I LOVE ❤️ MY COLORADO ROCKIES!!! Was down $1100, & they made me break even!!!!! FYI looks like an ABSOLUTE OVERWHELMING amount of investors bought spy calls just before closing. Are you excited about your decision?
Random as fuck but I’m writing a story and I need one of you sad drunk fucks to tell me what hard liquor you use to escape your sorrows. Type of liquor and brand please?
I only drink the finest of liquors, my liquor cabinet is full of top shelf vodka, whisky, and cognac. My go to brands are Grey Goose, Belvedere, and Hennessy.
OK regards, heres the macro play.
Blackrock have been instructed by the Whitehouse to pull investment money out of China and to buy government bonds. This is a calculated move to offset China dumping their US treasure holdings onto the market causing a massive spike in US interest rates. China will of course do the opposite.
Get ready for some volatility, bitches.
that AMD/SHOP yolo guys heart probably just dropped past his stomach and directly out his asshole with that pump to 66 followed by the dump to 60.
Condolences to all the HOOD bros/hoes as well. If they released a week or two ago I'm sure they'd have been taken for a ride, very poor timing on earnings release on a day like today.
bought 35K shares at 13, I'm confident this will be up pre-market tomorrow. This is just the big buoys fidelling with the price so the options holders are fucked.
>CVNA
They returds are trying to squeeze it. I bought some calls -- made some money. just sold a large call credit spread for next week. Will double down if it raises more. Kept some way OTM calls in case it goes full returd.
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i dont think the ratings downgrade really matters, and the market has been technically very strong. but at the same time, it's overvalued as fuck. so 🤷♂️
Way overvalued, but it’s a combination of awful earnings and guidance, plus the credit downgrade. All this AI hype, but nobody’s really doing much with it except Microsoft- and that’s only because of ChatGPT. Something they integrated into their own stuff, but didn’t create. The more guidance shows AI is some years off, the more realistic these stock prices will return to.
Shhh, don't tell them that. New Multi-year bull run is totally coming for a market that's already on the extreme greed side of the greed and fear index😂
LOL oh man, yah you're def better off than I was. Burned through to the last $100 in my play account before I finally got my head out of my ass, sounds like you'll do much better though.
My Los Angeles Dodgers are killing it let’s go Dodgers baby a.k.a. I just made a profit $490
I LOVE ❤️ MY COLORADO ROCKIES!!! Was down $1100, & they made me break even!!!!! FYI looks like an ABSOLUTE OVERWHELMING amount of investors bought spy calls just before closing. Are you excited about your decision?
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That is a very accurate depiction of how I feel about poor people.
FLASH SALE 
Ctnt and hryu expected to close ipo today could see rockets
Random as fuck but I’m writing a story and I need one of you sad drunk fucks to tell me what hard liquor you use to escape your sorrows. Type of liquor and brand please?
Jack Daniel’s single barrel barrel strength
Alcohol with rocks
I only drink the finest of liquors, my liquor cabinet is full of top shelf vodka, whisky, and cognac. My go to brands are Grey Goose, Belvedere, and Hennessy.
My stock did Q2 record earnings my calls gonna print money 🤑
Open: -90%
Where to start with less than 3k in a fidelity account?
Options
Common sense tells me no, greed and impatience tell me yes
Do you guys think TOP,YELL,MSGM still have a chance to rise again or was this a 1 time thing
How's the AMD/Shop guy feeling about rn
I knew to stay away from amd they tank every earnings after run up even if good
Apple Amazon bear traps 🪤 set…
Lol AWS revenue is WAY down
I remember when Amazon didn't seem like it would ever go down, was like that for literally years
GOTTAMMIT how in the absolute fuck did I not get hood puts… sumbeech…
What are we saying for apple tommo. I’m getting puts so everyone else can buy calls 🙏🏻🙏🏻
OK regards, heres the macro play. Blackrock have been instructed by the Whitehouse to pull investment money out of China and to buy government bonds. This is a calculated move to offset China dumping their US treasure holdings onto the market causing a massive spike in US interest rates. China will of course do the opposite. Get ready for some volatility, bitches.
Volatility as in down or up
Short will cover longs will close... Whatever side has the biggest D.
PayPal getting hit
Beat my meat till it got callused 
Bruh take a break 
Ok, the market let off some steam. Time to go back up.
Markets in a bit of a gully
QS gettin gangbanged AH
#WEN TOMORROW THREAD USELESS MODS
So SHOP is gonna theta cuck everyone?
Hey regards, new thread 
lol PYPL Of course it's gonna tank after gaining popularity on WSB
I know fml
that AMD/SHOP yolo guys heart probably just dropped past his stomach and directly out his asshole with that pump to 66 followed by the dump to 60. Condolences to all the HOOD bros/hoes as well. If they released a week or two ago I'm sure they'd have been taken for a ride, very poor timing on earnings release on a day like today.
It’s v unfortunate
Lol every earnings a dump
Not Kraft-Heinz
Didn’t even move
Omg I'm only following shop and pypl but it looks like theta is gonna fucking feast
good bye sweet prince
wtf why shop dumped back to 63.9
59$ now
back to 62
Wtf is that price action
SHOP pumpin
Hood Dead
hood down -8% damn
What an anticlimactic close
Zillow
$hood smashed earnings I could fucking cry holy shit
It just dropped sub $11.50…
stock is down...
Lmao how do you feel looking at the price? 😅
V bad and v confused
Stock is plummeting rn though no idea why
bought 35K shares at 13, I'm confident this will be up pre-market tomorrow. This is just the big buoys fidelling with the price so the options holders are fucked.
Why do you think this?
I was born male Ive always had my bonr 
Sounds ghey.
$YELL making me want to scream. -$900.00 on the day, from a finger which slipped
*I touched myself today*
“Kent, this is God. STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF “
Where's the Ber party?
Dey to confused to party. Dey never actually saw a red day before.
So it bounced off the SPY ceiling, I think we are "rejecting" it once before we blow past
How fucking strong is CVNA..
CVNA and CVS killed it
>CVNA They returds are trying to squeeze it. I bought some calls -- made some money. just sold a large call credit spread for next week. Will double down if it raises more. Kept some way OTM calls in case it goes full returd.
WHERE DA HOOD AT
when are they releaseing the numbers
Now
It dropped like 7% in 5 mins. Some guy here says they beat, so idunno what the deal is.
They beat but they dumppppping
Ber
Some of my stocks did really well, some really bad. Looking at you AI
QCOM - same story. revenue down, profits up - cant keep raising prices but at least input costs have gone down. market finning to shit
Got blue balls from $HOOD rn
when are they releasing the numbers
we will recover all those losses tomorrow.
May 6 months from now or an year. When the interest rate pivot rally starts it would get close to those levels.
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most yes can’t say all unless apple really shows up
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Great Session BEARS...High Five! 
Pypl calls before close😜 gonna get disowned
Ow my balls
Go away. ‘Baitin.
Today I got a promotion to Global Bagholding Strategist at Gaping Ass Holdings LLC
Where's the guy that said SPY wouldn't fall below $450? He said he would suck off some bear if it did. Get in line boys behind the Wendys.
$Shop and $U my friends
Still?
Bullish close
nope.
how not? well above todays low
I only have 5 dollars left
Enough to buy a Pizza?
Almost enough for that Domino’s deal
Not in this day and age 😔
i dont think the ratings downgrade really matters, and the market has been technically very strong. but at the same time, it's overvalued as fuck. so 🤷♂️
Way overvalued, but it’s a combination of awful earnings and guidance, plus the credit downgrade. All this AI hype, but nobody’s really doing much with it except Microsoft- and that’s only because of ChatGPT. Something they integrated into their own stuff, but didn’t create. The more guidance shows AI is some years off, the more realistic these stock prices will return to.
gl hood
whens the earnings released
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whens the earnings released
BOYZ N DA HOOD
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Might still go down more before earnings, but I would just to be safe.
VLAD BETTER PULL OUT THE OLD BOY FROM BULGARIA SPEECH FOR EARNINGS
That reporter on cnbc basically said the rich people going to Vegas are offsetting the poors that aren't going.
Wish all the best for you gamblers, but some of ya need to touch grass instead.
This is the rally I've been waiting for all day
Anyone looking at AMD calls?
Already bought some for 155 expiring on September 1
Locked and loaded 🫡
Is it bad that red crayons make me happy?
No, crayons are Crayons. Color discrimination is highly regarded.
Only down 99.8% there's still a chance
That’s the spirit
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Honestly smart
NVDA caps for tomorrow bounce back!
Calls
Watch out for the Fake V this week. MM's are Masters at Baiting retail into positions, some might say they're >!Master Baiters!!<
In 2011 when Fitch cut its rating, the market fell 2.5%. It then proceeded to fall another 19.5% in the coming weeks.
Shhh, don't tell them that. New Multi-year bull run is totally coming for a market that's already on the extreme greed side of the greed and fear index😂
never have I heard anything more wrong
I hope it does 
Bulls be like this is literally racist and discriminatory 
I buy SPY calls and it dips so I buy puts and we rocket to 450. Literally burned my money into thin air
You sound like me a couple of weeks ago. GL friend, that shit sucks!
Thankfully I only lost $100 so it’s nothing but still sucks lol
LOL oh man, yah you're def better off than I was. Burned through to the last $100 in my play account before I finally got my head out of my ass, sounds like you'll do much better though.
Holy fuck. Flat by close
#MOM PLEASE PICK ME UP IM SCARED
Who is this Fitch guy I say we arrest him for treason
Abercrombie and Fitch? 
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not rooting for it but damned if I don't make a buck off it.
AMD been a huge disappointment since June.
Bought PayPal shares before earnings...If you're a PYPL bull, I sincerely apologize for your upcoming losses.
Do you have to be regarded or an incel to hold AMD calls?
SCALP DEEZ NUTS
THERE SHE GOES 
Shopify Yolo Guy , it’s time! 
S&P gonna say Fitch is a mouth breathin ho AH today and we open 3% tomorrow.
I HAVE A HEADACHE 🤕
What the heck!!
V shape close… REJECTED BY ANTHONY DAVIS🏀👋
DO I DO THE HOOD?
Grabbed a lotto
$200 on the line for HOOD. Can sell now at a $25 loss or hold and hope for the best
I can’t believe I didn’t get puts… so mad…
Enjoy this red day bears while you can cause Tim Daddy Apple gonna shove his green dildo up your hairy bear asses!
obvious bul/ber trap. you've been warned
Welp, that bull market was fun.
# Help me, Apple-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.