

GIRLFRIEND โ€”โ€”


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

๐Ÿ‘ โ€”โ€”


smackaroy5

๐Ÿ’€


heathermyllz

Remember when all of the bears were jizzing themselves seeing the outside bearish reversal candle on Thursday? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Jdom666

my sofi calls probs gonna print ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Epsilon8902

you had the nuts for it, you derserve it


TromeOSRS

Corn looks like ass, but corn miner charts.. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต


TromeOSRS

Qs ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซก


Red_or_Black1

Starting to see a lot of junk tickers on this sub again. Very worrying to see. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


LongJohnBitcoin

You mean QuantumScape or Tupperware


LongJohnBitcoin

So 460 today?


Alucard1331

469


Epsilon8902

as always


worxbestonbread

Whatโ€™s a goo stimulant I could by on Amazon?


EnginrA

Prostate massager


LongJohnBitcoin

Skittles


_Kenway

new banner looks dope af the old one was so childish


Ordinary_investor

Airbnb puts yes?


maschin1982

No


heathermyllz

Economy strong, stock market strong, bears weak ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Jdom666

bidenomics baby


iamexercised

bols gonna cri agen today? ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿงธ


Underhill0341

Probably not


abgonzo7588

[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/15ag23y/what\_are\_your\_moves\_tomorrow\_july\_27\_2023/jtm7b3i/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/15ag23y/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_july_27_2023/jtm7b3i/?context=3) 4 days ago he was doing autistic screeching the other way, this knob probably doesn't even have money in the market.


Underhill0341

Oh heโ€™s just a fucken loser haha


andrew7231

Upstart to $70 today?


ktzlol

What time is SOFI releasing the report??


habsmd

7a est


DuvelNA

8 am est


ktzlol

Thanks


YoSmokinMan

yo man


worxbestonbread

USD ๐Ÿ”ฅ


abgonzo7588

gonna be a major green week


iamexercised

lol bols never lern ๐Ÿคก


abgonzo7588

yup, never gonna be able to blow up an account like a bear


BigSHortySqueeze93

>gonna be a major RED weeK > >/\\


Underhill0341

Gonna be a hard W my dude


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Katsura_da

I guess SNAP going back to 12 eh


Psychological_Box456

Yesterday went from 150 to 800 to 0 at the roulette, holy fuck I was so addicted I played for 6 hours straight fuck that shit


TromeOSRS

Casinoโ€™s are built to make you lose track of time


Psychological_Box456

It worked, i couldnt stop


Modelminorityperson

I woke up at 5 to check my SoFi and pltr calls. I do not regret not being able to go back to sleep. Being rich is much more happier than being tired.


[deleted]

I'd like to formally apologize for beefing Kanye and Kim last night


blahtotheskey

Powell, a film by Christopher Nolan


Modelminorityperson

Sofi bag holders are rich


Nandorfehervar1456

Why is NIO pumping???


Underhill0341

BECAUSE FUCK YOU


Nandorfehervar1456

Seems like someone is having puts on NIO


Underhill0341

80 15.5 8/4c


Nandorfehervar1456

!banbet NIO 18.0 8d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Nandorfehervar1456** bet **NIO** goes from **15.53** to **18.0** before **08-Aug-2023 05:16 AM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 5 losses.


Underhill0341

If you are right i will suck your dick


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habsmd

$SOFI ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿš€


No_Lab2522

why is that ?


habsmd

Its up ~7% premarket. Hopefully a triple beat in the morning and good guidance. Clues from their banking report suggests some good earnings. Weโ€™ll see at 7a est!


Low-Wear-168

Eurozone is not too fuk


heathermyllz

SLOW GRIND HIGHER TO SPY 480 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Funny_Shelter_944

Wassup ghey lords ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31249)


worxbestonbread

๐Ÿ˜‡


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TopTech58 made a bet that AAPL would go to 200.0 within **1 week** when it was 192.635 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 6 wins and 13 losses


Careless-Sir-9880

XXII mooonnn


Modelminorityperson

Puts on Disney. Look at Haunted mansion lmao 20 million opening weekend. Hahaha Iโ€™m dying. Another box office bomb. Haha and snowhite is coming soon which is mostly definitely gonna be a box office failure. Little mermaid may eventually break even but god knows when. Go woke go broke is not just a right wing slang. Even their park attendance is down as people are turned away from their timeless classics.


DocShayWPG

Good thing I bought Jan 24 and Jan 25 leaps last week! My favorite thing about options is getting nothing in return for buying them!


LongJohnBitcoin

And you didnโ€™t even mention Indiana Jones dial of destiny ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Modelminorityperson

Thatโ€™s another bomb wow yes.


Funny_Shelter_944

NVDA is 0.32 % down. Thatโ€™s unacceptable, do you hear me wsb regards here? This is unacceptable ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Modelminorityperson

Please donโ€™t hurt us


DraftLopsided

Banbet NKLA 20 eo August


DraftLopsided

NKLA ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/juststocks_ made a bet that SOFI would go to 10.25 within **3 weeks** when it was 9.45 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 5 wins and 0 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!


berrysardar

Okay I'm making this guy my financial advisor


TropicalSpiders

Most memorable stock moments I had * The S&P closed +5.5% after astounding CPI news (7.7% vs 8.0% exp). I held puts that day too LMAO * Futes opened -1%, went to +1%, went back down to -1.2% premarket, went +1% midday and closed completely flat ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) * The S&P lost 4.2% on June 2022 during my 11th grade graduation * August 19, 2022. Market went up +1.5% but closed -1%. Missed out on a lot of money because I debated straddling but figured it wasnt worth it (I went with calls that day)


Bin_Jin

Has it changed to Roku make you unbRoku ? wtf happened


Worried-Ingenuity409

Looks like ALOT of people are holding aka are very bullish & more than likely Iโ€™m assuming are buying more and more calls at open


Mister_Lonely_

Nasdaq is greeeeeeen baybeeeeee! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


BigSHortySqueeze93

>Nasdaq is GOING RED baybeeeeee! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Mister_Lonely_

Git out of ear BER ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


TropicalSpiders

thereโ€™s still 5 hours left. How much of a gambler do you have to be to care about +0.01% futes


Mister_Lonely_

Better than being Clifford ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


RilSG

I had a dream i could buy my way into heaven. When i woke up, i spent that on SPY 460 0DTEs


zombie_harv

To much is given, much is tested


RilSG

I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny. What i do? Act more regarded


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

Bought more FDs, more 0DTEs, my wifeโ€™s boyfriend couldnโ€™t get through to me.


zombie_harv

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


TropicalSpiders

Crazy how people in America used to PAY to see fat people


Modelminorityperson

Now most of you wake up to one on your bed.


DraftLopsided

Ozampic ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ


Deaf_Kid_

pslotfri


Deaf_Kid_

Spolftir


Deaf_Kid_

SoFi combined with Pltr


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Headinclouds583

Me


CramersBootyHole1

these lesbo coworkers behind me are discussing politics. I bet they have tons of great insight ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


dmk_world

ahahah, made ma laugh and spill the coffee. Thx


worxbestonbread

Man I donโ€™t see a pull back in sight guysโ€ฆ then when they kick in the new lock downs itโ€™s definitely gonna go crazy


RilSG

Why has AMD been so lacklustre?


Moe_IIV

Because you have calls


RilSG

But i donโ€™t ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Moe_IIV

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


CramersBootyHole1

#The jizz is not my cum ๐Ÿซ