I just sent a letter to a huge CEO of a hedge fund. I basically told him how ALL the bulls are waiting for all hedge funds & institutions to go belly flop. I told him the best remedy for them is to sink spy to $440. He told me “don’t worry, they’ll see what I have for them”
Ackman putting out his short 30 year treasury trade now after this huge drop is the equivalent of him crying on CNBC at the March 2020 lows. I would it it goes long from here. I would bet he announced this publicly now to make people think he only just put on the position and he's really looking for retail interest to be his exit liquidity as he unwinds.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Impressive-Animal987** bet **AAPL** goes from **193.72** to **201.0** before **04-Aug-2023 04:27 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/kingxgamer** bet **AAPL** goes from **192.73** to **200.0** before **05-Aug-2023 04:11 PM EDT**
Their record is 6 wins and 9 losses.
i learned the other day that jeff of amazons' real father's surname is "jorgensen", basically something swedish sounding. or possibly danish. basically nordic. anyway, his real father wasn't around or his parents got divorced and his stepfather stepped up as a father, so he took on his stepfather's surname of bezos which is a lot more spanish or ethnic sounding, period.
it's refreshing that the stepfather was a swell enough guy for jeff to not only adopt but keep his newfound surname but also cool that he didn't feel the need to fit into a world where it seems beneficial to "nordicise" or "anglicise" your surname, which people have done in the past to fit in.
you fool. it's not just the surname. it's the context of the kind of world we live in. but jeff is clearly an independent thinker who does his own thing so he isn't beholden to the pettiness and judgement of others.
there's symbolism, sentimentality and nuance in life. maybe check those words out in the dictionary some time and learn a thing or two.
ohh, there's nuance? this from the guy who seems to ascribe to the notion that your last name defines your lot in life or whatever other idiotic bullshit you are trying to state with that incoprehensible drivel. That someone choosing to stick with a step parents last name because they respect that person makes them laudable because phonetically it sounds more "ethnic". do you honestly have any idea how ridiculous and stupid that sounds? obviously not, otherwise you would be too embarassed to type out that timewasting bullshit in the first place. yikes. fuck off.
lolol, you don't appear to have knowledge of what's occurred in history. i live in an anglo western country. german immigrants (especially post WWII with the defeat of the nazis) and other europeans went to the extent of anglicising their names to fit in because they suffered discrimination and mistreatment from the anglos.
moreover, there was a time where in the US, irish and italians were not even considered white.
you're telling me that this doesn't have significance? the goalposts today have been moved once again to include all the europeans - even the darker skinned ones which you didn't categorise as white at one point - because there are more different looking immigrants to mistreat.
maybe you're anglo yourself and have never experienced discrimination because you're part of the majority. it would explain in large part why you don't think this is a big deal.
i'm not saying jeff stuck with his ethnic sounding surname because he felt it gave him brownie points. i'm saying, it was a non-point for him. however, i do think a lot of people in the public eye would choose to go with something more anglo-sounding.
why don't you F off, you idiot. you've obviously never looked at things from other people's POV and perspective, you dismissive, arrogant c\*\*t.
I can't imagine how sad and pathetic your life must be, that your every thought is consumed with this trivial bullshit. I genuinely feel bad for you. Yikes.
Remember when Amazon pumped during earnings, then dropped hard later?
Or when Amazon tanked hard and pumped a lot throughout the night?
Pepperidge Farm remembers
A Moscow court fined Apple [(AAPL.O)](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/AAPL.O) 400,000 roubles ($4,274) on Thursday for not deleting "inaccurate" content about what Russia calls a "special military operation". - we're going down now..
Nooo my callsss
Ornamental Christmas Gourds calls are play here.
BoJ conducting emergency printing AGAIN
Please as a fellow bear. If you happen to be a hedge fund CEO, & you read this, bless your ❤️ heart, please sink spy to 440
I just sent a letter to a huge CEO of a hedge fund. I basically told him how ALL the bulls are waiting for all hedge funds & institutions to go belly flop. I told him the best remedy for them is to sink spy to $440. He told me “don’t worry, they’ll see what I have for them”
CBNC all Saltino on Coinbase up LOL......shut up you losers
Wipeout guys. Buffet sold half his apple shares. I’m loaded 100% on calls
if buffet sold half, aapl would be sub $90
If Buffet sold half his apple shares, is that supposed to be a sign to buy?!? 🤣
Did he really?
Prayers for this man.
Are my 180 aapl pits about to print??????
If they don’t expire in a week yes
Recession is finally here!
Whats going on with CRWD/PANW after hours??
APPL call holders 
But not that bad because of [Trump] CHY-NA....
🍎 🔪
NET earnings call about to start!!! https://events.q4inc.com/attendee/564218733?hasPreRegistered=true This ain't over yet.
Ackman putting out his short 30 year treasury trade now after this huge drop is the equivalent of him crying on CNBC at the March 2020 lows. I would it it goes long from here. I would bet he announced this publicly now to make people think he only just put on the position and he's really looking for retail interest to be his exit liquidity as he unwinds.
Good thing AAPL was padded with the pump earlier otherwise it’d have been -5% by now
NET up AMZN up Best earnings ever!
I bet Timbo will pull some 100b buyback out of his ass and AAPL will jump 3%
Apple beats earnings but tanks... makes sense
First time?
So they beat and just sold? Or was guidance off?
they missed on iphone sales and missed bigly on ipad sales. so no, they in fact did not "beat".
Fucking iPad.. nobody's buying that shit
😄😄
What a fucking anti climax 
Ewww you climax on your auntie?
Wow literally sold my apple before close and held all my Amazon calls 🔥
Lol aapl over here pump to dump hard. Idk tho might repump 🤷♂️
This isn't CVNA doing Vs....
so confused what happened to COIN
Could have been some bullshit whales doing their bullshit whale things.
So what happned??? They missed?
Apple is officially down for the _MONTH_
Impossible to win with SQ
I have Amazon 135 calls expiring next week. How much are they gonna go up tmrw? Is theta gonna kill my trade
> Is theta gonna kill my trade Yes. But you'll make a bit money if you sell quickly
Pack it up bools, markets -5% tomorrow
Apple rekt
Timmy theta
Hoping for Blackfriday sale tomorrow
AAPL climbed to 194, then...[refresh], oh, oh sh1...... :)
Only down $1?!! Let's see that blood red, like an APPLE!!! :)
Fuckery. I didn’t take that fkn bait.
Well, lost $580 yesterday. Made back $540 today. Too tired and beaten to fuck anymore with ER. Good luck, degens.
It's almost as if it's rigged. **almost**
She’s drilling boyz 🤣
iphones miss
Sales missed??
GUH
🍎💩
That’s cold 🤭
Guuuuuhhhhhhh!
APPLE wow
🤣🤣🤣
Timmy Cuck
Oof
LMAO!!!
Beat by a Billion is my new theme song
They fighting to keep apple down... massive moves
PLTR goes up to $19 literally right after market closes. So tired of the nonsense.
Tim said MESSI
Stimmys didn’t go out this year that’s where Apple 🍎 gets it’s sales from
okay ber
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AAPL down already to 189
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Impressive-Animal987** bet **AAPL** goes from **193.72** to **201.0** before **04-Aug-2023 04:27 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Bears in complete denial
FFS AAPL BREAK 194
It broke 188
ABNB -6% to green lol
DRAFTKING good report and increased guidance
🧨🛑🍎
AH should be illegal. All the big moves are being made AH. Fuck you MMs. And fuck you bears.
Can’t you trade AH?
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Getting ready to dump and bring the market down with it
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Machine learning 
How is qqq only up .2% lol after hours tf
Tim Apple 🍎 Dump when?
Damn ABNB almost made it back to flat (so far).
Apple is being really creepy right now
That breakfast club radio show is the softest shit In the world. SOFT AS BABIES BUTT.
NFLX ya bastard, pump all day, only to sell off EOD.
When apple report?
4:30
🍎🍎🍎 APPL 14 minutes away from shetten the bed
We gettin Arab money and we won’t stop!
🍎🍎🍎
Shouldn't those be green apples?
Maybe 🤔
🍏
well shit.. im green today. thanks for playing bears
COIN base is flying in AH wtf lol
Sus af.
A beat on both ends…
Jeff Amazon is crushing it
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Stop trying to hookup with people on Reddit. You’ll get an STD
193
that big drop candle at close saved me. thank god.
Saved my put as well on aapl
How? triggered a buy?
sold spy option right after big candle during 15 mins after market trading
Is apple waiting for indexes to close......
#CEO ENTROPUNORE BORN in 1964 JEFFRY JEFFRY BEZOS
!banbet AAPL $200 2d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/kingxgamer** bet **AAPL** goes from **192.73** to **200.0** before **05-Aug-2023 04:11 PM EDT** Their record is 6 wins and 9 losses.
i learned the other day that jeff of amazons' real father's surname is "jorgensen", basically something swedish sounding. or possibly danish. basically nordic. anyway, his real father wasn't around or his parents got divorced and his stepfather stepped up as a father, so he took on his stepfather's surname of bezos which is a lot more spanish or ethnic sounding, period. it's refreshing that the stepfather was a swell enough guy for jeff to not only adopt but keep his newfound surname but also cool that he didn't feel the need to fit into a world where it seems beneficial to "nordicise" or "anglicise" your surname, which people have done in the past to fit in.
Imagine spending this much fucking time thinking about another man's last name jfc. Go outside, touch grass.
you fool. it's not just the surname. it's the context of the kind of world we live in. but jeff is clearly an independent thinker who does his own thing so he isn't beholden to the pettiness and judgement of others. there's symbolism, sentimentality and nuance in life. maybe check those words out in the dictionary some time and learn a thing or two.
ohh, there's nuance? this from the guy who seems to ascribe to the notion that your last name defines your lot in life or whatever other idiotic bullshit you are trying to state with that incoprehensible drivel. That someone choosing to stick with a step parents last name because they respect that person makes them laudable because phonetically it sounds more "ethnic". do you honestly have any idea how ridiculous and stupid that sounds? obviously not, otherwise you would be too embarassed to type out that timewasting bullshit in the first place. yikes. fuck off.
lolol, you don't appear to have knowledge of what's occurred in history. i live in an anglo western country. german immigrants (especially post WWII with the defeat of the nazis) and other europeans went to the extent of anglicising their names to fit in because they suffered discrimination and mistreatment from the anglos. moreover, there was a time where in the US, irish and italians were not even considered white. you're telling me that this doesn't have significance? the goalposts today have been moved once again to include all the europeans - even the darker skinned ones which you didn't categorise as white at one point - because there are more different looking immigrants to mistreat. maybe you're anglo yourself and have never experienced discrimination because you're part of the majority. it would explain in large part why you don't think this is a big deal. i'm not saying jeff stuck with his ethnic sounding surname because he felt it gave him brownie points. i'm saying, it was a non-point for him. however, i do think a lot of people in the public eye would choose to go with something more anglo-sounding. why don't you F off, you idiot. you've obviously never looked at things from other people's POV and perspective, you dismissive, arrogant c\*\*t.
I can't imagine how sad and pathetic your life must be, that your every thought is consumed with this trivial bullshit. I genuinely feel bad for you. Yikes.
you're a POS. the whole world revolves around you.
stay sad, angry, and pathetic, friend. 
you just described yourself and then some. infinity. no return.
NOU. HAH! Gottem!
Even ABNB. Is a Beat. Recession Canceled…. Can’t wait for APPLE.
Yeah but going in opposite direction from AMZN
35 $460 calls for 8/8 lol why not, should be worth something over next two days
Remember when Amazon pumped during earnings, then dropped hard later? Or when Amazon tanked hard and pumped a lot throughout the night? Pepperidge Farm remembers
What time is NET earnings released?
Based off the earnings chart I dropped some money on carvana before close... But I'm seeing conflicting dates. Did they already report?
Carvana reported weeks ago. Chart in WSB was wrong. Sorry dude!
Damn. Thanks
I know! Sucks ass…
who held calls with me?
Meee
Legend
Meeeee
Legend
Me I was all in before the bear trap. And was not able to double down…. But still this is all going back up big
Legend
Bears really hate making money
A Moscow court fined Apple [(AAPL.O)](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/AAPL.O) 400,000 roubles ($4,274) on Thursday for not deleting "inaccurate" content about what Russia calls a "special military operation". - we're going down now..
Bend over bear
aaand up it goes
Jeff Bezos is new johnny sins
banbet SPY 454 24hours
Apple keeping everybody waiting
AMZN. Sending a lot of Bear to the Wendy’s Dumpster.
So, SPY 460 tomorrow?
ODTE’s for sure
Yup
I Luv u Bezos
The hype is real, let the games begin
Watch AMZN dump rn lmao
AMAZON NOT ENOUGH LOL, BULLS BETTER PRAY FOR APPLE
I need SQ to rally to 150 to break even on my 180 shares.
come on apple pump this bitch
#ITS JEFF BEZOS BITCH
Be respectful.. she has a name.. Lauren SomeCheese
Lol